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Wow.
Another Reddit video.
That's so cool, Felix.
Thank you.
Actually, I've been traveling for a few days now.
I'm in Canada and I'll be back very soon.
But I had to work ahead, so you should be thankful.
Anyway, I hope you still enjoy this video.
Just wanted to clarify why there's been the same.
I actually really for coming back and working on my craft and stuff like that.
But until then, Johnny bye bye.
Okay.
Kids describe color to a blind person of you ever so the color of a blueberry.
I've never seen anything ever.
That's the whole point.
Kids are freaking stupid.
What's up, gamers?
It's time to fully understand just how stupid kids are.
And not only are they stupid, they are also weak.
I challenge any child to a fight today we're reviewing.
Kids are freakin stupid.
I'm wearing glasses, so I'm probably twice a smart as a child by default.
When I was six, I name my animal crossing character sex and couldn't change it back.
So panicked went outside the next day and smashed the game card with I have lived with this mile life.
Oh God.
How do I delete it.
I must destroy the evidence right now.
Get the hammer.
It could just imagine like a rainy night Thunder.
Take out your animal crossing cartridge and you smash it to the ground because no one can know.
This is one of the best clips of all time.
How can you even great, so much chaos in 10 seconds?
This stuff, every phase in this is absolutely pen out of 10.
It's okay.
This clip is one of the greatest clips online.
I have this theory and I've been talking about this for a long time.
And if you follow me as well, you know, all right, I think it's time for me to start getting my opinions out there because I am going for president in 2020.
And my idea is basically picture hunger games.
But you can't just have a bunch of people there that's immoral and unethical.
Just have kids instead have kids every child that way.
You never have to see a child that way.
Only the good Children will survive and will create a society of strong people.
I realize this comes across as a little too generous.
Kids are great.
I love kids.
there also.
I just remember that when I got my first dog, I was seven and he was $17 years.
And I cried when he turned to because I didn't think a 14 year old dog hang out with me.
Oh, no, My dog is too cool to be with me.
Now.
I'm trying to think what stupid ideas I had as a child, but I can't think of any.
I was.
I was just big brain since the womb.
I mean, yes, I did think the action Magnum figurine came with a real life surfboard and harpoon.
Okay, that's not my fault.
That's fool's advertising.
Yes.
I thought that action men police uniform came with police uniform.
Is that so crazy?
And a dog with epic leash?
I got light too.
It's not my fault.
I was failed as a child.
Keep your toddler busy by letting them paint the fence with it is so good.
Oh, I take back my idea by the island.
I want I want to have my own kids.
I can terrorize it by doing these things.
Oh, my God.
I look forward to this so much.
This reminds me my parents would always force me to shovel snow outside our staircase.
We had a staircase outside a house.
It wasn't our staircase, it was the public staircase.
But my mom was like, Oh, if we don't shovel the snow in an old lady falls and vice then we can go to jail because we're liable.
And I'm like, Oh, God, I have to shovel the snow because I don't want those to go to prison.
Stupid old ladies!
Ah, I was tricked.
I was tricked to shovel snow.
Life in Sweden is not easy.
I'm sorry.
Feel free to share your stories.
I want to hear When my brother was like nine, he said Get the F sensor G instead of the gift of high.
Oh, I see in this honorable like so they ban him and he cried.
So hey, threw up on the carpet, huh?
That's some hard as crying.
I had to work overnight last night and while taking a nap today I was vandalized.
I have a picture and I have detained the two suspects.
But one is not cooperating.
The only one who can speak blames it on the four legged suspect was no hands to pull such a stunt thanks to my neighbor for pointing out that I have a marker all over my face when I take the four legged suspect for a walk before I realized that I was vandalized.
Well, it seems like kids.
One parent zero you got played, fool.
Imagine being outsmarted by a child.
Daughter didn't want son scream.
So I put her outside and yell, son, get her!
And now she's lifting up.
Ah, yes.
Well, I guess you know what I live, mate.
I fell for the whole carrot mean, right that if you eat a carrot, you can see well in the dark.
But I never ate the carrots anyway, so it doesn't matter.
Oh, my God.
Now I remember.
Oh, God, It's all coming to me.
I love chicken as a child so away my mom would make me eat food Was she would tell me everything is chicken.
I was like, Oh, what What is this meat?
And my mom was like, Oh, it's chicken.
You love chicken, right?
But he got to a point where she just said everything was chicken.
I remember pointing out of onion and I was like Mom, what is this?
I don't like this.
This tastes bad.
And my mom was like, No, that's a chicken.
I'm like, No, it isn't.
And that's when I realized parents are fricking liars.
Same would sent the claws.
Goddamn, It's unethical to lie to Children.
I feel like there's so many things that you were lying at.
Has there ever been?
I'm curious, has ever been anything you were taught as a child, and you just don't question it for like, 10 years and then your And then you're about to tell someone something like, actually Ah, that onion is a chicken and then you realize, Oh God, it's unethical.
They're lighter gel read.
My sister just had a baby.
She brought her home today and my other knees was so pissed she packed up all her stuff and try to leave.
Fine, go, just go.
Everyone has stories of them running away, right?
Everyone has the story.
All I ran away and no one noticed.
So I came back.
Never run away because I'm epic.
I'm smarter than that.
I know I would die.
Bedtime was half on hour ago.
My six year old just walked out, bleary eyed, asked his father.
If a duck is a predator, some things are too important to go to bed without knowing that's fair.
You know, at least I can appreciate a child that question things.
Incompetent child.
Look at a few did what?
All the look of embarrassing that that's beautiful.
My dad only took me to one soccer game.
I remember it very clearly that no one scored the entire match.
No one made it.
I made a point until the end, and everyone stood up, including me.
Except my dad.
And my dad looked at me in with disappointment and said That was the other team that scored Felix.
And after that, we never went to another ballgame.
Oh, God.
Oh, no, wait.
Thistles me now, was this idiot child?
No, that can't be right.
I can't be right, Kids, They're stupid.
Not made.
I'm wearing glasses.
You can't be mad at kids for ask.
Oh, little substance.
It's still delicious.
Good Like like like like entry card.
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It will make your mouth tastes like heaven costing of three year olds meltdown this morning.
Banana too small, top of banana slightly squashed honey on porridge doesn't to sufficiently resemble a swimming pool.
Sister had her first.
We before his third doesn't want scooter.
Does one scooter something to do with sleeps?
OK, this is it.
When the kids are acting like this, they've gone too far and you need to send them to the island.
It needs a better name, maybe like Darwin Island.
That's where they're all fight it out.
They will be like a call of duty.
Basically, there will be killed streaks.
When you beat all the Children, you get the choice of either continuing or go back to society.
And I think a pretty good enemy can be based around the concept as well.
So if anyone wants to If I have any enemy maker's watching this, feel free to contact me.
Oh, my God.
He has been very, very Piccoli lately.
But love stocker bells.
I made a homemade meal and put it into a Taco Bell back and it actually worked.
I would never fall for this isn't simple minded treachery.
Toddler.
Daddy, I want toes.
Me.
Okay.
Bye To hear some toast, toddler, I don't like butter on my toes.
Flip toast over to the dry side and hands it back.
There you go, toddler.
Thanks, Daddy.
Yeah, if you let your toddler control you that I'm sorry you need to be sent to the island as well.
Oh, that's a good idea.
I write that down.
That's a really good idea.
What's the most recent illogical breakdown your toddler had?
He loved being tickled, so I was tickling him.
One day he let out a huge fart and suddenly started crying and screaming.
I asked him why he's screaming any replies with?
I was saving that for later.
All right, We need a separate island for really smart, gifted Children to make sure that these kids can thrive in an environment where society doesn't break it down for them.
Okay.
How dare you question why they were saving apart.
Don't say you want a leg Power building contest if you can.
Davalos Egg kids are so dumb.
Your feeble child.
You thought you could beat me in Lego building contest?
I will beat you at any challenge.
I'll let you pick the category next.
I remember the first time you looked up porn online.
It was so confusing because you knew your pans knew what size you access.
You didn't know how they knew what size you went on.
So it was terrifying to that goto a porn website.
So once you did, I remember I went to Pamela Anderson dot com or something like that.
And I was like, I need to savor this.
I really explain this, sir, but now I only got far enough in it.
I don't know how my parents can know this, So I need to savor this.
The fact that I'm going, I'm breaking this barrier by go into this website, so I need to savor it.
So I print that the photos, like the genius I am, I'm like, are this way.
I don't have to keep going back to this website and risk getting caught.
But then I had a genius epiphany that that's not a good idea, that that's tangible evidence.
Okay, I should just cancel these prints, and I cancel the prince and went on with my day to some rice, a story they still printed at a later time When my dad was at the printer and he showed me the pictures and it was epic becoming an actual boomer like saying the same stories twice.
Now my son trying to get back down from washing his hands, just hanging there helpless.
So I decided to take a photo and humiliate him online.
This is good parenting, and I appreciate it.
I walk out a target to the scene of a child laying motionless on the ground.
I asked what was wrong and that had said He's upset his gloves, match his jacket.
That's awesome.
The child should be stupid.
Send them to the wrench.
We'll call it the range That makes sense.
One time my uncle put a wig on my cousin's head and told him it was permanent.
Hey, Yes, Lions can hunt and kill their own food by the time they're three months old.
My three year old couldn't find her lunch box and it was her other head.
This is what I mean.
If evolution Israel, then why are kids so dumb?
This is why we need the range.
Okay.
You don't understand My society.
If you vote for me, will be a prosperous nation.
It will be a semi autonomous state, and the ranch could bring up a lot of revenue if we turn it into an enemy.
I'm just saying.
Opens bottle of bleach.
Nephew.
How did you open it?
I tried, but it didn't open.
Oh, it's because it has a child safety lock.
Children can't open it.
Nephew looks at bottling amazement.
How did it know I was a child?
Is that bottle programmed?
How can bottle know what is the dumbest thing you believe?
As a child?
I thought Michael Jackson has to stop whatever he's doing and seeing when I play his CD.
As a result, I've never played it at night to give him some family time.
That is actually a nice and wholesome.
That's so nice.
Wait.
CDs are kind of old, though.
How old were the person who made this?
But you kids don't know what I can't set player iss.
Oh, God, I'm an actual boomer.
This get asked me for some Skittles, but I had just finished them.
So he stared at me like this.
The entire how can you do this?
But why?
While you eat them all, I would just say Yeah, just let me finish them first and eat them slowly in front of them.
Mom, I just wanted to tell you that Mother's Day wouldn't be possible without me.
Be waiting for my present in the living room.
Love, Joshua.
Joshua is a child with great potential and he will not go to the range.
He will go to the special school of gifted People.
Joshua, Another gift that child life.
See, My first grade students were asked to write letters to the local nursing home.
And time's almost up.
Why is there such a difference between the gift that shot?
See, my theory is perfect.
This is gonna go great.
He made irony man out of costume.
This would be my reaction either way if I met him.
I used to think this movie was live action and the people who lived in Europe look like this.
This'd is true.
All Europeans looked like that.
I'm actually C g.
I, uh I'm always a little annoyed with parents when kids are really scared of dogs.
Is that is that we think they're saying if I'm wrong for you to tell me, but I'm always like to have you not taught your child that dogs are safe.
At least my punks I don't know.
It's like a beer comes up to a child and then, like I like Jesus Christ, teach your kid how, during direct with dogs didn't done hard.
I seel see adults getting scared of dogs.
I mean, I don't want a shame people.
If they have fierce, that's fine.
But it's this weird, like Edgar run after Ah, a lady one time and she started screaming like an adult woman started screaming in genuine fear out of Edgar, the sweetest looking area.
Come here.
I feel like I need to show just how stupid this dog looks.
So you understand if this dog comes after you, like how you this can't this fig and I was like, It's okay, he's friendly.
And she was like, Okay, I usually just grab Edgar and then I tell them to pet them.
It's like I'm doing the job for the parents.
Maybe, Maybe if the Children isn't fold, maybe it's the parents being dumb dumbs Yes, that's so good.
This guy, this kid will go to the place of gifted people.
Jackie, you can't just wide out a question you wanna answer?
This kid will work for the Chinese government one day.
Oh my God!
Pretty pie sucks Re description I'm not a puta by hater I'ma, bro.
But I'm a new youtuber, sir.
Figured this would be a good way to get views.
Please understand Peace spuds spend 214 You're going places.
If I was ruler, we would put you in a special category of special Children attempting to cool down hot chips.
Put him in front of a fan.
This is a special child.
Alright, guys had a lot of fun.
Hope you guys enjoyed us.
Well, it's much like if you did, I really appreciate it.
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Thank you.
Bye bye.
What?
You haven't tried to per simulated city after 50 million Astros?
I can't.
Oh, my going down just now.