Anyone who is new here, I'm Jessica. This is my wife Claudia

Hellooo

Hi! We're British Obviously

And we are currently doing a seven week tour of Malaysia

Okay, I can't lie to you

It is actually Thursday

But we spent the first two days of this week editing the Thailand videos

both of which you can watch by clicking the card above or going to the link in the description

And then yesterday, I was just generally feeling poo

because I have my period and of course that means the migraines

But the funny thing about my period migraines and actually just my chronic pain in general

It would be hurting anyway whether I'm in the apartment doing absolutely nothing

or I'm out and about having fun. So I decided - let's do that. We're gonna go shopping

First thing we're going to do is go and get our hair done. Someone needs a trim

Yeah, I'm getting mine trimmed.

It's quite long

I do like my hair like this. I like my natural ringlets and so on

That kind of like unbrushed look, cause I just don't brush it

Nine times out of ten, when I go to the hairdresser's and I come out, I would preferred it when I went in

because I just like to style it my way, and when I say style it I mean like I just let it dry

or I tie it in a bun, and let it dry on my head, and then when I let it go it goes wavy

Anyway

we'll see

I'm growing my hair. Obviously. So I'm just gonna get my roots done

And we don't want them to trim it, but I have a fear that they're going to tell me the ends are dead

I bought myself a magazine

How to improve your photography

Anyway, I thought I'd get this and read it in the hairdressers because

they always only provide really girly magazines with loads and loads adverts of handbags and shoes and clothes

and like what makeup is best if you have this type of face and I'm like

That was the fastest and best haircut I've had for a long time

Just got our hair done, let's take moment to appreciate Claudia in all her gloriousness

I know, it's actually, ironically I came out thinking

Ah, this is probably one out of the ten times, it's okay

Unfortunately - you can't tell from this angle - but everywhere you can't see still has roots

Yes, it was entirely pointless.

Claudia: I do a better job apparently

Cause I'm the one who does it normally at home

I did say, we were gonna do it last night, but we were tired, but I was just gonna do it for you

Which is what we're gonna do anyway.

Well now we have to get more dye

Plus point though is this does give me a good moment to plug the fact that

Clara and I in the future are going to make a video all about maintaining your hair

when it's dyed, because people ask me that a lot

Oh, and we asked everyone that in the community tab, which you should definitely go and check out

Look at the community tab - I will post stuff there

Claudia: Do you know what that one's called? Jessica: What?

Claudia: It's the parrotfish, since it's got like a beak Jessica Yeah, and it's colourful

Glutinous rice flour, water, potato search, tapioca starch canola oil

Permitted colouring! No bad colouring, just the allowed ones.

Jessie's feeling a bit sad

I feel sad, because

Cause I'm full of hormones, that make a girl feel sad

Basically it's her time of month

She can't handle it

Does anyone know which are the best hormone control pills to take that won't make her feel hormonal

Claudia: and she can stop feeling like this Jessica: I want to go on a pill that you don't get a period

cause I don't need that in my life

I just want my migraines to go away.

She's in like actual agony?

Hurts so much

and so I just want to like get lots of.. I want to get lots and lots of clothes

Really cheaply And then feel really good about myself

That's what I need

Claudia: This is confusing you Jessica: Oh my god, this is really bending my mind

We think we found some clothes that I like

Maybe

Claudia: It's not your normal style

I'm not sure where the skirt goes

If I pull the waistband down to my waist

I think I'm gonna get demonetised, guys!

It's not good It's not gonna end well, is it?

Yo

Hello

We are going to a night market - another one

Another one, yeah. A Malaysian one, pasar malam

Which will hopefully have some very exciting things, including a new Joby stick for this camera

Cause this one is looking a little bit tired and, it's like they're all popping out

Jessica: One the legs, everytime I move it, just comes off

Yeah!

Anyway - no, what we're gonna do is get some cheap mock up

Mock up? Like spoof

I'm too.. I've had a migraine for three days

Claudia: Whatever Jessica: Don't ask me!

We're gonna get some fake Joby sticks

What other things are we gonna buy? Maybe some knickers?

Jessica: What? Claudia: Essentials - some knickers

I actually got an amazing bra from the first night market we went to in Thailand

It was only two pounds, and it was the best bra I've ever bought

Your knickers are made for child

I've just got a small more bum, okay

Well

Yeah

Okay, apparently I should cover more of my bum

Oh no, I love your bum

But I just think, you know, the bright primary coloured underwear in like the little girly pantie shape

I just don't like spending money on things that don't need to be like, that's why I'm buying my new knickers from a market

As the person who sees your underwear, I'm just saying

I've got my other camera ready

I just want to get some nice photos that encapsulate Malaysia

And then get them framed and put them around our house in England and also maybe around the flat here

Can my friend come?

Can I come, please?

I found more bows

Claudia: Head bows

Jessica: Loook. More bows

This is [Cantonese word], or sugar cane drink

My aunt was like, oh they sell sugar cane drink, your favourite

Because when I was liittle, I made a song about all of my favourite food in Malaysia

it went a bit like this

"Claudia singing"

And I can remember the rest, but..

that's how I told myself some simple Cantonese

Today I feel really poo

I'm just really exhausted and..

Ugh!

Cause I've been awake now for like five hours, and I'm not awake

Good morning!

So yesterday's market was absolutely amazing - wait, should I turn this fan off? I should turn the fan off.

So yesterday's market is really really good. It was the market that I wanted to see in Thailand

It wasn't just touristy

tatty stuff which

the town markets were

But we got amazing fruit

So cheap!

And it's now absolutely filling our fridge. Our fridge is full of weird fruit

And I managed to get some nice bows for my hair

I had a really lovely dinner

And it was just a really nice experience. It was really good

However, shopping at the department stores yesterday - not so great

As you can see I am wearing the same dress as yesterday

Not only because this dress isn't actually dirty, so why not?

But also just because I don't have enough clothes

I know, I know that's the type of thing of course I would say that

but I genuinely didn't actually bring that many clothes with me

Swimming costumes on the other hand..

People keep asking me on Instagram, how many swimming costumes do you have with you exactly?

Ten!

Yeah

Yes!

Clothes are really cheap here, and they're really good quality as well and

Underwear especially is much better buying it out here

because it does not need to be as expensive as in England

So

Yeah, and then kind of apparently we just forgot

that although Claudia looks absolutely amazing in everything she has tried on here

and has the perfect body for it

I do not

Everything here is quite, it's sort of cut for more of an Asian body type

and the fashions for tops and so on seem very straight down and

Now, it's just not.. that's just not me

So today, we're going to Sunway which is about, apparently

a 15-minute drive way, getting an Uber

and is a much bigger mall, has a larger range of stuff

And I am super excited, because we went there when we here two years ago

and they have this whole area, that is just

Weird street fashion - is the best way to describe that

And I got some really good vintagey skirts there

Very big skirts - very big

And they have sort of Harajuku stuff

They have some relief(?) stuff they have different

Different looks and fashion, styles. And I'm really excited. I want to get some weird handbags

So that's really fun, and we are dressed ready for the air con

Because this is a very important thing when you're shopping in Malaysia. You need to know

Bring clothes for the cold

Weird, but true. It's freezing. Every shop you go, it's freezing

It's genuinely freezing in here. It is, it is

But, just stopping to get my Coke Light - slowest service ever

and then I turned around and I saw an amazing shop!

Just a pharaoh statue twice the size of a regular human

Clearly, 50% of you guys are American, my analytics tell me

So is this really boring for you? Are you like "oh, seen that before"?

Cause all of my British people, I know, are like "Ahh"!

Let's go into Asian Avenue!

"Jessica singing"

Oh yeah, first we're gonna try to find an external hard drive - so exciting!

A bit lost right now, but the great thing is it's a circle

No, it's not a circle. It's a square, and the square means we eventually get back to where we want to be

Hello

Claudia is now holding the camera for me, even though it looks like I am

I'm not

I'm in so much pain!

Claudia: That's what shopping does to you

We bought stuff, guys

Warning, I'm gonna show you Brian - be prepared. Or skip ahead

Claudia: It's not looking that bad, just a bit mangi. Manji? Mangi?

Jessica: Sorry, are you trying to say mangy? Or mangi? Claudia: Both

Ah, pills!

Pills

Liquid and pills

Claudia: Have some non-alcoholic drink again

It's like shooting drilling stop stabbing pain

From my toesies all the way to my hips.

I don't have a cutesy words the hips

Claudia: Yeah, hipsies

From my toesies to my hipsies

No that doesn't quite work

Cut to us trying on our clothes

Both: Marvel t-shirts!

Jessica: These are both one of only 300 made

Claudia: They glow in the dark, how amazing it. Jessica: Oh, that's so good

Claudia : Don't you agree, Fred?

So Claudia has asked me to open her crisp packet

because this is what she did

when she last opened it

This is her idea of resealing

You can't just duct tape things together!

You know for someone with two degrees, this is either

ingenious

or idiotic!

Right

Well, they are still fresh. I will give you that, they are still fresh

We are at the house of Claudia's aunt and uncle

That was a really non English way to say that, wasn't it?

"That's the house of"

We're having a nice dinner together, because it's the last day of Chinese New Year

So celebration dinner. I'm really looking forward to it

Jessica: Why is the rice blue?

Put some flowers, special flowers, coloured flowers, so you get them blue

Jessica : You're abusing a small child

"Laughter"

Jessica: No, no, no - what's this?

Claudia: Look at my hair

Jessica: What's happened to your head, Claudia?

Jessica: Claudia as a bridesmaid looking so pleased with herself

Jessica: Claudia giving some good face right there. That's beautiful

Claudia: I got no teeth

Jessica: Got no teeth Claudia: No, no front teeth

"Laughter"

Jessica: Lovely! And this is this is Claudia's smile