Whoa gravity! Now I'm right side up Jake. Whoa gravity

Now I'm upside down Jake! Whoa gravity!

I'm just flipping up and down but ya can't flip images right now.

But you can fliptext.org. That my friend, is a DONG, something you can do online now guys.

Temperature Anomalies is a COOL website that shows global surface temperatures.

It's broken up into increments of five years and every time you select a new period you

can see the changes occurring.

The closer to blue it is the lower the temperature and the redder it is the higher.

As you can see, from the beginning of the timeline to the end there is a drastic difference

just like the timeline on

The History of Satellites, satellites, satellites.

Which shows you the history of the French Space Agency, CNES's satellites.

From 1963 to 2017 it shows you which satellites were orbiting Earth each year.

Let's look at 1963.

Zero? Alright let's go to 1964.

WHERE ARE ALL THE...oh there it is.

In 1965 FR-1 was the first French scientific satellite.

As you scroll through you can see the dramatic increase and this year there are 54.

If my calculations are correct 54 minus 2 is 52 so progress has been made which is great because

it made this next DONG possible.

GeoVisual lets you search public satellite imagery by finding visually similar objects.

If you click on something like wind turbines, airports, or bodies of water it will find

more of those things in other parts of the U.S.

The red dots on the atlas correspond with the images down here and when you click on

one, it will find it on the map.

If this leaves you speechless go to

Pink Trombone, an online voice simulator.

It demonstr...EXCUSE ME!

Thank you.

It demonstrates how to produce vowels and consonants with the tongue, lips, soft and

hard palate and oral and nasal cavity.

Check out what happens when I slosh this tongue all over the place.

Speaking of tongues I'm trying to think of a word and it's on the TOPO my tongue…

This website lets you type in anywhere in the world and makes a 3D model of it.

ANYWHERE!!!!!!

You choose.

Okay Los Angeles.

Thanks for your input.

It's pretty mountainous.

How about Kansas?

Zimbabwe?

Sydney?

Hong Kong?

Whoa okay let's take a beat painter.

Now who here likes music? Raise your hand. Okay 1 2 3. 3 people.

How about paintings but not actually doing the painting? 1 2 3. 3.

This is for you then.

Play music on YouTube and this site will paint along to the song.

But you can have some control by adjusting the brush size, length, and color palette.

Looks pretty good.

But keep YouTube up for

Video Drone. Not related to the David Cronenberg movie starring James Woods. It's also fantastic. This one's for the fans who know. "Long live the new flesh."

This tool lets you combine videos and adjust certain factors for each one.

You can change it visually by adjusting the opacity and mess with saturation

You can even flip it. Whoa just like flip text.org! And you can adjust the brightness and contrast and I am just having as much fun as a

Pronghorn galloping through a meadow.

Why did I bring up Pronghorns?

Because I am 1.3 times bigger than one.

Ha. Pronghorn. More like DONG Horn.

Myanimalweight.com lets you put in your weight and then choose from an array of animals to

see how you compare.

You'll probably weigh less than an elephant but hopefully more than an ant.

Yes I weigh less than a blue whale!

Take it online commenters!

But hey, hey, hey. The world doesn't revolve around me the way

Revolving Internet revolves around the screen.

Alright now that we got that going I'm gonna go look something up really...wait where's it going. Hold on! Stop spinning! Stop! Stop spinning.

Links to all the DONGs can be found in the description below.

And I'm gonna point to something else. It is a playlist right here that you can click.

It's not here in real life but it's here in your life.

You can see it because of youtube.

Thanks Youtube. Don't delete this channel uhh that would be great because I like it

And it makes me feel welcome. And it makes me feel alive.

And as always, I'm slouching, thanks for watching.

How's that? Pecs. Pecs everywhere. Pecs on pecs. Call me Gregory Pec.

Is that a person? It's probably a person.

No seriously.

Yeah! There's a taco on my shirt. Let me do this again.

Right next to my slimy little face. Okay I got this.

I'm gonna point somewhere else. Where am I gonna point? Next to my slimy little face.