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  • Hi there. Hello. I'm Jake. It is great to see you I

  • appreciate you. I'm trying to buy time so I don't have to say this first website

  • url because it's a little bit weird

  • But Hannah is making me say it.

  • So I will.

  • pleasetouchme.com.

  • That's a DONG, something you can do online now guys.

  • On How Fast Are You Moving, you can see...how fast you are moving.

  • For example, tectonic plates move about two inches per year so if you've kept the webpage

  • open this long, then you have moved this far.

  • You can measure your movement in other ways.

  • The Earth is spinning at 1,000 mph so you don't have to stay on the page long to move

  • a pretty significant amount.

  • Alright I guess that's it...WRONG. Because that's not it.

  • Because according to The Multiverse Theory, our universe moving relative to all other

  • universes would cause you to have gone this far in the amount of time you've been on

  • the page.

  • Ahh boy do I love moving fast. Almost as much as I love sharing YouTube video links on

  • ChannelSurfer.club.

  • All you do is copy and paste the link into this box here.

  • If you'd like to add a description you can do that as well.

  • Black holes are awesome.

  • #DONGlife.”

  • For that hashtag circle life check out

  • Fit Circles.

  • The goal is to gain points by popping bubbles.

  • You do this by touching two of the same color.

  • If you find a free-standing circle you can click it to make it grow.

  • This might be necessary but is not often possible because when it gets crowded most of the circles

  • are bound by something.

  • When you get 100 points proceed to the next level.

  • The difficulty increases due to the extra colors.

  • And with so many colors it can be hard to identify those random pills you find on the

  • floor of your car but thankfully

  • Poison Pill ID can help you out.

  • If there's a code on your pill you can enter it here or here.

  • But if it doesn't, select the shape and color.

  • If you don't see the color of your pill you can selectother color”....but there

  • are no pills that match this so not sure why it's even an option.

  • If you think you know the name of the medication you can enter it in here and make extra sure

  • by seeing the picture.

  • Now let's sPILL the details on your favorite cities with

  • CityData.com.

  • Data was collected and analyzed from a variety of sources to create detailed profiles for

  • cities in the United States.

  • You can categorize the data by schools, neighborhoods, assessments, and even restaurants.

  • Once you find the city you've been looking for like Los Angeles you find out things like

  • the estimated median household income in 2016 or median resident age or the percentage of

  • males and females.

  • For a similar but more visual version of this DONG check out this

  • Everythingabouthere.com, which was recommended on Twitter by @metablazingkin.

  • Or metabol...

  • metabol...azing kin.

  • metabolizing king...kin.

  • Or meta...metablazing king

  • Or metabolizing king. Or

  • M-e-t-a-b-l-a-z-i-n-g-k-i-n

  • Instead of scrolling through a bunch of locations just allow it to access yours.

  • When you do, it will show you elevation, or the fact that I'm not currently on water.

  • And then there are a bunch of pie charts that look consistent with the last DONG because

  • there are still more females than males.

  • There's even a chart for languages spoken at home.

  • But it's not time to go home because we're Lookingatsomething.com which is a website

  • where you can make it rain by dragging your mouse down.

  • You can change up the direction of the precipitation by moving it left and right. WHOA!!!!

  • And if you want it to be sunny and daytime take your mouse to the top.

  • Listen to the cute little birds.

  • Now listen to the scary thunder.

  • OHHH!!! OHHH!

  • If that thunder scares you don't worry just hide in your cube...out.

  • Which is a really complicated and cool version of tetris.

  • It has the added challenge of extra ways you can rotate.

  • Using Q, W, E, A, S, and D plus the arrow keys you need to fit the blocks together.

  • But since your only view is from above, it can be difficult to see what you're doing.

  • And trust me when I tell you

  • Levers is not as easy as it looks either. Even though it looks like it was made for a toddler but like a very smart toddler.

  • Your goal is to balance the weight.

  • You may have to rearrange it and let the things splash into the ocean but eventually you will

  • feel balanced and leveled and zen and oh my gosh I feel amazing.

  • Links to all the DONGs can be found in the description below and if you need more DONGs in your life there's a playlist

  • right here, filled with all the DONGs Michael and I have ever shared.

  • Now I'm gonna do something a little different here. I'm gonna talk about my father

  • who you might remember from a previous DONG where him and I hosted.

  • Well he mainly hosted it. I was kinda there for flavor

  • But he's a lovely man and he has this company that he works for. They just launched a product

  • that I'm really excited about and I wanted to share with you. It's called Philo

  • And Philo is TV on the internet basically. I'm sure you've seen a lot of services like this

  • But this one's dope because it's like 16 bucks a month. You can do 7 day free trial I believe. You don't have to put in a credit card number or anything.

  • You just sign up for it and they send you a code to use it.

  • But it's really neat. I'm really proud of him for it. Again there will be a link down there so you can check it out if you want.

  • Good work dad. I know you watch all of my videos and I don't think you knew that I was doing this so yay!

  • I hope you love me still. And as always, thanks for watching.

Hi there. Hello. I'm Jake. It is great to see you I

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