AndPhiliptoldmethathewasgetting a vasectomy, andthenhedidn't.
Oh, myGod, That's crazy.
Oh, myGod.
I can't believethat.
I know, right?
Thoseballsaremine.
Hetriestotakehimagain.
I'm a bunchofladieskilogramgroupsCan't betalkinglikethatforPhilip.
Allright, Goose.
Wherewegowhogivemeheight?
YoungKyungcansneaktryingtotrace a goesawayvideo.
Youdamnit!
I gotthepopeand I'm lostagain.
Thelifeof a gooseis a hardone, folks.
Youdon't knowhowharditis.
Atleastwe'llalwayshaveboxHideagain.
How'd youget?
Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This'd ordinarybox.
Nogoosearound.
Umbox.
Yes, Yes.
You'renotgoingtostopmethistime, oldman.
I'm onmywaytothetop.
YoungJews, 300 spring.
A knife, a fork, a platepepperand a candle.
We'llhavetobringthem.
Setthetable.
Whattable?
I have a task.
I have a missionfromthegooseoverlords.
YoungKyungCamFork.
Ok, butleaveThisyearshe'llneverseemedownhere.
Young, young, young, young, laughingYoungnoiseshave a nice I have a nicestaybacksoon, brothers.
Soonwewillrise.
Sheknowsmealready.
Uhhuh.
You'd neversuspectme.
BrothersnowisthegooserowuprisingNowistheyoungconingthatthere's notimelikethepresentwillnevergive a goose a knifeGive a goose a knifeHe'llstabyousevenwaysfromSunday.
MaybeitoutDon't killyouThink I couldstab?
Youthink I couldstabherfairlyquickly?
Planningonstealingsomething?
Planonmurderingmeinmysleep?
No!
Well, peaceout, Peaceout!
I'm just a goosewith a knifeand I'm notafraidtouseit.
Oh, sweet, Nice.
ComegetmenowasMarella, I'm a goosewith a missionand a knife.
I wanttodestroytheworld.
Well, maybethisisthetable I havetosay.
Youngcox, thattableThatdoesn't lookverysettome.
Well, whatdoweneed?
A fork?
A plate?
There's a platedownhere.
Thisissoeasy.
I'm just I'm just a smarthisgooseofall.
Okay, I'm upfloor.
I'm upfor I'm good.
Goosehelp!
Justdon't kickmeout, okay?
Thisiswhere I needtobe.
I'm upfor C.
Don't kill.
Comeuptomealone, lady.
I needtheforkneedforpepperand a candle.
Okay, shucks.
Dag, Nabitthen.
Heckandgo, sir.
Gotawayfrommeagain.
Dangright I did, becauseYoungKyungcan't sneakdeviousyoungnoises.
Seeyoulater.
Youcontrol, youlooklike a goose, butyoucontrollike a swan.
Okay, let's putyouuponthetable.
Nice.
Now I justneedpepperand a candle.
I knowwherethecandleis.
ButgoosenonowherePepperinjustcandleshallbemine.
Candleismine.
You'llnevercatchmealive, Lady.
We'llnevercatchmedeadeither.
Whydon't youcatchmeatall?
PumpPump?
PumpitupspaceBestbespecial.
It's pastitsbestsplash.
I'm gonenow.
I can't getcopiedthisladyeither.
I'm gonnahavetobe a deviouslittlegoose.
I wasgonnahangouthere.
There's thepepper.
It's upinthetop.
Left.
Theyseeitnow.
What?
Myfaceisprobablyblockingitfromyouguys.
Sorry.
Okay, Thereyougo.
Leaveladypreparingthisdinnerforyou.
Theloveofmylife.
Okay.
Howam I supposedtogetthatupthere?
I know, I know.
Now I know.
Nowhe'llkillCamGoose.
Yeah, That's a verygoodjobfor a goose.
If I sayso.
Mygoosejanki, OCpepper.
ShelbyMine.
MypepperyoungkilledCam.
Sneeze.
Sorry.
D'IsereAllergictopepper.
Theperfectescape.
Nooneeversuspectsthegoose.
Actually, everyonesuspects a goose.
Hesometimesnotgood, butthisyoungkillcam.
Good.
Notback.
Itwasgoingtousedeviouslittleman.
Yes.
Setthetable.
Thehardesttaskofall.
Butnice.
Youdid a goose.
Youshouldbeproudofyourself.
TomCruiseisouttherelookingforyousomewhere.
Whatelsecould I do?
Tap a keg.
I hadtosteal a pint.
Glasssteal a pint.
Glass.
Anybodyseeanypint?
Glassesdon't existunlesshaveGuinnessinthemtome.
Youguysknow I wasIrish?
Yeah, Thereitis.
Wasundermybeakallalong.
I justdidn't seeit.
Theydidn't.
Youngcardinal?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Andgoes, Whereiseverybody?
Wait.
What?
Steve A pintglassanddropitintocanal.
That's agesaway.
Maybeit's maybeit's onthewaytothenextarea.
I thinkthecanalisgonnaconnectthewholesystem.
So I havetostealthepintglassandputitnearby.
Somewherewheretheendingis.
Thisisalsobroken.
I didn't dothat.
I didn't dothat.
All I didwasyoung.
Youhavenoproof.
Oh!
Oh, she's rightthere.
Oh, thisisbad, guys.
She'llneversuspected a thing.
Okay, fine.
Mymind, youknow, killed.
Perfect.
plan.
What a greasylittlegoose.
Okay, I'm gonnakeepthis.
Wheredoessheputtheboxes?
I needtokeepitsomewherewhereshewon't seeit.
Sheseesit, she'llbringitback.
She's notbringingbacktheotherstuff.
Somaybe I couldjustkeepitonthetable.
Look, No, hesaidstone.
Oh, youneversuspectHuitWaas.
He's gonnasitdownagaintonight.
Can I pullthechairfromunder?
Couldwepulltheepicprank?
Getbrightroad, GetrightYougotprice.
Soareyou a prank?
Epicallyanuntitledgoosegamegoneepic.
Hi.
What's goingontoday?
Thatflowerandeattheflower.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hey, you're a goSueBrothersBrothers.
Yes, thatwasthesignal.
I didn't knowwehadsleeperagentshere, brothers, whenthetimecomestoflapforriot.