字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Mmm. Holen Hello, speaking. No way. No way. Really? Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you, guys. We've been renewed Season two except for video season two. Look! Oh, baby, it's been so long, but it's going to be good Thio He even said now that they're actually bringing in a season two that they're going to ramp up the Siri's and vamp itto. We've even got more jacks up. The guys that ever told Jack we were even able to afford jacks up the guy. I'm so crazy that I'm so happy that Season two is here. Let's kick it off with a buying. Let's laugh like we've never laughed before seeing it too. We're back, baby smash like right now, if you're excited for Season two of Except the Funniest Home Videos, let's let's getting everyone. What did we say on the Siri's? Let's just jump into it, Rufus. I can't remember. So simple text he sent what you see The lady? Oh, you're late. Jealous. He's a stunning best stuff in there. He's legitimately looked like he was like, Hey, what's up, girls? Hey, what's up? Use? You want a piece of this ram action that probably wasn't a RAM way. Save me? No, that's that's way too narcissistic Friday. 27. What kind of McDonald's has a message? Wait, don't actually have an answer It. There's no way McDonald's has an answering service while you wait one day. Whose messages? Air. They're going to take Runnels. Hello? Yes, you're through to McDonald's. Yes. No, Big Mac's not in right now. Do it. Would you like to leave a message? Oh, no. Oh, no. Attention, beautiful. There's something super just glorious of our people running into each other and be immediately doing what they said not to do. Idiot. Attention! Attention! Oh, God, I can't I can't swear on season two. What was that? What's happening? Oh, no. Season Two. What's going on? Who did this to me again? I swear in season two. What's going on? We're not allowed to YouTube demonetisation. What I missed when I could swear I miss what I was able to swear all the time. And I was able to just yell, you know, like a long time and no one. No one had any problems with it. Yeah, I guess that's for okay. They've said that since season two is around. We got rid of swearing, but we were able to afford nicer things. They said the budget is much higher this time like this. We couldn't afford that last season. All of this is new. Everything here, all of it. Is it worth it on an all new doctor? Bill, you're ugly. You're disgusting. I'm gonna kill you! Give me a damn! Doctor! Feels the Stoke hole Savage. I didn't know Dr Phil would come after you like that. I mean, he did try and break into my house one time. I want the money. Uh, I'll raise enough hell till you give in and give it to me. What do you think? That way. Yes, Doctor. Phil, get it. I just keep picturing in my head. It's like Dr Phil in a mob movie. He's just sitting down at the chair and be like So you owe me $200. What are you going to do now? You're ugly, You're stupid and I want the money. Now my doctor feel kind of sounds a little bit like Obama. You know Obama. What's his last name? Obama care Obama. Oh, Obama's his last name. His first name is Thanks. Well, we may not have swears anymore, but at least we still have way. Were friends another tip? Gun safety. You always keep your gun on safety when you're not ready. I'm sorry I told you once. Please tell me that was unintentional. I mean, even if it's intentional, that's amazing Comedic timing. Son of a bitch. Glad I'm sorry. Okay, dammit, Clad! Get in the truck. I don't want to see you around here anymore. This is my daddy left, Dad. He was around for many years, but he left because you're a screw up. You always falling over knocking down. You gotta shoot people. That bird over there is dead. Now I'm talking about gun safety and you're off here shooting guns. What are we gonna talk about that I'm a changeup? Minutes to one, working out. You can't open water, but I think you got the wrong workout program. Damn, They're just roasted him. Are you kidding? He's still after it. Come on. Oh, no. What? I'd love one, but ladies did. It just popped it open. Really way with that classic, huh? Are you saying that women can't be strong and powerful and open up water bottles. Is that what you're saying? Come on, straight night t get the brain. Are the fifties already? Some of those things are just genuinely extremely hard to open. Okay, I'd like a chair of toasty ho's case. So I'm being like, Oh, no, this one's called. I have a bad case of diarrhea, Japanese learning English First of all, can we just appreciate how the word diarrhea really just looks like word shit? It really is just a monstrous word. Diarrhea spelled that way is de monetize Herbal diarrhea swallowed this way is not de monetized. So we're going to We're making money this time. Remember season one when every single episode of the series got claimed Andy monetize I do because I made them on. None of them are monetized. What's happening? No e wait. I need to learn the deads. I have a bad case of diarrhea. I have a bad case of diarrhea. I have a case of diarrhea. What's again? Japan knocks it out of the park. My God, running into the hospital like ma'am. Excuse me, She's like, Okay, right this way. Of course I have a bad case of diarrhea. I have a bad case off. No, just stay there, okay? I know you're new to this. Leave me alone, Jack. I've suffered enough. I've been doing for years. I'm trained. Hey, Siri. I have a bad case of diarrhea. No, it doesn't, does it? And just in case have you guys heard about Cho? We got a brand new collection out the reflective collection, and it's awesome, and I really like it. This is one of the windbreakers that we have with new shirts. We've you long sleeves. Look, what do you care aboard friends today and you'll never get away. I'm jacks up the guy, and I endorse this message. That's a great price. You can wear your chair. Oh, my God. The future is now technics awful. Yes, there's two of them. It's just like, hey, friends here, classic mean template. Meet me and all my friends hanging out. Don't forget that it's made to make you look really cool. That is some fat Alfa energy. If you're walking down the street. Never was like, what is he wearing? And then you just go and then you just sit down. Everything's gonna be like mother of God. I need one. I need one right now. £323. £591 for two were not just get fight. Do you want to sit down once, Twice or five times with the low price of $1296. I did it. I bought one. It's gonna ship in December, so we'll have a follow up video. When Whenever the singer Ryan's I'm gonna be so cool, I'm gonna walk down the street and what everybody else is like, Man, there's nowhere to sit. I'll just be like, Okay, that's enough laughing for the day. My sights have officially burst. I'm seeping all over. My floor is not right. No way have double face, Jack. We have cloaked Jack. And then we have regular Jack, the host of your Evening of the Jacks up the gay variety smasher. Thank you guys so much watching this video. There's plenty more of jacks up, guys. Funniest home videos that you guys can watch down below into the description. Go back and watch all of season one to see what you missed out on.
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