字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 J: Hello, lovely people, and welcome to Day 8 of Christmastide! [Sparkly sound effect] J: Yeah, I know Christmastide is technically almost over. C: It really doesn't feel like Christmas any more. J: There have been some delays in filming and getting these out, OK? J: But we're gonna leave our decorations up until the end of our Christmastide. C: Yeah. J: Because that's the traditional taking down of all the decorations. C: Our family always left the decorations up until the 5th. J: If you've never seen us before, I'm Jessica and this is Claudia, and we're married! C: Hello! To each other. J: Oh yeah! J: We are married... C: To be fair, we went to a wedding fair C: one time, J: Yeah... C: and the lady was like, "Oh, who's getting married?" And we were like, "Oh, we both are. C: "Oh, wow, what day?" C: "The 3rd of September." C: "Wow, you're having your wedding on the same day! Isn't that lovely?" C: Yes. [Inaudible] C: Oh dear. J: [Sarcastically] 'Oh, we're just best friends; organised a wedding on the same day!' J: But, yeah, so we're gonna be answering some of those later. J: But today we're having a very-- C: Just so people can see... C: Look, there's Walter! C: He's just getting involved. C: Hey, dude! C: Aww. J: OK! J: But back to the fun stuff. [Exclamations] C: I'm just randomly holding this bowl of porridge. C: I mean bowl--it's not even porridge. This, um, custard, and it's making it--good thing it's in a little bowl like this so it's not face-shaped, because I have this real instinct to just--instinct? C: Don't know if that's instinctive. C: Impulse! C: Like, into your face! J: Actually-- C: If you're wondering why I have a little bowl of custard, J: Oh, yes. C: it's 'cause...! C: It's day eight! J: Yes, we're giving each other presents J: every day of the Twelve Days that relate to the 12 Days of Christmas song. C: And this is-- [Both, singing] Eight maids are milking! C: This has neither got milk or sugar in it. C: It's really just a bit of yellow slime that you can eat! C: It can just stand up in it, look. C: That's not right, guys! J: I still appreciate you making me this, though, as my present. Thank you! J: Here's your present. C: Thanks! C: What is it? 'Eight maids are milking...' C: Are we gonna go see--are you gonna take me to see some ladies? C: "I have loved you for 1,626 days." C: "And I'll love you for every day to come." J: Because you're not a maid any more. C: Awwww. J: Because I married you. C: Thank you! J: I counted. These are all the days since the day we met. C: Oh, since we met; not since we got married. J: No. J: Because I knew on the day we met that you would be my wife, so... C: Aww. C: Doesn't sound enough! 1,626. J: I know! Doesn't. C: Sounds like--feels like we've been together for, like... J: I'm surprised I didn't meet you the day I came out the womb, J: to be honest. C: Sounds like it should be more like 6,126. C: You sure you didn't get that wrong? J: I'm pretty sure I counted correctly. C: Aww, that's so cute. C: I'm glad we equally got each other very low ethic presents for this one. C: Sorry. [Loud voice] J: I counted every day since the day we met! C: You know you can work out how many days are in a year, and then that would have been a year... and then you would have just had to count from...? C: Anyway. [Annoyed] J: Yeah, I also after doing it realised that there's a Google calculator J: that does it for you. C: Oh yeah. Aww. C: Good to know. C: Anyway. C: This video is about... J: Assumptions [inaudible] C: Assump--yeah, yeah, yeah. J: All right, I'm gonna eat my custard. J: And then we're gonna go and see financial advisers. J: Mention in the comments if you, too, are doing your taxes. C: 31st of January. Gotta pay your tax, people. C: Yeah. Don't leave it 'til the last minute. J: No. J: This is a cautionary tale about doing your taxes; that's what this video is. J: Anyway. We'll see you later for some assumptions. C: Bye-bye! J: Hello, lovely people! C: Hii. J: It's the end of a very long and tiring day. [Softly, as if tired] C: It is. J: And we have ordered some take-away, because... C: Yaay! C: Chinese! J: ...can't cope. J: So, in the time it takes for the take-away to come... C: Which apparently is only like fifteen minutes. J: I know! C: They're very fast. J: We're gonna answer some of the questions that I asked you yesterday on our Instagram account, @jessieandclaud (which is our couples one) about assumptions that you may have about us. J: Some of these were lovely. J: Like one of them was, "You'll make all holidays, birthdays, and vacations absolutely magical for your future children." J: Like, I don't know if that's an assumption that we can say yes or no to. Although someone else then said, "You don't want to have kids." C: Oh, that's weird. Why do they think that? C: Maybe because we're so dog-obsessed. J: How would we ever--ooh, yeah! J: Is that how we've given off that impression? C: Only the standard pet names. C: Like 'darling...' C: 'Baby' Both: Bubba J: We don't ever call each other by our names, though. C: Yeah! Jessie. I say "Jessie." C: You say "Claudie." J: If it's just the two of us. No. C: We don't have pet names. We don't have, like-- C: I don't call her, like, "my Mushy Squishy Mii" or something like--I don't have some weird pet name for you. J: "Smushuls" C: You call me pumpkin. J: I do call you pumpkin. C: She did start calling me princess for a while; I was like... J: I called you princess once! C: And I'm like, "I am not. a. princess." J: Guessed right. C: No, we don't, actually. C: We have very... We--we agree on most aesthetic things when it comes to interior design. C: Like, my style's very different from yours, C: but we both like our house to be... period features; J: Traditional. C: antique - like, good; well-made furniture. C: I mean, I would quite like--maybe... Sometimes I think, 'Mm, yeah, my taste is a bit different and if I was with someone else, my house would probably look completely different.' C: Because I think I'm a bit more flexible? To what I want. C: I think you dictate how our house looks. C: And I just go [compliantly] 'OK!' C: Er, we don't--um... I wouldn't say so. C: Unless we're playing Scrabble; I'm pretty good at Scrabble. J: I'm highly dyslexic. C: Yeah... J: So... C: Monopoly, I just--I hate it. J: Because I win. C: Yeah. C: No. C: That's not true. I think probably I initiate most cuddles. J: I would firmly agree with that. [Giggling] J: It's true. C: No, Walter snores louder. J: Thanks so much for that one. C: Jessica snores, that's true. I'm silent. J: OK, we don't KNOW that you're silent. J: I just take my hearing aids out at night. C: That's true. J: So this has never been proven. C: That's true. C: That's not an assumption! C: Isn't that, like, a very--an observation? J: It's a very good observation, yes. On point observation. C: I don't know. C: Yes, I would call myself British, but I'm not VERY British 'cause I'm half--I'm not even ethnically...fully British. J: What is ethnically British? C: But then what's British? There's no ethnically British; no, there isn't. J: I love this one. J: "I assumed you'd been together for, like, a year, because you seem to be in a honeymoon phase, but bop." C: "But bop"? J: Yeah. I don't know! C: Like... We're still boppy. J: Yeah, no. Four and a half years later. C: Yeah. J: Still bopping along. J: OK. "You get in fights about little things, but it all works out in the end." C: No. C: Unless we do and we don't realise. C: We're not argumentative people and we both don't like confrontation. J: What on Earth would you call our "fights"? C: It's more like... It's more like, J: 'Don't do that.' 'OK.' C: 'Pick that up.' 'No.' 'OK.' C: Or like, 'Can you empty the dishwasher?' 'Not right now.' C: 'All right.' C: Pacifying the mood. J: You can't really fight with me. C: No. C: I do--I have fought with other people before that I've dated. C: So, it is in me. C: And sometimes--when we first started dating, I really wanted to have fights every now and again. J: You did, yeah. C: But she was just like... [Gently] C: 'No.' [Gently] J: No. C: And then I'm like, 'Oh, OK.' C: And after a while, I'm like, 'I love you!' C: 'It's always so nice with you.' J: Yes. J: This background's not very attractive. J: It's really nice the other side of the camera. J: Shall we turn it around? C: What, mid...? J: Just mid-way through. C: Yeah, why not? J: We're gonna change the background, C: All right. J: hang on. C: That's a little bit-- J: Now it's more aesthetically pleasing! C: Yeah, rather than just us on our horrible brown sofa. J: Next question: "You guys have the best friendship out there." C: Awww. C: I think we have a pretty good friendship. J: We do, I would say so. C: Yeah. J: You're my best friend. C: Yeah, you're my best friend. C: I wouldn't choose you as a friend. C: Like if we went to school... J: Aw, my Mum said that to me when I was a child. C: Yeah! C: It's like a weird thing. It's like I had-- J: Everyone says that to me. C: Like, I fell in love with you; by that, you are my best friend. C: By...what's the word? Proxy. J: OK. C: You're just very different to my other friends. J: No, it's fine, I'm very different to everyone. J: I know. J: Pretty much all my friends are like, 'I would never have chosen you.' C: 'You forced yourself on us.' C: 'And we were like, "Oh, no!"' J: My entire family, as well! J: 'I don't know that we'd have chosen you, Jessica, but it's very nice that you're here.' C: And then it's like, 'OK, actually...' 'Actually, you're quite charming.' J: Oo! "You are both extroverted." Lots of people guessed this one. C: Mmmm. C: The guess is wrong because it--I would--we don't... No. [Misunderstanding] J: Ha! "We don't know." We do know. C: No, no, no. C: No, no, no, I mean we don't think I'm an extrovert. J: No. C: No. J: I wouldn't call you an extrovert. C: No. We decided I'm a confident introvert. J: When needs be, she's there. C: I'm like--but then we were talking about this the other day with my friends and I was like... I don't think it's black and white. You can't--it's not just like introverted-extroverted. C: I think there's a scale. C: Um, and also I think probably mine is a bit, like, fluid. So...some days I'm more introverted than I am extroverted, as is probably everyone. J: Yes. C: I'm probably leaning more towards the introverted side. J: Personalities are also fluid. C: Yeah. J: There we go. C: Jessica's extroverted, definitely. C: She gets loads of energy from being around people, whereas I find being around people drains me. J: Next assumption: [Doorbell rings] [Dogs bark] C: Ooo. [Dogs bark] Both: Oooo. J: Ooh, did we get prawn crackers? C: Yeah! J: Oh! C: And they're the nice ones! J: Ooh! J: Oh, I love these ones. Spicy ones. J: On this topic of food... J: (Thank you.) C: No, we both like cooking. C: Jessica tends to cook the day-to-day weekly food for us, especially if I've been at work all day. C: I tend to cook on the weekends. J: You do the big cooks. C: And if we're entertaining, I do that. C: Yeah. J: Yeah, she likes to be in control of the kitchen J: when there are other people around. J: [assumption] I am way more affectionate than you. J: I wouldn't even say that's true, though. J: I'd say shockingly - shockingly - you're more affectionate than me. C: Really? C: I think we're as affectionate as each other. J: Yeah, to be fair, yeah. J: "Claud is the big spoon" - many people guessed this one. C: Yes, I am. J: Right, this one is one that was guessed an awful lot. C: What, compared to me? J: Yeah. I don't know, just a giant in general. C: When people meet us--like, when people who watch us and then they meet us, they do say, 'Wow, you're like...'-- 'You're not as...'--actually, no, wait, they either say we're taller than they thought we were or we're shorter than they thought we were. J: Oh. C: But that would be completely obviously understandable, because... J: People vary in height. C: Yeah, they've got some assumption. J: I'm five foot nine and a half. C: Oh, all right. She is a giant. C: I'm five foot six and a half, if you're gonna add the half. J: Yeah, actually, some people guessed: 'In bare feet, Claudia's taller than Jessica.' C: No! J: Like, have you seen our pictures? C: No, no, no, I'm not. J: In the pictures where we look vaguely the same height, J: I've not got shoes on. C: I'm smaller than people think I am. J: Mmm. C: Generally. J: You're always smaller than I think you are, as well. C: Yeah. I'm only five foot six, really. J: The half is a lie. C: Right, two more and then we're gonna eat. C: Because that's what you promised me. J: OK. This is a really vital question. C: Because my introverted self's coming out. J: Come on now. C: [Jokingly] I'm gonna go eat on my own. J: You've gotta answer this; this is very important. C: No. J: Ooh. C: I just always liked Michelangelo. J: That's OK. C: I don't know why, I just liked the name. J: You can like Michelangelo. C: I think I had a Michelangelo toy. [Sparkly sound effect] C: Is that for both of us? [Guilty crunching] C: Yeah... J: We're the late ones. C: Yeah. C: And with--and with that nice little segue into--yes, and now it is time to eat food. J: And clearly we're filming this late(r) than planned. J: I love you. C: I love you. J: Mwah. C: Have you left lipstick on my face? J: Love you! Thanks for your assumptions. J: Both good and bad. C: There weren't any bad ones. C: Or did you not read those out? J: I didn't read them out! C: OK. C: See you later! J: Feel free to leave more assumptions in the comments down below. C: We may or may not answer them. J: Oh, yeah, let's go through randomly and just, like, answer comments. OK. [Mwah] J: Goodbye, friends. C: Byeee.
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