Oh!

噢！

Hey guys

嘿！大夥！

so I know a lot of people now a days are obsessed with their phones

我知道現在有很多人都沉迷於他們的手機

And sometimes, I will be texting away

有時候，我也會忙著發訊息

and not really paying attention to my surroundings

沒有真的很注意周遭環境

I’m going to pretend that I’m texting on my phone

我等會兒要假裝在用手機發訊息

and actually walk into this deep lake

實際上走進這麼深的池子裡

But instead of thinking, it’s going to appear

一眼看去就會像是

that I’m walking on water

我在水上走路一樣

Let’s see how this turns out

讓我們來看看會發生什麼事

Oh!

噢！

Can your dog save me?

可以讓你的狗過來救我嗎

Come here! Come here!

過來！過來！

I can’t swim. Can your dog save me?

我不會游泳，可以讓你的狗來救我嗎

Can you throw your dog over and save me?

你可以把你的狗丟過來救我嗎

No he’s strong enough. Help me!

別這樣！牠夠強壯了！救命！

That’s okay!

你可以的

No!

不！

You got into that situation, you can get out!

你自己走進去的，你可以自己出來的啦

No! No!

不！不！

Let’s spot help me man!

讓點點來救我啊！兄弟！

I wasn’t paying attention. Please help me man!

我剛剛根本沒注意到，拜託救我！兄弟！

Spot help me!

點點！快救我

Oh!

噢！

You’re walking on water

你走在水面上

Ahh

啊

Believe in Jesus Christ

相信基督耶穌

Can you help me?

你可以幫我嗎

He’s your Lord and Saviour

他是你的上帝、你的救世主

That was weird!

這真詭異！

I don’t know just like…

我不知道耶就像…

Did you see that?

你看到了嗎？

The last man I know that walked on water was Jesus

我所知道最後一個走在水上的人是耶穌

And you don’t look like Jesus

但你看起來不像耶穌

I certainly don’t

我確實不像

That doesn’t make any sense

那樣不對勁啊

That makes no sense

那不合理

This is crazy!

這太瘋狂了

I had piranhas like It look like they were trying to bite

像是有食人魚試著要咬我

Yah, it was kinda freaky

對！真有點兒奇異

Can you guys just walk back like that way

你們可以像那樣走回去嗎

And see how if I can do it again or something?

來看看我能不能再來一次或是發生其他事

Ohl

噢！噢！

Oooh!

嗚！

What is going on?

怎麼回事？

Did you see that?

你看見了嗎？

The last man I saw walking on water was Jesus

我所看到最後一個走在水上的人是耶穌

Ahh…

啊…

Preach it man!

佈道！

That’s what I’m saying.

這正是我在講的

It’s not even Sunday

今天甚至不是星期天

You’ve been smoking?

你有在抽菸嗎

Yah

有啊

Yah?

有？

You?

你呢？

I don't.I don’t. No, I don’t do that thing.

我沒有，沒有，我不做那種事

Imma man of the Lord. (I don’t know,maybe…)

我是上帝的子民(我知道，也許…)

I don’t do those

我不做那些事的

Do it again!

再做一次！

Who are you calling right now?

你現在在打給誰？

Calling my Mama is what I am calling.

我現在正打給我媽

Mama!

媽！

Let me tell you something real quick.

讓我告訴妳一些事，很快

So, I know you’re not going to believe this

我知道妳不會相信這個的

So I’m walking through the park and this dude like walked like…

我經過公園然後有個男的走在…

He walked on water

他走在水面上

Nah, I know!

沒有，我知道！

See only Jesus does that!

只有看過耶穌這麼做

Exactly!

沒錯！

I don’t know. I gotta go!

我不知道！我得走了！

This is… This is… This is… a lot!

這…這…這太…

What’s your name man?

你叫什麼名字

My name is Woozy

我叫Woozy

I don’t know. (I’m Rahad)

我不知道(我叫 Rahad)

Rahad?

Rahad?

Yeah

對

Rahat

Rahat

It’s not Jesus. It’s not.

這不是耶穌，這不是

I gotta take a walk

我要走一走

I gotta think about

我要想一想

I gotta think about things

我要想一下這些事情