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  • Yo, dude.

  • Bro's school.

  • You did Rose.

  • I'm highlights.

  • Look, see, if I was gonna make a regular cheese sandwich, then I would just like Luke done, but All right, so here's the fucking deal.

  • Shaquille O'Neal.

  • Um, I have perfected this so that if you put your girl two sandwiches and a cold cast iron skillet, I don't know if this is actually perfect.

  • I shouldn't said that fucking shit on my on my microphone.

  • Okay?

  • All right.

  • When I get home and I really need to go to so much, I don't have any butter that soft or any butter at all.

  • You can also just, like, put some oil in your pan and, like, call it something different.

  • I am really upset.

  • And I solve my problems.

  • I'll call.

  • Okay.

  • Hey, dude, what's up?

  • I'm Heil a and welcome to highly cooking, so probably got a cut.

  • It's gonna be a while.

  • No.

  • And, um, I'm gonna do that now.

  • And I'm also gonna tell you a really, really sad story that will also explain why I am super fucking drunk right now.

  • Oh, and also also, you should make sure that your cheeses cut Roland Cut your cheese roll, then phone same.

  • And also, um, use bread that you like.

  • So if you'd like crappy teaser, crappy bread, then Well, that's actually I just made that up.

  • That's actually not true.

  • I mean, like, grilling it, like, just makes it, like, fucking masterpiece Gourmet theater, Masterpiece theater thing.

  • So whatever.

  • Use whatever the hell you want for a girl to sandwiches, Like whatever kind of like fun could do with this.

  • Don't a grilled cheese sandwich.

  • Cool phone.

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • All right.

  • So there's that one done.

  • Unless that it over here, My skill, it I'm gonna make some more.

  • Well, I tell you, I really had story.

  • Okay?

  • So in case I didn't explain it very good in case you didn't get my sad story.

  • So I found this stray doggy in the parking lot that it should be.

  • I was like, Shit, man, I gotta pick up that little doggie.

  • So I like park the car and I whistled and she was all like, like she's super friendly, likes just a little Q t got some turkey here.

  • She was all skin and bones.

  • But she had these big old ma boobies like she had just been nursing and stuff.

  • I was trying not to get too attached, cause, I mean, you know, whatever, um, maybe we don't want, like, another dog.

  • Maybe when she starts to feel better, she's gonna turn out to be like, huge bitch and Daisy won't like her.

  • But right now, she's just kind of sleepy because she's, like, well, sick and stuff.

  • So I like got these animal.

  • Look at this.

  • I still have all those antibiotics when we get to that in a second.

  • So I picked her up, take her home, take the that she's pretty clean, except for, like, some please and some shit, you know, pretty minor problems.

  • And, um and then, you know, I'm, like, feeding her good and letting her cuddle up on the floor with mean pretty good life.

  • Okay?

  • Okay.

  • Anyway, she lived here for a few days, and I like I started to get kind of attached to a little titties.

  • And then she we came home the other night and she just like we open the door and she just trying to go down the street and would chased her and called for and like with the letter but she was just like he's on a mission.

  • And I had a really hard time sleeping that night.

  • Look here, some tomato with the turkey and, um, like, mission to to get somewhere else.

  • So you know what?

  • I guess I'm not gonna save any more stray dogs.

  • That was pretty sad.

  • I'm listening to get a puppy.

  • Uh, really?

  • Dudes, Elia probably don't have, like, strong emotions about stuff.

  • They're just like, whatever.

  • But I think like titties is just like she was born to live on the streets.

  • She might have been born in the streets.

  • I've kind of come to peace with him, Like, you know what?

  • I guess some dogs were just meant to be free and, like, some titties just can't be tamed and just fucking kid, he's got to be free.

  • So, shit, it's just kind of sucky story now.

  • All right?

  • Hey, look.

  • Hey, look.

  • Look what's done.

  • Look at her.

  • I hope that helps.

  • I hope you enjoy this.

  • Everybody please say a prayer for titties.

  • And if you have any questions or comments, leave them below, and I'll get to you soon as I can.

  • And, um God bless Cheers to these.

  • Nice Knowing you is going to be the words that was in the world.

Yo, dude.

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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