South Carolina primaries coming up this weekend on Super Tuesday.
Right behind that, we're getting very close, closer and closer to nominating a Democratic candidate to run against Trump.
Now one candidate has been showing a lot of momentum.
Is, of course, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders.
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