The car was parked right out front.

Was the alarm on? -I don't know, I guess it was on, I don't know my alarm sound. I'm not

tuned into it like it's my son.

I don't understand. How do these thiefs start the car?

They cross the wires or something.

Cross the wires?! I can't even make a pot of spaghetti.

They stole my car.

Who did? -They did!

Is it more than just one?

What should I do, should I call the police? -What are they going to do?

You know, I better call my car phone company, cancel my

service.

Maybe you should call you car phone. -Yeah, he's probably driving it right now.

Wait a minute, call the car phone, see what happens. -Are you serious? -Yeah, go ahead.

I don't even know if I remember the number.

What do I say if he picks up?

Hello? -Hello. Is this 555-8383? -I have no idea.

Can I ask you a question? -Sure.

Did you steal my car? -Yes, I did.

You did?! -I did.

But that's my car! -I didn't know it was yours.

What are you going to do with it? -I don't know, drive arround.

Can I have it back? -Nah, I'm going to keep it.

Hello?

Yeah, who's this? -Kramer. -Hello, Kramer.

Listen, there's a pair of gloves in the glove compartment.

Wait, hold on. Brown ones?! -Yeah. Listen, could you mail those to me, or bring 'em by

my building, it's 129 West 81st Street. -OK.

Thanks a lot. Here's Jerry.

Gloves... Hello? -Jerry? -Yeah, let me ask you a question.

How do you cross those wires? -I didn't cross any wires, the keys were in it.

Sid left the keys in the car. Alright, I gotta go.

Drive carefully. -Hey Jerry, when was the last time you had a tune-up, because I can't

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