Andyou'renoteven, uh I'm gonna I wasthinking, though, thatrightnow I mighttrythiswithwaterandseewhathappensandseeifthere's a noticeabledifferenceinthedeliciousnessorthetexture.
So I'm gonnagreasemylittledishhere, and I don't knowaboutyou, butmyhandshavebeenturningintocrackedlittleoldladyhandswithallthishandwashingthatwe'vebeendoing.
So I'm actuallyprettyexcitedaboutgettingsomegoodoldfashionedsaffloweroilrubbedintomycracklingflesh.
But I willsaythatmyringshaveneverbeensparkle.
You'rewithallthewashing.
Although I don't knowthatThatsortofthinkinglikemaybewe'resupposedtotakeyourringsoffeverytimeyouwash, cause I don't knowwhatever.
Um, but I feellikewithRosen, Greenmeansthat's thewaytheirbestfreshgreenbeansshirtlike I'd lovetojust, like, sautethemreallyquicklyandkeepthemniceandcrispandthenaddlike a shittonofgarlicattheendorsomething.
Um, youknow, I guess I justfeellikewithvegetables, I mostly, um, juststeamthemorsautethemwithsomeoilandbutter.
Uhoh.
Butlike, um, cauliflowerslightlyamountreallythinin a singlelayerand a bigskilletandletthemgetlike, kindofcharredandthenandsomelemonandsalt, obviously, andCemchilipepperflakes.
I have a reallygoodrestbeforewithsahbeeBrusselssprouts, roastedBrusselssproutsthathavedid a videofor a longtimeago.
Um, alsoanoldvideoforjusthowtocookkalewithsesameoilandsesameseeds, whichis I mean, youcandowhateveryouwantonit, but, um, I likeitwith a littlebitofthosethingsonit.
Let's see.
Okay, Whatelse?
Whatotherkindofquestions?
Oh, smart.
Um, yes, Tacosensetorkelssonsay, um, TacoSenseisays, savedallhissorherMaggieleftoversandmade a vegetablebroth.
Um, whichis a greatidea.
And I mean, I dothatnormallywould.
But I have a baginmyfreezerwhere I justputallmycarrots, celery, onion, garlicscraps, reallyanythingexceptlikebellpepperyflavorsorbroccoliflavorslikeChristopherspecials.
Butanythingelsepotatopeels, mushroomstems, um, andthenperiodically, wheneverthebagisfull, I'llputitatpullitoutandadd a bunchwaterandjustboilitonthestoveandmake a reallyniceveggiebroth.
Sothatis a greatwaytoconserveyourfood.
Um, I don't have a Frenchdiprecipe.
Um, I'venevermadespaghettiosSorry.
I feellike I'm failingnow.
Um, do I doanyovernightseasoningswhen I cook a chuckorrelics?
Um, well, didyoumissit?
I justsaidyoucouldsproutlentils.
Youcouldsproutsomeandtheneatthemraw.
Youcouldmake a littlechilly.
Oh, I needlentiltacos a whileback.
I shouldmakethoseagain.
Whatdid I do?
Okay, soobviouslyonionpeppersatsomecookedlentils.
And I cookedthattogether, andthenseasonit, youknow, addspices, whatever.
Useyourtongueandyourmouth.
Wholegooseorvinegar.
OftenlikeifsomethingisjustThisisjust a generaltipacrosstheboardpingdinner, andyou'retastingit.
Andthen, attheveryend, I add, somechoppedwalnutsarechoppedupEtta's orsomethinglikethattogiveit a littlebitofcrunch, likeitwon't staycrispyexactlycoughingupasyoucookandthenslapthatmofoin a tacoshell.
OhmyGod.
I justsaidTacoShellin a tortillaany.
And I apologizethateveryonewasevereating a tacoforcallingin a tacoshell.
I mean, I docallit a tacoshellif I'm referringto a crispytacoshelllike a friedcorntortillathat's benchlikethisinto a classictacoshape.
Um, oneofthesimplestways I knowhowtomakedollisifyouhave a canofroad, estimateisandgreenchilies, youcookthatwithyourlentilsandaddlike a bigscoopofcurrypowderwallah.
Putitonrice.
But a littleScoobyoveritontopofit, Yougotit.
You'redone.
Dinnerserved.
There's nobest.
Butwhocareswhenit's theapocalypse?
Justkidding.
I actually, umdoyoureallymissmyvegetableswhen I don't getmygreens?
Um, but I alsohad, like, reallystockedupon a lotofstuff a fewweeksago.
But I thinkanyonewholikestocookyoulike, youknow, likewealwaysstockuponpressjustbecause I'm like, Oh, that's interesting.
That's interesting.
I hadthisjarofchocolatetoheating.
I'llgetitforyou.
Actually, hedoeslikefancychocolateandstuff s Oh, it's blacksesameseedsandcocoalikecook.
Howand, oh, smellsogood.
But I justhadnoideawhattodowithit.
Buttheotherday I madetahinicookiesandusedtahiniandcoconutoil, usedthistahiniandcoconutoilinsteadofbutter, sotheyalsoendedupbegin, andthere's noeggs.
Maybe I'lldothatnexttime.
If I doanotheroneofthese, um, youcoulddowithregulartahiniorprobablyjustalmondbutter, peanutbutterorwhatever, butanyway, likeitturnedoutsodelicious, I couldn't believeit.
Um, soit's justbeenkindoffunactuallydigginginmypantryandtryingtofigureoutlikewhat I canmakeoutofrandomstuffthat I findthat's beenintherefor a while.
Um, andshesaysit's kindofnicetoactuallyhavetimetomakebreakfastnow, which I agree.
So I thinkoneofthethingsisnow, myhonestly, myidealhashbrownisfromWaffleHouse, andit's becausethey're, like, almostcreamyontheinsidebecausethey'recookedsomuchandthenthey'reverycrispyontheoutside.
You'restartingwithcookedgratedpotatoes, whichiswhichdoesn't make a hugedifference.
Soifyouhavethetime, youcanbake a fewpotatoes, letthemcoolandthengreatthemandthenfrythemandthey'llbecrispyanditwon't takeuslong.
We'lljustlikeyou.
Onething I usedtodowhen I woulddohomefriesandthiswasmyoldhomefriesvideo, too.
God, I'm referencinglike a lotofoldvideos, andyouknowwhatitisbecausewhenwestartedtheshow, I meanandalways I'vebeenThisis, likedorecipesforfoodthat I actuallycookalmostallthetime.
Except, likeMcDonald's McGriddle I mean, I don't makethoseever I don't think I'vemadethemsincewemadethevideo.
Um, ButmypointisOh, yeah, Mypointis, whenwestarted, I wasmostvegetarian, and I didn't haveanymoney.
And I thinkthekeythereistonotpacketsuperthick I reallyjustmaybe, like, lessthan 1/2 inchthickofpotatoes.
Andyoucouldmake a littlelikemoundsifyouhave a biggriddle, um, andlethimcome.
Very, very, verydone.
Verybrown.
Andthey'llkindofstarttosticktogether, andthenthewholething, like a pancake.
Andthenifyou'lllethimcook a littlebitlongerandletthesteamcomeupandgetthemallcookedthrough, andthen I liketocranktheheatupagainIftheendandgethim a niceinSicily.
Andalsousewaymoreoilthanyouthink.
Youshoulduse a lotofoil.
That's probablybelievethesecrettipsisthatyouhavetouse a wholelotofoil.
Um, and I alwaystrytothink I'm gonnamakehimbehealthy, But, uh, I neveram.
UmOh, mygosh.
BradWarrants.
Whoa!
Hey, Brad.
Um, let's see.
Did I mentiontheyoungonesyet?
I don't knowwhatthatmeans.
Um, okay, if I couldonlypickupfivethingsfromthegrocerystoretowliveonfortheapocalypse.
What?
That's a commission.
Okay, um, I'm assumingyoudon't mean I canonlyhaveoneineachofthesefivethings.
I'm assuming.
Youmean I canhave a CZmanyas I want.
Okay.
I would D'oh.
Do I have a freezer?
I'm assuming I alsohave a freezer.
Maybe I shouldn't assumethat, butrightnowweallhavefreezersasfaras I know.
Um, frozenspinach.
I findthatonceyoucook, itisoneofthemostversatilefrozenvegetablesbecauseyoucanjustputitinwith a thenwithcheese.
Oh, andalsoso, thisrecipejusttodoextratest, I madeitwithwaterinsteadofmilkornondairymilkorwhateverourcoconutmilk, justtoseewhatwouldhappen.
So I willtellyouhowitcomparestotheone I madelasttime, whichhadhempmilkinit.
Because I liketogethighwhen I eatfood.
Mmm.
Surelywork, huh?
Oh, man.
Yeah.
So I wassayingearlier, Thisisreallygood.
Wateristotallyfine.
Youcouldtotallymakethiswithwater.
Therewego.
Everybodygetscakenow.
But I wassayingearlieratthebeginning, but I have, like, reallyhaven't beenthatstressedoutaboutthewholestatehomething, and I actuallyjustreallyliketostayathome.
Um, butforthelastfewnights, holyshit.
I'vebeenwakingupwiththesorestjawmusclesand, like, myteethhurtandmyheadhurts, but I'vebeen, like, clenchingmyteethatnight.
Soobviously, whatever I think I'm doing, I'm like, tryingthelaw.
Thisisfine.
Like, obviously, it's likeresonating.
Andmyjobis a reason.
Soanyway, it, like, kindofhurtstochewon.
And I gotoutlikemyoldnightguardfromyearsago.
Thatdoesn't quitefitanymore, Butit's cool.
Lastnightandthathelped a lotlikeatleastmyheaddidn't hurt.
Butlikeyesterday, man, I had a headacheallday.
Um, anditwaslike I couldtellitwas, like, directlyrelatedthiothes, umjawmuscles.
I meanthattheotherday, too, because I found a bagof, um, frozenblackeyedpeas.
But I meanttocookonnewyears.
Oh, myGod.
That's whythisisallhappening.
Y'allIt's because I forgottocookourblackeyedpeasunderyours.
Day.
I apologize.
ThisistheMadlock.
Sorry.
Um, but I didforgettocookblackeyedpeasontheEarthday, andthen I and I didn't haveanyhelpinuse, whichwassad, but I didhavesomeredbellpepperandsomecannedjalapenosandsomeonion, SoYeah, I'm inTexascaviar.
Itturnedoutreallygood.
Um, okay.
Whatelse?
Oh, empanadas.
That's a goodidea.
Um, yeah.
Talktacos I made.
Soperhapstheotherday.
Oh, that's anotherthing.
A lotofpeoplearelike I can't getflour.
I can't getflour, butgo.
I betyoucangetmassage, deny, butyoucangettortillaflour.
Um, and I have a bigjarofit.
So I'vebeenmakingSofus, whichislike, reallylike a fattortilla.
I have a Anita's whichalsousesthat, um, youmakeyourowntortillas, ofcourse, toalsomakeyourownflourtortillasIfyoudohaveflower, I'vegot a videoforthat.
It's a reallygoodrecipe, andit's reallyfunforkids.