I usuallyhaveto, like, cutthemofflikeaboutlikehalfway 51 I wouldn't calltheseskinnyjeansbirthdaybecause I canactuallymoveit, justlikecutsoffyourcirculation.
Sometimes, especially, youdon't havetherightpair.
I preferthemtobetighterbecause I don't mindshowingmycurvesat a size 26.
There's a lotofwomenwhodon't wanttoshowofftheircurves.
I don't mindshowing, youknow, mytickersize.
I thinkthatthey'rebeautiful.
I likethetoptobenotfullylike.
I can't breathesituationandalsodon't goinsideofmekindofjam.
But I liketheleadpartstobeHoldmybusiness.
I thinkthey'regoldskinnyjeansbecauseofskinny.
Theymakeyourlegslookslim, longandbeautiful.
If I cameupwithanothernameforskinnyjeans, theywouldbecalledDenhamSpankstheirspankpants.
I sawsomewherethanbeingcalledTwig, which I thinkis a littlelistskinny.
I don't thinkthefactthatthere's gettingpersonallylikejustbecause I'm notand I'm inthemdoesn't meananything.
It's weirdbecause I'm plussizedgirlfatgirlwearing a skinnyjean, whichiskindofanoxymoron.
Butifthefitisright, I'llwearit.
I don't think I'veevernotdonetheskinnyJeanDan.
Sometimeslike a laydownonmybedtow, geteverythinginandthenyoujumpup.
Yougottodotheonelegandthenthenextlaying.
I kindofhavetotwistyou, checkouttheangles.
I am a choreographerforskinnyjeandances.
Okay, It's verymuchlike a Chicago, like a sexy.
Andthen a wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Andthenyou'regonnadosomehopswhenyouIt's a fullnumberincabaretkindofthing.
Forme, theamountofjeans I gothrough a yearismonstrous.
Youcan't believeso.
Theseupbecauseit's just I'vedisintegratedinfrontofyou.
Someoftheseskinnyjeansaremadeofnapkinswhereoutis a bigguy, wayoflifegonethroughmany a gene I wouldneverbuylikegenesthatarealreadylikemessedupbecause I don't needthio.
Aiken, like, destroythingsonmyown.
I lovedestroyedDunham, but I havetomakesure I don't wearitaroundmymother.
Youlookhomeless.
I don't particularlyfeellike I'm superlikehipandcoolandfashionforward.
Sowhenever I see a distresslookinglike, it's like a badasswherethislikeprobablyallday.
I feelreallygood, Like I'm verypickywhenitcomestomyjeans, and I'm pleasantlysurprisedbythat.
Youcanaskwherethey'refrom.
Shutup.
I thinkthey'vechangedmymind.
I'm winningteams.
I probablywillwearthemagain.
I lovethese.
skinnyjeansalwaysforeverwillwearthemuntil I'm 95 years.