“Excessive use of that newfangled, abominable, heathenish liquor called coffee, which... drying up the radical moisture, has so eunucht our husbands… that they… as unfruitful as those deserts where that unhappy berry is said to be brought.”
「過度飲用這種新奇、可惡又異端,稱之為『咖啡』的液體,榨乾了我們老公的陽氣使他們雄風不再…而他們就如同產出這種令人不悅的果實的那些沙漠一樣貧瘠。」