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  • What's up guys, hope you're doing well.

  • So this week I decided to make Top 100 Things Not to Say to Your Girlfriend.

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  • Top 100 Things Not to Say to Your Girlfriend.

  • 100) You need to wear more makeup.

  • 99) Aren't you supposed to be eating healthy?

  • 98) Your mom is a milf.

  • 97) Is your sister single?

  • 96) The more you talk the less I like you.

  • 95) Go make me a sandwich!

  • 94) You're easily replaceable.

  • 93) A personal trainer wouldn't hurt though.

  • 92) You almost have as much facial hair as I do.

  • 91) I'd never have children with you.

  • 90) What's your name again?

  • Do these horizontal stripes make me look fat?

  • 89) Yes.

  • 88) My mom says we'll never work out.

  • 87) Wait, no, no, no.

  • You definitely do not need dessert.

  • 86) Maybe we could go out to dinner tonight, but I meanyou'd have to pay for it.

  • Are you listening to me?

  • 85) Huh?

  • 84) There's a reason why all the presidents have been men.

  • 83) You used to be fun like that.

  • 82) I'm only dating you because you're rich.

  • 81) You are so hairy.

  • 80) When you don't wear makeup you look hideous.

  • 79) If you cut your hair I'm going to dump you.

  • 78) I just want to see other peopleto make sure you're the one.

  • 77) You remind me of my second wife a lot.

  • Second wife?

  • Yeah, I didn't tell you about her?

  • So I was thinking that maybe tomorrow we could just go

  • 76) Shut up! 75) What are you doing out of the kitchen?

  • 74) I have no intention of marrying you.

  • 73) That's what you're wearing for real though?

  • Like seriously?

  • Yes.

  • 72) You're not going to change?

  • 71) You used to look pretty like that.

  • 70) If we broke up, would you be mad if I dated your friend, hypothetically speaking

  • of course?

  • Yes!

  • 69) How do you feel about three-somes?

  • 68) You're not really my type.

  • 67) I guess I just settled.

  • 66) Women should not play sports.

  • 65) You look really tired.

  • I chipped my nails.

  • 64) I don't care.

  • 63) Stop talking to me.

  • 62) Whoever taught you how to cook needs to retire.

  • That's my mom!

  • 61) Makes sense.

  • 60) Do you ever stop talking?

  • 59) How do you feel about an open relationship?

  • 58) Would you be ok if I did porn?

  • 57) We can do it together.

  • 56) Honestly, I just figured I'd date you until I found someone more attractive.

  • Is this game more important than our relationship?

  • 55) It is right now.

  • 54) I'm just saying, your built like a man.

  • 53) I didn't forget our anniversary.

  • I just didn't want to buy you anything.

  • 52) Every time you talk, I feel dumber.

  • 51) You know um, you're just my rebound.

  • 50) She's just a friend.

  • She's your ex-girlfriend.

  • I mean, that's what some people would say, but I mean, that's just a term.

  • 49) You suck.

  • Does this make me look fat?

  • 48) No, your love handles do.

  • 47) You should really start brushing your teeth more.

  • What DAHECK?

  • This is affecting my gameplay.

  • 46) Remember when you used to be skinny?

  • 45) You're like the 5th prettiest girlfriend I've had anyways.

  • 44) I heard you were easy.

  • Is this true?

  • When does this become easy?

  • 43) You would look better blonde.

  • 42) My ex is a way better cook than you.

  • 41) Whatwhat is this?

  • 40) I didn't think you would find out.

  • 39) Plus, it's not cheating if it's in a different area code.

  • 38) I didn't know PMS could last a whole month!

  • 37) I'm barely attracted to you.

  • 36) Are you pregnant?

  • 35) Are you just gaining weight?

  • What's going on here?

  • 34) You're more fun when you're drunk.

  • 33) I'm not looking for anything serious.

  • 32) Women shouldn't even be allowed to vote.

  • 31) I could kill you if I wanted to.

  • 30) This car seems a lot heavier with you in it.

  • Wow!

  • Yeah, that's what I was saying.

  • Why do you always do that?

  • Why do you always have to hit on my friends?

  • 29) Is it that time of month?

  • 28) Why do you always have that weird look on your face?

  • What weird look on my face?

  • Exactly, that's exactly what I'm talking about right there.

  • 27) I hate everyone in your family.

  • 26) A woman's place is in the kitchen.

  • 25) I can do better than you.

  • 24) Your friends are so hot.

  • 23) It sucks I got stuck with you.

  • Does this make me look fat?

  • Do you want me to answer that truthfully?

  • Yes.

  • 22) Think you just answered your own question.

  • 21) I've never cheated on you more than once.

  • 20) I don't really have time for you right now.

  • 19) My mom thinks you should go on a diet.

  • 18) I'd say I agree with her too.

  • 17) You should really start running again.

  • I am!

  • 16) Well you need to run more.

  • 15) Does your breath always smell this bad?

  • 14) I bet you were a man in a past life.

  • 13) Have you ever considered a boob job?

  • 12) Calm down.

  • 11) Relax.

  • Take a chill pill.

  • You're here.

  • Look at where you are.

  • I need you to be here.

  • OK?

  • Tu entiendes?

  • 10) You have the weirdest smile.

  • 9) When's your birthday again?

  • 8) I think we should go on a diet together.

  • No. 7) Well, how about you just go on a diet.

  • 6) If you gain any more weight I will dump you.

  • 5) That's not how my ex did it.

  • 4) Pull my finger.

  • 3) I don't understand how you have so many stretch marks.

  • 2) Where are your ankles?

  • You were dancing with another girl.

  • You told me you were going to be home at a certain time and you weren't.

  • 1) Look, you're crazy.

  • You know um, you're just my rebound.

  • What?

  • Yeahsoas long as you know.

  • You make me wanna….seriously if you said this stuff to me in real life I'd punch

  • the

  • You wouldn't.

  • I would punch you.

  • You wouldn't.

  • I would punch you!

  • You would not.

  • I would!

  • I'm a grown man.

What's up guys, hope you're doing well.

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