I have a rich nemesis called Aria who embarrassed me in a game of chess.

我創立一間公司稱作"notvine"平台分享

I started to work on, not fine.

6.1秒的影片

And then suddenly Aria launched, refined before us, allowing people to share 5.9 2nd videos.

我有個有錢人朋友polio

You're generally on the active users we have so far.

他曾在對弈西洋棋給我難堪

53,000.

我開始在notvine工作

It's crazy for me.

突然 Arya 趕在我們之前, 開始Revine

At 35,000 last week.

該平台允許使用者分享

Yeah, we're actually going really fast.

5.9秒輪播影片

We just surpassed resigned a few days ago.

Yo 珍娜蒂, 我們有多少個活躍的使用者?

They're so 45.

目前...

Wow, that's amazing.

五萬三千個

And I gotta go now.

那太瘋狂了吧, 我們上週才三萬五千個

You keep up the good work.

Yeah, 事實上

Oh, we're going?

我們成長真的很快

Yeah.

我們幾天前超過Revine, 他們只有四萬五千個

Or is it you want to meet?

哇 這太神奇惹

I'm not sure why, but I think it's about reviving.

啊 我必須要走了, 保持下去

I'm gonna go see someone else before.

Oh 你要去哪?

So where you going?

Yo RSA 想要見我, 我不確定為什麼

To see the tech need.

但是

All right, bye.

我想是關於Revine, 但在此之前

Are you the tech?

我有一個必須見面的人

Lead is the sky Blue is the earth.

你在哪裡碰面?

Flat is wrecked, Native The future.

技術領導(The Techlead)

I see.

好喔 bye

Wait.

你就是技術領導?

One who I am doesn't matter.

天空是藍的嗎? 地球是平的嗎?

It is where you are that matters.

ReactNative 是未來趨勢嗎?

You are everywhere but yet lost.

恩, 我明白, 等等! 什麼? 我是誰不重要

So you are nowhere in your mind, But yet you stand here in the flesh.

你在哪裡才重要

Detect Lee is everywhere.

到處都是你. 然而你迷失了

It is all around us, even now in this very backyard that my parents let me stay in while I cash in on my unemployment checks.

所以你從心中消失了

I am the tack lied, and I am Detect me.

但你身體還站在這

Sergeant reminds active users, please.

到處都是技術領導

No, actually.

他環繞我們四周

How'd you get them?

即使現在, 在後院

Well, I mean extension.

我父母允許我待這裡

That makes it easy for people to cut six second clips from YouTube and upload them to either revenge or not.

我仍可以受益於

It has a pixel that logs all the Internet activity.

失業津貼

So that way I contract revives user base for stars.

我是一位技術領導 我是

So you're logging every single web site they visit?

The Techlead

Yeah.

你怎知Revine活躍使用者的數量?

Everyone.

拜託 別說了 講真的 你怎得到它

All right, then.

我做一個擴充功能讓使用者簡單剪輯

What's the most popular website that I visit?

6秒的影片, 不管是上傳Revine或notvine

Sure.

他有一pixel記錄網路活動, 讓我追蹤Revine使用量. 所以你可以記錄每個人瀏覽的網站?yeah, 每個人

What are you doing?

好, 那我最常瀏覽的網站是什麼?

Joe told me to move the videos by 10 pixels.

色...

Word on the street is that you're a tech lead at Google.

John 你在幹嘛?

Is that true?

Joe告訴我要移動影片

He said you were a legend.

約10 pixel

It's a good question, but someone inefficiently asked The time Complexity of your question is linear to the number of words you're using.

巷仔內說你是技術領導

Can you do any better?

在Google

Perhaps.

這是真的嗎? 說你是傳奇

Sub lin.

這是好問題, 但有人

Your log rhythmic before we get to the answer.

沒效率問: 時間複雜度

Let's try whiteboard in the question.

你的問題是線性正比於你的說話的字數

You have 30 minutes way.

你能做得更好? 或許是次線性演算

Speak aloud while you're thinking as you're working.

演算, 在我們得到答案之前

Okay.

我們嘗試白板問答

So are you the technique that Google Well, I quit several months ago.

你有30分鐘, 請大聲的說出你的方法

I really wish this place has changed, you know, Supposed to be someone like me works out daily.

OK 所以你是Google技術領導?

So it's just a girlfriend.

well 幾月前, 我離職了

You can teach me how to code in defeat, Aurea.

我真希望有健身房, 你知道嗎?

Yes, but only if you defeat me in a one on one duel to death.

尤其是我

Okay, But like not not to the death, right?

每天健身的人

Okay, fine.

你的辣女友如何?

You have the power to win the battle without coding.

你可以教我如何寫程式打敗Arya嗎?

When you start using your heart, you won't need I d ease or terminals.

好

You must tap into the elemental power You're born with it language.

唯有你打敗我在一對一單挑

So you learn first way home the language that I know.

直到死掉

What framework should I use?

Ok 不是真的死?

Do you use vim?

沒錯吧? Ok 好

A rematch code alone will not solve your problems.

你有力量不需要寫程式就打贏這場戰鬥

I've written all kinds of code in my life but the strongest coat is inside you.

當開始用你的心

Finally I pushed my future man.

你不需要IDE或終端機

I'm overworked.

你必須能使用這種與生俱來的力量

Lots of us feel overworked.

我不明白...

Just standard for Silicon Valley.

我必須先從哪種語言學起? 我應該懂多少種語言?

Suck it up and deal with.

我應該用哪種框架?

It's not only here and yet a promotion promotion.

你用vim 或 Emacs? 單靠寫程式解決不了你的問題

Jeez, do you think someone will promote me once last night even.

我人生讀遍所有程式, 但最強的程式

Did I?

在 你 心 中

Just pushing 11,000 line future.

最後 我

You literally changed all the spaces.

上功能了 man

Two taps.

真費力 很多工夫

You're right.

就像是個標準的矽谷人 忍著點

It was more than just 11,000 lines.

就會聽到被提拔的消息 升職?

I deserve more recognition.

天才! 你覺得Summi會提拔我?

I should be more suited.

你最後做的一件事是什麼?

It's kill or be killed out there.

只上了一萬一千行的功能

John.

你逐行把所有spaces改成

Whenever I want promotion, I walk up to the CTO with eight offers in hand, telling their site won't last a week without me bagging for me to stay.

tabs

I'm a secret.

沒錯 這不只是全部一萬一千行

Tell your hearing, tiger.

我應該被看見

Okay?

我應該更加肯定 搞定它John

I think I know what you're trying to say.

每當我想要升職 我走向CTO辦公室 手上有八個offer

In order for me to get that promotion, I need a look smarter.

我告訴他們: 如果沒有我, 網站撐不過一週, 我

Hey, I want to do you smell kappas?

不需要乞求留下來, 想知道我秘訣?

Uh, no.

老虎尿

Anyway, um, So I wanted to talk to you about What is it, John?

老虎

I'm busy trying to revert your 11,000 line feature.

OK 我明白你說的了

Oh, well, I think I deserve I mean, I haven't offer from Microsoft.

為了得到提拔

I'm running out of coffee.

我需要看起來聰明一點

Can you go out and get me something?

Hey 我想要...談談

Just keep the change like a bonus.

你有聞到kappus味道嗎? 痾...(聞~)

You do not need this.

沒有 Humm

Here, Drink this wait.

無論如何 我要 跟你談談 有什麼事, John?我很忙 我正改回

Is this piss?

你的 一萬一千行的”功能“

Why'd you do that?

well 我想我應得...

I'll make you another one.

我的意思是

Hey, I sistemas guard.

我有微軟的offer 我咖啡喝完了

We can do whatever we want or we could hook up with each other.

你可以幫我買咖啡嗎?

Come on, that's meditate.

零錢不用找了

I gotta be more suited.

好康?

Sonny, I'm reviewing your code.

你不需要這個

And I see something that certainly Yeah, sure.

給你, 喝它

What's up?

等等, 這是尿?

You see here?

你為什麼要這樣做? 我再做一杯

Can you tell me what you're doing here?

嘿, 大夥! 自從Joma離開, 我們可以

I'm catching errors.

做我們想做的囉~

Uh, see.

我們互相也可以更進一步囉~

So here's the thing and not fine.

來吧 我們來冥想

We don't catch yours.

我要更加肯定自己

We want less errors, right?

Summi 我審過你的程式

Hey, guys.

我不是很明白

So today's my last day working here, not mine.

怎麼了? 你看

It's been so great working with you all.

這邊

And this is such an amazing team.

可以告訴我這裡在做什麼嗎?

And you guys are so lucky to have each other.

我在捕捉錯誤

But, you know, I think it's time for me.

啊 看看

Oh, Where you going, my love?

在notvine, 有件事要說

I got to Harvard in Canada.

我們不捕捉錯誤

Keep this with you.

我們想要少一點錯誤

We're gonna miss you.

嗨 大家, 今天是我在這裏工作的最後一天

Make sure you stay hydrated with a hint.

notvine

Water.

跟你們一起工作很棒

You could get 10% off if you go to him, Doc.

這是很厲害的團隊 和 你們大家有

Oh, slash German.

這麼棒的同事 但我想該是時間前進了

That's jail and pay.

親愛的, 你要去哪?

You'll always be part of the team.

我去加拿大的harvard

You're not buying family now.

拿著這個

And your friends could be not buying family too.

我們會想你

If they go to John s y dot com, then get a shirt for his cheap is only $25.

確保你保持水分

All right, guys, I This is useless.

帶著hint 水

This is not working, man.

你可以打九折, 如果你去

This is a waste of my time.

hint.co/joma

I knew it meant you're old.

JO MA

You know nothing about this world.

你永遠是這個團隊的一份子

You don't work at Google anymore.

你現在是notvine家庭的一員

I'm trying to free your mind, Joma.

你的家人也是

But I can only show you the door.

如果他們去 JomaSwag.com可以拿到只有$25衣服

You're the one that has to walk through it.

好的 大家

I should have known this was a scam.

bye

I once stood in your place and I, too, was disrespectful.

man 這沒用 這根本無效

My I offer you some advice.

浪費我時間

Forget everything you think you know.

我就知道 你老了 根本什麼都不懂這世界

Hey, everyone.

你甚至不在Google工作! 我

If you like this video, don't forget to, like comment and subscribe.

試著釋放你的心, Joma

Thank you.

師父領進門

All right.

修行在個人 我早該知道這是場騙局

Thank you for watching.

我也曾經跟你一樣

It was amazing.

不尊重自己

It was really fun.

給你一個忠告

Shooting so difficult.

忘記你以為你知道的一切

Seven.

嗨 大家 如果你喜歡這部影片

So if he enjoyed it as much as we do, don't forget to life.

別忘了喜歡 評論 訂閱 謝謝你

Subscribe.

謝謝觀賞

And today is Genevieve's last day.

這是很開心的拍攝

Yeah.

如果你享受我們所做的

E You want to say thank you to our fans?

別忘了喜歡和訂閱

Thank you for having me.

今天是珍娜蒂的最後一天

I have time, huh?

bye

Yeah.

peace out, 你有想跟我們

She's always like that.

粉絲說什麼嗎？謝謝邀請我

Sorry for not being in the last episode.

yeah

I just wasn't around.

抱歉 抱歉 抱歉大家

But that's why I'm so I hope you'll enjoy this video anyways.

她總是這樣 抱歉大家我