Oh, myname's TrixieMatteland I wantedtoshowyouguysaneasylook.
Easyforme, Difficultforyou.
So I haveextremelydryskin, whichisnot a goodmatchfordragbecause I tearthroughmyfaceon a dailybasis, So I gottotakecareofmyskinlikebigtime.
Otherwise I literallywillbeindragandhave, like, flakesonmyface.
So I mean, he's 9 to 5 cleanserfromLushbecauseit's a waterlesslikecleansinglotion.
Youplayitrightondryskin.
Itfeelslike I don't knowtome, I onlyhavesomanyhotwatersplashesonmyfaceuntil I feellike I'm actuallystartingtodepletemynaturallittlebarrierandwenttobeautyschool.
SoSotherewasthatkindofwashedthatin, andin a way, thedevil's inthedetails.
So, like, ifyou'regonnawearasmuchmakeup, is I where I dowantpeopletogetcloseandbelike, OhmyGod, thatlooksreallygood.
Upclose, peoplealwaystellme I lookbetterinreallifethandoingpictures, whichissupposedtobe a compliment, butalwayslike, Well, whatkindoftrashbag?
Ifyoureyesthisbig, I thinkitmakespeoplegolike, Oh, herheadmustbereallylittleformeforbetter, forworse.
It's veryapparentthatnooneevertaughtmehowtodoitbecause I kindofjust, like, domyownversionofeverything.
Andthen I workedfordifferentmakeupcompanieslikeitworksin a supporter I workedinAltaworkedforMac.
I wouldliterallybe, youknow, atthemall, doingpeople's makeupallday.
Andthen I wouldbelikeclosingtheregisteratnight, countingmoneywithonehandandgluemyeyebrowsdonewiththeotherhandbecause I justhavetoracestraighttotheclubtogetindrag.
Itwaslikemydirtylittlesecretthat I diddragbecausetheydidn't wantthese, likeMidwesternwhiteladies, tofindoutthattheywouldthinkthat I wasgonnamakethemlooklike a drink.
So I usethistogoaroundtheperimeterofmybrowtowipeoffalltheextraandbecauseit's watersolublethatjustcomes.
Soyoudohavetolikeseverallayers.
They'lldolayer.
I'lljustOh, yes.
Andthen I auditionedfordragracebecause I wasworkingfor a makeupcompanyatthetimefulltimeand I waslike, Fullstopand I don't wanttosaywhatcompanyitwasbecauseitwasnotcosmetics, but I gotfired.
Andthen I was, like, devastatedthat I hadallthisextrafreetimeonmyhandslike, Well, I guess I'm gonnaauditionfordragrace.
I don't haveanythingelsetodo, Soif I hadn't beenfired, itwouldhaveneverunderstoodherdragrace.
I mean, I travelwith, like, fourdifferentfoundationsbydifferentpowders, but I'm using a TVpaintstickthat's stilloutwithdragQueensusedthis.
Isanyonegonnastartpattingsomethisoverthebrows?
Becauseweneedsomeseriouscoveragethen I'm using.
A lotofpeopleareshockedthat I wereliquidfoundation, but I doand I'llstartgoingaroundtheeyebecausewiththis, howmuchmakeup I where I havetodomyeyesfirst, like a realpersonwoulduseaneyeshadowprimer.
I sortofusedliquidfoundationasaneyeprimerbecausemyeyeisgonnabelikethisbigtoday.
I'm usingthistobasejustpeachy.
Andthat's palate.
I mean, I coulddomyentirefacewiththis.
It's gonnagetinhereandstartwho.
So I trytodothiswhilethefoundation's wetsothat I cangetittostickbecause I get a littlemoreofah, wecouldimpactwiththat.
Sonow I'm justgoingwiththesedarkercolors, and I'm sortofaddingitaroundtheeye.
I mean, I reallyamdestroyinglikebig, darkcircles.
Romaneyes, eyebrows.
It's prettygood.
There's a fewdifferentbrown's fromheretodothatbrowsbecauseyoudon't wantalljustonebrown.
Itlooksnuts.
Myeyebrowsareneverevenonetime.
KimchiwaslikeTrixie.
Youlookreallyprettywhenyou'reabouteven.
Thankyoucan.
It's reallysweet.
Andbecause I'vebeendoing a lotof 60 stuff I havebeendoing a lotoflike, NancySinatrais a bigone.
Sorightnow I have, like a youknow, thiseyelinerandthisshadowandtryingto, like, usetheblackeyeshadow.
I don't wanttosee a line.
I'm justsortofbuffingitsothat I getsortofdisappearancethere.
Thisapplicatorisalltheselittleteeth, and I wearsomuchmakeupthatmylashesarecoveredin, likepowderandfoundations.
I needtogoinandpaintthemcompletelyblack.
Oh, I hatepeoplewerelashesandnoMaschera.
Gohome.
Don't evengoout.
Wegottheseindividuals.
I likeclasheswith a clearbandbecause I wanttoseethelash.
I don't wanttoseetheband.
I don't wanttosee a plasticbackboneofthelastthingthatlooksshitty, mostlikehissyfits I'veeverthrownpubliclyorbecause, butaswellstartwateringandthelasheswillstarttopopoff.
Andthenit's like I'm tryingtodocomedyorwhatever, and I canfeelthempeelingand I justcannothandleit.
Remember, I wasonthesetformymusicvideoforBreakyourHeartawayfromyou.
Forme, thelipsarelike a wholedrama, like I literallywerelikefivedifferentlippencilswereabouttogoonthattriptogether.
Cool.
Youseehowthatnowit's likewarmerstartedtoturninto a realthing, soStacycouldbeuponoptionlike a hotpink.
But I wanttodo I reallywanttotrythismeeting, So I'm gonnadosomeJeffreystarted.
DrugLord, I reallywanttotrythis.
Oh, myGod.
Oh, yeah, becausewedidthatwhiteunderneath.
Youdogetmoreofah, likethere's moreof a dimensioninthemiddle.
Oh, myGod.
Oh, shiveringwhite.
Oh, myGod.
Ifyou'reanybodywho's like a makeupperson, youwanttoanysortoflikespecialeffects?
Ah, flat, White.
Thisisbasically a giantwayeyeshadow.
And I'm usingitrightundermyeyeonthissideandlookatthedifferencefrom, like, thissidetotheside, likeyoualmostcan't reallytell, Butit's white, butitmakesthelasheslookblacker.
Ifthatmakessense, it's like, what a difference.
So I'm gonnapopupinthislittlethirstypalatefromJeffrey, so I likesometimeseveneyeshadowpalettehascolorsinitthat I canusethiswash.
I'm happybecause I don't blush.
Okay?
Thisismyfavoritepartofeverymakeup.
Everybodyshouldworkblush.
I don't carewhoyouare.
I actuallyloveonmen I lovethelookof.
There's a fewguysin l.
A whowilldo, likethekindofwearWesternlooks.
Andthentheydocleanskinwith, like, blushandtheylooklikeHowdyDoodyAnd I don't know, I justthinkit's socool.
Listen, I don't knowifsettingspraysarereal, but I usethemanywaybecausetheygetthemsenttomeforfree.
I'm justgonnafinishoffice.
Somehighlighter.
Thisisabout a 45 yearoldhighlightercalledWhisperofGuiltthat I'm suretheydon't evenmakeanymore.
YouguyslikeQuick's mostpeople, I thinkmostpeople's favoritethingaboutdragons, wigs, I thinkmostdragqueens.
Theywanttoputonthewig.
Now.
Thegreatthingaboutnothavinghairis I don't havetodoanythingyoucouldjustliterallyplaceitwillgoonwithmylife.
I'lldoisputthewigonandthentakelike, a mentalpictureoflikewherethatis, andthen I'lltakeitoffso I cangoinandremovelikeallofthis, Thenthisis a littlespiritgum a minute.