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Good morning, John.
Happy birthday.
I sent you your birthday present and you sent me a picture of you wearing it.
I'm really glad that you like it.
You're stunning 41 year old van, and I guess that's like, middle age.
But who cares?
What does that matter when you have done so many wonderful and great thing?
I'm proud of you, John.
So I wanted to create a special video just for you to celebrate your career by presenting to you your life.
As decided by the hive mind.
These are the top 10 gifts that came up when I searched for your name in Twitter's gift search Number 10.
Doing that giant squid of anger.
Because, John, you're mad sometime.
This might even show up when you search for anger.
So there's probably lots of people who are just posting this angry nerd and don't even have any idea who you are.
Nine.
Likewise, from the same video, even a captured geif.
This one is probably used by people who are angry on the Internet.
A quick shift for number eight.
You doing your happy dance which we don't see enough of these days.
Not because you aren't happy, of course, but because you're old and it hurts to move too much.
Number seven.
You're angry again, though, to be clear this I don't think has anything to do with you.
I'm guessing it has something to do with the Internet.
Number six.
Now you're frustrated, but I'm gonna give this Jeff 10 out of 10 because I know that you actually injured yourself while filming this.
And I admire that dedication.
Number five No, a little bit.
This is great, because maybe people are introducing a little bit of nuance into their Internet discourse.
And they're using you to do it, John.
No, but yeah, maybe some number four sarcastic party popper.
I can see why people might use this one, but it's kind of a shame, since there are so many legitimate, enthusiastic, party popping moments in your career and only one sarcastic one.
But that's the one the Internet picked up.
But it is really good, Kaif.
So I can't complain.
Number 2 10 out of 10.
I love this and I want there to be a database that shows me every time this Garff was used because I want to see why people are using it, but I do love it so much.
The fact that this is number two, it kind of restores a little bit of my faith in the Internet, John.
And finally, number one, the top John Green goof on Twitter.
It's you sniffing your own book, which is now once again destroyed my faith in the Internet.
What's going on?
Why are people using this?
Why is this good?
What's happening?
Is this what you people want?
That's actually pretty good.
Of course I gotta hit you with some honorable mentions these days.
Very useful gifts.
This one Congress, this one surprised Putin that it actually has audio.
If you use it right, Putin, anytime you do something dumb, it's high points in my book.
And of course, this one where you're scared of squirrels love it so much on what a wonderful and wide ranging life and career you have had thus far.
And I'm sure that there will be many more Jurf little moments for you in the future.
I am very nearly on my way to Vidcon, Australia.
Higher still tickets available If you'd like to see me or number of other very cool creators We had a super great memorable special vidcon in the U.
S this year.
So I'm super excited to go have more of that in Australia.
And then in February in London, we also just finished the pod Count Indiegogo campaign two days ago.
And I mean, if ever I don't know, anybody's ever gotten closer to hitting the goal without hitting the gold.
But $299,569 is a win for me.
I think we could make up the difference.
Pod con tickets are on sale now at pod conn dot com.
You can find the links to all those things in the description.
John.
Happy birthday.
I'll see you on Tuesday.
Yeah, Putin.