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  • Well, of course, this Sunday is Easter.

  • And, uh, all kinds of activities surrounding Easter have been canceled.

  • Easter parade, Easter egg hunts.

  • Ah, kinds of Easter gatherings at church.

  • Everything cancelled.

  • So I thought maybe I should talk to the man at the center of this very special till the day.

  • See how he's doing.

  • Jesus.

  • Jesus.

  • Are you there?

  • Hey.

  • Hey, Jesus.

  • Tell us, how are you?

  • How are you doing?

  • Oh, man.

  • You know, just hanging in there, sheltering in place like everybody else sheltering in place.

  • I understand you're the son of God.

  • Well, I like to lead by example.

  • So I'm staying home like the rest of you.

  • Yeah.

  • It just looks like you're in a suburban home in Glendale.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • That's just the background I picked for this call.

  • Kind of its more relatable than than this.

  • You know, that's my normal crib, So Oh, yeah, right.

  • That might.

  • That might turn people off, I think.

  • Yeah.

  • So, Jesus, your big day Easter got canceled.

  • How you handling that?

  • Well, it's not really cancelled.

  • I mean, I'm I'm still coming back from the dead.

  • I'm just doing it from home.

  • Oh, I see instead of the sermon on the Mount, it's going to be the sermon on the couch.

  • Yeah, that's kind of funny.

  • Yeah.

  • First year, my resurrection will be on Zoom.

  • Yeah, right.

  • Right.

  • This out.

  • I'm still doing some of my tricks to Okay, Look at this, huh?

  • That's great.

  • Yeah, well, at Jesus, I gotta say it looks like you have a really positive attitude.

  • You know what, Coney?

  • You got to stay positive.

  • It's It's not the first time I've sheltered in place.

  • I was buried in a tomb for three months.

  • Three months?

  • No, I thought you were buried in a tomb for three days.

  • Yeah, three days with no Netflix, no video games.

  • It felt like three months.

  • Hey, speaking of games, do you want to play some skyrim?

  • I'm all hooked up.

  • I love to, but I got a show to Dio.

  • Can't really I can't really do that right now, Jury.

  • So a lot of people want to know.

  • How long has this pandemic gonna last?

  • Oh, man, I'd love to tell you, but that's really more my dad's department.

  • You know, he does plagues Locusts, pandemics.

  • I'm more like the Tam Marine guy right.

  • Well, uh, Jesus.

  • Ah, You got a lot of people watching right now.

  • Any words of encouragement?

  • Fear Flock?

  • Yeah, sure.

  • Um Hey, guys.

  • Jesus.

  • Here.

  • I love y'all.

  • Best thing you can do right now is just stay home.

  • Stay connected with each other.

  • Reach out to your friends.

  • Your apostles call your virgin moms.

  • That's how we'll get through it and shout out to the doctors, nurses, grocery workers and everyone keeping us safe.

  • You're the real miracle workers.

  • Yeah, well, thank you.

  • That was That was lovely.

  • Thanks a lot.

  • Cheese.

  • Anytime.

  • By everyone.

  • I love you all.

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • Before you go, maybe a little help here.

  • Sure, buddy.

  • Hey, fantastic.

  • You'll enjoy.

  • That's a merlot.

  • Oh, kind of prefer a Pino.

  • Dude, Drink that and like it.

  • Yeah, yeah, place.

Well, of course, this Sunday is Easter.

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