We're here in front of the Apple Store, one of the most

我們在這裡的蘋果商店前，是一個最

popular destinations here in the city and around the world.

這裡的城市和世界各地的熱門目的地。

Recently, I have noticed that the Apple Store allows

最近，我注意到，蘋果商店允許

customers to do things you could never do in any other

客戶做你在其他任何地方都做不到的事情。

big, brand name store.

大，品牌店。

Some of these include the hundreds of online videos of

其中包括數以百計的在線視頻。

customers dancing and singing freely in the

客人在其中載歌載舞

middle of the stores.

店的中間。

You can even bring in house pets.

你甚至可以把家裡的寵物帶進來。

I have even heard unconfirmed reports of people bringing in

我甚至聽到了未經證實的報告，有人帶著... ...

parrots, even snakes.

鸚鵡，甚至蛇。

My question, is there a limit to what the

我的問題是，是否有一個限制，以什麼？

Apple Store will allow?

蘋果商店將允許?

I really want to know.

我真的很想知道。

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[音樂播放]

MARK MALKOFF: To start off, I wanted to see if the Apple

馬克-馬爾科夫：首先，我想看看蘋果公司是否。

Store would allow me to have a pizza delivered.

店家會允許我送披薩。

[ITALIAN MUSIC PLAYING]

[意大利音樂演奏]

MARK MALKOFF: Hey, I was wondering if I could get a

嘿，我想知道我是否可以得到一個。

pizza delivered, a large pizza.

送來的披薩，一個大披薩。

That's great.

那太好了。

I'm at the Apple Store, and I'm on the second floor.

我'在蘋果商店，我'在二樓。

I'm wearing a green shirt.

我穿著一件綠色的襯衫。

[ITALIAN MUSIC PLAYING]

[意大利音樂演奏]

MARK MALKOFF: Oh, awesome.

馬克-馬爾科夫：哦，太棒了。

MALE SPEAKER: Did you just have a pizza

你剛才是不是吃了個披薩？

delivered to the floor?

送到地上？

MARK MALKOFF: Yeah.

馬克-馬爾科夫：是的。

MALE SPEAKER: That's awesome.

男聲：那'真厲害。

MARK MALKOFF: Do you want a slice?

你要不要來一塊？

MALE SPEAKER: No, thank you.

男發言人：不，謝謝你。

MARK MALKOFF: Are you sure?

你確定嗎？

MALE SPEAKER: I'm positive.

男聲：我'很積極。

I just ate lunch.

我剛吃過午飯。

MARK MALKOFF: It's really hot.

馬克-馬爾科夫：真的很熱。

Would they allow me to have a romantic date with my

他們會不會允許我和我的夫妻來一場浪漫的約會？

extremely tall wife?

極高的妻子？

Isn't this romantic?

是不是很浪漫？

This is just like in being at Le Cirque.

這就像在Le Cirque一樣。

Oh, thank you.

哦，謝謝你。

Where's the forks?

叉子在哪裡？

Do you have the forks?

你有叉子嗎？

[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[古典音樂演奏]

MARK MALKOFF: I love you so much.

馬克-馬爾科夫：我非常愛你。

[TROMBONE PLAYING]

[小號演奏]

MARK MALKOFF: Is it possible to dim the lights at all?

馬克-馬爾科夫：可以把燈光調暗嗎？

We're on a romantic date.

我們在進行浪漫的約會。

MALE SPEAKER 2: Sorry, guys.

男聲2:Sorry, guys.

MARK MALKOFF: Could I get an Apple Store employee to help

馬克-馬爾科夫：能不能讓蘋果商店的員工來幫忙。

fix my broken iPhone while dressed as the most evil man

修理我的破碎的iPhone，而打扮成最邪惡的人。

in the universe?

在宇宙中？

[BREATHING SOUNDS]

[呼吸聲]

MARK MALKOFF: Oh, hi.

哦，你好。

My iPhone is broken.

我的iPhone壞了。

I was wondering if you could be of assistance?

我想知道你是否可以幫助我？

MALE SPEAKER 3: OK.

男發言人3：好的。

MALE SPEAKER 4: Do you have an appointment?

男發言人4：你有預約嗎？

MARK MALKOFF: My iPhone broke.

馬克-馬爾科夫：我的iPhone壞了。

MALE SPEAKER 5: Use the force.

男發言人5：使用武力。

And what's your email, Darth?

你的郵箱是什麼，達斯？

MARK MALKOFF: Darthvader24@gmail.

MARK MALKOFF：Darthvader24@gmail。

MALE SPEAKER 5: What is it?

男發言人5：這是什麼？

MARK MALKOFF: Darthvader24@gmail.

MARK MALKOFF：Darthvader24@gmail。

I used to be with Hotmail.

我以前是Hotmail的。

Darth Vader gives hugs.

達斯-維達給人擁抱。

And finally, we all know the Apple Store will allow a dog,

最後，我們都知道蘋果商店會允許養狗。

but how about a goat?

但山羊呢？

MARK MALKOFF: How's it going?

馬克-馬爾科夫：怎麼樣？

Do you have any grass for my goat?

你有草給我的羊吃嗎？

No grass?

沒有草？

OK, just wondering.

好吧，只是想知道。

Do you think that the goat is a Mac or a PC?

你覺得山羊是Mac還是PC？

He's a Mac?

他是個Mac？