字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Four, three, two, one. 2 Joel, long time no tease, how are you? 3 I am well, Ms. Guerrero. 4 It is always nice to see you. 5 You're less... 6 I'm usually... 7 Clips of you being very aggressive, 8 especially with Pastor Ken Copeland, 9 which I loved so endlessly. 10 I played it on a loop, 11 I gave it away as Christmas gifts, Hanukkah gifts. 12 I just put it in a little... 13 I was like, here you go. 14 You are doing the Lord's work. 15 Thank you so much. 16 I will forever somehow married to that man 17 in many people's psyches, 18 so I don't know how I feel about that. 19 But I'm glad that so many people watched it 20 and enjoyed it. 21 Yes. 22 So I'm a huge fan of yours, Joel. 23 Okay, that's a lie, but go ahead. 24 No you're a fantastic actor, 25 you're a wonderful host, we miss "The Soup" of course. 26 But what have you been doing lately? 27 I know that episodes of "Community" are back online, 28 and I hear you've got a podcast, 29 but you're still really busy with a bunch of stuff. 30 This is gonna sound strange, 31 but I'm actually busy than I think I was 32 before the quarantine, 33 because now I'm doing everything from the house, 34 but I have 12 and 15 year old sons. 35 And I don't know what we would do without the Xbox. 36 Now we're on spring break, which seems no different 37 than the previous week. 38 But in the meantime, Ken Jeong and I 39 have launched a podcast, because Ken is a real doctor, 40 and I am not, and so we decided that we would 41 kind of make this podcast about answering questions 42 about the crisis and "Community", 43 and we taped our second episode yesterday. 44 It's gonna drop tomorrow, 45 and spoiler, Andrew Yang comes on to the podcast. 46 So he's helping the economy to recover, 47 or putting the stuff in place to help the economy recover 48 and he's a tremendous man. 49 So we started that. 50 Boy, I'm sorry I'm talking so much. 51 And on top of that, Melissa McCarthy 52 and Octavia Spencer and I have started a thing called, 53 "Comfort Food 2020" that buys food 54 from independently owned, local restaurants 55 in different cities, and they buy meals, 56 so those restaurants get paid, 57 and then we feed hospital staffs. 58 Wow, that's amazing. 59 That is such a great idea. 60 Whose idea was that? 61 Oh, it was all mine. 62 (Lisa laughs) 63 You know, nothing to do with Octavia or Melissa, 64 they just ride on my coattails. 65 You know, 'cause my movie career is equal to theirs, 66 I think they were excited to pair with me. 67 No, so I was going on to local restaurants 68 on my Instagram, and going, come here, 69 they have great food, it's take out, 70 these are the prices, here's the menu. 71 And then Octavia had fed this hospital staff, 72 and then they said, do you wanna come on 73 and then we'll start using the restaurants 74 you've been featuring? 75 And so that's kind of how it all came together. 76 And when you have the power 77 of Octavia Spencer and Melissa McCarthy, 78 and a former, basic cable, clip show host, 79 I mean, that's going-- 80 Huge, big. 81 Yeah. 82 Tell me a little bit about the podcast 83 and the tone of the podcast, 84 because obviously you and Ken are very funny guys, 85 but we're living in a time of, quite frankly, 86 a pandemic and a crisis, 87 and a lot of people are anxious and scared. 88 So tell me about how you do this, 89 and how you strike that balance. 90 Well, thank you for saying we're funny. 91 I'm funny, Ken is not funny. 92 (Lisa laughs) 93 And I have to carry him through these podcasts 94 to make it appear that he's funny. 95 He would absolutely agree with me. 96 So that's a very good question, 97 because whenever both of us were turning on the news, 98 and as you know, they don't stop, 99 and you can watch one hour or seven hours of news, 100 and sometimes there's no news coming, 101 but you remain terrified. 102 And to decipher exactly what's going on is hard, 103 so we knew that "Community" was coming back to Netflix. 104 Yep. 105 And we thought... 106 'Cause people ask both of us questions 107 all about "Community" and Donald all the time, 108 Donald Glover, not Trump, 109 because Donald Glover, he's gone on 110 to have a slightly elevated career since. 111 So we wanted to combine those things 112 and really ask questions like, do masks work, 113 and then talk about that. 114 Do gloves work, talk about that. 115 And Ken knows all about the medicine. 116 He really knows it. 117 And I try to just tell stupid jokes all the time 118 to keep it light. 119 So that's basically how we came around to it, 120 and Ken pays me $1,000 a week to be his friend, 121 so I thought this was a good way 122 to knock out the whole social hour with him, 123 and I wouldn't have to talk to him again 124 for the rest of the week. 125 Makes sense. 126 So Ken is a real doctor, 127 and has he considered answering the governor's call, 128 when he has been asking for retired doctors 129 and nurses to come back into service to help? 130 Oh, I think he's considered it, 131 but he was a terrible doctor, when he was a doctor. 132 He set a number of world records for being terrible. 133 He would often be just drinking a beer during an exam. 134 I think it was really irresponsible. 135 That's a good... 136 Well, right now, Tran, his wife, 137 is a full-time doctor, 138 so she is only working. 139 So Ken is with his daughters, his young daughters at home. 140 Taking care of them. 141 And I think that he... 142 I don't think, 'cause he's been out of medicine 143 for a decade, and so I think there's a number of things 144 he would have to do to get up to speed. 145 To get his license back so that he could practice. 146 'Cause as you know, he was barred. 147 Yeah, no, he stole all those medical supplies way back when. 148 Sounds like I should investigate that, actually. 149 I'll get on him. 150 Ken Jeong, medical thief. 151 I think a lot of stuff would have to happen. 152 But in the meantime, putting up the podcast 153 and talking about the virus, 154 because he's so well educated, 155 even though he went to Duke and North Carolina, 156 which are crappy schools. 157 So he's very well versed, and it's great. 158 So you guys are doing... 159 Obviously, you said that you've been 160 probably busier now than you've been in a long time. 161 Yeah. 162 Can you give people some advice, 163 because so many people are feeling cabin fever, 164 they're stuck inside. 165 Here we live in southern California, 166 and you're not able to go outside, 167 and really enjoy, exercise and things we used to do. 168 Going out to restaurants, for example. 169 So what advice would you give people 170 that are fighting cabin fever? 171 I don't know, red wine? 172 Okay, no, let's see... 173 I would say stay as active as you possibly can physically. 174 Whatever allows you to. 175 Because you have to take care of the temple. 176 So that will chew up a lot of energy, right there. 177 But I would say, be cautious, 178 obviously do all the distancing, 179 listen to things about how you should go grocery shopping, 180 how you should bring those bags in, do all that. 181 Definitely buy from local businesses, 182 but don't let the paranoia paralyze you. 183 So it is very serious and very terrifying, 184 but don't let it overcome you. 185 And you know, read some books. 186 Read the books that you should have read 187 in high school and college. 188 Knock some of those out. 189 And if you're me and my sons, 190 we're playing a lot of "Madden", 191 "Fortnite", and "Call of Duty", 192 so I recommend those games, they're great. 193 And "Spiderman", we like the "Spiderman" game on PS4. 194 I know you're a sports fan. 195 This is a brutal time for sports fans right now. 196 I mean, how many classic ESPN games can one watch? 197 So what do you suggest for sports fans, 198 that don't have anything to gamble on, 199 what about the degenerates, what are they doing right now? 200 Good question about the degenerates, 201 but if you think about it, 202 people that bet on things, 203 can find almost anything to bet on. 204 They probably would bet on how many commercial breaks 205 will be taken during one of those classic games. 206 'Cause they cut out all of the peripheral stuff in those. 207 When I turn on ESPN, now it's "30 for 30" all the time. 208 Right. 209 I just watched that "O.J.: Made in America" again, 210 which was fantastic. 211 And I can't recommend enough the documentary, "McMillions", 212 but sports fans are pretty... 213 I would say Esports is your answer. 214 Go watch some "Overwatch League" stuff, 215 and you and go to Twitch 216 and watch a lot of video games live. 217 I know that a lot of older dudes 218 don't want that or anything. 219 But if the biggest sacrifice we have to make 220 is missing some live sporting events on TV, 221 then we are gonna be just fine. 222 Did you watch "Tiger King"? 223 Everyone keeps asking me about this, 224 and I still have not watched it. 225 (Lisa gasps) 226 It's so good. 227 I know everyone is freaking out, 228 and I know that if there's secrets or spoilers, 229 I'm gonna be really screwed. 230 'Cause I'm gonna learn them all. 231 I know it's bad when even... 232 My mom just turned 75 two days ago, 233 Happy birthday, Laurie McHale in Seattle. 234 Happy birthday! 235 Happy birthday, Mom! 236 Even she is like, "Well, have you seen the 'Tiger Kings'?" 237 And I went, wow, so I need to... 238 This reminds me of high school, 239 when my mom goes, "Have you heard of the Pearl Jam?" 240 And I went, okay, it's not happened, 241 the band is popular, my mom knows who it is. 242 So if they know it, I'm gonna start tonight. 243 Good. 244 Call me in the morning and you can quiz me, 245 and we can do this again, and we can do a wrap up. 246 Perfect. 247 Is there any other documentary on other than 248 "Tiger King" I should watch? 249 No, that's the only one, that's it. 250 Okay, well, what do you watch that is non-documentary, 251 if you go home tonight, what are you watching? 252 So I'm watching, "Little Fires Everywhere". 253 That's the Reese Witherspoon and Kerry Washinton, 254 kind of, mini series. 255 It's excellent. 256 I'm watching "Westworld", the new episodes that are out. 257 So I love that. 258 And I'm watching news. 259 I am one of the people that watches news 24/7. 260 So I'm watching MSNBC and CNN, 261 and I watch The Death Clicker, 262 and I'm obsessed with it, 263 and I'm completely, 100% all in, 264 for every single news show there is. 265 Do you ever get bored? 266 'Cause clearly they're not offering new information, 267 but they go, we'll let's talk to this guy 268 who drives a van and see what's going on 269 with the van guy. 270 Are you okay with that stuff? 271 Yeah, because it's not just the new information, 272 it's how the different anchors and correspondents 273 present it from show to show or hour to hour, 274 and their perspective on it is a little bit different. 275 Question for you, 'cause we are working on this story 276 about the masks, and you said that you and Ken 277 did talk about whether or not these masks work. 278 Yep. 279 Because I don't know if you just heard, 280 they're now, of course, here in California, 281 we're supposed to wear masks. 282 In New York now, they've announced 283 that they're supposed to wear masks, 284 and tonight they're gonna say 285 that the White House is recommending 286 people wear masks when they go out. 287 So what did Doctor Ken say we should do? 288 Do the cloth masks work or not? 289 Ultimately, we talked about, 290 ultimately, he would say, from the research would say, 291 no, it can't stop the virus. 292 It can do a couple of things, 293 when you wear a mask, it helps to remind you 294 not to touch your face, so that's huge. 295 That's a big deal. 296 The N45 masks are the ones that can actually 297 stop the droplets from getting into 298 your respiratory system. 299 So those are the ones that you wear 300 when you're painting, or with the docs, 301 like when you're painting a house, 302 or what the docs are wearing. 303 And I don't wanna say, don't wear a mask, 304 I'm trying not to stay that. 305 But it helps you become more hyper aware, 306 and who knows, why not? 307 Right, why not do it, just because 308 it just reminds people to stay further away from each other. 309 So tell me, if there's like one last thing 310 you want to mention to folks that we haven't covered 311 or something that you want our viewers to know 312 about what you're doing. 313 Or some kind of message of encouragement, 314 or just anything. 315 What do you wanna share? 316 When you go out, do what I do, wear a mask, 317 rubber gloves, and an adult diaper. 318 (Lisa laughs) 319 Just in case. 320 Because a lot of places are closed, 321 don't wanna use the bushes. 322 Excellent advice. 323 I would say, go to the CDC website, 324 and that is very good information, 325 and they are up to date on it, 326 so pay attention to the research that's coming, 327 'cause it's right up to date, 328 and I would say, unlike yourself, 329 because you're in the news... 330 'Cause I think a lot of people, they watch the news 331 endlessly and it freaks them out, 332 but make sure... 333 Even though, people go like, 334 oh, we're just at home all the time. 335 Take a little bit of time, either to meditate, 336 exercise, or take yourself out for a bit 337 to enjoy and then you can reengage. 338 That was a very long piece of advice. 339 Oh, and skip rope, how about that? 340 Jump rope, that's good. 341 Finally, do you miss "Inside Edition"? 342 Do you still watch us all the time? 343 'Cause we miss you. 344 I have not missed a single episode, 345 you can quiz me on anything. 346 Boy, I miss those days. 347 There was one segment you did, 348 when you were running after dudes in a parking lot, 349 and you were posing as a prostitute. 350 Sex for gas! 351 Sex for gas after super storm Sandy. 352 That was one of my classics. 353 The glee with which the producers would come in 354 with that tape, they were like, 355 "You're not gonna believe what Lisa Guerrero did!" 356 (Lisa laughs) 357 And I'm like, "What?" 358 And he was like, "She is confronting men 359 "who are trying to solicit her, 360 "while they're getting gas." 361 So that's why people say... 362 You literally helped pay for the house 363 you see around me, Lisa, so thank you. 364 (Lisa laughs) 365 As you said, God's work, yes. 366 You're welcome. 367 You're welcome, America, you're welcome, Joel McHale. 368 So listen to "The Darkest Timeline", 369 the podcast with me and Ken, 370 watch "Community" on Netflix, 371 and I don't know, 372 and get take out 373 from independent businesses. 374 Solicit independent businesses. 375 Do not sale your body for gas. 376 All great advice, thank you so much, Joel. 377 Thanks, Lisa. 378 And just for those of you that are watching, 379 she never even looked at me once, 380 she's been looking into a camera this whole time, 381 and it's been very rude. 382 So rude. 383 Oh my gosh. 384 I love you, thank you. 385 We appreciate it. 386 Thanks, good luck with everything.
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