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top of the morning to you ladies might even like that guy.
And welcome to Pigeon simulator.
I saw this on Twitter ages ago.
Andi, I was really excited for it to come out.
I was waiting for a demo.
I was waiting for something just so I could dig my little pigeon feet into a no.
Boston Studios.
Same people who did.
I am fish.
I am brand all of that stuff.
They This is part of their new prototype range, and I'm really excited pitching for the bread in the space.
Okay?
I don't know what I do in this game.
Apparently, it's even up to four players What the Jesus is happening in this picture.
And why is it so warm in my room?
Oh, Jesus.
I'm right into it.
Okay.
Feeling lost?
Yes.
I have no idea how I got here at this time in my life in YouTube.
Okay?
There's a nasty over there.
Need sticks.
All right.
Everywhere that need sticks.
I like that.
We have Paige and vision.
No pigeon vision is, but I'm glad that exists.
Okay.
How do we do anything?
Oh, God.
I just shat on an egg on people but they get pee all over them.
You are starving.
How did you know?
All right, where do I get food?
I'm gonna attack people.
You could find food, Clothes, two bins.
All right.
Ah, there we go.
I need to grab stuff.
Was I'm going.
Yes, I got it.
But Hardaway, stop.
Here we go.
A little bit.
And the best vision I could jump so huge.
You just lay eggs here.
Oh, everyone, be nice to me.
Okay.
God, I haven't had any training in this, Okay?
So don't know.
Excellent.
Amazing landing.
Just attack people dead or alive.
You're coming with me by I Straight up.
Just hug someone.
I see him.
Another victim.
Another lamb for the slaughter.
Come here, baldy.
Okay, Come on.
What is the best feature of this game?
All right, you're going up with the chimney.
I'm putting you up here.
You don't have any choice with deal with it.
Okay, Hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
I need to Yes.
Down.
Ugo.
Oh, God.
This feels like this feels like 2016 YouTube again.
This is so fun.
I don't You get a human run over a pretty Sammy.
That was a guy who just slapped me.
Oh, no.
How fine.
I'll get him out of the street.
Who's more heartless?
The pigeon to put him here and kill them Or the people who didn't want to pick up his body afterwards.
I think that says a lot about humanity that says a lot of our society.
Here you go.
Dinner served, huh?
I killed another one.
Still, I just can't stop killing people.
I'm addicted to it.
Okay.
I'm on a mission right now to get sticks there.
I got one.
All right now, Pigeon Vision guide me home.
I need to put it in this nest right here.
But how do I do?
Said thing.
It just did it.
Oh, I'm gonna lay some eggs and my progeny.
You're gonna rule the world.
I hate eggs.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I just fired it out.
A bunch of thanks.
Mickey D's.
That's not Mickey D's is KFC.
That means I'm eating chicken.
You're gonna want that coffee.
Oh, yeah.
He pieces of trash.
Your ambition.
I'm eating the trash that I am.
I'm a lesser form of being.
Thanks.
Game Finally, a game I can relate to.
Finally, a game that speaks my language.
Ah, they have the goat goat from goat simulator.
Ah, that's fun.
I like that.
I like when developers show each other some phone and respect towards each other.
Properties like that a lot.
Okay, Time to eat.
Happy meal.
It's a cheery me.
I have big plans again.
I can make a nest at the very top of this thing.
And I don't know why you haven't been doing it, because that's a great idea.
This is a much better place for a nest.
Okay.
Can I lay eggs?
Yes.
So many eggs.
Wait.
Can I blame or can you guys hatch?
I want to see what happens.
I want to take over the world with pigeons.
I just lame.
Or what's the point?
Okay.
I have objectives in first.
The park infest the plaza, infest the factory, maybe have to sit on my eggs.
Yeah, I have to sit on my eggs because I'm a pigeon.
Idiot.
What else was I supposed to fly around?
This is our pigeons.
Do can we have more pigeons?
I'm gonna have pigeons everywhere.
I'm gonna have an army of pigeons that are going to come in and they're all gonna swoop in and take your to pain.
Yeah, you you gross!
Okay, They need food.
Hey, Hey, you stop it.
I'm a mother and I have 10 kids, you asshole!
Okay.
Do you guys need this?
Did I do it?
How?
Wait.
Maybe I can feed them human.
I didn't work.
Hey!
Oh, G Oh!
Oh, This pigeon's almost don't for guys.
Damn it!
You know, my pigeon killed.
All right, the big boy balls.
Air on on.
We're going for it this time, gamers.
Enough messing around.
This is pigeon simulator.
You know, the pigeons are going to solve the climate crisis.
The pigeons are just gonna come out here and plant all the trees themselves.
Pigeons love team trees, Diego Hush hush little ones.
Push, Push!
Mom is here.
E b A pigeon.
I don't give them food.
I puke the food.
So Mama do it's Mama's gotta eat first, though.
Mom's gonna hound down on a Mac.
Mickey D's I don't know what I do from there.
I know what the button is to puke all over my Children.
It's also a sentence.
I never thought I'd have to say Wait a second.
Can I Ah, hell, yes.
Skateboard pigeon.
It doesn't bring me a lot.
Do you think me now?
Humans.
Idiots.
You, That's what this is.
You I thought that was P.
I'm just puke in all over them.
Yeah, all right.
He got my babies.
Oh, my God.
You're gonna bleed me dry.
This is gonna work this time.
Yes.
Rise, my brothers.
The pigeon ng happens now.
This is just This is untitled goose game for pigeons.
I am pigeon.
Yes, I can hear them destroy the world already.
The young king happens now, brothers.
All right, time to infect the factory.
They're not even going to see a coming.
I'm gonna put a halt to this city, okay?
People are getting shot on all over the place, and I love it.
Okay?
My pigeons are almost ready.
Just a little bit more food.
I got this.
I got this.
Ouch!
Eat up real fast, real fast.
Stop!
Slips up.
Yeah, Pigeon man.
Hawaii.
Well, I guess it's actually regular pigeon.
Okay, but do some stuff.
Gives me a pink thing.
I don't know what that means, but I'm excited about it.
I ate a bagel or a donor.
Bagels just unsweetened donuts.
Changed my mind.
You'll know I'm right.
Sorry for this.
Hot take.
Pigeon brothers rise.
They honk.
Inning is no.
The cooling is now Take their forklifts and destroy their society.
Just regular pigeon.
Oh, it was in the plaza that they were getting.
Oh, exterminators calm.
Am I supposed to do about it?
How am I supposed to take on a van?
Drop a human on it?
That's gonna work.
I have high hopes for this under attack.
No, brothers bitch.
He's setting fire to my nest.
Well, they don't need the nest anymore.
Come here.
His brains.
Oh, my God.
I broke him.
He's stuck in the fence now.
Okay?
No, Eat him.
Eat bits of him.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm gonna make an example of you See this van?
If he does, then you died.
God dammit!
We starved to death.
Somebody burning my nest again.
Are you serious?
I didn't even give me a warning.
Come here.
No!
Here we go.
What's that do doing, asshole?
Okay.
Ouch!
She's out!
Out!
Stop!
What the hell are we supposed to do?
Have our God!
Okay, Hold on, Children.
Mommy's coming.
Mommy's gotta feed chicks I'm making my way back.
Make him a way downtown.
Fly in first, Dickheads Pastime!
A pigeon did it.
OK, Mommy's here.
Mommy's here.
Yes.
Eat the yellow.
Eat the slime.
I will murder you.
How do you feel?
Murdered yet?
Really?
Fucking murder you.
You murdered how I hurt myself in my confusion.
Is this enough for you guys?
Yes, Yes, yes, yes!
Infest the park.
This is really this is all coming together now.
Okay, Get Get the proper food.
Yes, That brothers thing is a really hard game to play solo.
Who?
This one's red.
Does that mean the major's eat spicy food?
Okay, tryto trying to jump to the other table.
That didn't work.
How am I supposed to do this?
Oh, on full.
Oh, First time that's happened.
I got full and then exploded all over everything.
Oh, my God.
I broke the wall.
I didn't even know you could do that.
Okay, lay eggs.
Nice.
No, wait.
You're under attack.
But you're not dead yet.
Okay?
Okay.
I'm just waiting for this.
I'm waiting for this.
I'm sorry.
Hold on a little longer, Buds.
I've never been so invested in pigeons before.
This should be easy to do because it starts at a high bar.
Hell, yeah, That'll teach him very excellent.
Okay.
It says I have to to protect the nest by destroying their van.
They destroy your van with with eggs?
I don't know, and I'm gonna be starving.
Goddammit!
Exterminators cleared out of the park.
Hell, yeah!
Okay, last area record, you is like three junk inning begins now.
The cooing the coup inning doesn't have the same ring to it.
The honk inning is way cooler.
Okay.
Oh, you can do this, Moloch barred.
Fill those bad boys up.
Yes, Infest all towns that all of them infest the park infested factory.
I did those.
The nest got destroyed.
Well, fuck my dick!
Oh, I can actually aim.
That's good.
I can also die of starvation as always.
That's epic love, Dina.
Starvation.
Every time I get so close to putting down the very last thing on exterminator comes along and destroys my nest.
I really want to know what those purple fricking barrels do.
How dare you attack, right?
Nest a whole whole pitch and get him.
There's another one under attack.
God damn it, I just straight up killed that guy without even trying.
Okay, good.
And I need to feed chicks over here.
This is the last one, for fuck's sake.
I know I'm supposed to be destroying vans and all that jazz, but honestly, I don't really know how the game works, So I'm just gonna play it my way.
And you're always going to deal with that.
You okay with that?
You can.
Thank you, big baby.
Yes, Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Yeah, The press pigeon.
Congratulations.
Your pigeon.
Children have infested the city.
Humanity.
Got what it deserved.
Pigeons have taken over.
When you look outside your window and you see a pigeon flying by for now on, you won't just let go.
Stupid pigeon.
You look at it and think, God, no!
All righty.
Well, that does it for pigeon bread.
Face a really neat little game, a little tedious and a little annoying.
But that's only because I was playing on my own.
And you can support up to four players.
So I think if you got in and played with some friends, this would actually be super funny because you could fly around and you could just all interact.
You could have one person like on the nest where another person goes and fills up, and then once the eggs, or has she come in a puke all over them?
And then you would rise faster than ever.
I didn't really get some of the mechanics.
I know I had to destroy the vans but didn't know how to do it.
And sometimes trying t o trying to grab things and destroy them and smacking into them and all that yourself.
Sometimes it ended up just hurting you more than figuring out what was going on.
So I didn't want to hurt my pigeon too much because I kept dying all the time.
I was trying to destroy things as much as I probably should have.
But all I know is that pigeons are fearful creatures on bacon stick their heads and bread and destroy the world.
I don't know what else to tell you, but anyway, thank you guys for watching it if you liked it.
And if you love pigeons and you want to be pair of the Revolution, don't forget the like the video because if you don't, a pigeon's gonna come to your house and it's gonna shit all over your bed.
I don't make the rules.
That's just the way it is.
But also, don't forget to subscribe if you're new here and you want to.
Seymour.
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