字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Green pewdiepie: oh welcomeee baacccckkkk gaaaameerrs!! seh. Jack: no... I... hate myself Felix: I wanted to join. I'm like no, I can't. *Laughter* Pewds: Intro completed. Pewds: Welcome Back! Pewds: Wow!! We traveled so far!! Jack: What are we doing? Felix: We are... Jack: I climb mountain now, Felix: Oh, climb mountain, very epic. Jack: I'm going up here to see what the hell is up here. Felix: Heck HECK Felix: Thank you SWORE! SWORE! Felix: Now I have 2 fight you on top of mountain, to show Susan I am not actually bad. *Laughter* Jack: Susan, look I play Minecraft now. I'm nice. Felix: She's like, "I give you good ads," "don't worry." Jack: She's like, "I put you on trending." Jack: "Please play more." Felix: Every day. *gasp* ALPACAS I'll get the left one. Jack: Are those Wild Alpacas? Felix: They're wild! Epicly! Jack: Oh my- *laughter* Felix: *hh HAAHH* Jack: I want one! We don't have any saddles. Felix: Aw *fkaaa* *Kqqq* Felix: Maybe we can ask them for em'. Jack: are you spitting like the alpacas? *chuckles* Felix: no-*laugh* *gasp* BEHBEH Pewds: Behbeh alpaca. Jack: TWO behbehs! Pewds: Ok, how bout this, we put them in a hole, so we can just grab em' later. *alpaca noise* Jack: ok *laughing* J: that's..horrible. P: I think this one likes me. Pewds: Holybull? Jack: Hey- go in the hole! No- stop climbing! Pewds: is yours in a hole yet bruh? Jack: NO- J: Oh I hit one. Pewds: Min-mine is in the hole. Jack: AHH THEY'RE SPITTING AT ME Pewds: ahh they're spitting on you Jack! Jack: I'm sorry. Pewds: Stop spitting on Jack! He's innocent! Jack: I don't have a shovel. Jack: Did you put one in a hole? Pewds: Yeah of course. Jack: Oh, you're on you're on this now. that's easier. Yes. Pewds: Stay in the hole! x2 J: You don't need a dad. P: We're your new papi. P: AY! J: sorry Jack: Oh come on! It's not fast enough at digging! Use your tiny hands! P: Why- it's too fast. He can't be stopped. J: There we go. There we go. Push him in-- push him in. Go in. P: Oh my god. You pushed him out. J: I did not. I did nawwt. (The Room reference) P: I think they will despawn, just so we're clear that- Jack: No, no, this is gonna work. Perfect Pewds: Stay in the hole. We'll find you guys. Jack: It's because we care. Pewds: I put a lid just to make sure it's safe. Jack: Okay, and I give sacrifice. Pewds: To Water Sheep? Jack: No, to Golden Alpaca. P: My inventory is full! It's a mess. J: Really? I have like 5 things. P: Can I give you some? J: Yeah, please P: here's a gold nugget. J: Where did you get all this? P: And wheat seeds... Redstone J: Can you give me food? That would be great. Aaawesome... *chuckles* That'll be so cool if you- -I'm so sick- Alright I have food. *Jack Laughs* -and mutton. God Lord, you're like a McDonald's. I'll take it. McDonalds has mutton apparently. I want a pet dolphin in my game. -God me too! -Why can you not? -Bullcrap. J: I don't know. I trapped one before- - P: *Gasp* Flower biome! -Is that special? -No, never mind, it's not it's regular. -Cause I have a flower. Island in my game. Is that special? Am I special? -Yeah. Yeah you're special. J: OHHH MYY GODDDD!!! P: Did we just emigrate to new world because I feel like that's what we did. Even though it's equally bad. J: Pretty much. We left Scandinavia. We need new accents. Felix: ehh J:I kill you with diamond pickaxe! P:[Russian accent] We went to Russia. It is very epic. -"Riasha". -"Riasha". J: Oh my god kill skeleton skeleton too scary. I don't like him P: Skeleton too bony. P: Everyone my family because we don't feed. J: Okay. No go back. This is way worse. *Laughing* F go back. Sheep!! Sheep! Wait, why is it long string in the sky? What is that? Oh, it hasn't loaded yet. -Wow, look at that epic mountain! It looked really cool, dude. I don't like this. Do you like this? No, I don't like anything of what we're doing. *laughs* We're not doing anything. I'm trying to figure out. Oh, let's go to spruce place. I like the Spruce place. We could have had like seven storey house by now. -Witch! P: Kill the witch! P: OH Help me please. J: They'll put a spell on you. I don't even know where you are. Please help. I'm about to die. I heard that. Please help. I'm coming. Please help. My sword went out. -I only have is a pickaxe. -Wait I have an axe. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. -No I'm dead I'm gonna die. I'm serious. You're not! I have one health. You're not gonna die. The witch is dead. -We need to sleep Otherwise, we won't respawn. -SLEEP. Oh my god, you have arrows everywhere. Oh my god! I'm about to die. I saved you though! You did bro. Thanks, bro. No problem bro. Three hours too late. Cringe. (three hours later.) Okay, we should sleep- (Enderman!) J: Oh God, there's creepers(aw man) everywhere. P: Umm... Okay, wait. I don't- should we go back? What do we do? (I don't know keep pushing forward.) Okay, let's go to the spruce. Okay, I'm there. I have diamond pickaxe. I really don't want to lose this. -we have to kill sheep if you see. J: OH OH OH! We need to sleep Jack. We need to sleep. I know but we need to- Oh there's a village here. We can sleep in the village. Hurry. Follow me. (Sweet Oh God wait-) There's wolfies. Woah- tiny doggos! -Okay, watch out for berries, they hurt. They sting. They sting like tears from your eyes. -Oh god, you have special technique of jumping? J: I didn't know that makes you go faster. P: Oh my God, noob. AAH NO I DIED! GET MY PICKAXE! (NOOO) It's right out side of the door. NOOOOO WHYYY? -GET MY PICKAXE AND SLEEP! I got it! get my pickaxe and sleep. Okay, (Oh God wait where the hell do I respawn, ) I told you bro we were supposed to sleep you died outside. Oooh no I'm in the original place... *Dying scream* Wait, I have to sleep I have to sleep otherwise bad. Wait, do we have to sleep at the same time? Three two one sleep. There's no beds I'm sleeping. (There's no beds!!) I'm sleeping. (Ooh, I found diamond.) I can't sleep! -Wait wait wait, it's not bad- -The whole series is me dying. I have a diamond bro! Three diamonds (cool.) Cool! Now sleep. Okay. One second. (That's awesome!) Sleep is the safest. -So happy for you. There's no b- *gasp* There is frickin black panthers bro. You're missing out bro. Okay. Wait, I- I will sleep in that I will dream of you and maybe that will make you teleport. What do you think? (I will teleport to you?) If I if I sleep okay, I'm sleeping. I'm dreaming up Jack. Dream of Jack. Dream of dream oceans. Oh look good morning top of morning! Top of morning. Okay - 727 *chuckles* -2000. I'll make a boat. Are you actually gonna walk? No, I'm gonna sail. I'm not walking all of this. I respect, I respect- there's gold. You need to stop dying. J: I do need food though. J: I wanna make bread! P: Ow. J: Yeah, I can't make bread. P: I think this is a cool place. I like this place. J: Yeah, it's awesome. P: Yeah, it's so cool I mean, I can come back if you want. Jack you're not gonna believe what I just found (What?) Not one not two, Seven (Hundred.) potatoes. J: *Gasp* Oh my god it was so worth it! P: You better come here. You better come here straight away. J: This is why I made the sacrifice. J: Um. P: That's why I thought we could emigrate to new planet. Just like Elon Musk. J: It's good when you plan it. P: Yeah, Mars, it's like hey Mars. Hello? Hello Mars. It is me. J: Hello, it's me. P: Hello it is me, Elon Musk. Hello. J: Elon Merusk. P: Elon Merusk. *Laughing* J: Elon Meursk a bloo bloo. J: Okay, wait, what's your coordinates? P: Oh I see okay. -729 J: It's not THAT far. P: No, no, it isn't. J: I've gone further. Maybe I'll just go through the nether and dying lava five times again. P: Oh my god. See it's funny because I could joke about it now. *Laughing* Not that it hasn't happened. J: I did the exact same thing in my own playthrough again. Whoa, there's armor racks.. I went into the nether and forgot. Sorry, tell me. J: I went into the nether and forgot flint and steel so I had to use a ghast. -No! And then he disrupted the lava and I died. P: Oh my god. J: I have a problem. Jack, you keep dying! I know! I'm horrible! You're gonna love this. I built like one two, three, four, five. Six houses. Wow. Yeah. It's great. Built or stole? Does it matter? Stealing them is better. Okay, stole. I stole. Awesome. I love stealing people's houses jumping in stealing all their stuff sleeping in their beds. I like how I was so amazed by our place the first time and then I was like, oh, but there's nothing else here... I like the spruce area though. It reminds me of the fjords. J: The fjords back in Bjork? P: Yah, you're kirik They say they say you Bjerke enough time. You become a Bjerke. J: Say once you Bjork you never go. P: Yeah. The way you speak, Jack, the words.. Reminds you of the motherland? P: Reminds me of my mother. Aw, that's nice. My mother's land. I'll make sure that... If I ever meet her I'll talk like this to her. [Russian accents]OH! Hello. P: Hello, do you understand? Felix meom? *Laughing* P: Felix mama. J: Okay. It's so good to meet! J: He's big bouncy baby. He's You'll meet her at the wedding. J: Oh, right. I wanna do that. I'm gonna give a speech. P: Skeetch! P: Speech speech. Hello Swedish. I speak like this. So you understand me. J: Water Sheep Water Sheep. *Laughing* Don't even know what half of the stuff from your series is. I haven't watched the episodes. I just keep getting secondhand knowledge from everybody. It's literally just, ah, Water Sheep. J: That still doesn't explain anything you say that like it's a normal thing in the game. P: What do you mean? Sheep sheep. J: Is this a sheep that's in the water? P: Don't make me talk about it. It's too painful. J: Okay, I get it. Sorry. P: You lose enough Water Sheeps. I break any man. I'm not scared of no, man, but that Water Shee p.. J: It frightens me. Okay. I'm at 700 700. P: Damn, bro. No, -2000 -700. Oh, yeah - - I love this area. We should fence this city so we can protect and sleep. J: That is what vikings did! P: This is what we do we take their hot babes. Oh my God. So many hot babes here. J: Steal their house. P: That's why old Scandinavian so attractive, we picked out all the good ones. Does that mean we become prettier and prettier as a species? J: Yep. P: But then why you ugly? BRUH. God oh my god can't believe.