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take off my underwear.
But I have broad agreement.
Barney, what are you doing here?
Oh, um I was just hanging out saying that's ironic because I was gonna call you over here, Tonto.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
So you know, Queen.
Yeah.
Well, you know how queens like to spend lots of money?
Sure.
What?
I was searching online, trying to find ideas to steal.
I saw a bunch of different YouTubers doing videos called Mystery Box.
Oh, I've heard of these where they buy $20 mystery boxes and they open them.
And then they see what?
Yes, $20.
But that's for trash today.
Where do we owe?
Okay, so here's the situation.
So I'm gonna give you $1000 you go out Phyllis box with a bunch of random crap, and then I'm gonna open it tomorrow and have myself a Christmas.
You're giving me $1000.
I know.
Quit.
Last time in $1000 video was about pizza, withdrew and quit, Sponsored it.
Then I was like, Wait.
Hey, quit.
Let's do this again.
So they're supposed to this video and let me give you $1000 in that night.
You guys quit is an amazing out Have a bunch of stickers kind of multi better?
Yes, I'm dragging.
And not only do they have stickers of me and my pants and Ryland Garrett they want another cool stickers to from different TV shows.
Different things that you guys would know.
So I'm gonna quit.
It is free.
Download open right down there.
And there's gonna be so much more stuff.
They're doing gifts and means, and I'm old, so I don't know what any of that means, but I'm sure it's great, but they could also trade with their friends.
You get traded stickers and queen, you're right.
They can trade with their friends way sticker.
Oh, my God.
Okay, um, you got for when you're going crazy, you don't know how to tell your friends.
Haven't right down.
Oh, Shane.
What, are you really gonna cut your hair cutting into my brain to kill myself?
Oh, I love it.
Do it.
You could send that one.
Your mom.
Thank you so much, Quinn.
I never get brand deals.
Is very exciting that you wanna work with you again.
Thank you guys for downloading it last time because it made them want to do another video.
And I'm really excited to give Gary $1000 to go buy the shit box.
That seems like a very, very bad idea.
Yes.
So you go do this.
I will see you tomorrow.
I'm sweating.
Wait a minute.
Anything.
I want this whole box, the whole thing.
Pocket some of the money.
You're not going.
Oh, my God.
Wait.
Welcome.
Shane.
What's going on?
Come on, nothing's going on.
I'm always at your health with Ryland just hanging out when you're not here.
Come on.
What's going on?
I'm scared.
I don't like to pretend it's okay.
Come on.
Come on, come on.
Way unscathed.
Well, remember the mystery box video we're talking about?
Uh, well, we might have a little something for you.
This mystery box is for a man named Shane Colin.
Bad piggy.
And he'll squeal in pain.
This'll boxes Very wild, spooky fun and gross.
It's not mild way.
Hope it will drive you insane on Maryland.
And I'm just inviting you into my box.
I know I'm not your usual time.
People like you biggie you.
It's good to be back with you too, but she's literally running away.
Bring me is another dead celebrity republic.
Oh, my God.
Theo, What is this?
Second angle?
So I really show them the magic.
You literally more excited than you.
Oh, I will.
Was Ryland stopped because he didn't have to wait?
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Here we go.
Okay, Okay.
Okay.
Wait.
What's in a fucking box?
Be careful.
Be careful.
Um, it smells.
I know.
It's What does it smell like?
The mystery.
Take it in.
Take it in.
No shit, Mr Soft.
Well, there's not No.
Are you kidding me?
You don't know what's in there.
Yes, there's actual trash.
That's just a the top.
It's literally so deep.
There's so much stuff.
Way.
Keep in mind.
The impersonator was 250.
Anyways, it was 200.
Yes, was 250 mile a minute rose.
$250.
You could have got Cameron Dallas and he would have done it.
100.
Here we go.
Ok, you.
You think first.
Okay, That has a story.
It was The story to that is that there's a bunch of high schoolers that hang out outside of Taco Bell after school.
So I win and I fought him like $80 worth of talk about make a wish.
They were so happy.
And then I gave the rest to a homeless person.
So this is just symbolizing $500.
It's symbolizing kindness.
And you can take a Okay, Jane.
Now that is precious, right?
Well, OK, all that is is it's just a fun ghost holding a pumpkin.
And I got it at the Halloween store chain.
Think they're not dead?
I figured.
I don't know.
They could just be nice around the house.
They really are.
They'll be nice right there.
Violent.
Control him.
Right.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Oh, these are fun.
You know what I figured?
I figured we could piss our pants together like him, actually.
Okay, I'll put it on there for all sizes.
Oh, my God.
Oh, who here?
I'll move the box over.
Do it like a big baby.
Okay.
Waiting on a friendship between my stink?
Yes.
I'm just trying to figure out how it works.
Okay, Watching that is a big diaper way.
Know me when I try to target, should this look like someone's working on a car right now or something?
I just meant how complicated it is.
Definitely gonna get 10 my God.
Come on.
Let me get in there.
Come on.
What does it look like?
He's already pissed his period.
They're from that.
Their store, e.
I mean, really, You want me to change into that baby?
Okay, keep opening.
Who this is?
Yes.
Mystery Oreos for a mystery box.
Mystery cream Shane.
00 my God.
What is that flavor?
Are they different flavors?
That fucking Ryland here?
Double mystery Oreo Ryland Go, Pete.
Pete, No baby piece.
You actually want to be?
Yes, you are.
Oh, my God.
Are gardeners.
Actually, Pete, I see Theo way.
That's what the mystery flavor is for Luke's Bar Island.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Tell the gardener is that will give them an extra 50 this week.
Jesus.
Okay, what can I present one to the next?
So this is an original review board from 1992.
And I know you love it.
Could remember we had to abandon our from that demon.
Followed us home.
My to Do you not remember that We literally throw it away because we almost got killed, by the way.
Do what?
Let's put it in your house.
Shame.
No, I'm not having more demons in my house.
I already have enough.
Only God.
Oh, right.
You could do that one.
Next.
What the fuck is that?
What is this show?
Oh, my God.
One Is this.
Besides my goal weight do I don't know what it is.
It was also a lot of money.
How much money was this?
Not important.
You all right?
You know what?
Okay, let's hang in.
Next thing.
Let's see what next?
You just pick something that is actually really cool.
Shane, Do you know what this is?
It's a book of humans being dissected.
I could literally make a book of me dissecting YouTubers pictures on Instagram for How much do you owe?
10 Will be on the cover.
I said Tana will be on the cover.
Oh, it's just a kooky wig.
Who just not you from.
Oh, funny.
Um, funny thing is huge, isn't it?
Probably has licensed.
Okay, Okay.
Okay.
I know.
I know from scary videos.
Like when we go through mazes and stuff that second month.
This is cool ago.
Proud.
I know it's a little So you already have all the equipment to like, put it on my chest and stuff so we can go on.
I'm gonna Story of the building.
Okay.
Oh, What the fuck is this?
Carrot cake.
Cupcakes.
I didn't know that they would melt like that.
One of them eaten?
Yes.
I mean, that literally looks like my ass.
I know it's not a joke.
A love it.
That's why I want to show you that's it.
A little bit security.
Take out your little less little There's another wig.
Yeah, because there's two of us next.
Now there's another way.
Oh, I forgot.
I got three next condoms.
00 that's lubricant.
So I was in CVS because I had to run in to grab something, right?
And then this woman, I said, Hey, what's the most expensive thing in here?
And she was like, Yes, what?
We've won because it's expensive.
And it was this.
$24 for the loop after tax 30.
You know it's free spit hardy flythe.
I know because when I'm in a bad mood, all I do is watch friends.
I know you were right.
Ugo talked about this before.
I love you, Phoebe.
Oh, you haven't seen the best of it.
So this is a little piggy playing a banjo.
What happened?
Is that nice?
Look at that.
Oh, you when you're feeling your videos okay with you guys, right?
What next?
Just hold a tumbler.
I don't even know what it is, but I love this.
It's the perfect amount of gay.
Just half right.
Don't look.
This is me.
And then this is you.
What, like half gay?
And then all the way?
Gay?
I thought you meant Wait up.
I'm actually leaving my house.
I always bring the tea lights so I always bring the tea thing way.
Can't take any respect.
This is open.
No jokes on you.
It's from a thrift store that we really can't take a bath.
Yeah, but look at it.
She's funny.
I do love Catholic humor.
Oh, my God.
Why is this meat literally?
Same outfit.
Same fear in the eyes.
Next Madonna CD.
Oh, that was me.
Pregnancy Workout.
Oh, that was in case you got Rylan pregnant.
What's that table?
Oh, that's for the holiday.
The Halloween season.
Sorry about the hair.
Another book?
No, this is cool.
So this is like one of the nice things This is a book full of dead Children.
That's cute.
I love it.
Don't show the audience of that kid.
I don't want to get to monetize.
I need to pay for this year.
Wait.
Let me show you a brand friendly dead kid.
I'm kidding.
He's thriving.
Oh, my God.
What was that?
What the fuck is that?
What is that thing is actually another really cool thing.
And it was on sale like it's made out of wood.
A tan car.
What is that?
Like a girl goes, why is there an old woman and said her stomach?
Where did you get this?
Uh, Halloweentown.
My grandma has the best treats.
Oh, that's just for when you're eating because you get messy.
My grandma's dead.
Are you trying to trick me?
She did have good treats.
She made me obese.
She really did.
Oh, who they're calling?
No, no, she just got me.
But yeah, I'm gonna crack one open with boys.
You see, Grandma, is that Oh, let me see.
Oh, it's for you.
That's a promise.
Is this a subway sandwich?
I thought you might want the other half.
Okay.
Can I tell you what this is about Pope.
We could split this.
It's a meatball sub.
Have you ever had a subway?
Yeah, I have happened today.
We're not spawn here, not by subway.
I just didn't know if you had it.
You like that movie?
You know baby's mama?
I don't know if you've seen it.
How did you have time to take a family portrait of me making a video?
Riley, Chief, that's literally us.
We got you on the back conquering the world.
Oh, there's one more thing.
Okay, So that has a story.
No, it does.
It was $50.
That's a lot.
I know, but it was actually $6 But there was this woman at a bus stop, and I said, Hey, do you think this is cute?
But she didn't speak English.
Do you think this pumpkin is cute?
This little guy, this is cute, right?
And so she went to take it, and I was like, Oh, my God, I can't give it to her.
So I just pulled out $50 I gave her 50 instead.
And by your own Halloween decorations.
Bye.
I love you.
I don't know.
So this is what 50?
When Did you think I literally was superwoman giving out my girls?
I didn't want to do.
I got nervous.
This is a $50.
What is this?
It's his buddy look.
So they just kind of have fun.
And please don't throw those For the love of God, don't throw those shame.
Now you probably damaged.
I felt good.
That felt, like $50 thing.
It was worth it.
Is that 1000 mystery box?
When you say it like that, it makes me so angry.
I know you're kind of sad, So I have some really good news for you.
Your viewers can go over to my channel and watch my whole journey of me getting all these things for you.
Don't you feel good anyways, Links at the end of this video?
Yeah.
Go.
A mystery box challenge.
I wasted $1000 Garrett probably will make over $1000 on his chain.
You wasted $1000.
Look at this.
Sorry.
Everything's following.
My life is falling apart.
Major over to Gary's channel.
Subscribe and check out the video of him buying all this crap.
It's nothing.
My money It's not crap.
I literally just watched Ryland piss in a diaper.
Genesis got in my way.
I want it.
All the other videos that me and Gary have done together there's been too many.
Right?
You guys later, I'm gonna crawl in this box of Di way.
No way.
Could never We couldn't tie it up.
Make sure it's shot.
I've an idea what?
Ah, uh were preg channel.
Now I thought, this is fun.
Look, you could put these on in the video and just piss our little pan $24 just to make your genital slippery.
This is 50.
I love you.
That's me when I haven't eaten in 12 minutes.
Just imagine a little bleeder right there.