Name: 為什麼：聖誕老人不可能是西班牙人？ (WHY : SANTA CAN'T BE HISPANIC)
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So last year around this time, I made a video called Why Santa Can't Be Black.

It's only right that I follow it up this year with another one.

And this year…it's Why Santa Can't Be Hispanic.

Santa can't be Hispanic because people wouldn't know what to call him, whether it's Hispanic,

People already have a hard enough time classifying Hispanics as it is.

Many people would probably just end up calling him Mexican, bringing me to my second point:

Santa can't be Hispanic because people would just be overly racist about this.

You'd have people questioning Santa's immigration's status, whether he's actually

People would be saying Santa is stealing jobs away from America and that Santa needs to

We'd have people leaving out empanadas, arroz con pollo, plantains, in fact, some

people would probably leave out some Taco Bell.

It would just be utter and complete mayhem.

Here's the thing, you can't leave rice and beans out that long.

Now the whole house is smelling like rice and beans.

The whole place is smelling like spoiled empanadas now.

I don't want to be smelling that on Christmas.

Another reason why Santa can't be Hispanic is because his family would just be too big.

There wouldn't really be any need for any elves.

Santa could just get his grandchildren to do the work.

I want you to do something for me right now.

Can you just picture people trying to say Santa Claus's real name if he were Hispanic,

That would be the shortened version of his full name.

Something like: Santa Jorge González Mirales Sanchez Ramirez Don Juan Guadalupe el tercero

de la niña de la pinta de la Santa Maria Claus.

And I'm pretty sure parents don't want to be saying that whole full name when their

children ask what's Santa Claus's real name.

Another reason why Santa Can't Be Hispanic is cause it would just be way too dramatic!

Can you imagine Mrs. Claus,every time Santa would leave…how that would go down?

You know it would be just like a telenovela.

It's a little bit too dramatic for my taste.

But I guess the most important reason why Santa can't be Hispanic is because he would

Not even like a little bit late…not even like December 26th late.

I'm talking, this man would show up around Easter time talking about:

Make sure to leave a comment down below about why you think Santa can't be Hispanic.

The first reason why Santa can't be black is because people wouldn't be able to decide

Some people would want him to look one way, others wouldn't .

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