字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 When will I die? A great way to start off a video and a great question. I don't know when, but the Internet is going to tell me right now with the When will I die? Quiz. I did the mental age test quiz the other day. Turns out I'm more boomer than I thought it was. So now we're gonna find out. I'm gonna do a couple of these. I'm going to do one for each episode. If you think I would drag it out so long, we're going to do When will I die first? There's always something we can improve on in our lives. We understand some questions might not be easy to answer, but if you want to know the truth, it is necessary toe answer. Truthfully, it is a fact that the average female life expectancy is 79 years old and the average male is 71 years old. Get wrecked males. Females got this in the bag. I also thought it would be higher. Aren't people living to like 100 years old now? More than they ever have. Where did you see in 20 years? And people are living until they're like 120. Take this quiz to find out when you will die. We will calculate your life expectancy once all the questions are answered. Okay. Answer Truthfully. I am a Molly. When is your birth date? Uh, where am I? I am way down here. I hate having to click this. It always messes in my head. The 2nd 7th I have entered it above. It's my secret. My birthday's a secret You're never allowed to know. Don't check Google. Sometimes I sometimes I don't like that. There's so much of me out on the Internet for people to know me Say it's so weird to have so many of you watching my videos and so many of you know so much about me By now on, I know nothing about you and that is so bizarre. And that's how it must feel for like, a lot of people in the spotlight Imagine having all of your life, and I don't even have it that bad. Imagine having all of your life scrutinized constantly over What are we talking about? Which of the following best describes that the place you currently live in megalopolis that you can't just make up words. Small city brightens big, but it's not that big. But I think city I think like gigantic city like London Brighton. Smallish. How would you describe the shape of your figure? Jacked, Super stacked? Don't be sick. I don't know. Uh, slip i'ma slim hipped little for her. I just missed 4 20 Dammit. You suffer from any kind of chronic disease? Uh, chronic bronchitis, Chronic rhinitis. I used to have asthma when I was a kid. I had an asthma attack when I was seven. So anyone I've ever had and I was on inhalers every morning and night ever take two puffs of a blue one and a brown one. I don't know what they did. One opened up my valves and the other one kept them open And to do that morning and night on. Then I did that for about 15 years and then my going back to the doctor, and they were like, You didn't have to do it that much. And then they were like, You'd also don't really have asthma anymore for run for a very long time. I'll get a little cheesy, but should I put that down? Maybe possibly hereditary? Sure. What type of food do you normally eat? Spicy in greasy, sweet, sour, salty My fur. I mean, all of them. We all eat all the foods. Uh, what did I have today? I had a hot dog today. So what does that fall under? Spicy and greasy? Let's go for. I want to figure out what I'm gonna die, not figure out the secret to life we're trying. We're figuring out the secret to the end of it. Which of the following best describes your occupation? My work is mostly physical. My work is mostly mental. I'm a student. I'm a researcher. I mean, my my job is mostly mental. I mean, maybe I am more physical and what I do all over the place, but mostly mental. How do you usually get schoolwork? I work at home often. Do you play sports? Rarely. What was the last time you played a sport? I don't know. Do you participate in extreme sports? Uh, does gaming count as an extreme sport? Because I'm an epic gamer. I game all the time. I'm not playing a game right now, but I am a gamer. So no. How often do you smoke? I e don't smoke off to drink alcohol few times a week. I mean, like a glass. Why, No, You know what? Fuck you. I don't need to explain myself to you. Like a glass of wine when I play video games. My girlfriend and it's fucking delightful. It's a great time. Do we drink to excess? No. What I'm explaining anyway, you spend a day sitting. 06 or more hours. My job has a lot of sitting down. How do you act in problematic situations? Put my hands over my ears, perked up into a ball and run away. Remain. Cam. I display a high amount of aggression. I tend to panic. Well, it depends on the problematic situation. What is the problematic situation? Yeah, Panic. Why not? I panic. I freak out and run away. What's your outlook on life? Optimistic often. Do you visit your doctor? Uh, I have not been to my doctor in a long time. I seldom I I really hit him up. Just get drinks or something. I was merely a mammoth alcoholic alone, Do you see? But night? Um, it depends 7 to 9. You. Sometimes it's a lot less than that, though. It depends on what's going on. I I wake up at the slightest little noise. How long do you usually use your mobile phone? Every day. I could recheck the screen time. Actually, it depends as well today. I've used my phone for two hours, 17 minutes. But again, a lot of my job is related to this. 22 to 4 hours. Why not? Because I I have to, like, get videos ready, and then I have to check to make sure everything's going well. Checking Commons and keeping up with you guys and Twitter and all I can yourself honey heritable diseases in your family like inheritable transmissible from parent Oscar. Yeah, I've never seen the word heritable on its own. And you would admit it, but I just threw me for a loop. I don't think so. Not that I'm aware off you left and a right and I am right handed. Is that do right? Under people dying quicker, left handed people dying quick. I'm not here to try and cheat the system. I'm not going to look at the Reaper in the face and go, huh? I'm Lefty. Uh, trick. John and then he goes away. And I'm actually like eating my soup with my right hand. No, we're gonna answer truthfully. Oh, no. What am I? What am I gonna die? I can't see it. I want to die in the air. 2050 on the 31st of the 1st 0 31st of the 1st 5 30 years, 74 days, one hours, 31 minutes and 16 seconds. 15 14 times counting down. We don't get more of it. It just disappears. You're telling me I'm going to die when I'm 59? Is that what you're trying to tell me? That's horrible. That's not a long life at all. It does make you question, though. Of course, this is all bullshit. I'm going to live until I'm 160. But if you could find out when you would die, if you could actually get 100% certifiable clock off your demise down to the exact second of when you're actually going to die, would you want to know? And if you would want to know, that is terrifying. Let's say this is true. I mean, I could die in the morning for all we know not what they told you, huh? But if I was the dying 30 years, it really makes you start questioning things like if if this popped up, but it was like you will die in two years. 15 days. Suddenly it's like, Oh, shit, I need to get some stuff in order. I need to start doing all the shit I wanted to. I think it's curious. Knowing when you're going to die is a terrifying idea, because that's looming over your head all the time. And I think that would make me very fearful. Knowing when I'm gonna die, I think I would definitely try and make the most off every day I have left, as I assume most people would. But knowing when that's actually gonna happen, I think that last week would be the most stressful week of your entire life. There's something nice of not knowing when you're gonna die, something kind of soothing about that. But also, if you knew when you were exactly gonna die, I'm very curious how people would live the life they give. Everybody knew when they were going to die for themselves, not other people. Aw, that's a great concept for a dystopian future movie kind of thing walking around. And everyone has a clock above their head like a digital thing showing when they're going to die or somebody has that power. Is there something like that? Like a movie or a book or a show or something? I would I really want to watch that. Let me know, um, or a game that would be awesome, because I'm I'm always fascinated by how people think and why they do what they do. So it will be interesting to see if people would treat each other differently. If the whole world knew what each other was gonna die, would you treat each other differently with some people become bigger shit heads because now they have They know how much time they have left. So they're trying to cram it all in or, you know, it's interesting. Anyway, that's what I'm going to die. Thanks. No, onto the real juicy shit. Okay, we're doing the sadomasochism tendency. Test Sadomasochism means receiving sexual gratification from the infliction of physical pain or humiliation either on another person or on oneself. Sadomasochism, baby, Let's hurt each other to get off the movie 50 shades of grey propelled. I would say the book, you know, get your sources right. Prepare the state America's masochism to a new level of public awareness and acceptance. Do you have any tendency for sadism or massacres? Just has a 15 questions and they will reveal how submissive or dominant you really here. Oh, you're about to learn some shit about me. Or is it all going to be fake? Who knows? Let's see how sadomasochistic we air Which movie scene below interests you the most. Oh, gods, every one of these. The league defeats the enemy by using intelligence. The lead is defeated by overwhelming force. The lead gets rich by inheriting a largest. Not this one. It depends on the movie. If you're watching like an animal or something, outsmarting them isn't fun. Well, a little bit of intelligence here and there, but you want to see them like yell and get super powerful and an overwhelming force able to project their nipples into someone's head and kill them. That one that's a student. How are slash were your grades? Don't worry. No, almost. Your answer just answered honestly. Oh, no, no, that's cool. I'm really glad that no one's going to see my answer. Um, I was a B's and C's kind of student. Think some stuff I was bad at, like a wild depends in college because I was doing hotel management was much better at those types of things, of course, but being in secondary school math and all that shit was just like I have no idea. So I I did ordinary level maths, which is like the lower level you in Ireland, you have higher or lower, whatever that is. Honors and I don't know wherever you were from. It's probably something labeled differently. But I did ordinary level maths, and even then I think I got, like, Lobi or high C. I can't remember. Take a look in your fridge. What kind of food class drinks do you see the most O? I have a lot of meat and cheese in my fridge at the moment, we bought a lot of meats and cheeses to put on crackers. There's no beer in my fridge because I have a cool little lake like wine fridge. That was with the house when I bought it. It was really cool. Is it weird that that was one of the selling points of house like, Ooh, that's awesome. That makes me that makes you feel cool. It's so stupid. It's basically just a tiny little fridge. I could've just bought a mini fridge and put it in my room, but no one that's built into the cabinets is really cool. It makes me feel like it would be like a big person deli meat and cheese. What do you think? And when you take a roller coaster ride and rushed straight down from the top, get me off this thing right now. I used to think that was years ago, so I feel awesome. I'm more inclined to do this one now because I'm terrified of heights. So when I was younger, I used to always fear that kind of stuff in the old right guard.