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Four, three, two, one. 2
Joel, long time no tease, how are you? 3
I am well, Ms. Guerrero. 4
It is always nice to see you. 5
You're less... 6
I'm usually... 7
Clips of you being very aggressive, 8
especially with Pastor Ken Copeland, 9
which I loved so endlessly. 10
I played it on a loop, 11
I gave it away as Christmas gifts, Hanukkah gifts. 12
I just put it in a little... 13
I was like, here you go. 14
You are doing the Lord's work. 15
Thank you so much. 16
I will forever somehow married to that man 17
in many people's psyches, 18
so I don't know how I feel about that. 19
But I'm glad that so many people watched it 20
and enjoyed it. 21
Yes. 22
So I'm a huge fan of yours, Joel. 23
Okay, that's a lie, but go ahead. 24
No you're a fantastic actor, 25
you're a wonderful host, we miss "The Soup" of course. 26
But what have you been doing lately? 27
I know that episodes of "Community" are back online, 28
and I hear you've got a podcast, 29
but you're still really busy with a bunch of stuff. 30
This is gonna sound strange, 31
but I'm actually busy than I think I was 32
before the quarantine, 33
because now I'm doing everything from the house, 34
but I have 12 and 15 year old sons. 35
And I don't know what we would do without the Xbox. 36
Now we're on spring break, which seems no different 37
than the previous week. 38
But in the meantime, Ken Jeong and I 39
have launched a podcast, because Ken is a real doctor, 40
and I am not, and so we decided that we would 41
kind of make this podcast about answering questions 42
about the crisis and "Community", 43
and we taped our second episode yesterday. 44
It's gonna drop tomorrow, 45
and spoiler, Andrew Yang comes on to the podcast. 46
So he's helping the economy to recover, 47
or putting the stuff in place to help the economy recover 48
and he's a tremendous man. 49
So we started that. 50
Boy, I'm sorry I'm talking so much. 51
And on top of that, Melissa McCarthy 52
and Octavia Spencer and I have started a thing called, 53
"Comfort Food 2020" that buys food 54
from independently owned, local restaurants 55
in different cities, and they buy meals, 56
so those restaurants get paid, 57
and then we feed hospital staffs. 58
Wow, that's amazing. 59
That is such a great idea. 60
Whose idea was that? 61
Oh, it was all mine. 62
(Lisa laughs) 63
You know, nothing to do with Octavia or Melissa, 64
they just ride on my coattails. 65
You know, 'cause my movie career is equal to theirs, 66
I think they were excited to pair with me. 67
No, so I was going on to local restaurants 68
on my Instagram, and going, come here, 69
they have great food, it's take out, 70
these are the prices, here's the menu. 71
And then Octavia had fed this hospital staff, 72
and then they said, do you wanna come on 73
and then we'll start using the restaurants 74
you've been featuring? 75
And so that's kind of how it all came together. 76
And when you have the power 77
of Octavia Spencer and Melissa McCarthy, 78
and a former, basic cable, clip show host, 79
I mean, that's going-- 80
Huge, big. 81
Yeah. 82
Tell me a little bit about the podcast 83
and the tone of the podcast, 84
because obviously you and Ken are very funny guys, 85
but we're living in a time of, quite frankly, 86
a pandemic and a crisis, 87
and a lot of people are anxious and scared. 88
So tell me about how you do this, 89
and how you strike that balance. 90
Well, thank you for saying we're funny. 91
I'm funny, Ken is not funny. 92
(Lisa laughs) 93
And I have to carry him through these podcasts 94
to make it appear that he's funny. 95
He would absolutely agree with me. 96
So that's a very good question, 97
because whenever both of us were turning on the news, 98
and as you know, they don't stop, 99
and you can watch one hour or seven hours of news, 100
and sometimes there's no news coming, 101
but you remain terrified. 102
And to decipher exactly what's going on is hard, 103
so we knew that "Community" was coming back to Netflix. 104
Yep. 105
And we thought... 106
'Cause people ask both of us questions 107
all about "Community" and Donald all the time, 108
Donald Glover, not Trump, 109
because Donald Glover, he's gone on 110
to have a slightly elevated career since. 111
So we wanted to combine those things 112
and really ask questions like, do masks work, 113
and then talk about that. 114
Do gloves work, talk about that. 115
And Ken knows all about the medicine. 116
He really knows it. 117
And I try to just tell stupid jokes all the time 118
to keep it light. 119
So that's basically how we came around to it, 120
and Ken pays me $1,000 a week to be his friend, 121
so I thought this was a good way 122
to knock out the whole social hour with him, 123
and I wouldn't have to talk to him again 124
for the rest of the week. 125
Makes sense. 126
So Ken is a real doctor, 127
and has he considered answering the governor's call, 128
when he has been asking for retired doctors 129
and nurses to come back into service to help? 130
Oh, I think he's considered it, 131
but he was a terrible doctor, when he was a doctor. 132
He set a number of world records for being terrible. 133
He would often be just drinking a beer during an exam. 134
I think it was really irresponsible. 135
That's a good... 136
Well, right now, Tran, his wife, 137
is a full-time doctor, 138
so she is only working. 139
So Ken is with his daughters, his young daughters at home. 140
Taking care of them. 141
And I think that he... 142
I don't think, 'cause he's been out of medicine 143
for a decade, and so I think there's a number of things 144
he would have to do to get up to speed. 145
To get his license back so that he could practice. 146
'Cause as you know, he was barred. 147
Yeah, no, he stole all those medical supplies way back when. 148
Sounds like I should investigate that, actually. 149
I'll get on him. 150
Ken Jeong, medical thief. 151
I think a lot of stuff would have to happen. 152
But in the meantime, putting up the podcast 153
and talking about the virus, 154
because he's so well educated, 155
even though he went to Duke and North Carolina, 156
which are crappy schools. 157
So he's very well versed, and it's great. 158
So you guys are doing... 159
Obviously, you said that you've been 160
probably busier now than you've been in a long time. 161
Yeah. 162
Can you give people some advice, 163
because so many people are feeling cabin fever, 164
they're stuck inside. 165
Here we live in southern California, 166
and you're not able to go outside, 167
and really enjoy, exercise and things we used to do. 168
Going out to restaurants, for example. 169
So what advice would you give people 170
that are fighting cabin fever? 171
I don't know, red wine? 172
Okay, no, let's see... 173
I would say stay as active as you possibly can physically. 174
Whatever allows you to. 175
Because you have to take care of the temple. 176
So that will chew up a lot of energy, right there. 177
But I would say, be cautious, 178
obviously do all the distancing, 179
listen to things about how you should go grocery shopping, 180
how you should bring those bags in, do all that. 181
Definitely buy from local businesses, 182
but don't let the paranoia paralyze you. 183
So it is very serious and very terrifying, 184
but don't let it overcome you. 185
And you know, read some books. 186
Read the books that you should have read 187
in high school and college. 188
Knock some of those out. 189
And if you're me and my sons, 190
we're playing a lot of "Madden", 191
"Fortnite", and "Call of Duty", 192
so I recommend those games, they're great. 193
And "Spiderman", we like the "Spiderman" game on PS4. 194
I know you're a sports fan. 195
This is a brutal time for sports fans right now. 196
I mean, how many classic ESPN games can one watch? 197
So what do you suggest for sports fans, 198
that don't have anything to gamble on, 199
what about the degenerates, what are they doing right now? 200
Good question about the degenerates, 201
but if you think about it, 202
people that bet on things, 203
can find almost anything to bet on. 204
They probably would bet on how many commercial breaks 205
will be taken during one of those classic games. 206
'Cause they cut out all of the peripheral stuff in those. 207
When I turn on ESPN, now it's "30 for 30" all the time. 208
Right. 209
I just watched that "O.J.: Made in America" again, 210
which was fantastic. 211
And I can't recommend enough the documentary, "McMillions", 212
but sports fans are pretty... 213
I would say Esports is your answer. 214
Go watch some "Overwatch League" stuff, 215
and you and go to Twitch 216
and watch a lot of video games live. 217
I know that a lot of older dudes 218
don't want that or anything. 219
But if the biggest sacrifice we have to make 220
is missing some live sporting events on TV, 221
then we are gonna be just fine. 222
Did you watch "Tiger King"? 223
Everyone keeps asking me about this, 224
and I still have not watched it. 225
(Lisa gasps) 226
It's so good. 227
I know everyone is freaking out, 228
and I know that if there's secrets or spoilers, 229
I'm gonna be really screwed. 230
'Cause I'm gonna learn them all. 231
I know it's bad when even... 232
My mom just turned 75 two days ago, 233
Happy birthday, Laurie McHale in Seattle. 234
Happy birthday! 235
Happy birthday, Mom! 236
Even she is like, "Well, have you seen the 'Tiger Kings'?" 237
And I went, wow, so I need to... 238
This reminds me of high school, 239
when my mom goes, "Have you heard of the Pearl Jam?" 240
And I went, okay, it's not happened, 241
the band is popular, my mom knows who it is. 242
So if they know it, I'm gonna start tonight. 243
Good. 244
Call me in the morning and you can quiz me, 245
and we can do this again, and we can do a wrap up. 246
Perfect. 247
Is there any other documentary on other than 248
"Tiger King" I should watch? 249
No, that's the only one, that's it. 250
Okay, well, what do you watch that is non-documentary, 251
if you go home tonight, what are you watching? 252
So I'm watching, "Little Fires Everywhere". 253
That's the Reese Witherspoon and Kerry Washinton, 254
kind of, mini series. 255
It's excellent. 256
I'm watching "Westworld", the new episodes that are out. 257
So I love that. 258
And I'm watching news. 259
I am one of the people that watches news 24/7. 260
So I'm watching MSNBC and CNN, 261
and I watch The Death Clicker, 262
and I'm obsessed with it, 263
and I'm completely, 100% all in, 264
for every single news show there is. 265
Do you ever get bored? 266
'Cause clearly they're not offering new information, 267
but they go, we'll let's talk to this guy 268
who drives a van and see what's going on 269
with the van guy. 270
Are you okay with that stuff? 271
Yeah, because it's not just the new information, 272
it's how the different anchors and correspondents 273
present it from show to show or hour to hour, 274
and their perspective on it is a little bit different. 275
Question for you, 'cause we are working on this story 276
about the masks, and you said that you and Ken 277
did talk about whether or not these masks work. 278
Yep. 279
Because I don't know if you just heard, 280
they're now, of course, here in California, 281
we're supposed to wear masks. 282
In New York now, they've announced 283
that they're supposed to wear masks, 284
and tonight they're gonna say 285
that the White House is recommending 286
people wear masks when they go out. 287
So what did Doctor Ken say we should do? 288
Do the cloth masks work or not? 289
Ultimately, we talked about, 290
ultimately, he would say, from the research would say, 291
no, it can't stop the virus. 292
It can do a couple of things, 293
when you wear a mask, it helps to remind you 294
not to touch your face, so that's huge. 295
That's a big deal. 296
The N45 masks are the ones that can actually 297
stop the droplets from getting into 298
your respiratory system. 299
So those are the ones that you wear 300
when you're painting, or with the docs, 301
like when you're painting a house, 302
or what the docs are wearing. 303
And I don't wanna say, don't wear a mask, 304
I'm trying not to stay that. 305
But it helps you become more hyper aware, 306
and who knows, why not? 307
Right, why not do it, just because 308
it just reminds people to stay further away from each other. 309
So tell me, if there's like one last thing 310
you want to mention to folks that we haven't covered 311
or something that you want our viewers to know 312
about what you're doing. 313
Or some kind of message of encouragement, 314
or just anything. 315
What do you wanna share? 316
When you go out, do what I do, wear a mask, 317
rubber gloves, and an adult diaper. 318
(Lisa laughs) 319
Just in case. 320
Because a lot of places are closed, 321
don't wanna use the bushes. 322
Excellent advice. 323
I would say, go to the CDC website, 324
and that is very good information, 325
and they are up to date on it, 326
so pay attention to the research that's coming, 327
'cause it's right up to date, 328
and I would say, unlike yourself, 329
because you're in the news... 330
'Cause I think a lot of people, they watch the news 331
endlessly and it freaks them out, 332
but make sure... 333
Even though, people go like, 334
oh, we're just at home all the time. 335
Take a little bit of time, either to meditate, 336
exercise, or take yourself out for a bit 337
to enjoy and then you can reengage. 338
That was a very long piece of advice. 339
Oh, and skip rope, how about that? 340
Jump rope, that's good. 341
Finally, do you miss "Inside Edition"? 342
Do you still watch us all the time? 343
'Cause we miss you. 344
I have not missed a single episode, 345
you can quiz me on anything. 346
Boy, I miss those days. 347
There was one segment you did, 348
when you were running after dudes in a parking lot, 349
and you were posing as a prostitute. 350
Sex for gas! 351
Sex for gas after super storm Sandy. 352
That was one of my classics. 353
The glee with which the producers would come in 354
with that tape, they were like, 355
"You're not gonna believe what Lisa Guerrero did!" 356
(Lisa laughs) 357
And I'm like, "What?" 358
And he was like, "She is confronting men 359
"who are trying to solicit her, 360
"while they're getting gas." 361
So that's why people say... 362
You literally helped pay for the house 363
you see around me, Lisa, so thank you. 364
(Lisa laughs) 365
As you said, God's work, yes. 366
You're welcome. 367
You're welcome, America, you're welcome, Joel McHale. 368
So listen to "The Darkest Timeline", 369
the podcast with me and Ken, 370
watch "Community" on Netflix, 371
and I don't know, 372
and get take out 373
from independent businesses. 374
Solicit independent businesses. 375
Do not sale your body for gas. 376
All great advice, thank you so much, Joel. 377
Thanks, Lisa. 378
And just for those of you that are watching, 379
she never even looked at me once, 380
she's been looking into a camera this whole time, 381
and it's been very rude. 382
So rude. 383
Oh my gosh. 384
I love you, thank you. 385
We appreciate it. 386
Thanks, good luck with everything.