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Holy fuck!
Just way.
Talked about sex.
We talked about celebrities.
We talked about dating.
We talked about poo bags metal.
If you want.
Listen to go check it out right now.
It's not about accomplishing.
Hey, guys, today we're gonna be doing another video.
Open up, Stupid shit.
I bought some of this stuff.
I actually cannot show you because this video get taken down, but I'll give you a hint.
I bought a mouth.
It has teeth, a tongue, and it moves now, I guess technically it contains a puppet, but my hand is going inside of it.
My dick is this ain't a puppet show.
There's no big bird.
There's the grouch.
There's their growth grabs who should be living Well, let's get started.
I don't really know where to start.
Actually aside.
D'oh!
I'm gonna start with my other persona.
Now, listen, I have introduced you to cure stand if you don't remember where she is and even get Kirsten a glow up for 2070.
But Pearson got into an accident.
She lost her face and have you to transplant.
And here she is.
Oh, my God!
This is horrifying.
Yes, this is my new look I love it.
I feel like myself again And then I looked about Oh, I love that girl Were this looks fucked Washing my face Putting on a bit If I could just put on my face And that's a dream Yes, this is my new face I love her honestly, When you're so shook your face falls off So you need to do one I had love It's Oh, you know what?
I wonder this Snapchat will recognize it.
Well, do you think you look good thing too?
Why is this me in 10 years?
You're going general.
Wait a minute.
Maybe that bitch work.
I'm asked who the rocketeers.
Okay, let's see if we could make her a few.
Just on.
We're ready to fucking crazy.
Like a math teacher who died.
She was eating a tuna sandwich on her lunch break.
She choked, died and nobody found her till 10 years later.
Uh, it's like sometimes I get so hungry.
I'm only there's somebody inside.
Be reaching out for you.
Oh, my God!
Imagine like Hey, can I get a kiss?
I love her.
I can't believe I said this looks like Kylie When It's clearly Kate with, like, this actually might be Caitlin.
Like somebody snaps your weave and ripped off her face lift next.
Okay, I'm excited about this.
I don't really understand it, but I guess did you press the button?
It turned into a disco ball and it flies.
I feel like in the future, humans could do that.
My bitch.
What if every time you heard Hillary, why not?
You just started.
That's what we need to work out.
Some making iPhone.
78 and nine, which make me fly listening to so yesterday.
I find it tomorrow.
Oh, my God.
I'm just a bow that's already flown away.
She sank right?
Here we go.
It's press this button.
Way to touch it is dead.
So typical.
Every time a party dies, I was tried again.
That music is a whole pie girl.
The party on the floor.
What is this?
A party for dogs, actually.
Wait.
Good idea.
Who know you ready to party?
Party is coming, you know.
Look, no.
Do you see what happens when daddy tries to throw your party?
Do you see what happens?
Daddy gets hurt.
Also, This represents every party I've ever been to.
And that's the owner of the house going when you're gonna go get the fuck out my house.
Come on.
Why does this things suck so much, you know?
Look, let's try it again.
Ready?
I told you to get the fuck out my house, You know, Did you make that happen with your mind?
Are you gonna kill Daddy?
Okay, I'm not crazy, right?
He's staring into my soul.
Okay, This next item is Raysy to me.
And I feel like I might have shovels in a video before, and I've never used it.
Now, listen, you know how much I hate a lot like I fucking hate her like a gray for summer to come along faster so I can see the smell.
But this toy is too far.
This is a mayday.
I'm slushies out of Olaf.
You got to do a bitch you live on, Switch it down and it comes out his guts.
Who the fuck This is how?
Serial commission And look out happy.
This motherfucker is to kill this No, man.
He's like, damn rule in this motherfucker.
You ready to play?
Okay, so here is our sad, sad, dying Olaf so first we just take his head out.
Oh, holy fuck.
I was expecting this to be filled with pure evil, but it's empty.
That's weird.
Okay, so now it's Oh, my God, that's horrifying.
Also over it, literally sleeping by the door.
He's like, Can I go?
All right, so let's get some ice.
Oh, my God.
This is like a guru day in my life.
Everyone.
So first start off every day with breakfast.
I love a big handful of ice.
It's my favorite meal, and it's really cold.
Just like my soul.
Okay, let's put these in here.
Oh, my God.
Okay, so now I guess we just put his head down, and then nothing's happening.
Um hi, Disney.
This torture device isn't working.
You just have to press his brains in really hard.
It's craving something.
OK, I really need a pressing a Hold on.
You see that thing?
This is a lot of damn work for that.
You know what?
Fuck this icemaker, but I am not gonna let this be a waste of money.
You know, Sarah bitch Summers here.
Oh, God.
Yes, bitch.
Mouth nose still intact.
Fucking nose job killing it.
Let it.
Go.
Let it burn, bitch.
It's your fucking turn.
Frozen to summertime summertime sadness.
He's like, Oh, fuck.
Oh, I gotta get out of here.
I need to find me an Arctic.
Why do I have so many animals around my house?
And why don't I talk to all of them first before the next item?
Can we just talk about this?
Every time I filmed these videos, I just get so sweaty.
Stop judging me, Steffy zebra.
You guys don't believe me, But you keep saying, although home, maybe you should just go jump off a cliff.
Fuck you, family neighbor.
Why are you better than okay?
Now?
These are something that I always see People selling on the streets.
Okay?
They're called rocket copters.
Okay, so here it is.
It's a button.
Okay, it lights up.
Kind of with what fold here.
Okay, so it makes you full of a bunch of shit.
Is it?
Already?
How come with a slingshot?
This is very confusing.
So I just took it to this, like this.
Let's do it outside.
Okay, so I have the slinger, and I guess I'll just swing it right into the sky.
My neighbors think it's a cry for help.
Here.
We got one, 23 Oh!
Oh, and that's my neighbor's yard.
I should stop, but I'm gonna do it again.
I wanna make sure you guys can actually see this girl for you on the brown from God, This angle a so called in front of me.
It's upon a frente doesn't have a chin over.
He will soon.
Bitch.
Get ready for 30.
All right.
123 Uh, we're the fucking go.
Okay, you guys need to see the drop.
Hold on.
All right.
123 Where to go?
Where to go.
Who?
Fuck I keep missing the drop me when I'm the world's worst deejay.
All this is doing is pissing off all of my neighbors.
Well, you probably can't see it, but just me, It's real cool.
Also, I'm never gonna go pick those up, okay?
This next thing is fucking terrifying.
And I don't know who would want this or why, but this is a fucking clown stalker mask.
Also, you can hang it outside your window and just ruined everybody's life.
And I want into my office.
And I saw that motherfucker hanging out that window.
I mean, like, bitch, Hold on.
Let me put it like Caitlyn Jenner masking with that party.
Oh, my God.
Newman were iconic.
Duo you and your fairness.
You.
I feel like I should try to hang this on my window.
Should we prank somebody?
There's nobody here.
Okay, I hung it on this door.
Let's see if it really is just going to my door.
Open up the blinds.
This would never happen.
That's fucking awful.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Me at Taco Bell at 9 30 waiting for them to open me when I'm watching daily blocks me when I'm watching other people live their lives.
Me When I say I'm not here for the drama way Oh, I relate to her.
Okay, this is really exciting.
But once again, I can't fucking use it as my leg is fucked up.
But this is called an air pogo jumper.
Bitch.
Funny, he's having Look how miserable he is.
Basically, step on this ball and jump on.
You fucking break your legs, Children.
That's what happens when you try to do something active.
That's why I don't leave.
Okay, so obviously, I'm not gonna do this, but it probably gets home in a second.
So when he gets home, I'm gonna force him to jump on my balls.
All right, You ready to bounce?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Okay, it is safe for Children.
Oh, why does it?
You know, like what you do.
All right.
See how you can go.
Oh, my God.
Look here.
Don't die.
See, now, you know, hates you.
She's a beauty.
She's great.
This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
What?
What is it?
What?
What do you see?
That it looked in the window.
Oh, my fucking go.
Hee hee.
I would have never slept here.
Sorry.
Okay, so this next thing I got, Okay.
You gotta know how much I like my body.
Well, don't worry.
I bought a new one.
So this is a muscle man.
Chest plate.
Very realistic.
Yeah, that's that's insane.
Also, my mom's nipples look just like that.
Don't ask how I have a really good memory.
All right?
We'll put this on.
I'm turning you off.
Oh, you're not seeing this.
All right, Let's see how real this actually looks.
Sexy music.
I was.
So do I work out?
Do I even need to say, Oh, my God.
For me, for me right now.
This is everything.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
I love this.
This is my body.
Is it here?
Oh, my God.
Wait with this angle, though.
Like it was so real off.
Oh, my God.
I just turn into a music star.
A mom like you, She had access to one, so this is great.
I'm gonna get so much pussy.
But you know how she like Hey, Skip, can you talk about what black people do what people do?
And sometimes I have my girlfriend coming with her big ass since grad.
Huh?
What if I'm superstar?
Okay, so this last thing I got online just not fit, but it is sufficiently creepy.
It is my insides.
Oh, my God.
So loved the workout, not stand off.
And don't worry, it gets even scarier.
What is this?
Oh, what is happening?
I need to go.
I need to stop.
I need to leave.
I need to do one more thing you have in your life trying.
Weird fucking shit.
I got a line.
You what?
My boobs looks up, Ruby.
So accurate.
If you want to tell my other videos where I tried were stuff online.
It's like my 5th 1 I think I'll put a link to a playlist on top.
Also want me to do more weird things that online videos give me a thumbs up, so I know it's got channel number.
No interviews.
All right, quickly.
Stocker's Where do we start?
How do I do this?
Aah!
All right, OK, so I'll try.
I mean, I'll do my best.
I just think that's long out.