Name: 我們現在需要的那種故事。冠狀病毒好消息版 (The Kind of Story We Need Right Now: Coronavirus Good News Edition)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T10:46:17.000Z
Duration: 5 min 53 s

這為我們帶來了一個片段，我們叫它

「那種我們現在需要的故事。」

One thing dominating the news, these days,

is our nation's shortage of hand sanitizer.

那就是我們的國家缺乏消毒洗手液。

Not even overprotective moms with giant purses have it,

就連那些帶著巨大手提包，過度保護小孩的媽媽們也沒有。

One thing we have a lot of is very high-volume alcohol

that is a byproduct of making our vodka and our spirits.

那是在製造伏特加和其他烈酒時的副產品。

We were like, "Hey, let's take this waste product

我們就想，「嘿，我們用這個剩餘的產品

and turn it into something that will help people."

將它變成一個能夠幫助人們的東西。

We're calling it the "wish we could" window.

我們將它稱作「希望我們可以」之窗。

We can't. We can give you hand sanitizer.

我們不能。我們可以的是給你消毒洗手液。

[ Tapping ] This is the kind of story we need right now.

[ 輕敲 ] 這就是我們現在需要的故事。

While other people are responding to this crisis

by hoarding stuff, those guys are responding

這個危機，這些人以提供免費的東西

by giving stuff away. Do you have any idea

is like giving away Cabbage Patch Dolls in 1985.

就像是在 1985 年免費贈送 Cabbage Patch Dolls 一樣。

同時，我很高興他們可以在做消毒洗手液的同時

and still make vodka, because, at first, I thought,

還能夠製造伏特加，因為，一開始的時候，我想

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

「哇、哇、哇、哇、哇、哇、哇！

Americans have been robbed of so many things we love

美國人在過去的幾週中被剝奪了

in the past few weeks, but, thanks to those guys,

許多我們熱愛的事物，不過，謝謝這些人

now, we can have the thing Americans love most --

現在，我們可以擁有美國人最喜歡的 --

Meanwhile, in New York, due to the coronavirus outbreak,

同時，在紐約，因為新冠狀病毒的爆發

officials canceled the city's St. Patrick's Day Parade

官方首次取消了 St. Patrick's Day 的遊行

so, on March 17th, one New Yorker found a way

因此在 3 月 17 日，一個紐約市民找到一個

to celebrate St. Paddy's Day safely on his balcony.

在他家陽台上安全慶祝 St. Paddy's Day 的方式。

This is the kind of story we need right now.

這是那種我們現在需要的故事。

愛爾蘭文化 -- 除去 St. Patrick's Day

drunk people yelling about how they're 1/16th Irish.

酒醉的人們大吼著他們擁有 1/16 愛爾蘭人的血統。

Plus, every time I've ever heard bagpipes,

I've had one thought -- "I wish they were just a little

我都只有一個想法 -- 「我希望他們能夠離

who is probably thinking, "That is not the story

現在需要的故事。」老兄，我感同身受。

By the way, when I realized he was playing

附帶一提，當我知道他演奏的是

只允許市民在採買日用品或是藥物時

but that hasn't stopped Europeans from having fun,

但是那並不能阻止歐洲人讓自己開心

Not only are those guys staying isolated,

在整個公寓大樓內玩賓果遊戲。

And a farmer in Canada is selling pork to customers

加拿大的一個農夫在他的門廊前用丟擲的方式

whenever they happen, they're gonna be lit.

無論是何時，這些肯定會很火。

And, while we're on the subject of Bingo,

and his family, hosted a virtual Bingo night

和他的家人，在禮拜一為德州老人之家機構

for members of a Texas senior living facility on Monday

的老人們舉辦了一場虛擬賓果之夜

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