you are clever” or “reasons why you're awesome” like the fact that you're so

fiscally responsible with your

Emergency Money Box because this is LÜT.

Give life to your own prehistoric friend with this hatching dinosaur candle.

Just light the wick for a raptor revelation.

Don't be dinoSORE if it's too dark to see. Let there be light with the Handbag light

that has a motion sensor and activates when you need extra illumination to find

that wallet, which you will peppero-need to purchase this

Pizza towel!

It's five feet in diameter so it's perfect for sharing with friends.

If you really love pizza but don't know how to show it, this product can be your

method of self espresso

machine that's portable.

This tiny caffeinated miracle weighs less than a pound and doesn't require electricity

so you can hike the highest mountain and still have a delectable cup of joe.

Just donut forget your mug.

A multipurpose cup with a little slot to store and warm your tasty pastry so you can have

a delicious and energizing meal to prep for your expertly planned bike ride

The Hammerhead navigation device clips onto the front of your bicycle and syncs to your

smartphone.

It lights up to indicate when you need to turn in a certain direction.

Allowing you to focus on your journey without the dangerous distraction of a cell phone

as you maximize your gluteus maximus.

Butt

What about my arms?

Say hello to the

ARC energy machine which helps perfect your push-up.

It supports your chest and feet so you have correct form with every rep.

What a workout.

Let's relaxout in the

Garden igloo where you can enjoy the great outdoors while remaining inside this transparent

structure.

It's easy to assemble and is over seven feet tall (or 2.2 meters) so don't cry there's

room for your bonsai.

This gift box has four packets of seeds, five pots, and instructions on how to grow the

tree so you have time to contemplate with

the slow life challenge,

a deck of cards with a new challenge every day to promote relaxation and well-being.

It's designed to help you separate home life from work life and your yolks from your whites.

Oh wait no I'm thinking of the

Mr. Sniffles Disgusting Egg Separator which features egg whites dripping out of nostrils.

But if you want more than yolk without going broke check out these

Avocado huggers.

Silicone cups fit half an avocado to create an airtight seal for longer lasting fruity

freshness.

Wait are avocados a fruit or a vegetable?

WAIT THEY'RE ACTUALLY A BERRY?!

That's bloody amazing.

Blood bath shower gel.

Gross.

Zombie blood shower gel.

Grosser.

Toast And Jam Bodywash?

That sounds delicious.

Get clean to the sounds of your shower radio which syncs via bluetooth so all the water

that would have given you a soggy cell phone can be used to clean your canine with

The Woof Washer 360.

It's ring-shaped and fits around any sized dog.

The water and soap mix instantly to lather your dog from head to paw for a thorough and

effortless bath.

Then make a splash with these

Spitballs which can inflate to 200 times their original size.

The bigger they get the larger the aqua explosion.

Now dive into polar paradise with this

aquatic wallpaper.

If you mistake it for a real bear don't worry because when it comes to mistakes you

can always van Gogh EARase them.

And as always, thanks for watching.