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  • Hi I'm Jake Mcbeard Face not to be confused with Jake clean-shaven face.

  • And I'm glad that I get to see you again for another episode.

  • And I know that you could be doing anything right now.

  • Hanging out with your friends besides me which is fine.

  • I thought that we had a connection.

  • You could be doing a mural.

  • You could be sailing the ocean.

  • You could be watching-grass-grow.com.

  • Which, can ya guess?

  • It's a DONG, something you can do online now guys.

  • On My Most Beautiful Nightmare poems about dreams are consolidated to get you to really

  • listen to the subconscious.

  • Sometimes we dream things that make total sense at the time but are so weird that when

  • we wake up we don't think about it again.

  • But this site prevents you from ignoring them.

  • Some you may relate to in a way like this one where you just forget your clothes and

  • everyone's laughing at you and it's embarrassing.

  • The way these poems are written makes you feel like you're in the dream as opposed

  • to just listening to a recap of it.

  • But for a recap of how small you are check out

  • How Big Is Space.

  • A scrolling experience where you are taken increasingly higher and higher even though

  • on the screen it looks like you're going down.

  • It may not seem like much until you realize that each pixel represents 100 meters so this

  • distance is about a mile.

  • Throughout it are facts like 80 km is the lowest altitude of the Aurora Borealis.

  • Just keep going and going and oh no, radiation has been detected.

  • But I'm not scared so I'm gonna scroll all the way into the

  • Life of the Blue Whale.

  • The Natural History Museum provides you with the opportunity to interact with their blue

  • whale display in one of these scenes.

  • Let's go for the middle.

  • Oh it even has museum sounds so I don't feel left out and sad...or should I say blue.

  • Because of blue whales.

  • Click on one of the icons to learn things like the history of human interaction with

  • blue whales or the difficulty in studying them.

  • If you go to the ocean you'll learn about things like the whale's behavior.

  • They can eat 457,000 kcals a day whereas we supposedly only eat about 2,000 to 2,500 so

  • challenge accepted whales mainly because I want to up my fitness level on

  • Worldfitnesslevel.org, a site where you enter a variety of factors to see how in shape you

  • are for your age.

  • Enter age, height, or how often you work out.

  • For me almost every day look at those biceps.

  • And there are a lot more questions it can take you through that ask you about your past

  • self too.

  • But if you just can't wait to find out how in shape you are then go now and admire that

  • I am as fit as a 20-year-old.

  • Which is weird because I'm only 14.

  • Excuse me can you turn that down?

  • Your face is too loud!!!

  • On PeekaBeat upload a photo of yourself to see what kind of music matches your face.

  • Grab a few so you can see how each one is interpreted differently.

  • It will also display the emotion it detects.

  • Now crank that volume up to listen to your face.

  • Wow I sound beautiful but please don't fall for me like

  • This macaroni falls peacefully down the screen.

  • There's not that much to it other than you staring at mouthwatering noodles floating

  • in a dark abyss.

  • Pick a favorite noodle.

  • This one?

  • Maybe that one?

  • And as time goes by more and more fill your screen and your heart with wonder.

  • Noodles.

  • Noodles.

  • I am relaxed so let's switch gears to

  • Color switch.

  • Which is really really hard no matter what anyone tells you!

  • Why?

  • Well because you have to pass this ball through the moving obstacles but if you touch something

  • that isn't the same color as it then you lose.

  • It's a simple concept but it's hard to keep the ball floating in the middle of the

  • circle or between two obstacles without letting it touch the wrong color.

  • For an equally addicting game but a less colorful one check out

  • Contre Jour which is a physics based puzzle game.

  • Use your mouse to mold the ground in a way that gets this little one-eyed monster to

  • the glowing blue blob.

  • It's adorable and also tricky when you have to transport it in new ways.

  • Like trying to catch it on this tentacle thing at the right time.

  • Okay enough swinging blobs time for

  • Cycleblob.

  • Which is BLOBviously an awesome game.

  • Hannah really crushing her pun game.

  • Okay stop laughing.

  • You have to avoid colliding with your own wall or the opponents wall.

  • Sometimes as you pass by them you can see them ruining their own chances at victory

  • and it's hilarious. Oh look at that

  • I WON!

  • Wow.

  • Wowee wow wow wow.

  • Okay that was a whole bushel of DONGs.

  • Links to all of them are down in the description.

  • There's a playlist here for more DONGs.

  • If this was your first DONG, welcome.

  • Hi.

  • Hi there.

  • What is your name?

  • Oh that's a beautiful name.

  • I like that a lot.

  • Where are you from?

  • Oh what a lovely place.

  • I have heard that it is wonderful.

  • I have always wanted to go.

  • But I have yet to travel there.

  • Maybe when I'm there we can go on a journey together.

  • Explore.

  • Really?

  • I would love to go there.

  • You know I love tacos.

  • So that sounds fantastic.

  • Thank you so much.

  • Where were we?

  • Oh yeah.

  • And as always, thanks for watching.

  • There are many more DONGs for you to explore.

  • For you to experience For you to set your browser to and just sit back and relax and

  • DONG out.

  • That's what I like to do on a nice what is today?

  • On a nice Friday night.

  • Just sit on the couch.

  • Throws some DONGs on the screen.

  • Enjoy.

Hi I'm Jake Mcbeard Face not to be confused with Jake clean-shaven face.

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空間有多大?-- DONG (How Big Is Space? -- DONG)

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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