Name: 誠實的預告片 - 暮光之城 (Honest Trailers - Twilight)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T04:57:55.000Z
Duration: 2 min 29 s

Based on the terrible books from one of the sh*ttiest authors of all time,

坦白說電影系列. 翻譯：內有怪圖

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comes a movie adaptation for teenage girls who aren't smart enough for The Hunger

You'll be on the edge of your seat as voice-over describes everything.

專為笨到看不懂饑餓遊戲的青少女們所改編.

你將會聽到旁白不斷的敘述很多事

"I used to spend two weeks there almost every summer."

This catatonic teenager will fall for the world's gayest vampire.

A film that teaches young girls that the only thing that matters is finding a man...

將會愛上史上最一臉GAY樣（重音）的吸血鬼

But don't worry, it's not pedophilia because he looks 17.

Together, they will have the romance of a lifetime

A love challenged by the fact that he might accidentally f*ck her to death,

他們愛情充滿考驗, 而且他不小心會把她X死

戀愛影響到她的行為,以及可憐的蕃茄醬

這位思春少女清醒時,每分每秒都在享受戀愛滋味

A film that conditioned a generation of girls to think that love is keeping tabs on

呃~我知道很詭異,但電影真的很浪漫,我保證

I know this looks creepy, but it's really romantic in the movie.

特洛依波拉馬陸（知名足球選手）

暮光之城,一部禁慾的片. 真的,快去看.

Twilight: it's just a metaphor for abstinence.

Get ready for an hour and a half of people standing in semi-circles,

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