Welcome back to my channel that today we're gonna be doing something a little bit different.

Now, I know I usually show you guys my least favorite things and expose you to person I met who were fatter in person.

What's it gonna be doing?

Something a little bit.

We're gonna be doing a story time.

Okay, So I was walking into Target, and I have, like, a puffy jacket, and then I went to the escalator and I touched the railing, and it gave me, like, this little spark, you know, because I think of the puffy jacket like it was like static electricity or something.

Either way, fucking electric intended target.

But, like, I'm fine now, Thank God.

Yes, she's back, bitch.

You know what?

I wear this big.

It means that I don't know.

The cameras are No.

It means I'm trying.

And today I have so weird ones.

Also, I just pulled me when I'm stressed.

Me what?

I've been doing five shows a week for 10 years.

I know fully, really.

Hair was like that.

Okay, I have I got some weird shit today, but first, we're going to start with like my classy stuff.

And that's gonna be my light of wig in my light, a feather boa.

So, like when you want to be extra lit and also the most annoying person in the room Just wear things that light up.

This ad for this item said, have a party on your head.

If you were to wear this.

I hope the party on your head is fun because you're never going to get invited to a real party ever.

Who should we invite to our party?

Um hey, Tom, obviously, because he's really fun.

Um, Carrie, because she always has the jams.

Like she always brings Spotify playlist.

And Cindy, she works at Chipotle.

She'll bring us a burrito bowls.

What about Maddie's news that you know, the girl like, where's that light up wig like?

She leaves her fucking house with this wig That fucking lights up like a fucking annoying, stupid, ugly bitch.

Let's not invite her back.

Then I just replaced the word matty for Shane.

That's my middle school experience anyways.

Okay, so let's turn this baby on.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Hold on.

Matty's here.

Queen on this party, OK?

That was everything.

Like I was gonna do the whole zoom in.

I'll go home thing, But like this prop, I mean bitch killing it.

I know this is for sure.

Fucking lit.

I'm living for this.

I love, like, put on my lip wig and get all shook.

Is there a new word yet on somebody teacher to me, there has to be a new word, right?

Like, what are the kids say?

Besides, I remember when I used to watch chained us.

Uh, those were the days.

I notice you're sending me comments.

Let me know what you mean, Where it is so I can start incorporating into my video.

I love this I and living for her like nobody else's like everybody wants her to be dead.

But even if she didn't die, she would light up that casket.

She would keep that cemetery, let drop.

She would not rest in peace, but she would be shot underground.

I love this, but also part two.

You can't have a light up twig.

I don't have a lot of excessive thistles.

What?

I would roll up to the party wearing and then they would say, 00 my God, You thought the party was tonight.

No, no, no, no.

It's, um next month.

Some time next year?

I don't know, but the lights are on and there's 10,000 cars outside.

And I can hear music.

No, but there's literally, like shadows.

People dancing.

No, that's an app.

It's like this cool app.

I got like, the light bulbs.

It was on sharking.

But you're holding a red Cup, Adam.

Like doing dishes.

So I just use these.

Every day's a party, but there's balloons.

How?

The door of the science.

That's his party.

This way.

Go, Manny.

A poor girl.

All right.

I don't know how to turn this on.

There's zippers and, like, battery packs.

It's a very good Oh, my God, There's a remote control.

Your outfit comes with a remote.

You are too much like, Are you okay?

All right, let's try this.

It's hot.

Oh, my God.

It's wireless.

This is too much for a boat.

Okay, let's see.

This literally has more wires than a fucking bomb like this.

What?

Who would go through all the trouble to fucking detonate this follow up?

Well, the person who would buy the person who would actually wear this to a party.

Oh, she's annoying.

Okay, We don't need them to have a party.

We have a party.

I love this.

Oh, my God.

You know who would kill it in this party?

Wait, wait.

Yeah.

Oh, Kirsten, I didn't expect to see you here.

You did?

Well, we're not having a party.

Oh, no, because the car don't know you're not bad.

Okay?

I love this next item.

Food.

This is really popular.

Right now, all the gurus are doing it and get used to living Thing is a makeup sponge that's made out of, like, a fake titty or something.

I don't know.

I heard the word for it, but it's the same material as, like, a fake food.

So, like, put it on.

So here it is.

This is, like popular, but he's doing it.

I mean, it really does feel like a blue.

Oh, my God.

This is like the little boobies that came in my mom's bra.

And then I would like, take them out, Lincoln, Just me.

Okay, so I guess you put on the foundation.

By the way, the title of this foundation is normal.

Dry.

I mean, relatable.

So you just, like, put the foundation on top of the boob me when I'm covering up all my wounds, and then you just smear it on your bag like this.

Um, that's like a law, right?

Like this.

It will be that much like this is how much you would use if you didn't have a face.

And you're like, All right, let's make some face.

Let's create some skin, cover those bones and perfect.

This feels very weird.

It feels like it feels like a stripper wiping their boobs on my cheeks, which I have done before.

Oh, yeah, I've been to a strip club and the stripper told me her real name and her entire backstory and sat naked on my lap and told me about her kids who need braces.

And I said, Why are you telling me all this?

And she said, Well, it's not like you're into this anyways, right?

I just want to say, stripper whose Children have crooked teeth, bisexuality, Israel, stopping by curator.

Anyways, this is great.

I love this fake boob.

Honestly, Im I don't care about the makeup aspect.

I just want to eat it here.

You're finished like one too.

Like my grandmother.

She had breast cancer, and she had one of her boobs removed.

Rest in peace.

Not to hurt, you know, to both.

Kidding, lover.

Sorry, but I used to bite on her face.

She let me.

She said it was fine.

She didn't say.

Like that's the most action my boobs that we're gonna get.

And I said, Grandma, stop it.

Get me the real one.

Kidding.

But I would buy her fake move in a case like that.

I love this.

I'm excited.

I feel like we can move on.

And I'm just gonna leave this here.

Oh, wow.

This is like a face tune gone wrong.

I, like did a patch, and I just got out of here.

I was a good cover that up not look normal, and then this.

Okay, this next thing I'm really excited about.

Well, first let me show.

You inspired this.

So I bought this, like, nail kit, and it makes like jewel nails.

Like something Julie Grissom for shit.

But instead of doing my own meals, I got a fucking human.

They have this on Amazon.

In the scariest part, you could get it overnighted like what kind of crazy ass motherfuckers like I need that fake hand and I need it now.

Oh, yeah, me.

So let's take up this man.

Oh, my God.

It's just me in my hands tonight because I don't get invited to parties.

It's just being my also ill.

Why fingers like that?

Who was fingers of that?

Oh, that looks like the alien from American Dad.

Oh, my God.

Also, I look like a daily for American.

Dad, I'm gonna keep this around, like, every once in a while when I make, like, a really good job uranium.

There's nobody else to do it.

Oh, wow, looking There's a hook.

This looks like a Snapchat filter that like they test it out.

And then all the people in the office building were like, I don't know, This is just getting weird.

Why is their hands flying around and the Snapchat ladies like, really it's too creepy.

And you're the fucking A team who came up with that mouth for I was a good idea.

Stop dragging me.

I feel like the Snapchat office has a lot of drama.

Anyways, let's paint this bitches nails.

So I know about this, which is like a nail drying machine, and it looks like a little monkey, and he blows your nails.

Try is not everything.

I don't know how it works.

Wait, how does that matters?

Well, uh, okay.

I'll find son somewhere.

Anyways, let's paint these Neil's first.

Now, this is the male kid.

Oh, this is hollow is not like what all the kids were saying.

Like, Ooh, Hollow.

My God, is that a new term?

Hello?

No, it's not.

Okay.

So I guess you heard.

I'm so confused.

Where's the paint?

In my Joey.

Wait, I don't get it.

Okay.

I do have this nail polish.

Hold on.

This is from Claire's hadn't here?

Let me watch it.

This is one of my products.

I shouldn't have thought because I'm a holds 30 and this is in the color of what am I doing with my life and it matches my light a week.

Okay, so I guess we will just paint her nails fast, because this is no.

I thought I was gonna be hollow sexual, and then I guess I was experimenting.

But it's just not for me.

Okay, let me get a better angle.

Okay.

So let's just say he's pretty nails.

Why isn't showing?

Is that showing up mean?

It's partly, But it's not like I wanted to be Simply, I wanted to do 100 layers of nail polish, but instead of just 100 layers of cheese and I don't even film that that's just my life.

Okay, you know what?

This isn't working.

I have an idea.

Let's burn her now.

We all little bit nail polish, explainable, so this should be fun.

Now, I don't have my blowtorch because I ran out of fuel.

That's scary.

So we're just gonna go old school and use a match?

I'm a good room working.