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  • - Bill Gates was hosting his Goalkeepers event

  • in New York, and so he invited me to come and speak.

  • They're doing some amazing things.

  • Not just the organization, the people they're supporting.

  • I get to the event and I speak for like 10 minutes

  • and I get off stage and I'm waving to the crowd.

  • I'm walking backwards off the stage

  • moving to the backstage area,

  • and then crash into a person.

  • As I crash into them I see the eyes of people looking at me

  • and everyone's like, "Oh, shit, what have you done?"

  • You know what I mean? (audience laughing)

  • I'm like, "Calm down, humans bump humans all the time."

  • And I turn and the person I bumped into

  • was Barack Obama.

  • (audience gasping)

  • Yeah, but like physically,

  • like when I say bump I mean bump.

  • (audience laughing)

  • I turn and then he's like,

  • (audience laughing)

  • but listen to me, his hands are up

  • and then he's like, "Watch where you go."

  • (audience laughing)

  • Yeah, he said, "Watch where you walk."

  • And then I was like, "Ay, man, I'm walkin' over here."

  • (audience laughing)

  • You should have seen everyone's face.

  • They were like, "Oh, shit."

  • (audience laughing)

  • 'Cause I think they thought I didn't recognize him

  • or I didn't know who he was.

  • You could see people were like,

  • "That's the President of the United States of America!"

  • And I was like, "Yo, man, calm down."

  • So I was like, "Hey, how are you Mr. President?

  • "I haven't seen you in a while."

  • And he was like, "Doing good.

  • "How you been?

  • "You good?"

  • I'm like, "Yeah, I'm doing good."

  • And I'm looking at his face, and I didn't intends this,

  • but I'm looking into his eyes and I'm speaking to him

  • and in that moment he's looking really, really good.

  • His skin is looking fuller.

  • (audience laughing)

  • Do you know what I mean?

  • No, he doesn't look as stressed as he was.

  • So it slipped out, I didn't plan it at all.

  • So I'm speaking to him, he's like, "How you doing?

  • "Da da da da da."

  • And then he says that, and I was like,

  • "You're looking cute Mr. President."

  • (laughing) (audience cheering)

  • And he goes, "Well, thank you.

  • "Thank you."

  • And I was like, "No, no, I meant like you look good."

  • So the blackout happened ...

  • Dave, what day was the blackout?

  • Saturday?

  • So Dave and I, we live in the same building,

  • and he came from South Africa with me

  • to come work on "The Daily Show."

  • Which it's the blackout, our building is gone,

  • everything is shut down, someone's trapped in the elevator,

  • and we're all chilling together in Dave's apartment.

  • He's the only person who had candles.

  • I've never thought of candles.

  • (audience laughing)

  • I've never.

  • I've genuinely never thought of candles.

  • He just lit candles,

  • like I didn't even think of these things.

  • So our other friend, who's staying in the building visiting,

  • comes down so now you've got these three black people

  • from South Africa hanging out together.

  • We're just chilling, we're having a good time.

  • And what happens, because we're doing nothing

  • now in the blackout.

  • And so we needed to move a TV from one apartment

  • to another apartment, right?

  • Which I know is a weird thing,

  • but long story short one person needed a TV

  • to watch something in 4K and they didn't have a 4K TV,

  • so we were like, "We'll move the 4K TV to your apartment

  • "so you can watch the thing."

  • So anyway, we're like, "Okay, cool, let's get the TV,

  • "let's move the thing."

  • So there we are in the hallway,

  • it's a pretty big TV, like a 60 inch TV,

  • carrying the thing and walking in the hallway.

  • As we walk into the hallway the lights come on.

  • (audience laughing)

  • And then (laughs)

  • and then all the neighbors come out,

  • 'cause everyone wants to see

  • if the lights are on everywhere,

  • so everyone opens their doors in the hallway

  • and then it's like we're there with a TV.

  • (audience laughing)

  • You know what's funny?

  • 'Cause I love my neighbors and we know each other.

  • The neighbors are, "Hey."

  • And they're like, "Hi, Trevor, Hi, David."

  • And we're like, "Um, it's our TV.

  • (audience laughing)

  • "We're moving it to another."

  • and you could just see it was an awkward moment.

  • It was like, "Ah, man."

  • Went to the Met Gala last night.

  • Always insane. (audience cheering)

  • always insane.

  • You know what's crazy about the Met Gala

  • is that every single time I go to the Met Gala

  • I'll get more hate in my Twitter feed and stuff

  • about fashion than about regular politics.

  • With politics I'll say whatever I say on the show

  • and people will be like, "You know what?

  • "I don't like your point of view and blah blah blah."

  • And whatever, but with fashion people are just like,

  • "How dare you?

  • (audience laughing)

  • "How dare you?"

  • 'Cause my look,

  • so the theme of the event this year was camp, okay?

  • I guess everyone has a different interpretation of camp,

  • but from what I understand camp doesn't mean gay necessarily

  • even though especially black queer people in America

  • were the ones who moved the idea of camp forward.

  • But people have this idea camp means drag,

  • camp means gay only, do you get what I'm saying?

  • So camp was the theme.

  • Everybody was like, "What does camp mean?"

  • So everyone was trying to figure this out.

  • I was dressed by Off-White's Virgil Abloh,

  • and so he was like, "We're gonna do this thing for you

  • "playing off the whole political statements

  • "back in the day in camp.

  • "We're gonna go our interpretation of camp."

  • So you get to the event and everyone,

  • 'cause this is my favorite thing about the Met Gala

  • is no one actually knows what the thing is.

  • (audience laughing)

  • This is the thing I'm gonna tell you tonight,

  • no one actually knows.

  • This is like a dirty secret, everyone goes like,

  • "We're here for the event and the theme,"

  • but imagine if everyone got invited to an event

  • and got a different dress code.

  • That's what happens at the Met Gala.

  • We all think we came with the right thing

  • and then when you get there everyone looks around like,

  • "Oh, I'm not at the right event.

  • (audience laughing)

  • "Not at the right event."

  • Like Zack Posen, he's a designer,

  • and he's friendly to me and everything.

  • As a joke he looked and then he was like,

  • "Oh my God Trevor, a T-shirt?"

  • And then I was like, "Yeah, it's part of the-"

  • And then he's like, "Mm-mm-mm."

  • (audience laughing)

  • I was like, "What?"

  • And then I felt bad.

  • I was like, "Oh, jeez, did I do this wrong?"

  • Then I turn and Katy Perry was a hamburger.

  • (audience laughing)

  • Then I was like,

  • "No, I don't know how this fashion thing works,

  • "but I'm pretty certain a hamburger

  • "is not better than a T-shirt.

  • "I'm just gonna put my money on it."

  • So then I was like, "I'm just gonna go in,

  • "I'm gonna have fun."

  • Then I went in and people were like,

  • "Who's dressed like what?"

  • And everything.

  • And let me tell you something now,

  • people think that the Met Gala is just people

  • walking up a carpet.

  • No, it's a beautiful exhibition where they raise money

  • for the Metropolitan Museum so they can keep the prices low

  • so they can get greater exhibitions,

  • people in New York can go and see the space.

  • So you go through the exhibition, which is really cool,

  • and then there's dinner.

  • And you know what isn't easy to sit down as?

  • A hamburger.

  • (audience laughing)

  • Guess who's winning with the T-shirts?

  • All right, dope, anything else before we move on?

  • Anything?

  • Yes, ma'am, here.

  • - [Woman] So, we noticed you got here around 3:00.

  • What do you do in the time period between 3:00

  • (drowned out by audience laughing)

  • - So let me tell you, this was the most fun.

  • So normally I get here in the morning, right?

  • But now because of the voice

  • I have to start my day doing vocal training,

  • so I go see my vocal coach

  • and then I go see the voice doctors.

  • So normally we start the day at like 9:30, 10:30

  • together here at the show.

  • Today and this week I go to my voice doctor,

  • then I go to my voice coach, do a whole thing with them.

  • They look at it, they put things down my throat

  • I make sounds.

  • Eeeee.

  • And then they look at it.

  • Today, when I was coming ....

  • Today was one of my favorite days ever,

  • 'cause then when I was on the way to the show today

  • someone in one of those sanitation trucks,

  • you know the ones that sweeps the road and stuff?

  • Yeah, they just pulled up and then they honked.

  • They were like, "Yo, Trevor, want to get in?"

  • (audience laughing)

  • And I was like, "No."

  • And then I was like, "Yeah, actually I do."

  • (audience laughing)

  • And then I jumped in the sanitation truck

  • and then we just swept the streets together.

  • So I was supposed to come straight to work,

  • but then I was just driving around New York

  • sweeping the streets with the person

  • and we were just driving around.

  • It was like,

  • "Ah, sweep there, sweep there, sweep there, sweep there."

  • And then that's what we did for a while,

  • then he was like,

  • "All right, can I drop you off at the show?"

  • Then I was like, "Yeah, drop me off at the show."

  • Then drove me in the sanitation truck

  • and I literally hopped out at "The Daily Show."

  • There were some people who saw me and their faces,

  • 'cause the sanitation truck pulls up

  • and it opens at the front, and then I popped out

  • and I saw people look at me.

  • And you know immediately when a person's mind just goes,

  • "No."

  • (audience laughing)

  • 'Cause their face was like, "Ah, that's Trevor."

  • Then their mind was like, "That is not.

  • "Trevor does not come out of a sanitation truck

  • "to 'The Daily Show.'"

  • So they looked at me and just ignored

  • that I existed as a human being,

  • and then I walked past

  • and some people were waiting to come to "The Daily Show"

  • and they were just like, "Nope, that wasn't him.

  • "We will wait for the real Trevor Noah

  • "who does not emerge from sanitation trucks."

  • Do I miss the summer or the warm weather?

  • (woman speaking indistinctly)

  • I think the question you should be asking is

  • how much do I hate this cold.

  • (audience laughing)

  • That is the more appropriate question.

  • It's horrible.

  • This is the worst,

  • like do you know what it is?

  • In the morning,

  • I have never dried my hair the way I dry my hair now,

  • 'cause in the morning I can feel every droplet

  • that is on my skin.

  • I've never worn this many layers of clothing.

  • I've never been this cold in my ...

  • Like if the police stopped me in New York

  • and they were like, "Put your hands up."

  • I'd be like, "No."

  • (audience laughing)

  • I'd just be like, "No."

  • Be like, "No, they're in my pockets and they're warm.

  • "Shoot me."

  • (audience laughing)

  • I'm just like, "No."

  • You have to wear so many layers.

  • The worst thing is it's not consistently cold,

  • so it's cold in the world and then when you come in

  • Americans pump up the heat so much,

  • so it's like I'm freezing and then I'm too hot,

  • and now I've got the pants under the pants under the pants.

  • I can't take the pants off, you know what I mean?

  • Then I have to get naked just to pee.

  • I feel like how women feel when you wear rompers.

  • It's like why would you even do that?

  • I'm just like

  • (vocalizing)

  • It's like, "What are you doing in there, Trevor?"

  • "Getting naked."

  • It's horrible.

  • It's the worst.

  • Yeah, everything about it is, I don't know.

  • We should just leave.

  • (audience laughing)

  • Do we not wonder where the ducks have gone?

  • We should just go.

  • We should just stop in New York in the winter,

  • so we go somewhere else.

  • We should call somewhere else New York.

  • We should just colonize a warm place.

  • (audience cheering)

  • You know what we should do?

  • This is what my proposal is.

  • We should leave New York in the winter

  • and then we go colonize Florida for the winter,

  • and then we force them to come here

  • 'cause I think too much warm weather makes people crazy.

  • That's why Florida is the way it is.

  • Cold weather makes you sane real quick,

  • so they come here, they'll be like,

  • "I shoot armadillos!"

  • And then they get here and they're like,

  • "All right, all right, calm down, calm down."

  • And then they go back to Florida,

  • then they'll be like ...

  • Yeah, that's what we do.

  • You ready?

  • Where are you from?

  • - New Zealand.

  • - New Zealand, oh, that's a long, long journey.

  • Yeah.

  • How long you here for?

  • - [Man] Six weeks.

  • - Six weeks.

  • (audience laughing)

  • I just like it, it's like flat, six weeks.

  • Yeah, that's cool.

  • Why did you come now?

  • Were you just like,

  • "I want to see what suffering in the cold seems like"?

  • (audience laughing)

  • Just want to feel it?

  • - [Man] It's summer holidays.

  • - Summer holidays?

  • (laughing)

  • So you're just like, "I'm just gonna skip summer."

  • Do you guys get snow in New Zealand?

  • No, you don't, right?

  • Not even with climate change it hasn't happened?

  • Because in South Africa we didn't really get snow,

  • and now we get a bit of snow at random times sometimes.

  • You guys no snow?

  • - [Man] We get snow like down south, really down south,

  • but not where we are.

  • - Oh, so are you enjoying the snow?

  • - [Man] Yeah.

  • - Oh, yeah, see?

  • I like that, yeah.

  • 'Cause New Yorkers, everyone is just like,

  • "The goddamn snow everywhere.

  • (audience laughing)

  • "The goddamn snow everywhere!"

  • And then every foreigner is like

  • It's the most wonderful time of the year

  • (upbeat theme music)

- Bill Gates was hosting his Goalkeepers event

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