(Jacksepticeye Goes CRAZY And Stabs Everyone | Blade And Sorcery (VR))

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morning, ladies.
My name is Jack.
Said the guy and welcome to Blade on sorcery V R.
That's me.
That's my sexy character.
Look.
Oh, good looking.
I am, man.
I got stuff going on.
What bloody way?
What a fuck up!
Everyone gonna fuck up everyone.
That's what I'm talking about.
Pace.
What?
Please.
Yeah.
Oh!
Oh.
All right, we're gonna go out there.
I'm gonna show him who's boss.
Okay?
Yes.
No.
Yes.
Good job.
All right.
Where do I go?
What do I do?
How do I play?
Yes, whatever.
I don't need tips.
I have a nice if you have a knife in your hand, you don't need anything else in life.
A knife is like and also take away.
Like, let that be a lesson to you as well.
Two knives.
Yes.
Get wrecked.
Ah, damn it!
I wanted to knives two knives away about hurting one knife.
Where did you put it?
Give me the answers or I'll stab you.
Whatever.
I don't even have any beer.
What is this?
This is terrible.
God.
I have forced powers, Lord.
Oh, yes.
This is amazing.
A big toddler and you need to respect me.
I pay taxes.
Okay?
I wouldn't leave my knife there for safekeeping.
Niego, Putt Putt!
Good job.
Weapon storage.
Yes.
Out of my way chair.
I have weapons to get Oh, hell, yeah!
Do I have some giant ass sorts?
Furniture?
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes!
Oh, Stroke the sword!
Yes, indeed.
What?
Thio?
This is fucking heard!
Nasty dirt!
He's come back.
I like the pitiful shit you are.
Who?
Can I throw the spear?
Oh, fuck, yeah!
Where's the money?
Where's the money, bitch?
Weirded Patricia put the money.
I know you know.
Not a talker, eh?
Maybe Now you will sniff this beer.
Do you like it?
How did it, my ass?
If you speak, this health potion could be yours.
No, I'm not.
Good glove.
You want waterboarding?
Waterboarding flooded.
I am thoroughly violated.
A dull Let's actually play the game.
Oh, no, please!
Nice sweater.
This is great.
Nice bird flying overhead.
This is a lovely summer vacation home.
I want the small one.
It's good for stamina.
Good.
Quick stabs get cool, but no tiny sword.
All right.
Dildos and dickheads.
Who wants to go your first?
Run?
Some clothes.
What?
Oh, yeah.
What up?
Oh, God.
My beard started to go like that once and I decided against it.
You should too.
Great.
Get me, bro.
Oh, who did you pull that sword out of your ass?
That's not a total Freedom Toes.
Yes, Another soul.
I have two swords.
What do you have?
Who?
Nice ass.
That's what he has.
How so?
You don't know who I am?
I'm the Lord of the events.
Oh my Oh, yeah.
That's a big part of her boobies on you, but I won't stop me.
You think that that's cautioning against my blows?
Said Iwas boy got her in the eye.
I'm so sorry.
Not really.
You wanted to kill me?
Shit!
Sorry.
What am I apologizing to?
My enemy?
Black Black, You dirty bitch!
Oh, that's Oh, that's foot!
Oh, that's fucked.
Why do we keep doing Oh, 00 God!
I didn't do it.
They were dead when I got here.
Alright.
Wave too.
Now I have to source.
What's up?
A No.
Who had hit a moving target, isn't it?
Come on.
How you saw?
I'm amazing.
Oh Oh, I'm a woman of blades.
All you are is a dead chicken.
Look at the beard and this dude, What's a nice here?
Do the rapier is for I have the high ground on it and it's over.
Enemies.
I love knees.
Oh, I don't think I have more than knees and toes.
Head shoulders, knees and tones.
Whoa.
Your beard is stepping through.
Your dude look great in the nips.
Give me them tiny pepperoni.
Sees you coming up with a fucking night, Is it?
This is what you get, you Come on.
You come at the king with a knife, you get a sword in the teeth.
That's a plate.
Or use the same.
What?
This'd my danger zone.
Try and come at me.
If you try and come in this zone, I will fuck you up.
Okay?
I'm gonna smack something my room and really regretted and hurt my fingers.
Ladies, ladies, please.
We can talk about this.
Talk about it with my swords.
Who?
How did you drop your sword?
You're terrible at this.
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
I'm super good.
Thirsty?
Oil does.
Come here, boy.
Come here.
I want them toes, toes, but cheese.
You know, with put cheeks, you write of Main Street.
I'm just doing an experiment.
It's for science.
It's for science.
Mom, you wouldn't know I'm playing video games.
Oh, God.
The first man to ever try suck his own dick Polarized high.
I think that went well.
I think I proved my point.
Nice.
Um, I think we should pick a different weapon for this.
Okay, let's start the wave.
I want big ax.
Wait, I need to turn it around.
Hold up.
Come at me.
Come at me.
I'm like a wild animal ready to be unleashed.
Why isn't this working?
I know I'm supposed to block and all that jazz, but I'm clearly hadn't earned the teeth.
Clearly.
Word of my escapades troubled.
Fire 33 Kill your face.
Okay.
I'm not really a fund of the ex out.
How am I got a It's all about leverage.
Bite out of a physics.
I told you about physics.
Would you like to learn the science center Feel backed into a corner here?
Come on.
Lord of the dance.
Over here.
Michael Flatley ankles.
These Michael boobies Give me a call.
Sweep the leg.
I'm sorry, but you must die.
Wait.
Sweep the leg.
What?
Come here.
Sorry, lady.
Give me the light.
Get me out of your knees.
Oh, I love ankles.
Oh, I love the taste of them, lady.
Let go.
I love the smell it.
I love the similar toes and a born and I have a foolproof method.
Jesus Christ To shave your chain.
I am a warrant, right?
Oh, God.
I know I can chop heads off now.
Now it's all over.
Fuckers!
I got it.
I know.
I've been front.
I go, I need a weapon even now.
My in my room.
Okay, Give me.
Give me a tiny knife.
No.
Fine.
Never been so mad.
Just Mac.
One motherfucker with another motherfucker.
Come on, meet you.
It works flawlessly.
Sobriety?
Those were the easy waves.
Where are they?
Where?
Where are they?
Where's my family?
You took them from me.
Thank over the R.
Anybody else moves on.
He gets it.
Okay.
I thought those were the very easy ways.
Oh, it's on the term place.
Wants to fight.
Jack, look.
Yes, this is the best Fucking hit me in the face.
Yes.
Look who's hard bitch.
Who 00 k My Throne.
Morning game A.
Jax, did you consume full right in the stomach?
fucking ridiculous.
Give me the legs.
Get me the head.
You know, beat you up against the wall.
Okay?
Okay.
We can talk this out, OK?
We can talk it out.
Just like your own fella.
I'm running away just like that.
Anybody without a shield out, we'll perish.
Including me of her.
Run through them.
Run through them!
Yeah.
Uh what the fuck?
I'm a burden.
Mom.
Watch me.
What happened, man?
We were doing well.
We were in the zone.
You You were doing good.
You were being the best boy, I suddenly what happened?
No.
Fuck it all anyway.
Whoa, Look at this one.
Back in Ireland.
Are we back in the hometown of home?
Tone and hunt.
It's over for you bitches.
Now.
All right, That's a good, meaty sword.
But I feel like when I swing, it's not swinging properly.
Also, I'm right handed, So let's do this.
No, let's go with this.
I like giving people a good print.
Put it up there.
They're all wait.
No, you Irma Nice.
Oh, I don't know about this one.
Guys.
This seems I was a little too real.
You're dead, right?
The poke poke.
Oh, yes, top of the morning to you.
Top it!
Oh, book!
Oh, God!
What's Whoa!
She's stopping with her legs.
Oh, no, It's Pete.
Wins from fall on point.
Sorry, Pete Wentz.
What?
Sugar going down.
And he's still alive.
I don't have to look in the eyes and kill you.
This is like real war.
I don't like it.
Hey, Theo.
Way!
I'm sorry, Patricia.
He's dead.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
What's up, John Travolta?
Okay, Okay.
Freegans one.
It seems like a fair fight to you.
You have been surrounded me for.
All you've done is given me lots of dead men and women.
Oh, I slit your throat fucking nasty.
Who?
Who taught me how to do that?
I learned to murder so good in the dawn.
The dawn?
Yes.
Nice muscles.
Yet you must work out.
Yes, I killed him.
I got this.
Actually gets me sprint.
Only fucking home.
Your world.
But you're about to see some shit now.
I was only traveling at half my speed before.
No, I'm having a full capacity.
Speed is my name on.
Winning is my game.
Hello, friends.
I am the skater.
The Iris skater.
Amazing at this.
Oh, break out.
Oh, yeah, right.
Give me back my sword.
Who once told who wants tos?
I do.
I do.
Toes are their best breakfast lady like we just met.
It's not time for that.
Who?
I swear I'm not that violent in real life.
Top of the morning to you, ladies.
Okay, I don't believe this.
Episode played and sorcery here.
What?
Ah, fun game.
What a dope ass murderer if it game.
I had so much fun playing that.
I hope it was this fun to watch.
I hope I was even on camera from Listen, I don't even care.
I got to kill so many people and look good doing it at the same time.
That's a win win win win in my book.
But there are some crazy minds out for this game as well, so I might come back and try it again on do some modern, because I think there's like light sabers and blasters and all that kind of stuff, which I think is going to be absolutely awesome.
So if you want to see more of this game, don't forget to leave a like on the video on, Subscribe and wait for the next one.
Really?
Let me know what you guys were into and what you want to watch.
But until now, I'm gonna leave that episode there.
Be careful because I'll be coming for you next.