(CHOIR SINGING)

(SIREN WAILING)

MAN 1: You get the door, John. MAN 2: Right.

MAN 1: What's wrong?

Here, here, give it to me.

Twenty-two.

What the hell do you think you're doing?

Pinching my bottom in a hospital queue. I mean...

-Good morning. Name, please. -Uh, Bean.

And what seems to be the problem?

(MUMBLING)

(IMITATING RATTLING)

Have a ticket and take a seat, please, Mr Bean.

(BELL DINGS)

WOMAN ON PA: Security to the east door, please.

Security to the east door.

(STIFLING LAUGHTER)

(BEEPS)

Twenty-three.

(LAUGHING)

(MUFFLED COMPLAINING)

Mmm. Yeah.

Oh, never mind. Won't be long.

(BELL DINGS)

WOMAN ON PA: Dr Marlow to Obstetrics, please,

Dr Marlow. Thank you.

(CHORTLING)

(EXCLAIMING)

(BEEPING)

Twenty-four.

Twenty-four.

(BELL DINGS)

WOMAN ON PA: Staff announcement, this is a staff announcement.

The canteen's special carvery offer

will be on Friday this week instead of Thursday.

Next week's special will be on Thursday as usual.

-Thank you. -(PHONE RINGING)

Hello, Reception.

(CLEARS THROAT)

Fifty-two.

(EXCLAIMS IN JOY)

(GRUMBLING)

MR BEAN: Get off!

(PATIENTS COMPLAINING)

NURSE 1: 92.

That was quick.

Hang on. What about me? Come back here! Hang on.

Somebody's turned it the wrong way up.

That's better. There.

-Twenty-six. -At last!

(GRUMBLING)

NURSE 1: Fifty-one.

Follow me.

Is this anybody's?

(MUFFLED YELLING)

NURSE 2: Oh!

Not too long now. Don't you worry.

-52. -(EXCLAIMS GROGGILY)

Over here.

WOMAN ON PA: Dr Marlow, have you got your beeper on?

-(BEEPING) -53.

Dr Marlow, have you got your beeper on? Thank you.

-It's you! -You're risking your life, sunbeam!

-Name? -Bean.

-And what is the problem? -The problem...

(GRUMBLING)

Look at it! Look!

Now come on, can't you do something about it?

Take a ticket and have a seat, please.

(EXCLAIMS IN SHOCK)

(GRUMBLING)

(FANFARE PLAYING)

(CAMERA CLICKS)

(CAMERA CLICKS)

(CAMERA CLICKS)

(CAMERA CLICKING)

(EXCLAIMING)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTING)

Boo!

Not bad.

The two of us.

There.

(HEAVY SCRAPING)

(MUTTERING)

(SIGHS)

(BLOWING)

Ah!

Mmm!

(GRUMBLING)

(SNIPPING)

Good.

Hmm.

Ah!

Oh!

(CHUCKLES)

(MUTTERING)

(HUMMING)

You want to... You on the other side?

(CHIEF OF THE GUARD BARKING COMMAND)

(CAMERA CLICKS)

MR BEAN: Oh, no!

(GRUMBLING)

Ah!

(WHIRS BRIEFLY)

(WHIRRING)

(WHIRRING)

Good night.

Oh, Teddy.

Ah, Asterix.

(LAUGHING)

Just a minute. Just a minute.

Glasses. So beautiful.

(IMITATING LAUGHTER)

Oh, look at the time.

(MUMBLING SOOTHINGLY)

(SIGHS SLEEPILY)

(CLOCK TICKING)

(MOTORCYCLE RACING LOUDLY BY)

(SIGHING)

(CAT YOWLING)

(CATS SCREECHING)

(SNARLING)

(BARKING)

(CATS YOWLING)

(METALLIC CLATTERING)

(BARKING)

Ah!

(EXHALES SLEEPILY)

(GASPING)

(SIGHS)

(WHITE NOISE HISSING ON TV)

-(CHANGES CHANNEL) -(WHITE NOISE HISSING)

-(CHANGES CHANNEL) -(WHITE NOISE HISSING)

-(CHANGES CHANNEL) -(TIMER TICKING ON TV)

Ah!

(ROCK MUSIC BLARING)

Ah!

Of course!

(COUNTING UNDER HIS BREATH)

(GRUNTS)

(COUNTING UNDER HIS BREATH)

Oh!

Ah!

(COUNTING UNDER HIS BREATH)

Oh!

(CHOIR SINGING)