This is, uh this is the best intro ever.

Welcome to some garbage.

This is This is an L G R.

Thing and pushing up roses thing.

I had to have you here to suffer through this.

Well, thank you for inviting me.

I needed girl.

Oh, I see.

This is Christina Aguilera.

Follow your dreams.

Get inspired to go for your dreams.

So, yeah, Before we had show, we had Kristina narration by Christina Aguilera Games and quizzes in an inspirational scrapbook and never before seen photos.

I'm your best pick.

Hear me?

I've your best choice for this.

This is good.

You'll do basically and, uh thanks.

I don't know what this is.

Why did this show up?

I didn't know this was showing up.

It just showed up.

And here it is.

So let's just dive into this because I don't know what the heck to expect.

And this is just I'm already flabbergasted.

I I don't know what to say already.

I just saw the hyperspace logo, and I don't think I'm really glad you decided to follow your dreams with me or to know each other and have a blast.

If this is your first time, click on the new player button.

Who?

We've already has a really noisy button.

All right, go ahead and sign up.

Get yourself a user name or password.

Oh, yeah.

Yes, the AWOL approach.

I like it.

Password is farts.

This is where you start to follow your dreams.

And remember, you can do in any order you like, began Dream Finder and dive into the deepest parts of your own heart.

What do these animations?

It's like a circle within a circle like this is moving like a rotary engine.

Yeah.

Like ever seen the inside of a rotary engine all the time.

Everyday.

Inspiration station is a place for making cool stuff.

This is a secret place just for you to talk about your dreams.

It's not really a secret place.

You just told me about it.

Here we go.

All right.

I'm so glad you joined me here.

It's dream finder.

This is gonna be so much fun.

All right?

Things I like things I like.

It's so much fun.

And it's another way to win more dream keys.

Can't mouse over anything without her talking forever.

Shut up already.

dream cards are really fun.

You can play them in a totally different way.

Shot up.

You have to wait until she's Tonto.

Can't click on anything until she's done talking.

It's awful, man.

It's easy when you see a bubble that you like.

Go ahead and pop it After three bubbles you get a dream Qi Let's get popping Cool.

Okay.

Pick on things you like.

God pick out things you like.

It's a shooter The things you like Like calculators, Calculator So good days like everything Oh, so like But what if you like both soccer and football?

You can't put them both.

Choose one.

I like lady Oh, is swimming.

Well, I Yeah, boo Telephone.

Yeah.

Good, Good.

Go.

Me?

Yeah.

What?

You just give a horoscope?

You are a sporty and passionate risk taker.

You take risks and our end.

They always pay off always every time.

Like playing this game, for example.

No, ma'am is your riskiness.

That makes you you Are they getting this all because you chose the synchronized swimming lady or I don't know what it could possibly be coming up with.

All right.

What were the other ones?

You all these questions are about you.

What?

They are about things.

So no right or wrong answers.

Just what makes the most sense to you?

I'm just gonna have todo not shut up.

Next question you can't answer because it says is that say she is that she?

This is perfect.

So my favorite thing about my best friend is that she I'm watching as you do this service independent is I am.

The best thing about my family is they encouraged me to read.

Where's the negative?

I don't know.

Responses.

When I sing into my brush and pretend that I'm a famous singer, I'm usually should I answer this one?

Because I I could sure go ahead, because I've never sung into abroad.

I don't none of these honestly, but I'm I'm gonna say the radio thing because nothing romantic.

Not a blues song and not a hip hop number.

Next question.

Who favor desert a candy bar on the run on the run cause you're active with mile high?

Is that like y o high club chocolate cake?

Is that like, uh oh, baby sounds We're gonna go with a beautiful fruit tart.

Last the worst thing that someone could say to me is you're not any fun.

Can I cheat off of you like we're in school?

Like I get those answers.

You're not talented.

You're not as cool as you think you are.

Votes, you're My answer is probably You're not talented.

Sure.

Thief shoes I normally have on our sneaks.

Wild shoes of bright colors.

The latest designer creation.

Probably with a high heel or slip on something or other.

I go for comfort.

I'm actually bond all the time.

Okay?

Yeah, Slip ons.

I mean, I just wear boots so this doesn't apply to me when it comes to dreaming.

I only dream, but I'm thinking about a specific event dream.

But I dream constantly.

Usually dream about something you want Can't have.

That's a nice middle ground.

Is it realistic?

Wants to be with me.

Oh, boy.

I suppose to be a total jock like to dream and keep his head in the clouds knows what he wants and how to get it.

I want to go with uses Brain.

What makes this girl happiest is unlimited.

Next time the mall a perfect report card or helping my team in the big game.

My personally, it's the perfect report card.

Okay.

What is it for you?

I don't know, man.

I'm not the happiest girl right now, so I'm not sure.

I mean, unlimited naptime is appealing.

Good.

Coming in, Shady.

Yeah.

Whatever is the last question.

I don't have time to deal with that vibe.

Okay.

Great between You are wise, practical and a thinker.

Oh, it's true.

It knows us.

People always come to you for advice.

Always listen to what you say.

Uh, it's true.

I don't know about this man.

Green card.

Try the dream cars.

They're so amazing.

You can discover yourself get insight into you.

What, Christina, Angular become a hippie.

Like you know, this is the year 2000.

She wasn't quite X.

Tina.

Yes.

She hadn't quite discovered drugs.

Please, not the right ones.

You have sometimes struggle of money.

You found a good balance for the troubles of your life.

Focus on your talents.

Your future is filled with creativity and success with what he's like.

What was this?

Was this?

Remember your dream key at the end of each game?

Did you pick up the dream, Keith?

I don't know.

And arrive a friend you type it in typing a friend.

I don't have any friends.

This is really sad.

Your friend is the bartender.

The bartenders were soul mates.

What?

What boyfriend?

Oh, pretty deep girl.

Dave.

Groll.

Okay.

What did you say?

Something.

The day will come for you and Dave Girl to go on a long journey together.

Rival.

My rival is Duke Nukem.

Could be shady and not always truthful.

Watch out Kind of nonsense is this What is this?

Get the dream key.

I don't know.

He didn't give me a chance to I don't know Discover me Keep an eye out for your dreams.

Here we go.

I'm so glad you're so feel free to look around And all my pictures and Mementos.

Yeah, You got to click on that one.

That's the one that Ah, class picture taken September 1992 age 11.

Ah, business card.

These air pictures are Well, there's a cat in There were two Go fine looking cat tiger.

The cat, huh?

There's even more.

Yeah, more pictures Because she did the, uh she covered the means song from Milan.

I thought those were cereal boxes at first.

Were you excited?

Yeah, What kind of cereal does Kristina regularly?

Look at that Mickey Mouse cards to mask club school?

Yeah, E.

I mean, you know, this is probably a thing.

It's cool for Christine.

Angular fans from 2000 Man.

There's frosted tips.

Yeah, changed everything.

Okay.

Good.

Inspiration station.

Way already did this right in snow.

We didn't say you didn't do this.

Use your dream keys and make a collage.

We can use stamps, patterns, keys and pictures to make cool designs.

Oh, crap.

So these little stupid things it was showing us that the end of those air dream keys.

Okay, We have, like, four.

Their stamps make the clock.

There's one Good.

No, but that's good.

What?

I don't know what that is.

And here we go, and we'll put a Christina picking their mill area.

Good.

Perfect.

Me?

Oh, yeah.

Backgrounds.

Oh.

Are there any black ones?

Nope.

They're all colorful nineties things.

What the heck is the point of this?

Make collages of what?

You can't even Prince um, two dead arrows to choose your background stamps, pictures or dream keys.

Well, this is a thoroughly pointless program, absolutely pointless, bad.

But the only cool thing is like the pseudo cards.

I kind of like that.

I want to learn about love and honesty, you know?

So you can like Dad gonna shut up.

This is kind of like, you know, just click on.

I want I want Oh, whatever.

Keep it coming.

The whole life of further this is filled with luck.

You always know how to balance 100 things at once.

Lama Granite seems to have more creativity than anyone else.

It's true.

You gotta You gotta dream key.

Oh, good.

This is the most pointless thing I can't even under.

I can't.

It's like dawning on me.

How pointless this is.