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How was your weekend?
And he just curious.
Oh, it was great.
I hung out with my kids.
Oh, and I met someone really nice on fate.
Okay.
I don't know what that is.
What's fate, you know, fate, That new dating app.
I've never heard of it.
No.
Well, I just did a commercial for him.
Billy, can you roll my ad for fate?
Let's go Look at those two first date.
No.
First faint I, Andy Richter here for fate, the fastest growing dating app in the country.
Fate stands for buck and then eat Engage in sexual activity before going out for lunch so they can enjoy the meal without worrying about what comes later.
Just swipe left or right on the kind of food you like and faithful matching with a sex partner that likes that food to when I'm on a faith, I don't have to wonder for gonna fuck, because we already did.
With sex out of the way, I can enjoy my chili dogs on a fate I could drink as much as I want because it's not gonna affect my direction later because he already performed oral sex on me.
My down below Won't smell of garlic bread?
What are you waiting for?
Join the millions who switched from dating to fading.
Fuckin then eat owner.