他們把那東西放進遊戲裡？| 半生緣（VR）--第七部分 (They Put THAT In The Game? | Half Life Alyx (VR) - Part 7)

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Morning, ladies.
My name is Jack Suffocating.
Welcome back toe, half life, Alex.
We're down in the deep, dark down deep Derek, Uh, Aunt Line Caves trying to get away from Jeff.
But I have a feeling that we're going to go up against something even worse.
Toilet paper.
Finally, I knew it.
This is really what everybody's gonna be after later.
Who would have known that in 2020 toilet paper?
It would be such a commodity.
Oh, my God.
My hand is freaking out.
Don't you just love from the tracking obeys what you wanted to?
I sure do.
Thanks.
Game.
All right, notice.
Wash your hands.
Sing Happy birthday twice.
Okay, I'm gonna show you.
You have to.
It's a start.
You've to get water your hands, get some, get some soap and wash your hands together.
Get all around, get between your fingers, You know, wash your thumbs because that's the place that everybody misses.
So it's very, very important.
What is this circle thing that keeps Oh, let's just Then they get activated.
Okay?
Right onto a wash.
Your fucking hands.
Thanks.
Anything around?
So I have all the guns then that I'm gonna need for this venture because I was kind of hoping for more, you know, have my business.
I'm sorry.
Wait.
I forgot.
That doesn't go in my back.
However, it's all about harmony.
Cool guns you can get later on.
I want those.
I don't want just these four stinky guns.
Wait, let me do this first.
So it's tough being annoying over and over again.
Um, okay.
Just to okay, that has to be you.
And then that has to be you.
Nice.
It's not that tricky.
It's not that difficult.
It's just a simple puzzle for your brain, you know, Let's check out a 32 resin.
I can get an extended mag.
Okay?
I don't know if I wanted an extended mag in that.
Well, it's gonna get for this burst fire or a bullet reservoir at the reservoir that holds 10 additional boards.
That's that's helpful.
I might get that one.
Or on auto loader auto loaders.
Good, but it's not, you know, it's not like a game changer.
I want stuff that's a game changer.
So I am going to get because I use this a lot on every now and then.
I'm just like Baba Baba Baba and then everyone.
I want every load, you know?
So, you know, I'm just gonna fucking get this.
I don't need to.
I don't need to justify my actions to you.
I'm gonna do what I want.
Then you go and you go and, you know, make it for me.
I wonder if I could have had another upgrade by now if I found all the residents that I had missed up until this point.
Oh, wow.
Check it out.
Like I'm just keeps getting better and better.
You know, Technically, I don't think there's a whole lot of your good left anymore.
Don't tell you what.
Let's put that idea on hold for now.
We could chat about my gun when you get back.
Okay?
We'll do.
Russell, um, any other resins around?
Not that it will matter right now, because I only have two.
Um, maybe, maybe not Ewan OpenTable thing.
See, it's it's hard to know which one's open and what don't.
What was in these were I just just now clicked with me that we're in a veterinary veterinary office.
I didn't know it's not until no, I mean the cages are a dead giveaway.
And you know this cage through the animal push?
Is that it?
Oh, I didn't know if there was a button or not.
Hello?
God, that's an ant.
Yes.
So you do know what, Aunt lines?
Yes, lik e leg ese online is so much better.
Plus, everyone calls him and Lane's.
What would you call him?
A leggy grand.
Lads, look at this.
Lots of meat on these bodies.
You could eat these for days.
Thank you.
I also think I saw some reason.
No, it was that.
Whoa!
God, It's like someone's nighttime now.
Jeez, on turrets!
Yeah, I forgot about those.
Can I mess with the turrets?
Oh, I was just gonna be so much fun Way.
This is a zoom.
Damn!
I mean, still a veteran or veterinary office.
For all intents and purposes, bitch.
Fuck!
What animal is this?
Can I see?
Oh, no, that's not what animal it is.
This exhibit is currently closed for routine maintenance.
You don't fucking safe.
It looks extremely, very closed.
Hello, animal.
Come on out.
It's safe.
I killed everything.
Maybe it's an ant lion exhibit.
Are are you allies?
I'm gonna take that as a yes Okay.
Shit.
Nice.
What the hell is this?
Are you 00 it's the school or something.
It's a saber tooth race sometime.
Come here.
I want to play with you.
Come here.
Num num, num num num num are biting his head off.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah.
Eat it.
Eat it.
Eat it.
Wear it.
Okay.
Whatever your keys, if you like.
The keys are very helpful.
High five.
Okay.
What else can we get in here?
Fuck the cans.
Look, the cans Get the moment in v r when it's so realistic.
You actually expected to touch.
You can my face when?
Nice.
Oh, that's all that's in here.
Okay, Got it.
Is warm as dicks in my room today.
They opened a window.
No, I didn't.
Maybe that's why.
Oh, hoping window live in the air.
All right.
I'm already Oh, that's nice to confuse it on my feet already.
Very good.
Very good.
What's up, Jimbo?
I was going, um You know what?
I'm gonna put you in there instead of this.
I always carry you around, and I always find you elsewhere.
These are way more useful in a pinch.
You guys get this?
Is it just a fossil?
Okay, take a bath with him.
Who wants to go on a trip to the zoo with Jack?
Come on, everybody.
Come on, subscribers.
Oh, fuck, yeah.
That's so cool looking.
Well, I came out over that so dynamic.
So video game.
I have to fight a bunch of bitches in here, aren't I?
See stuff over there.
I want that from downtown.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
It's somewhere.
Oh, it's a repeated can animation.
Well, less dynamic now.
Oh!
Oh, God.
Like the fucking thing from Starship Troopers.
You got a mighty His music's great, though.
Go.
Come on.
Now, to the zoo is the parodies it, ma.
What's the fight next?
Do you want to go?
This really feels like I'm holding this.
It's fucking notes.
All right, now.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Okay, I don't know if you could actually blow up the rest of them.
I don't think so.
Let's use dish in said nice.
Nice.
Hell, yeah.
Who I was intense.
Big luds on lanes air fucking huge in the in the V r seeing, you know, post like that Scurry shit, huh?
I've got ice for resin.
Just don't mind all the ones I've missed.
Cool.
I don't think that's what you're supposed to do with Dizzy, though.
You don't going to start shooting all the animals and this is who you do.
God, this is Anna lying around everywhere.
That's great.
See, these things are everywhere.
I don't even need this.
I'm just gonna do it anyway, because I I don't have a problem.
Oh, yeah.
Huh?
They said, Oh, God.
Say they should do it at some point where I opened one of these on something just like lunges at me.
Really?
Just make me shit my pants.
We're fucking loved that I lost it.
Oh, weird.
I forgot that.
I can run out of ammo now that I got my extended bitch.
What's up?
Fucking party out here?
Oh, wait.
Oh, that's cool.
I figured out how it worked.
You put it in, and then it goes into this Nice.
Oh, no wonder.
Right out so quick.
Last window.
I'm a vandal.
Give me a spray paint can, because they're putting my marks upon things.
Who do you work for?
Oh, God, you're Oh, you're all fucked.
You're not in the brain Now, you dinky.
I see a resident.
This game has become or about, like, resin collecting than it is about anything else.
It's all and focused on.
It's all I want to do.
Chocolate?
Yes.
Is this the shotgun shell exhibit?
Where is he?
Thinks is the rays and exhibit are looking.
I'm sleeping.
Come on.
I know I must want to play with the animals.
Come on.
My God, I cannot wait for the window.
God, I thought you or something.
You're just a plant.
Wait, What am I supposed to be going?
Oh, cool.
I wanna wear that.
No, I know your dirty freaks.
I don't want your fucking tones, okay?
I just have this one, Okay?
Asshole!
Tonight.
Wait.
Can I wear it?
Yes, that does not work.
And we are at all I'm looking like right here, right in the middle of it.
Here.
Have it.
I don't care.
What do you guys hiding in here?
Secrets and things.
I'm going over this way first, though, so good at climbing.
Do you think these girls are going to become a thing in real life?
Be so handy.
You know, when you're like sitting on the couch watching Netflix and you just well, not actually watching Netflix.
You're just sitting down, going through Netflix to see what you want to watch.
But then there's too much shit to watch that you don't watch any of them.
So you just sitting there, going through what you wanna watch?
And that's kind of what you end up doing.
Um, that's my favorite show on Netflix.
You could just be sitting there.
Box spring goes usually like Pringle Pringle out into your mouth.
That's the future I want.
I don't care how it will help the medical field or how it will help us.
Progress is a society.
All they care about is Pringle in mouth.
Oh, Oh, I don't want to be in here.
Fucking t Rex is going to come out and get me.
This is the scene in Jurassic Parent where everybody's dead.
And then one of the guys who works there comes in.
It's like, where is everybody on a tear?
Extras comes and bites his fucking head off.
I'm not gonna be that guy.
No, not jacks up the guy?
No, sir.
So here, though.
Oh, fuck.
Roger.
How did you get back here.
And how did you recruit more?
Rogers isn't funny.
How?
I literally just predicted that I said the other place, that that's what they should do.
And then they did it and fuckin scared me under.
This is Roger for Can hide in the middle of all the rest of them.
Get him, boys.
He's a traitor.
A filthy trader.
He hurt me.
Fuck you!
Roger.
Huh?
How did you do that, Roger.
Okay.
Whatever you guys were doing, I didn't see anything.
All right?
My eyes are closed on.
My mind is open.
Look, I was going through here.
I don't care anymore.
Come on, Get me, T Rex, Maybe the apocalypse, but we're so we sort of fucking manners.
Oh, right.
That's scary.
Nice man.
This is coming in really handy.
Yeah.
How many bullets you have?
100 s o much handgun ammo.
And they've even Mr Bush has given us throws in a man this area so cool this whole Siri's could be summed up with me.
Just saying this is so cool.
Hey, integrates excellent.
Whoa!
Fireworks needs.
Oh, please.
At a torta, Aunt Lane!
Shore Ego!
Give me the Whoa!
What was that was ahead.
Crabbe, give me the thing, though.
When you have a syringe, it's our Hello.
I know your day, but that's no reason to ignore me.
Nice.
Okay.
More guys to fuck up of grenades.
It's so fun.
That's all I want to do.
Todo boo todo I think I missed.
Well, at least now the glasses out of the way.
There's more grenades here.
Come on.
Just throw at Lane's at me like a four ton of them.
Oh, you learning?
Did you draw that picture?
That's very sweet.
I'll hang it up in line.
Fridge?
I didn't do that.
They were dead when I got here.
I didn't see anything.
I thought I could see you in the bin because your trash Oh, lovely pictures.
Lovely, lovely pictures.
You guys should be very proud.
I see you got more of them.
Squeeze Wing.
What's up?
You fucking help?
I control stuff too.
You know, I was being nice before.
No.
You don't want to use one of these where you're not dying.
It's right at your feet.
Are you dead?
No.
There's nothing on your head.
Dead Data Head is that that's a can not raising my hyung.
Go look at him.
Run!
Get him back!
I'm going on their next.
When life gets hurt, Just squeeze on these and throw it at everybody.
It's gonna be my mentality from no one.
I hate everybody.
Oh, big gorilla, man.
Wasn't Jesus anything in there?
All right, cool.
If there was something in there, I killed it.
Oh, no.
Do you think I had crab to turn a gorilla into a zombie?
Honestly, A gorilla on the loose.
Sure hit.
Crab's gonna make it much worse.
I think ahead Crabbe would make it significantly worse.
Russell.
All right, you back there in the confines of your lab.
All safe.
Nice.
I'm out here in the front lines.
Russell, I'm the one who's getting hit.
I'm going covered in slime and piss and shit.
Cover over your indecency.
Your growth.
That's our fucking belly.
Boom!
Boom!
You fit so many bananas in this pie, boy.
Boom, Boom.
Nice belly.
Nice body.
Great, Kelly.
Oh, I could break it with this.
Would not my hand.
Look, it's easy with my hand.
I may have just severed several arteries, but it's fine.
Jesus.
Wait.
That wasn't Jesus.
Oh, God.
Why didn't I expect that it's happened before?
I'm very careful not to squeeze these two hard.
What's this?
He said, Yeah.
What is it, Dad?
Like they actually build the weapon.
It's like they don't know, discovered something.
Maybe they uncovered.
They tracked it to an old apartment building in the Q Z.
But instead of going out to get it, they grab the whole building and built a wall around.
They must have been terrified of this thing, Trying to figure out whether we ought to be.
What is it?
Okay, I don't know.
So by asking me, listen.
Thank you.
Hold it.
Don't be careful, guys.
I got a pair of balls.
You want to get fucked by the balls there?
You better back off.
I'll throw my balls at you and then I throw these grenades at you afterwards.
A little ball joke.
You guys wouldn't understand comedy.
I've made a comedy world tour.
I know comedy.
I'm technically a stand up comedian.
I did the just for laughs festival.
What would you know about humor, huh?
Well, you're in the jacks up the guy channel, watching me play this.
So you know a lot about humor Actually, I'm suing for these.
Come in handy, Jack.
They're already in your handy.
You do know comedy.
What's going on down here Shouldn't be throwing balls.
I'm ready to throw balls.
Okay.
Balls.
Incoming!
That missed by a fucking Hey!
No, no.
What did it hit?
Besides May face again?
Yes.
I love my balls.
Wait, I'm one ball down, though.
I don't need balls.
I already I already have the balls for this.
Get it?
Got asked in the B.
Wow.
The progression from morning to night.
Time was so fucking awesome.
The lighting is so cool.
Who wants the dance, buddy?
You guys okay?
Go, go, go!
Oh, Mama, That's nice.
Fucking damn bugs!
Nice fucking on form, brother.
Eat it.
Eat it.
Hey, she's Christ!
Ah!
Okay.
You did a heck and sneak on me.
How did you do that?
I'm keenly aware of everything that's going on around me.
Oh, my poor little, tiny Irish heart.
And put this down here.
Hold on to it for me.
It's very precious.
My dad gave me that.
Aah!
Fighters, dinner your life.
Are any of you alive?
I'm fucking scared to find out.
All right.
Stay in there.
Okay.
Don't come knocking on my door when you're scared.
Sleeping.
Oh, God, You're all day, right?
Whoever's not dead, Razor hunt.
I'm not falling for that old trick.
I see.
Clever girl.
Hey, no!
Hey!
Down, down, boy.
Hey, down!
Teach you any tricks around here?
Where's my resident?
Give me.
I know you have it.
Okay.
Whatever, old man.
You wouldn't get us kids.
No.
My journey through the Amazon rainforest on Are we good?
I think I did.
Pretty epic.
No.
The next letter was f and then g h I was trying to teach you something broke.
Hello.
I'm here for my resin or this.
You're not life, are you?
He just chilling out in there.
I would be to this place.
Fucking sucks.
Uh, what Who?
00 Holy crap.
How did I not?
Oh, my God.
I got so fucking lucky.
Okay, We don't throw anything that way is gonna fucking blow up and kill us.
All right?
Oh, nice.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It was all for me.
Thank you.
What are you hiding, sir?
Do you mind if I lay hands upon your person, sir?
What's in your bag?
Don't, sir.
Sir Sergio.
That's inappropriate, sir.
I don't like you like that.
I like he was a friend.
And even then it's questionable.
All right?
I'm not disarming those bombs.
Don't get anything for it.
Accept anxiety.
Yeah, but no, little buddy, you're gonna die.
Thanks.
I don't think I need this.
Well, it was fun to watch.
You suffer nonetheless, wants to go.
I'll shoot you sideways sky like a gangster.
Is that how gangster shoot?
I've only seen it in movies.
I've never met an actual gangster.
Okay, okay.
Nailed all those first shots.
Fucking greatest video gamer.
Okay, let's wait for this to run out this time, so you can really just top it up.
I hear talkies.
Oh, fuck.
I'd fight.
Now What?
It's not a fall.
It's a prison.
Who built it to keep us out?
The tropic Keep something in E.
I don't know.
I'm not sure if this data part even those who trapped in there, Okay, so if it's not a weapon, are we still doing this way or whatever?
Then there doesn't like the combine very much way.
Got bad.
Common.
True.
So are we still doing it?
We've come this far I say we keep going, and if you find out it's something we really shouldn't mess with will call it off back.
You know what?
I was probably the smartest reaction any character has hide in a narrative before.
I think we'll keep going because we were this fire.
But if it's something serious and let's not Jesus sense of presence of a being, like right there is No, it's also I hope that it's something fucking awesome in there.
Keep using the same words.
But I really hope it's something cool like a either a giant creature out of its G man.
G man was in the trader, but we haven't seen them yet.
I'm sure he's gonna show up at the end.
He's my favorite character in half life.
Do your thing.
I'm gone.
I'm gone.
I'm gonna let alone understand.
Okay.
We're gonna reverse engineer this one.
How's that that goes there.
Oh, it's the light.
Okay.
Is that good?
She was over there.
There, Me go up there.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hi.
Hey, come here.
I know it was eaten border straight from the TOBA earlier, but my hands are not that slippy.
Oh, fuck!
Why is everything in this game wanna kill me?
Even the wall wants to kill me.
Well, then I do against a wall.
I didn't do nothing.
Okay, Cool.
Cool.
Awesome.
I'm so cool.
Where does that go?
It's going to be more.
I can smell it.
Oh, God.
Look at this mass of wires.
Who goes there?
Blow you up, Stinky?
Any resin?
The hook.
Come on, jump with me!
Oh, I didn't have one London me before.
I know.
Oh, fuck!
No, no!
Jesus.
Come on, Where?
You're not grabbing my stove anymore.
Zuck e!
I need I need Heelys.
Thank you.
I should just use this.
That's what I think.
Oh, my God, That's awesome!
You can actually feel it with your hand.
That's so cool.
It's so simple.
Okay, we're going to do our signature catchphrase again.
Even got the shirt on.
It's helping out Corona virus.
So if you want to buy one, that was a good time.
You're watching his way in the future that you, Mr Chance.
But just now that we helped fight Corona virus, it sucked.
Okay, Okay, okay.
Down you go big in.
Is he dead for good.
There's a lot of stuff I need to make sure that I have all of it.
Um, Any explode Eez kind of a waste, but it makes me feel really good.
Sure enough, Billy.
Thanks.
Idiot.
I just told you exactly what I needed to see you to kill you on.
You just did it like a dumb ass.
Um, you this on this?
Okay, a little juggling going on, but we're coming out better in the end lines.
Give me all your stuff.
Your captain Crunch.
Oops.
All Berries.
You don't know anything.
Hello.
He terms bookie terms aren't even irish.
Only the mascot is on the branding.
You can't even buy them in.
Ireland was like, Is that your favorite cereal?
I'm like, I can't even have them.
I don't want to get the Whoa, We have a beer, huh?
That's actually affects.
It's not even a peroni booking idiot.
Wait.
Where am I going?
What you doing?
Too busy and too busy fucking around.
Ah, cool.
There's a scout, but you have to Oh, it's in my mouth.
Gross.
Okay.
Where can we twist you with?
Um, Okay.
All right.
You stopped by.
I don't care And then you're gonna make me come down here and then get surprised and shocked and scared.
Well, joke's on you.
I did it on my own.
Okay, Nice.
That's not the thing.
Fuck!
Come back in the hole.
Go back in the hole, You dirty bastard.
Coming out here scared me back in your fucking third hole.
Your sewer child.
Tiny fucking 30!
Sore baby.
Did He did it.
I got it.
I don't care anymore.
Get it?
30 Did not get you didn't even hear it explodes.
You guys are so dumb.
You did.
You jizz everywhere.
Do this.
Gross.
You can't just do that.
I very almost died often full of drugs.
Now, ho act rude.
I came with the shakes.
Nice.
Well, maybe he's just broken anyway.
First push, push, push the button on the blow This place sky high or not, You know it was You know I'm near the end of the game I wonder Oh, juice me up Ooh, ooh, yeah Oh, I feel like I could point a camel and its hope and get away with it All these fucking cables.
He's going straight to the vault at prison.
It's not a vault.
It's a prison Fuck we're gonna do now with this Completely changes everything.
God I want.
So far, it's right there.
Gwynn, wait.
You guys can't see that?
Books?
Give me the answers.
Doing the advisers?
Hell, yeah.
Bra.
Hell, yeah.
Bra.
Yeah.
Fuck, yeah, dude, Uh, look, the's just Why the lads?
I don't want the fucking chair.
Here you go, dude.
You got it?
Hola.
No drink, is it?
Walking backwards.
Toe off.
He died doing what he loved.
At least I hope.
Whoa.
Who?
Oh, my God.
Yes, I'm trying to look out someone wielding and Alec?
Yeah.
Good luck.
I didn't even know you saw me yet.
You're a dick.
So no one likes you, Steven.
Okay, I feel like I'm wasting more ammo like that, but then I look at my thing.
It's like, 0 110 bullets.
Cool, Jesus.
Everything a shot like that just out of nowhere.
It scares the crap out of me.
Who would have thought getting shot from scary.
There's only one side of Campbell's going into a dining alone.
Russell boards just down the last substation or not.
Oh, excuse me.
I heard it.
So towards those beads right?
Nothing.
I'm on my way.
She's in whoever not whatever.
Dude, that's so fucking cool.
Seeing something like that massive come down to you on all of this stuff going on like, this is what we are.
Should be This is incredible.
So much sense of scale.
So much massive shit happening.
It was really easy.
Wait.
Why was Why was that so easy?
I don't like this.
Oh, I don't like this.
Oh, fuck.
Nice.
Nice going.
I don't trust you.
Of course not.
Gonna fucking kill you, Shawn.
Fuck yeah.
Who wants to go?
You want?
You want some?
Strike the car.
Didn't Karen go?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
You guys, too?
Fuck, yeah.
Don't fuck you up, dude.
I'm not re hitting in the face.
Just pretend you do touch.
Oh, God.
Oh, yes.
Oh, awesome.
God!
Oh, my God.
That's so fun.
Nice.
Come on.
You must be surely must be dead by now.
I'd focus sometimes on the way.
Nice.
He was limping.
It was limp biscuit.
Great.
Ah, cool.
All of this, like simple little shit.
I'm like, Damn, that's amazing.
You couldn't do that.
So who I was intense Jesus.
It was one of the more intense fights we've had.
All right, Any secrets around any cousin?
Wow.
Yeah, we're definitely getting close to the end.
Now, things are really starting to ramp up.
There's something about, like, half life designed, Just the sort of sort of machinery and housing that's put together that's just so nostalgic at this point.
Puts me in my happy place.
You're not getting shot to shit and almost killed all the time, but I'm having a fucking awesome time.
Um, I a fuckin safest maybe.
I don't know.
Masochist.
Sadist.
Which one is rich?
Bye, Kevin.
Careful.
I'm too busy trying to figure over my fucking resin.
Went.
I heard a sound, though.
Like I put it in my backpack.
Maybe I did.
Hello?
Why?
Who's that?
Come here.
Is this gonna be like Alex's mom or something?
Yes.
God.
Hi.
We need to move the box where this thing is Very black.
Makes up all over.
Uh, well, now I'm telling you, it is Look, that's still here.
When she gets there, he's gone.
When the history of today, this guy got them survive Black mesa, he raised holy hell and then just disappear.
We finally caught him.
You're still letting go again, Gordon?
The box survived Black Mesa, then disappeared.
They lie.
They do have a super weapon.
God dammit!
Rusty got Gordon Freeman.
Holy fuck!
That's good, Right?
This is very, very good A miracle.
All right, so let's go save Gordon Freeman, Dude.
Incoming!
Hey, give me a second motion.
That's what we're going to fucking breakout is Gordon Freeman.
He's actually in the game.
Hi.
You can hear me a fucking idiot.
It was a way.
Our drone.
Not andro.
Not our growth on duty.
Shooting people on a dime.
No one invited me over for biscuits and tea anymore.
It's all just Do they do that?
Don't do that.
D'oh!
Oh, scared me.
That's the worst thing anybody's ever doing.
So the plan is to get to the control room and get Gordon.
I'll be honest.
People talk about him a lot, but I just assumed he was dead.
Hey, Dad, Are you there?
Yeah.
What's that about?
If Gordon survive Black Mesa, where's he been?
I don't know, but I bet it's a hell of a story because okay, again, I've never played half life one, so I don't know exactly what happened.
I know he went in and he calls everything going on in that and he fucks it up classic Gordon.
But after that, he just showed up in half Life two again at the star in the train.
So I mean, I knew this is gonna bring some of the gap between, but they didn't know it was actually gonna have him in it.
We're gonna get to see Gordon Freeman in this day and age in 2020 with these graphics.
Envy our up close.
Dude, I'm so excited, so excited I might vomit.
Good.
So strong.
Gordon's gonna be so happy with how I'm removed all these boards.
Oh, look at this fucking cash cow in here.
I could have missed this, but my resident sniffers were going off.
Who can I have the glasses?
I wanna be just like Gordon.
No.
Whose stuff is this?
Okay, I'm I'm a water your plants, though, no matter what's going on in the world, the plants don't deserve this.
There you go.
I'll give them a little extra juice as well.
But with there you go.
Ah, nice looking healthier already.
Sorry.
Let's keep kicking.
It What is this?
Oh, come on.
It wasn't even that close.
Dude, I have a great angle on everybody here.
Give it brought.
Oh, come on.
In London up there.
I can't go there.
Fuck!
Reason I wasted ammo on you because I thought I was gonna get some back.
You saw.
Oh, Online's you're doing in here.
Looks like that mochi leg.
Don't.
No, don't say that.
That sounds gross.
Is that what that orange shit waas milking the leg, ese?
Yeah.
Hey, baby, you want to come over and milk the leg, ese?
Whoa!
Oh!
What?
That's fucking knew?
Jesus.
Where is he?
Knows before.
Whoa!
Nice one shot.
You got one killed.
Nice.
Oh, Shavers.
Who's there?
Brian, You Aunt Lines.
They have been in the game before.
Oh, I want that.
All right?
Yes.
Huh?
Cool.
Oh, no.
They're cold.
Purple and lions.
Well, the other things we call lightning dogs.
What a feeling Something's gonna show up.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Fuck.
We have to get into the toilet.
All right, We go a little privacy, Please.
You can really get vicious.
Well, he saved humanity once.
Wanted to bet he could do it again.
And this time you won't have to do it alone.
That's fun.
They become such good friends and half life too.
Oh, I'm constantly blown away by how good this looks.
I honestly can't express to you at home what it feels like to actually be here walking around in this world.
But I'm gonna keep gushing about it over and over and over and over and over again, so get used to it.
40.
No, Juice me up, Daddy.
That's nice.
Shots off on you.
Fucking dumb ass is amount of fronts.
Fuck you off.
Thanks for your service, though, pet.
But I know you're just doing your job.
Me, that ammo for now.
Who were these fucking things?
Fuck!
You know what?
I wanna have some for me.
Ah, that's cool.
Wait.
Is this the way I'm supposed to go?
I don't want to go there yet.
Papers, Paper Creeper.
Fuckinhead Here.
You guys have him okay.
Or not Rest.
What do you think they're doing to Gordon Freeman in there?
Are they?
You know something is draining.
I think they've got a man in the whole world.
Will.
Either way, let's not find out.
Get there before it happens.
They're soaking his brain out all.
Gordon, I want to check out this place.
Oh, it was only this.
Oh, right.
What?
What?
What?
I hate these ones.
You suck.
Got some ammo ready to move out.
Ah, and full health.
I don't really need that.
Huh?
Oh, God.
Pushing forward or sideways?
Who knows?
Who knows?
I mean about my body is going to do that day.
You.
It's so gross to see them up close like that.
Dankers.
Big, ugly, stinky cheese.
You're gonna resin.
Who is good too?
Um, yeah, I'll I'll change you for that.
Well, unless an enemy comes up a little east carry you in my hand.
Are you supposed to be like that?
Are you broken?
Oh, wait.
I'm gonna end up down there and I'm gonna open up a thing.
You're gonna fall down.
Got, uh, don't waste my time on you right now.
Inky blinky.
Right?
Any secrets I want to be rewarded for?
My troversy is gonna kill me.
No, no, Absolutely not.
Oh, God.
Why were you considering it?
Oh, God.
Um, Let's see if I can do this.
I didn't work.
I thought it would bounce.
Hey, that didn't work on this.
Open.
Nice.
It was a genius, guys, where there is a go.
What you all know focusing on my resume.
I need that.
Here's one of these.
I don't need this.
I need resin residence.
The life of an economy of this game Thursday.
Where did it go?
Because I got fucking blasted into the hell dimension.
Lee's handed abusing my grenades property.
They came in very helpful.
Oh, 00 oh.
Uh, you broke then you there.
Yeah.
I just hate to see you suffer like that.
Now, I didn't need to do that.
I did it out of the goodness of my own heart.
Oh, upgrades.
What's the deal with Crowbar?
Oh, you mean Gordon Freeman?
He bought his way out of blackmail her with nothing Way.
Well, it's true that that's what they say.
Let's forget it.
Yeah, not mine.
I'm out together.
Russ.
Russ, you are a hoot.
Uh, okay.
Anymore.
Last second reason.
Lying around.
I don't think I can actually do anything.
I like these puzzles.
Ah, that's you guys.
You're this God.
There's so many of them.
You could be, uh, you could be.
Where's your triggering this one, you should be triggering that one.
Come on.
Boom, ba