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  • -Hi, everybody. Welcome to another edition

  • of "Tonight Show: At Home Edition."

  • And it's very rainy and cold here,

  • but I am braving the storm while my wife

  • and dog and kids are safe and cozy on the inside.

  • And I hope that you are safe and cozy

  • on the inside of your home.

  • It's a great day to stay at home.

  • We have a fun show tonight.

  • Blake Shelton is here, country music legend.

  • Why was I doing that --

  • What was I proving by being -- nothing.

  • I was proving nothing by being outside.

  • Anyway, I'm inside now,

  • and I hope you guys are inside as well, safe.

  • Blake Shelton is on the show tonight.

  • He's doing a song with Gwen Stefani

  • to close our show called "Nobody but You"

  • off of his album, "Fully Loaded."

  • His charity tonight is MusiCares.

  • They're doing something for people in the music industry

  • affected by COVID-19.

  • It's a great charity. Thank you for being here, Blake.

  • Also from "Saturday Night Live," you know him, you love him,

  • he's also in "Trolls World Tour,"

  • Kenan Thompson is here tonight.

  • [ Clapping ] Ah! We love Kenan,

  • and his charity is nokidhungry.org.

  • And then later we'll be playing a game,

  • an online game called "Quiplash," which I love.

  • And the makers of that game, Jackbox,

  • said that they will match up to $25,000

  • in donations to redcross.org.

  • So thank you guys for that, and please donate

  • when the time comes if you're watching on YouTube.

  • I'll be playing with some fun people.

  • Alright, let's start the show with a fun monologue.

  • Here we go. ♪♪

  • Welcome to "The Tonight Show: At Home Edition."

  • Well, guys, the weather here has been crazy.

  • All day there's been thunderstorms with wind gusts

  • of over 70 miles per hour.

  • I can tell my wife is getting tired of me.

  • Today she told me to take a selfie stick

  • and go film on the roof.

  • I almost got a chair squeak out of that one.

  • -[ Chuckles ]

  • -That's right, the wind was over 70 miles per hour.

  • The only fun part of the day was gathering the family

  • in front of and open window and re-enacting

  • Beyoncé at Coachella.

  • Let's get to some news.

  • Earlier today, Bernie Sanders endorsed Joe Biden for President

  • in a joint live stream.

  • Yep, and like most streams involving those two,

  • they stood there for a few minutes

  • waiting for it to happen.

  • Well, guys, the CDC now says that the coronavirus

  • can be spread through your shoes.

  • Which means everyone's about to become that

  • annoying dinner party host who goes,

  • "Do you mind taking off your shoes?

  • Thank you. We just got our carpet cleaned.

  • And so, you know, just --

  • or you can leave them on if you want.

  • We'll just -- we'll feed you through the window."

  • Alright. I always had that one neighbor growing up

  • that I had to like take my shoes off and I go,

  • "Really? You think your house is that nice?

  • Okay."

  • Okay.

  • Some TV news -- over the weekend

  • ESPN aired a seven-hour National Spelling Bee marathon

  • and then a tournament of NBA players playing horse.

  • Then afterwards, everyone turned to the Weather Channel

  • just to feel something again.

  • A new "Bachelor" spin-off called "Listen to Your Heart"

  • premiered tonight, where 20 singles try

  • to connect romantically by making music together.

  • So if you think it's bad when a guy whips out an acoustic guitar

  • at a party, imagine the entire party

  • is filled with that guy.

  • And finally, a 93-year-old Pennsylvania woman went viral

  • after putting a sign in her window that read,

  • "I need more beer."

  • [ Chuckles ] Yeah, it was funny until

  • everyone realized it was a 33-year-old woman

  • who's having a rough quarantine.

  • It got even crazier when she turned the sign around

  • and it said, "And shrooms."

  • You guys, that is our monologue right there.

  • I wanted to check in on my friend and our announcer,

  • Steve Higgins, who is at home safely with his family.

  • Steve Higgins, how you doing, bud?

  • -How's it going, Jimmy?

  • -It's so good to see you, man. I miss you.

  • Oh, Zoom background. -Fantastic, huh?

  • -Yeah. That's a good one. I don't have that one.

  • -I upgraded to Pro. It's fantastic.

  • -What is that one called?

  • -It's called Tropical Paradise.

  • -I have like Space and San Francisco.

  • That's all I have.

  • -Oh, dude, you got to upgrade to Pro.

  • Check out this one, this one is fantastic.

  • -What is this called?

  • -It's called Man Looking at Waterfall.

  • Look at that. -Mm.

  • -Majesty of the waterfall.

  • -Yeah, why not just show the waterfall? I mean...

  • -You can kind of see it in his eyes

  • if you look real close. -Can you?

  • -Well, look, he's pointing at it, see?

  • -No. What else do you got?

  • -Oh, this is my favorite one. Check this one out.

  • -Is that a bag of dog food? -Yeah, it's like I'm hanging out

  • in front of a big bag of dog food.

  • Check it out, it's like I'm almost there.

  • -Oh, yeah. -I'm gonna grab that dog food.

  • -Is there any other ones?

  • -Oh, you're gonna love this one. Boom.

  • -Ew, what's that? -Mystery celebrity armpit.

  • Whose is it? We don't know.

  • -Mystery celebrity armpit? -Yeah.

  • -Ew. [ Laughs ]

  • I wouldn't be able to guess any celebrity armpit.

  • -No, that's why it's so great, 'cause it's a mystery.

  • -Hey, I should get going, dude. This was --

  • -You know what? -What?

  • I got to go, though. -Mystery solved,

  • it's my armpit.

  • -[ Laughs ] You got me, dude.

  • Very good. That's great, buddy.

  • Nice to see you again. Take care, okay?

  • -Wait, how are Franny and Winnie?

  • -They're great. They're so cute, I know --

  • Oh -- There's your kid, your family's there too.

  • -Hi. -They love you. They --

  • [ Laughs ] -Yeah!

  • -So much fun.

  • [ Talking over each other ]

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Oh, my God.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Yeah!

  • [ Laughter continues ]

  • -All right.

  • Well, all right, I'll see you -- you guys are nuts.

  • -Bye, Jimmy.

  • -We'll see ya, Jimmy. I'm bleeding pretty bad.

  • -All right, guys. We'll check in with you later.

  • -Oh, my God. Who turned the lights out?

-Hi, everybody. Welcome to another edition

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