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  • Welcome to another episode of TwoSet Violin!

  • How are you guys all going?

  • Are you guys practicing?

  • Welcome to another episode of

  • We're watching a series of funny clips

  • that are music related.

  • Let's try to see if we can...

  • not laugh together.

  • Every time we laugh, you have to practice one hour.

  • - That's... That is the stakes. - Whoa...

  • Let me laugh out now.

  • - Okay. Done. - All right. Let's go.

  • What the hell?!

  • Of course it had to be a Japanese TV show!

  • He went

  • - He actually hit it! - Dude...!

  • Dude, no! That's so painful!!

  • I think we both need to practice one hour now.

  • Dude, I wanna...

  • - Dude, his face in pain... - Dude, that's not funny!

  • I mean, it's funny,

  • - but it's not funny on the dude! Yeah! - You're risking your future children!

  • And why did he agree to it?

  • - I don't know. - Why did he agree to it??

  • - Suitcase. - Noo!

  • Are you serious?

  • Are you serious??

  • Guys.

  • - Don't do that, that is not good! - Don't do this at home.

  • Why is he voluntarily taking ten,

  • ten attacks?

  • Imagine next Ling Ling workout, play, play a s...

  • A concerto while someone's just...

  • whacking your sack.

  • It's like, getting a hit,

  • and you gotta get through that phrase.

  • Oh, my god...

  • Okay, well, I think we both lost.

  • I think the baby's gonna grow up thinking his...

  • father was a chicken.

  • Dammit, you made me laugh!

  • Yeah, I was like,

  • - "Why is the baby looking at the chicken like..." - Why is there a chicken...

  • - Brett: It's like, that's... - Eddy: "Daddy..."

  • Brett: He's gonna be like,

  • "My daddy is a chicken that plays piano."

  • Oh my god, and every time it eats a chicken in the future,

  • he's gonna get traumatized.

  • Yeah, hisThe music's gonna run in his head.

  • I didn't laugh on that one.

  • - I didn't laugh. - Yeah.

  • Doesn't make me wanna practice.

  • Oh, I get it.

  • - They got a "ha, ha" from me. - Yeah, I didn't laugh.

  • - It's clever. To me, it's more clever. - Yeah.

  • - Like, "Ah!" - To be honest, seeing balls getting hit

  • set the expectations so high.

  • But that is funny though, especially, I guess, from context.

  • Moving pianos is such a stage crew thing,

  • - in classical performances. - Mhmm.

  • If you're in orchestra, first half, there's a piano,

  • - there's always people doing this. - Yeah.

  • And...

  • Ah. It's just...

  • - Clever. - It's how -

  • Wait.

  • What?

  • - Is that... - The stage is moving down.

  • - Is that how they move pianos, this is? - Sometimes.

  • 'Cause I...

  • Where I used to work, um...

  • QPAC, there's like...

  • It's just a side door, and you just push it off...

  • to the side.

  • Dude...!

  • That's sick!

  • That's me in my concert, it's like,

  • "All right, I'm done."

  • Like you make a mistake, you're like,

  • - "All right, see ya." - Yeah yeah yeah...!

  • - "All right." - "Bye-bye!"

  • Eddy: When your concerto finishes at 7,

  • - and you have a dinner date at 7:01. - Brett: Yeah, you're like...

  • (both) Duh nuh nuh...!

  • Oh, what?

  • Dude...

  • That's like, a violin for...

  • - Something that's about this big. - A mice.

  • - A mice. - Yeah.

  • It's like Tom and Jerry!

  • Tom and Jerry, yeah!

  • It's Jerry, right?

  • Wait, is Tom...?

  • Jerry, Jerry's the... the mouse.

  • I'm surprised it's kinda in tune,

  • - considering how... - Yeah.

  • - Eddy: His finger covers a quarter of the fingerboard! - Brett: It's so big.

  • Damn!

  • - Cool, but I didn't laugh, so. Yeah. - Pretty cool. Still on one hour, though.

  • Is this how conductors be conducting now, during the...

  • Oh wait, can't say the virus name,

  • because you'll get demonetized by YouTube!

  • Oh, really? Oh, wow...

  • - Ohh... - Oh, let's call it, uh...

  • - Now let's call it... - The cor,

  • Corelli Vivaldi!

  • Yeah, it's...

  • Corelli...

  • Yeah, okay.

  • Corelli Vivaldi!

  • - Corelli-19! Corelli... - No, Corelli-19!

  • - Corelli... - Corelli Variation 19!

  • I mean, I didn't really laugh,

  • - but it's pretty funny. - Yeah.

  • Oh.

  • Ew!!

  • She's...

  • That is the most dangerous...

  • looking instrument ever!

  • My question is, how did you figure that out?

  • Were you just so bored one day, and you go...

  • "Oh my god!"

  • Why would you be...

  • - And then, why would you even touch a cactus? - I know!

  • Alright, I got a challenge for you, miss, uh...

  • Play Flight of the Bumblebee on that!

  • It's just like, fingers all like, stabbed...

  • That would be respect.

  • - If you can do it... - Oh my god.

  • I would send you a sacrilegious hoodie.

  • That's pretty funny.

  • - Alright, that's pretty cool. - Yeah.

  • - It's the same key! - Yeah.

  • He's like, "Yeah!"

  • - Meanwhile, the kitchen's just on fire. - Yeah, it's like, I know!

  • They're like, "Yeah!"

  • How many hours of practice are you on?

  • - Two. - Two. I'm on two as well.

  • How does a...?

  • Aww!

  • Alright, I laughed.

  • Yeah...

  • That's so cute!

  • Dude, they're clapping!

  • - Where did the cat come from? - I don't know.

  • - I think the cat's, the cat's just making their mark. - That's so cute!

  • - Aww...! - It's like, "This is my territory."

  • (both) Oooh...

  • The cat doesn't like him!

  • AH!! Oh!

  • They're like, "Just leave him be!"

  • That's such a cat thing, like,

  • - "You can't tell me what to do." - Yeah.

  • "No, leave me alone."

  • I wonder if they're playing...

  • Debussy!

  • Are they gonna play?

  • - It's conducting, is it... Yeah! - It's challenging the conductor!

  • It's like, "It's my orchestra!"

  • They're like, "Yeah!!"

  • I also... Like, who's filming this, too?

  • I love how the person just went to an orchestra concert,

  • - and they're just filming the cat. - Yeah, just, they're like, on the cat, and just...

  • - They lost focus, the reason why they went there. - Yeah.

  • Dammit!

  • Three hours practice!

  • - 37 hours away from Ling LIng. - I wanna play with the cat.

  • Okay, that's pretty funny.

  • - That's the nicest... That's the nicest, - That's funny. That was funny.

  • - most serene... - That's the most beautiful

  • - [beep]. Yeah! - [beep] ever.

  • Like, "f*** you..."

  • That's like a "f*** you" with like, class.

  • Yeah.

  • It actually does sound really nice! - It sounds nice!

  • It's elegant. And it's just calming.

  • I could actually listen to this.

  • - Like, non-ironically. - Yeah.

  • That's so good!

  • I wonder who wrote it. It doesn't say.

  • Well, whoever it is, let us know!

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, no!

  • No!

  • Don't be a you flinch, you loNo!

  • Ahh!

  • AHH!!

  • Wow, okay. We're not doing that.

  • I know you guys are gonna be like,

  • - "You should do it too!" - Yeah.

  • This person can do it, but not...

  • We're not doing it.

  • Next Ling Ling workout,

  • getting hit in the balls while upside down. Wow!

  • You guys are upping us!

  • What have we created?

  • - All right, we're gonna practice three hours while... - All right!

  • - doing headstands, and getting hit in the balls - Yes.

  • - while playing "f*** you" musically. - Yes.

  • Look after yourself, guys. Don't get...

  • - Corelli-19. - Yes.

  • Yes. So please keep it up.

  • See you guys next time!

Welcome to another episode of TwoSet Violin!

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這隻貓在交響樂團音樂會上搶走了表演權。 (THIS CAT STOLE THE SHOW AT AN ORCHESTRA CONCERT)

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    李芷凝 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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