Yes, I think so.

應該吧

You sure?

確定？

Yeah.

確定

- Are you - - Wow.

- 你-- - 哇...

- We're already online. - Whoa...

- 我們上線了 - 哇...

2,500 people already?

已經 2,500 人了？

Whoo!

嗚！！

Dude, that's already as big as a full concert hall.

欸，這人數差不多就是一個音樂廳坐滿耶

3 thousand people.

三千人

That's too big. I can't handle it.

太多了，我無法

All 3 thousand? That's bigger than the, uh...

三千？比那個什麼還要多...

Dude, I'm sweating.

我狂流汗

How many—

歌劇院可以容納多少觀眾？

What's the audience in the Opera House again? Like...

（雪梨）歌劇院可以容納多少觀眾？

One, two thousand? 1,800?

一、兩千吧？1800？

Dude, we have two Opera Houses

- 欸，現在已經兩個歌劇院的聽眾了 - 哇，大家好！

- listening to us right now. - Wow, hello everyone!

- 欸，現在已經兩個歌劇院的聽眾了 - 哇，大家好！

Um...

呃

Wow. Whoops, that's reversed.

哇，糟糕，這個反了

Oh, no!

喔不！

Anyway, we're not professional streamers,

話說我們不是什麼專業的直播主

but welcome to another episode of TwoSet Violin,

但還是歡迎大家收看本集 TwoSet Violin

if all goes well.

希望一切順利

I know more and more people are coming in.

越來越多人進來了

Can you guys hear us?

大家聽得到嗎？

This is the result of my evil joke,

今天的直播是我講邪惡玩笑話的後果

- and scheme to get us to 2 mil subs. We were like, - Yeah.

- 還有為了騙兩百萬訂閱，我說... - 是啊

"Oh, Brett will play his Tchaik!"

「喔，Brett 要拉柴小協！」

- I know. I'm actually kind of nervous now. - And now it's happening.

- 是啊，老實說我開始緊張了 - 就是今天了

- But thank you all for joining us today! - Is that 20k there...

- 感謝大家參與！ - 現在是兩萬人了嗎...

No way!!

不會吧！

- Dude, that's 21 thousand! - I hope our Internet holds.

- 欸，兩萬一千人！ - 希望我們的網路罩得住

- Dude, that's like a stadium. - I'm so nervous about the Internet.

- 根本整座體育場 - 很擔心網路撐不住

- I'm so nervous about my playing. - Wow. Me too!

- 我擔心自己撐不住 - 哇... 我也是！

Oh, I can't do this!

喔，我辦不到啦！

*muffled yell*

喔哇，大家好！

Oh, wow. Hello everyone!

我超緊張！

I'm so nervous!

嗨，我想看大家的留言，可是閃得好快，要怎麼...

Hi, I want to read the chat,

嗨，我想看大家的留言，可是閃得好快，要怎麼...

but it's moving too quickly. How do you s...

喔，我好... 喔不！

Oh, I'm so... Oh, no!!

- 欸，不要啦！ - 哇，留言區爆炸...

- Dude, no way! - Whoa, the chat is just like...

那麼

Anyway.

感謝大家的參與，這是正式的...

Thank you all for joining us, this is the official

兩百萬訂閱

2 million subscriber

TwoSet 直播

TwoSet livestream, we're gonna be performing the Tchaik—

我們等會要演奏柴可--

Well, Brett's gonna be performing

- 喔，是 Brett 等會要演奏柴可夫斯基小提琴協奏曲 - 最好是！

- the Tchaikovsky violin concerto. - Yeah!

- 喔，是 Brett 等會要演奏柴可夫斯基小提琴協奏曲 - 最好是！

I will be performing the entire orchestra part, which

我則是負責整個樂團的伴奏

I had to try and arrange in the last...

花了我很多時間思考要怎麼編曲...

- Yeah. - Thanks for the donations!

- 對 - 謝謝捐款！

- Whoa! Wow, thank you everyone. - That's crazy.

- 哇... 謝謝大家 - 好狂

And so...

所以呢...

Yeah.

對

Oh, by the way!

喔，打個岔

Check out our new limited edition, before we start,

在演奏會開始之前，去看看我們的限量紀念衫吧

- Tchaikovsky 2 mil merch. - Mmhm.

- 柴可夫斯基兩百萬周邊 - 嗯哼

As you can see, we wanted to

大家應該可以看得出來，

think of a way to make it

我們絞盡腦汁設計出能夠象徵這個里程碑的樣式

symbolic of the occasion.

我們絞盡腦汁設計出能夠象徵這個里程碑的樣式

So this is Tchaikovsky here,

這邊這個是柴可夫斯基

and he's in pop art style.

是普普風

Because...

因為...

popular, get it?

普及嘛，懂？

(both) Yeah!

懂，哈哈哈

But yeah nah, we wanted,

沒有啦，我們想...

we wanted something to kind of represent

我們想要找到一個可以代表...

this kinda...

這樣一個...

symbolic,

象徵性的...

uh, I guess a milestone.

呃，里程碑

And for those of you that

還有螢幕前的大家--

I guess, know, I'm sure you all know,

我想你們都知道

this community really makes us believe

這個社群使我們相信古典樂還是很有前景的

in the vision of making

這個社群使我們相信古典樂還是很有前景的

classical music relevant and mainstream to

復興古典樂，讓全世界再度重視它

everyone.

復興古典樂，讓全世界再度重視它

And this is—

然後...

I mean, dude,

我想說--

- 27 thousand viewers for Tchaikovsky. - That's crazy!

- 欸，有兩萬七千人要看我們拉柴可夫斯基耶！ - 太扯了啦！

- That is actually just crazy. - I wish I didn't see that.

- 真的很扯 - 早知道不要看

- I think Tchaikovsky would be... - Oh my...

- 柴可夫斯基本人可能會... - 媽呀...

- Very happy. - Happy, but then...

- 非常開心 - 開心，可是...

I wonder if Tchaikovsky would be happy after hearing us play!

不知道他聽見我們拉這首曲子後，是否還高興得起來

Brett: I can't do it, no!!

Brett: 我不行了，呀咩爹！

Oh no, it's gonna be so...!

慘了，死定了...

- Dude, I'm actually nervous now. - I'm actually nervous, don't say that!

- 欸，我真的好緊張 - 我也是，不要再說了！

- I didn't think about it until now. - Yeah.

- 本來覺得沒什麼，現在整個怕爆 - 對啊

Um...

呃...

- But anyway. ...Yeah. - Okay, we haven't performed in like, a whole year.

- 好啦... 對啊 - 我們已經將近一整年沒有演出了

And I haven't played Tchaikovsky in like, 8 years.

然後我是差不多八年沒拉柴可夫斯基

I'm just kinda like, lowering the bar...

我現在是先給大家打預防針

- I just changed my strings, like, one week ago. - Yeah, all the excuses are coming out.

- 我剛換上新弦，大概一週前 - 沒錯，各種藉口有如雨後春筍

Ah, my hands, I'm sweaty and cold.

啊，我的手... 又濕又冰冷

Whoa, there's nearly 30 thousand!

哇，快破三萬了！

- Alright. - Dude, my legs are shaking.

- 好喔 - 欸，我雙腿發軟

Brett: I need to sit down.

Brett: 需要坐下

- Wow. - Guys, limited edition merch

- 哇 - 大家快去預購限量紀念衫，支持怕爆的 Brett

to help support Brett 'cause he's nervous.

- 哇 - 大家快去預購限量紀念衫，支持怕爆的 Brett

It's on twosetapparel.com,

輸入網址 twosetapparel.com/products/tchaikovsky-2-mil

forward slash...

twosetapparel.com/products/tchaikovsky-2-mil

- Uh, should we get started? - product, forward slash Tchaikovsky,

twosetapparel.com/products/tchaikovsky-2-mil

dash 2-mil.

twosetapparel.com/products/tchaikovsky-2-mil

I think 30 thousand is a good—

是不是該開始了？ twosetapparel.com/products/tchaikovsky-2-mil

Oh! Dude, 40 thousand! Imagine it's Ling Ling 40 hours.

twosetapparel.com/products/tchaikovsky-2-mil

40 thousand viewers, no way.

我覺得三萬差不多--

Thank you for the donations,

喔！欸，四萬了啦！是霖霖 40 小時！

- I totally forgot about this whole donation... - Oh my god.

四萬耶，怎麼可能！

Is it called super chat?

感謝大家捐款

Wow.

- 我完全忘了有捐款這個功能 - 我的天

Dude, I'm so...

是不是叫「超級留言」？

Yeah.

哇

I forgot what, like...

欸，我好...

I had like, a whole intro planned for this livestream,

是啊

but like, it just all went out the window

我完全忘記...

- the moment I saw "30 thousand." - Yeah, I actually, I forgot my violin guys!

我本來有為這個直播準備一串開場白

Um...

結果，看到三萬人後，什麼都忘了

- We're stalling so hard! - Yeah, the violin is gone!

對啊，那個，我忘記帶琴了啦，大家

- Ohh, I'm so nervous! - Wow...

呃

Anyway, it's been a crazy journey.

- 各種臨陣退縮！ - 對啊，我的琴不見了啦

- Thank you s... - Thank you guys so much for the support.

- 我好緊張！ - 哇...

We...

好啦，真的是很瘋狂的一趟旅程

obviously wouldn't be here without you guys.

- 非常感謝-- - 非常感謝大家支持

Um...

我們...

I don't know what to say.

沒有各位就沒有今天的我們

I really should warm up.

呃

- Do you need to tune? Are you already tuned? - Yeah, let's tune.

有點詞窮

Anyway, we'll just see what happens, hey.

應該要來熱身一下

Does the A sound different?

- 要調個音嗎？你調過沒？ - 好，來調音

Doesn't matter, I'm not gonna be in tune anyway.

好那，來看看會發生什麼事吧

The audio is working, right?

我們的Ａ是不是沒對到？

You guys can all hear, right?

沒差，反正我一樣拉不準

Yeah, I guess that should work.

收音沒問題吧？

Where are you guys from, actually?

大家聽得到嗎？

- Oh my god, the comments. - I don't think I can read that.

有，我覺得可以

I need like, super...

大家是從哪來的呢？

- There should be an option to slow it down, like... - Dude, you need a sharinga.

- 我的媽，這留言串 - 沒辦法讀

Alright.

我需要，超級...

Dude, I gotta start. Alright, alright. Okay.

- 應該要有個可以放慢顯示留言的功能 - 我們需要的是血輪眼

Wait wait wait! I can't do it, wait I need some time.

好

Let me just, let me just go offscreen and warm up first.

欸，我要開始了，好，好，好

The soloist is warming up backstage.

等一下啦！不行啦，我還沒好

Wow...

等我一下，我先出個鏡熱身一下

So many comments!

獨奏者在後臺熱身中

Brett: Let's do a quick story.

哇...

Alright.

好多留言喔！

- Quick story, and then we start. - Quick Instagram story!

Brett: 來發個限動好不？

33 thousand viewers!

好哇

I should make it.

- 發限時動態，然後就開始 - ＩＧ限動！

Well, the livestream has already started.

三萬三千個觀眾！

There's 33 thousand viewers. Oh my god...!

我辦得到的

Alright! I'm gonna start, Brett.

那個，直播開始囉

- NOO! - No more procrastinating.

三萬三千個觀眾，天哪...

- I'm gonna start! - NOOO!!

好！我要開始了，Brett

- Dude, this orchestra part is so hard. - NO!

- 不要！！！ - 不要再拖下去了

Don't start!

- 不要！！！ - 我要開始了

I had to like, arrange the piano part into like,

- 不！！ - 欸，這首的樂團伴奏超級難的

- double stops and chords for violin. - It's 35 thousand!

不要開始啦

- Wow... - I should stop looking at it.

我得把鋼琴伴奏改編成...

- I'm so nervous. - I wish I didn't see the number,

- 小提琴的雙音跟和弦 - 三萬五了啦！

so it's just like, "Nah, it's just a computer screen, just..."

- 哇... - 我不能再看了

- Alright, I'm gonna start. - I didn't get enough sleep.

- 我好緊張啦 - 早知道不應該看多少人次的

Okay.

就可以「不過是電腦螢幕而已...」

And my hands are sweaty.

- 好，我要開始了 - 我睡眠不足

- I'm actually shaking. - That's actually sh—

好吧

You're shaking?

我的手都是汗

Yeah. Like, a little bit.

- 我在狂抖 - 真的很...

Ohh, no!

你在抖？

- Nah nah nah nah, it's fine. - I'm shaking from excitement!

對啊，一點點

- My heartbeat, my pulse is... - I'm shaking from

喔，不要啦！

we're about to hit the 40 thousand Ling Ling!

- 不行不行，沒問題的 - 興奮到發抖！

This is it.

- 我心跳、脈搏好... - 為了即將破四萬個霖霖而發抖

My pulse is fast.

- 我心跳、脈搏好... - 為了即將破四萬個霖霖而發抖

Dude, I've never played for 40 thousand people at once.

就是現在了

Never in my life.

我脈搏好快

I've never done this whole thing in my life like this!

欸，我沒有在四萬個人面前拉琴的經驗耶

Wow...

這輩子第一次吧

Nah nah no, it's fine, it's fine.

我這輩子從來沒有做過這種事情！

Nah, it's...

哇...

Just...

不行，沒事，沒事

It's not...

不行...

- It's just a computer screen I'm looking at. - Yeah.

那個...

Wait.

不是...

- Nah, alright. Alright, let's do it. - Okay okay, okay just start.

- 不過是電腦螢幕罷了 - 是啊

I'm so nervous! Okay.

等等

Yeah!

- 等等，好喔，好，豁出去 - 好好好，開始吧

Eddy on the tutti.

我好緊張！好

Dude, I'm so nervous.

好！

So how are you guys?

Eddy 齊奏！

That was a bit of a... rough start.

欸，我好緊張

Can you turn the page for me?

大家好嗎？

- Huh? - Turn the page.

開頭有點顛簸

Oh, yeah.

可以幫我翻頁嗎？

Are you guys enjoying it, by the way?

- 蛤？ - 翻頁

Wow, thank you!

喔，好

Just so you know, Eddy's playing multiple parts right now.

話說大家還喜歡嗎？

Wow, hello.

哇，謝謝你們！

That was so much pressure.

給大家知道一下，Eddy 在拉的是很多分部的綜合

Oh, my god.

哇，大家好

Dude, too many page turns.

壓力好大

That was the first movement, guys.

天哪

Bit of a rough... start.

欸，要翻好多頁

Are we still here? Oh, they're still here!

以上是第一樂章

- Holy... - Wow, 43 thousand!

有點慘烈的開頭

- Okay! - They're clapping

我們還在線上嗎？喔，他們還在！

in between the movements, but it's okay,

- 媽呀... - 哇，四萬三！

- 'cause it's a silent clap on live stream. - Oh yeah, so we don't hear it!

- 好吧！ - 大家在拍手呢！

- Ohh, that works so well! - So we appreciate it, thank you, thank you!

在樂章之間，但沒有關係

Oh my god.

- 因為留言區的拍手不會有聲音 - 對，所以我們聽不見

Alright.

- 喔，好棒呢 - 感激不盡，謝謝大家！

Okay.

我的天哪

This is the second movement.

好

Canzonetta.

好喔

Wait. My shoulder rest dropped.

接下來是第二樂章

- Relatable. - Yeah!

短歌 (canzonetta)

All good.

等等，我肩墊掉了

Okay.

- 不意外 - 是啊

Wow.

可以了

Third movement!

好

I didn't wanna start.

哇

Oh my god.

第三樂章！

- Whoo! - Well, that was something new.

我不想拉啦

- Whoo...! - Okay. Gotta bow.

天哪...

- Whoo! - You have to bow as well.

- 呼！ - 好新穎的一次嘗試

- Whoo! - Look at all the hair you've lost!

- 呼！ - 好，鞠躬

Whoo, that's the tutti!

- 嗚～ - 你也要鞠躬

We lost a lot of hair.

- 嗚～ - 看你弄斷多少弓毛！

Soloist!

整團一起歡呼

- Soloist. - Oh, thank you!

我們弄斷超多弓毛

- Whoo! - I apologize for the memory slips!

獨奏！

Apologize for...

- 獨奏家 - 喔，謝謝大家！

High pressure!

我要為自己腦袋一片空白致歉

Wow, 39 thousand people watched the entire concerto!

我要為...

- I was trying so hard not to think of that. - That's crazy. Yeah?

壓力破表！

I was like, "Oh my god."

哇，有三萬九千個人聽完整首協奏曲耶！

"This is so epic."

- 我很用力不去想這個 - 好狂... 是喔？

"So cool."

我一直想「天哪」

I was trying so hard not to think about

「好經典」

the out of tune note I played before your cadenza.

「好酷」

- Oh, that... Nah... - In the first movement.

我很用力不去想...

- I completely messed that up. - Dude, I messed so many things up.

進入裝飾奏之前我拉不準的那些音

- But, uh... - Wow, everyone's clapping!

- 喔，那個喔，還好吧 - 第一樂章

Thank you!

- 是我搞砸了 - 我搞砸一堆東西

- Wow. There's a lot of claps. - Yay...

- 不過呢... - 哇，大家都在拍手呢

Look at those donations, that's...

謝謝！

- Wow... - Oh, they even got emojis!

- 哇，好多人在拍手 - 耶...

- Dude, there's like... - Dude, I'm sweating!

你看大家的捐款，真的...

- Same, same. - I'm pouring!

- 哇... - 喔，還有表情符號耶！

Duck emojis.

- 好多... - 欸，我爆汗！

- Wow, thank you guys! - Dude, that was so fun!

- 我也一樣 - 狂流！

Oh, I guess I should take a bow.

鴨鴨表情符號

Yeah, together.

- 哇，謝謝大家！ - 欸，好好玩喔！

(both) Yeah!

喔，我是不是應該鞠個躬

Did they just clap?

好，一起

I think our neighbors just clapped.

耶！

That's so funny.

是不是有人在拍手？

Yay...!

我好像聽到鄰居在拍手耶

Someone said it's 4 AM.

好好笑

Wow, thank you for joining us on the ride.

耶...

- Wow. - For the ride.

有人說他那邊是凌晨四點

I hope...

哇，謝謝大家陪伴我們

we didn't disappoint.

- 哇 - 走這趟旅程

Someone said "encore!"

希望...

Nah, no...

沒有讓大家失望

Brett: Encore??

有人喊「安可！」

(both) Oh no, no...

不要啦，不要

- Encore, encore! - Oh, no...!

Brett: 安可？

- Oh no, no... - Maybe.

喔，不行不行

Maybe I'll do an encore.

- 安可！安可！ - 不要...