OH NO

喔不~

LWIAY

LWIAY

*WAAA sound effect*

WAAAA(音效)

We have LWIAY merch

我們現在推出了 LWIAY 系列商品

Imagine watching LWIAY while wearing LWIAY

試著想像一下一邊穿著 LWIAY 聯名T-shirt一邊看 LWIAY

Okay, very epic

OK，超棒der

Sorry JacksFilms, it's not just Fortnite...

抱歉，JacksFilms(一個YouTuber)，這不是要塞英雄

*laughs*

wwwwwwwww

...that's gonna rip you off

that's gonna rip you off(rip sb off意思是剝削某人的意思，應該是在諷刺JacksFilms,有待高手解答，謝謝)

The hundred... it's just a complete coincidence, all right?

旁邊的這個100剛好只是個巧合好嗎

It's not that we thought we would hit a 100 million way quicker, okay?

這並不是代表我們會達到1億訂閱率，ok?

The hundred is there for a random number.

100只是個單純隨機的數字

All right, cool Epic merch, check out link in description

好啦，超潮der商品，記得點進完整資訊裡的連結

Now let's just LWIAY!

現在讓我們開始LWIAY吧!

*LWIAY Theme* (Subtitle by *I am HeRe* in description at bottom)

*LWIAY 主題曲* (就不多翻了)

Keanu Leaves "Overall, your Keanu Leaves is a wonder!

基努"裏"維(leaves諧音reeves) 整體來說，你的基努"裏"維是個很棒的神奇寶貝

What a breathtaking Pokemon!" That's a good meme

真是個美得令人窒息的神奇寶貝阿! 這是個不錯的迷因

Keanu Memes still going strong! Week 3 baby!

基努李維的梗越來越紅了

"I don't want to kill a child"

已經持續第三週了，寶貝!

"Alright fine, baby. You can sleep with me tonight"

人家不想殺小孩啦

"Everyone liked tha-" HAHA

好啦，孩子你今晚可以跟我一起睡

I have a feeling there's gonna be a lot of Minecraft memes in here

大家超愛der 哈哈哈哈

I'm very excited. "#1 Trending, Game Theory. YouTube Is Ruining Gaming"

我覺得接下來會看到很多有關麥塊的梗

*laughs*

我很興奮

"Minecraft Part 1. Don't do that... Don't give me hope"

熱門排行第一 遊戲理論:YouTube正在毀了電玩(一個YouTube頻道的影片標題)

But there is Minecraft part 2, 3 & 4 I think.

wwwwww

Too bad Gaming Week is over.

麥塊第一集

that's right, gamers recognize real

拜託別

Thank you guys. Who said I wasn't a gamer?

別給我希望R

Have you seen my house in Minecraft? Dude? It's got flowers on the outside

但其實後面還有麥塊第2,3和4集阿

Are you serious? Did we hit 96,696,969?

我猜啦

How did I not notice this? That's amazing!

真可惜電玩週已經結束了

That's what we need to put on the merch

來欣賞一下Pewds的建築功力

"One percent are shaking in their boots"

好喔，從一開始

"99 percent of people in this sub would

好喔

support a full Minecraft Let's Play"

到現在這樣

If this video gets a million likes, I'll bring back Gaming Week, alright?

沒有綽啦，只有真正的麥塊玩家才懂我

I'll make it Gaming Week Supreme. I painted Keanu Reeves because he is breathtaking

感謝各位。是誰說我不是一個電玩咖?

Beautiful

酸民們有看過我在麥塊蓋的房子嗎

When you scroll so far down you start seeing blue shirt kid again

我的房子外面還有鮮花呢www

Basically, it's the YouTube algorithm

真的假的?我們達到了96,696,969訂閱 (背後函意自己去猜ww)

"Please, Felix"

我怎麼沒發現過

*reads*

這超讚的

Jesus Christ...

我們必須把這數字融入到我的商品裡

1 million...!

wwww

Gaming Week... CONTINUES!

只有1%的人會嚇到剉賽

Gaming Week Supreme

99%的觀眾

1 million likes and buying ALL the merch That's all I ask

都支持pewds出一系列的麥塊影片

I don't think that's that much to ask

如果這部影片有一百萬個讚 我會再舉行一次電玩週，好嗎?

*reads*

我會辦一個終極電玩週

That's right

我畫了一張基努李維的圖片因為他美的令人窒息

If you cut down a tree you must plant two more That's the rules

太美了

It's all Minecraft memes

當你不斷的瀏覽影片然後又看到這個藍衣男孩 (諷刺YouTube常會播放重複的影片)

*reads*

基本上，這就是萬惡的YouTube演算法

WhAaTt?!

拜託, Felix(Pewds本名)

Alright, sorry, I didn't know you can't walk over your crops!

麥塊遊玩影片系列應該要每周上傳一支

I didn't know what applies to Minecraft applies to real life. Guys! We have bags, okay? 1 million

老天爺

This could be you 1 million

一百萬!!!!

Hell yeah I need secret achievement

電玩週就會繼續

*reads*

終極電玩週

wWHHaaTT?

只要這支影片有一百萬個喜歡還有快把我的商品全掃光

I'm really glad you guys enjoyed, 'cause I'm genuinely having fun, too

這就是我的條件

That's epic. Gamers supporting gamers. Gamer supporting gamers on Gaming Week

我覺得這個要求不會太超過

#1 Trending #1 Trending "I'm beginning to see a pattern here that I like"

Pewds沒有砍掉他房子中間的樹，而是把它當成一部分的家

That's just confusing. I was like, I swear I've said that — Oh right, it's me

這是在提醒我們要愛惜樹木

What the hell is this easter egg?

沒有綽啦

Okay, fine. I'll do it!

如果你砍倒了一棵樹你就得多種兩棵回去

8 years! 8 years!

這就是規則

That's...crazy dude, it's pretty cool actually

真的都是麥塊的梗(迷因)欸

Like I never thought of it, like coming back to a game you haven't played in so long

Pewdiepie:攻擊鐵巨人 鐵巨人:還擊

That's been continually updating

此時的Pewds

"WhAt iS tHaT?"

拿逆?! (被鐵巨人打爆ww)

WhAAT?

我們所看到的

There's horses in Minecraft?! Oh, god, please stop goddammit. Alright, here we go again

Pewds所看到的 (此圖在嘲笑pewds玩麥塊時曾踩在田地上)

Me plus the boys at 2 AM lookin' for beans

好咩

Gamer approves. Thanks for making it easy for me

好啦抱歉，我真的不曉得不能在作物上行走嘛

Don't you dare tell them! x2

我不曉得麥塊的系統到底有多真實

*Bruh sound effect #2*

嘿大夥，我們設計了個包好嗎

AND PewDiePie. Cool. I'm glad we settled that

一百萬

ME AND THE BOIZ

這個包可以是你的，只要有一百萬個讚

That's awesome! Upvote!

你是否同意?

Listen has anyone tried planting the eggs? Why would you put a bed in the Nether?

pewds是否在地獄睡覺以解鎖隱藏成就 (此處指麥塊的地獄，當玩家嘗試睡覺時床會爆炸，並導致周圍著火。)

Ok? Sometimes you don't know until you try. How did the first chicken was born?

喔讚啦，我需要隱藏成就

Well, what came first, the chicken or the egg?

Adobe開發出新的AI工具可以檢測出臉部照片是否P圖過

Well, the egg was planted... then the chicken came

wwwww(只可意會，不可言傳)

Like these guys know as much about Minecraft than I do

拿逆?!

There's only one person that I'll ever play Minecraft with and it's James Charles goddammit

與其不斷對pewds劇透麥塊的技巧

Kawaiiiiii!

還不如告訴他你有多喜歡麥塊系列 然後讓他自己去發現麥塊的有趣之處

Yeah

我很開心大家喜歡麥塊系列，因為我自己也真的玩得很開心

I don't know what gravel is

太棒啦，電玩咖支持彼此 各位電玩咖們請在電玩週時繼續支持我

What's gravel gravel gravel in Swedish?"Grus"?

熱門排行第一

gRuS??!! Oh god, I'm actually that dumb. I didn't know I didn't know

我感覺越來越有fu了

"Never dig straight down"— It's literally all Minecraft

這真的很令人困惑

Cool, it's the frog, meme ruined

我發誓我曾經說過同樣的話

See, I don't — how am I supposed to know these things? What do I do in the village?

喔原來是我 (意思是pewds對他的麥塊系列影片成為電玩類熱門第一感到非常驚訝)

Help me!

Pewds應該要在麥塊的地獄中睡覺

I think we've been trending every single day this week

這樣他才能看到超酷超炫炮彩蛋ww

I kind of want to let him go

到底是什麼彩蛋啦

Can you do it? What happens if you let him in?

好咩，我會做啦!

Friendly reminder that there are currently 69 days till Dr. Phil turns 69

麥塊第一集

Hell yeah, my man!

此處為pewds在8年前錄的麥塊影片

My honey, my boo

8年欸! 8年!

Walking on crop — how am I — goddamit...

這真的太扯了

What is this? Oh the flint — the lava and the obsidian — and what else? The GRAVEL come on

其實真的蠻酷的

Goddammit! Why do you guys like me playing if I'm doing everything wrong?

我從來沒想過會回鍋一個以前沒玩多久就棄坑的遊戲

Oh damn, I never thought of that

而且我竟然還上傳了新的影片

Only real gamers remember

當pewds看到任何麥塊在2010年後加入的新要素

God damn it! Can this meme die, please? Thank you~

拿逆勾勒!?

Oh, yeah

拿逆!?

F's in the chat boys

麥塊裡竟然有馬?!

Alright guys, there can be other memes as well, like not Minecraft

喔天啊拜託停止這個梗

Jesus Christ

好吧，開始吧

What's bedrock?

我和我的兄day在半夜2點的時候

Right-handed redditors trying to reach the upvote button....

一起尋找豆子(國外的一個梗)

DAMN!!

電玩咖認證 感謝你為了我把他設計得比較簡單

Yeah, well, how are you gonna scroll? You can't scroll like that. Oh

太長了不想翻 大意上是有人想知道pewds到底花了多少時間在玩麥塊

Yeah, this is how I look, dummies Fake post, downvote!

你膽敢告訴他們!x2

I don't know what I'm doing!! I am the veteran, PAY RESPECT. Oh you were in your dad's balls?

懶得翻 大意上說每部麥塊影集長約100分鐘，pewds出了4集所以至少玩了400分鐘麥塊，這還不包括其他被捨棄的內容，所以他很認真投入地在玩麥塊

I was making diamond pickaxes. Give me some goddamn respect

Mr.beast是我唯一願意在他的影片裡放5個廣告的YouTuber，因為他需要靠餵觀眾吃廣告才有錢經營頻道

Yeah, you guys really didn't like Fortnite did ya?

還有Pewdiepie也是

Oh my god I can't believe Belle Delphine tricked us! WHHAAAT?

酷喔，我很高興我們搞定了

Minecraft is the game that brings me back

我和我的兄day們!!!(裡面角色為Paper please裡的移民)

Minecraft is gonna be my redemption arc

超讚的，給讚

Listen, I'm not that bad of a chef in real life

真是的，西瓜君(JOJO梗)

Okay? I swear

也許我們可以把蛋拿去種

You guys are obsessed!

等等為何這裡有仙人掌(其實那是西瓜ww)

Wait, there's people actually named Jørgen?

聽好，有人試過種植雞蛋嗎?

cringe

為什麼你會想在地獄放床卻沒想過種植雞蛋?

Oh my god, this it sO rAcIsT!

好嗎?有些事要嘗試過才知道

It's "chjip chjöp"! Get it right

不然世界上第一隻雞是怎麼誕生的?

Goddammit

痾，到底是雞生蛋還是蛋生雞?

I'm just getting roasted! What is this??!!

其實解答是雞蛋是被種出來的，然後雞才從蛋裡出來 (pewds在唬爛)

OKaY, alRiGht!

pewds應該和這些人一起玩麥塊

I don't know!

這些人對麥塊一竅不通

OKAY!

我只會跟一個人一起玩麥塊，那就是James Charles ! (一個美國YouTuber)

Goddammit...

動漫裡的女孩生氣的時候看起來都超可愛

I don't get it.

卡哇伊!!!!

*sigh*

Yeah

Hello, tiny horse!

我正在跟pewds說明 在麥塊裡不能在耕過的土上跳躍

Why is the creeper living in the daylight? That makes no sense

pewds正在用十字鎬挖礫石(應該用鏟子ww)

Creepers can live in daylight?

我哪知什麼是gravel(礫石)

Goddammit. It looks like a cactus!!

他去查了礫石的瑞典語翻譯

Please kitty farmer, pLeasE

前方耳機使用者注意

True intellectuals

喔天啊我真這麼笨嗎，我真的不曉得rrr

That is so sweet

千萬別直直往下挖

Goddamnnn boy!

今天真的都是麥塊的梗欸ww

Goddamn, look at Edgar!!

水喔，又是柯米蛙，又 一個迷因被毀了

Look at the Italian leather! Damn look at the detail

喔我的天，麥塊裡有馬? 在出生點附近產生的村莊 (在麥塊裡出生點附近就有村莊是件非常稀有的一件事)

399

我對你來說是個笑話嗎?

goddamn

看吧，我不-我是要怎麼知道這些東西啦?

so cute!! x2

我該在村莊裡做什麼事?

That is amazing "Meme Review" "100"!

幫幫我

That's amazing

2很大嗎? 要看你形容的對象

Wait, you can give diamond armor to horses?? That's awesome!!

錢，不 pewds的影片上熱門排行的次數，當然!

Alright

我想我們這週每天的影片都是大熱門

Remember the rules: check out merch Gaming Week Supreme and let's freaking get the gamer bread, bros

讓我進去!!!!!!

Thanks for this week's LWIAY. I see you next week. Bye!

讓我進去rrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

WHAt?! You've never played Tuber Simulator?!

我有點想放他走 (此角色是Paper Plz裡的一個偷渡客，會與主角發生許多有趣互動，玩家可以決定是否收他的賄並放他過關)

You know, it's fun, right?

這辦得到嗎? 放他過關的話會發生什麼事? (我記得那時候他給我一張護照，這樣我就可以多帶一個家人逃走)

I'm not supposed to give my opinion, but give it a try. And then you can tell me if it's good or not

善意提醒一下Dr. Phil再過69天就是他的69歲生日ww

Not convinced yet? Okay, I'll cut you a deal. The game is available for free and that's a great price!!!

太讚啦，這我兄day辣