She plays Jet Reno.

Love that name on the CBS All access show.

Star Trek Discovery.

Please welcome our really good friend Tyg know.

Taro, Take How are you?

I'm doing well.

How are you, Conan?

I'm doing very well.

I'm disturbed by the lack of any kind of furniture or decoration behind you.

There's nothing.

There's absolutely nothing.

Yeah.

How you went all out?

Yeah, that's my chimney.

Um, my bedroom chimney that we had to explain to our kids that Santa because they were worried about what Chimney Santa was gonna come down.

And, uh, we explained that Santa won't be coming down that chimney.

Hopefully, you know, right, That's good.

That's good.

And your Children are 38 40.

Is that right?

Correct.

Today they both still birthday.

They're still excited about Santa.

Now you're are how old?

Three years old, right?

3.5.

3.5.

3.5.

And I just turned 39.

Conan, that's right.

You just celebrated a birthday.

Happy birthday right here in captivity.

Well, we don't call it captivity.

We call it.

Ah, self quarantining.

Sure, you know, I love our awkward pauses are even more delicious in its format.

Do you feel like you are mentally prepared mentally in good shape for this quarantine?

We're all in right now.

I think some people are better prepared than others.

Tell me, take, how are you in this situation?

You know, I obviously have not been through this ever before as we know it.

But I have, Um I don't know if you're aware, but I've had some medical issues over the years.

I have Where?

Yes.

Yes, I've actually been, I think, hospitalized six or seven times in the past seven years.

And when I'm feeling better, I work a lot of travel around, and many times, during my healing processes and work, I thought I would love to be home with my family.

I would give anything to be home with my family, and, um, I wasthe looking at this as being quarantined.

And then about a week ago, it dawned on me that maybe I could shift things in my brain and just act like I chose this time off.

Right?

And it has helped me and I know again I've never been through this.

So maybe tomorrow there will be a, you know, murder suicide going on.

But I, uh uh, Stephanie and I give each other a couple hours a day alone, and that's very helpful.

That's key.

You have to have some separation because I know you're guys are a great couple.

You begin been together many years now.

What?

Eight years now?

Ah, seven.

I appreciate you keeping track of it, though.

I know it's all I think about.

Every morning we'll have a little abacus next to my bed and I slide to beat over.

And it's dedicated your relationship stuff.

Thank you.

So you've only slid the beat over seven times now?

Yeah.

You got ahead of yourself.

I gotta head It just felt like you guys were together.

Eight seemed like a rag.

Seven billion.

But yeah, that's the thing is that a lot of couples right now are going through a tough time because they're in close quarters.

Um, that's why I do everything I can to just go into another room.

I can tell when my wife has had it with me.

They think it important.

Thio not wait until you're driving each other insane and take the two.

Just take two hours.

Yes, the two hours really, really, really is making such a difference.

And then we miss each other and we're not.

We were spending four hours apart a day.

Essentially, it's awake, and I we've switched that around, which is we're only decided to only be together for one hour and speed separate the rest of the time.

And my wife is never are.

No, she's delighted.

She says.

This is the just the exact amount of Conan that anyone should have another gnome or so do your kids find you amusing?

I mean, I can entertain them about 10% of the time, and I'm 90% of the time.

It's contempt and loathing.

I just think it's a fine mix you want, but I think you know, with certain audiences, that's what I I've gotten us well for years.

Some people don't recognize what I do is comedy, right?

Right.

Sometimes it helps just to tell them.

By the way, this is comedy.

Yeah, well, I have Somebody announced that before each someone says, Oh, and by the way, what you're about to experience is comedy, right?

um if anyone starts to get up to leave in a huff, we, uh, have somebody come over the loudspeaker to let people know.

Don't worry.

She's getting to a punch line.

I want to ask you quickly.

Is this true that you before this whole nonsense pandemic broke out?

You performed in Huntsville, Alabama, on the same night as another event.

And you describe this as what you thought was kind of a rough point in your career?

My show was the same night as Weiner dogs on ice.

We're not an ice.

That's correct.

I've been doing this city 22 years and I guess there is a part of me a little surprised that 22 years down the road, I find myself in Huntsville, Alabama, competing against Wiener dogs on ice.

Um, who got the bigger draw that night?

Waiter dogs on ice.

Wiener dogs on ice.

Did I sold?

I sold Well, okay.

It was a fun show.

I'm sure it was a great show.

I just leave Well, you cannot compete.

I want to be on.

That is my favorite daughter.

I love I love long haired wiener dogs.

So if I if I were in Huntsville, Alabama, that night, I wouldn't have gone to my show.

I would have been it, uh, wiener dogs on ice.

I'm telling you, I don't think I cannot think of a single show I've done in my entire career that could compete with a wiener dog that has tiny little skates strapped to its paws.

And then it shoved across the ice.

Do you think that's what was happening?

How else could it?

What else could Wiener dogs on ice B?

I mean, I just assumed it was just their little paws not being able to get a grip on the ice, and, uh, they feel like they were actually skating around.

I think when you say on ice, you're almost legally obliged to have scapes involved.

Otherwise, you could say, you know, uh, whatever you could say, Hey, it's Amy Klobuchar on ice and just whip her out onto an ice rink and watch her slide around on her ass.

That's not a nice show.

I go to that, though.

You know what, So would I.

I want to talk to you about Have Tyg at your party.

This is something that you invented quite a while ago that I think is perfect for the time around right now described have taken your party.

It's basically me as the burning log on the teeth be screen.

Um, when I was touring years ago, I was missing so many friends parties, and I was pretty bummed out about that.

And I thought, Oh, might be funny to send a video of myself just in my hotel room and they can put it on the TV like in there.

And then I thought, Well, maybe that would be a good idea to spell to my fan base.

And so it actually came out a decade ago, I think on my first album, Good one, and, uh, and my wife mentioned, maybe I should, uh, let people know that it's out there.

If you're alone and you're ready to party, I I am going to be right by your side in your house.

We don't even have to socially distance each other from each other are perfect for right now.

It is the You came up with this quite a while ago, but ladies and gentleman, if you want Chicken Otero at your party and let's say you're having a zoom party in, like, 10 people were there.

You and you want Tyg, One of the funniest people I know to be at your party.

This is a way to do that.

We have a clip here.

Oh, and I believe this is You see a clip from, uh, have taken your party.

Can you tell us anything about this clip?

Um, yeah, I'm just standing there.

Just standing there.

Yeah.

Let's take a look at this clip from Have ticket your party.

Wow, that was fantastic.

You know what?

I wasn't watching really here in an empty room with nothing else to do, and I couldn't hold your attention.

The worst.

What is it?

You couldn't hold your attention next, but that's the worst.

Now, you think that I have to get your party is gonna blow up Now that people, if I could buy stock and have ticket your party a choice right now between buying stock and have ticket your party or Sharman toilet paper, I would go all in on have to get your party.

Thank you.

You're a smart man.

I am.

I'm a very wise investor.

As you can see, valuable objects in the world behind me.

Um, Cone and I have to go.

You just made me look like a fool.

Go to take notaro dot com And for $5 five buckaroos, five bones, five bones, five bones have take join you for a party in your home during this time of social distancing.

This is the perfect moment for have Tyg at your party.

Take Thank you so much for joining me.

Thank you, Conan.

You're my favorite comedian who looks exactly like Tom Cruise.

I appreciate that so much.

Please stay hunkered and safe because ah and I will.

I will.

But I hope to see you again because America needs me.

We Is that what you were going to say?

No.

No, of course not.

I was just gonna say courts.

I think it's gonna sell to Seo Blush.

Thank you very much.

Take, stay sane.

Okay to sir, Bye bye about you.

Thanks.

Dig.

Thanks.

Going in.

Five bones, my bones.