The acting starts now. -Oh, it's a toaster oven.

[ Laughing ] Oh, yeah.

-Okay. -Okay.

-Alright. -So...

inside my box...

[ Laughter ]

-Oh, cool.

[ Laughter ]

That's interesting.

-Okay, so the audience has now seen it.

Oh.

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughter ]

[ Humming ]

So let's see.

[ Laughter ]

Okay.

[ Laughter ]

Oh.

Whoa.

[ Laughter ]

It's an everyday thing.

[ Laughter ]

Here you go. This is where you make your choice, yeah.

[ Clears throat ]

-It's a, um...

It's an interesting thing.

[ Laughter ]

So, um... -What?

"It's an interesting thing."

In my box...

is what I assume to be...

shavings of a pickle...

in the shape of a welcome mat, a tiny welcome mat

for possibly a dollhouse.

-What is in my box is...

a bowl of chili frozen in gelatin.

[ Laughter ]

-I'm very familiar with this. -Okay.

-It's ice cream in a...

looks like a Houston Astros hat, a baseball --

upside-down baseball hat.

[ Laughs ]

Why are you laughing?

Pumpkin with "pisghetti" on it.

-Spaghetti.

-Yeah, I wanted to see if you were acting.

[ Laughter ]

-[ Laughs ]

-It is, um...

a Rubik's Cube inside jello.

[ Laughter ]

-Hmm.

[ Applause ]

So it's like a pencil sharpener type of thing.

Where, uh...

Where you put the pencils or whatever, you put a, uh --

you put a pretzel stick.

[ Laughter ]

In a dude's mouth.

[ Laughter ]

-It is... -A potato.

-Close. -Hmm.

-It is a plastic...

cup. -Mm-hmm.

-It's a plastic cup filled with beans.

Uh, baked beans.

[ Laughter ]

It's a cup of beans.

-Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[ Chuckles ]

A vibrating jello mold of Jeff Goldblum.

[ Laughs ]

-In my box was a very thick, red, gelatinous teddy bear

swaddled in a blanket with a Binky in its mouth.

[ Laughter ]

-[ Laughs ] So it's a miniature hot tub.

-Oh, yeah, it's a porcelain -- It's a decent purchase.

It's something you get in "TV Guide."

You can order it in "TV Guide."

It's, like, from the Franklin Mint.

Yeah.

-It's a pepperoni pizza.

-[ Laughs ]

Oh, my goodness.

You lie!

-You suck!

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Oh, my gosh, is that Chewbacca? [ Laughs ]

You were right!

[ Laughs ]

-Eat this, Jimmy Fallon!

-[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

-I tell the truth.

-Oh!

I don't know what to do. I don't even know --

That's so bizarre, I didn't know how to make anything up.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Ah! What is that?

-It's weird, right?

-Beans, beans, beans!

Beans!

[ Cheers and applause ]

-[ Laughs ]

-How could I even lie?

After I saw this, how could I make up a lie about that?

Most insane thing I've ever seen in my life.