字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 in the morning to you, ladies. My name is Jack's. Up to go and welcome back toe, Half life. Alex were out in the air. Reason everybody feels good. We're missing Roger, though, because he turned into being turned out to be an asshole. We're gonna leave him behind now on. But we're going to look around for some residents. May be where you think if I wear this, they'll see me. You can't see me if I can't see you. That's how the world works. Okay, Maybe I should put one of them on there. Oh, God. Okay. Do you think I could sneak up? Got no burn eights. Okay. You have any kids? Okay, you're out. Okay, we gotta get prepared. We got to get ready. I'm ready to shoot people in the head. If you guys are Are you with me Games? You feel like you are? I feel like I could do with this now. Maybe we should use this. Actually seems pretty powerful. Need to reload it pretty quick. Nobody can reload it yet, My gamer. Oh, your grace. Really room. Oh, my God. So much easier with the laser sight. You guys should really get some. You'd probably miss a lot less. Although the times that you do hit me really hurts. Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Mom, You're being mean. I am hitting. You are right. I don't know. I'm gone. Okay? He did. I need this out. Oh, that's good. Shit. Oh, that's good. Stop it. Stop. No Shotgun, please. Hi. This What's How are you still alive? How did you alive from that? Oh, God, I need a fucking drink. That guy is the worst. He's the worst. Like a short cut through that building. Okay, well, can wait your way into this building, So I'm gonna look around. What is this place, anyway? Distillery. I made God current things like that. Okay, good. Oh, God, no, no. Russell doesn't like vodka. Got it. Well, I never said that, but it's not good, but I love everyone. Everyone okay, that's all very confusing. Let me figure out how to get in, and then I'll find you some. Wonderful if you could. Actually, I agree. Vodkas Piss Jin is where it's at. Either gin or some really high quality whiskey. All right, get outta here with that vodka bullshit. You're a drink vodka if you don't have anything else to drink, and even then it's questionable. All right. I won't be taking opinions on this shit. It turns out my Brenda's a fucking word. May. Where we going, lads? Okay, sometimes it's kind of hard to see where it is. You know what I'm saying? Do you have a thing for this in you? No. I mean you have. You have vitals on goods, and I appreciate that very much. So writing this, please, please give, um All right. What's in these boom punk? You know, a lot of odd. Ken them. That's straight vodka right there. Um, let's look around. I do know that I can shoot through cars. I'm pretty sure I was doing that property. Anything in here? Can I get in floods? Let's go on a camping trip. Where we going by. I would love to go to the beach. Haven't been to the beach in ages. All right. That that doesn't really work that well. Mom died. We stop for ice cream. Mom and Dad have been dead for years. Who? Yes. Um, please. Oh, where if I was a power thing, Where would I be combine socks. Hold on. Let me do that again. I was looking up. So my voice is a con. Buying socks? Yeah. Coming out of a voice like that, They're going to take it a lot more seriously. If you Royce cracks in the middle of it, no one's gonna take that seriously. That's not really a threat. Is more of a joke at that point, I don't know what that says. Pointing at things. Hey, what does this say? Hello? Does anybody here speak Russian? All right, maybe it's in the toilet. Nice help put you in my pocket ourselves. Where are you? Oh, model. Okay, who? Who? And then you just go Wait. Easy peasy mining. You got anything on? You got a surprise. Where are they taking them? Where's the money? You know, not just a middleman, all right? Who? Yes. Oh, sweet drugs. Sweet, sweet drugs directly into my system. That's what we like. Oh, Jesus. I'm not. Can I come in? God, you are grows all right. I'll kill you in a second. I have to get there, huh? How would one do that? I'll figure it out because I'm an epic gamer. Come on, Alex. Oh, come on. You showed me the fees. Come on. Come on. Come on. Break the game. Break the game. I know you want to. I know you want to come. Come on. Come. Wait. Can I just Oh, is whatever. Guys, I'll just go in through the door. Shut up. How? That's not very nice of you Putting my stuff all over the ground like that wouldn't come back to. Oh, I want to do that. I don't even need the health. Now I have to and made pockets battery Lick it. Don't make batteries. It's done. Where the fuck did this come out of? Don't want a chair. All right, hold that. No, Grab it. Grab it The other way up. There you go. All right, I'm ready. It's step. Step, step, step. Why is the game freaking out on me? All right, I'm going to be like Hitman. No hit man is able to, like, throw the school drivers exactly like hit man. There's another thing, right? They're not giving me a 1,000,000 billion of the items. Actually, maybe I should, you know, that works much better. Would have been cool if you hit the lock. at the same time. Yeah. Franken ding, not I want to go there. Dates where we go in, gamers, Where we drop it in water, we drop it. Raise and lower our bring on the power gamers. I know. Nice. Okay, that was supposed to look cool. And now you've ruined it on me. Now, everyone at home is laughing. All right, Maybe it's Is it actually in that room yet? But what? I want to claim the ladder. Sure, sure. Little bits of everything everywhere. Hope my guys. I got up that with the speed of an Olympian. The world class ladder climber days. No big deal. Oh, after. Okay, I'm high up. I don't like that. I don't fall off. Can you just like Yeah, that's much safer than me actually trying to climb in this game. Quite point, Hoyt. Point looking, Speedy. Speedy Gonzalez. Out of my way. Who wants to go? Okay, I don't need this, so I'll just throw it down there where the thing is. Don't break. Thank you. A poncy little lad. Um but I saw you. Everyone saw you, but I saw you first. All right? What we got? I don't like these ones because they glow in. This makes it kind of hard to see where the fucking red is. Is that just my color blind ass? Come on, E. Okay, Okay. Easy, easy, easy. It's just like a little mini game, you know. Easy, easy. Shit. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Easy. Shit. It's so easy. I've never even failed it once. So good. You okay? Um, I need you, but what? We're working on. Help! Don't turn up and running again, you son of a bitch. Shit, man. We'll meet you outside. Droney. Good to see you, But look, there a combine. Barricades. Come here. Look. Stopping anyone from getting any closer to the phone. Well, now we don't need that. Do you think Make your way into the distillery and see where it takes. You might try and back online with Get destroyed. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Oh, God. I broke my hand. I hate it when you break your fucking hand. Who That?