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  • take off my underwear.

  • But I have broad agreement.

  • Barney, what are you doing here?

  • Oh, um I was just hanging out saying that's ironic because I was gonna call you over here, Tonto.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, my God.

  • So you know, Queen.

  • Yeah.

  • Well, you know how queens like to spend lots of money?

  • Sure.

  • What?

  • I was searching online, trying to find ideas to steal.

  • I saw a bunch of different YouTubers doing videos called Mystery Box.

  • Oh, I've heard of these where they buy $20 mystery boxes and they open them.

  • And then they see what?

  • Yes, $20.

  • But that's for trash today.

  • Where do we owe?

  • Okay, so here's the situation.

  • So I'm gonna give you $1000 you go out Phyllis box with a bunch of random crap, and then I'm gonna open it tomorrow and have myself a Christmas.

  • You're giving me $1000.

  • I know.

  • Quit.

  • Last time in $1000 video was about pizza, withdrew and quit, Sponsored it.

  • Then I was like, Wait.

  • Hey, quit.

  • Let's do this again.

  • So they're supposed to this video and let me give you $1000 in that night.

  • You guys quit is an amazing out Have a bunch of stickers kind of multi better?

  • Yes, I'm dragging.

  • And not only do they have stickers of me and my pants and Ryland Garrett they want another cool stickers to from different TV shows.

  • Different things that you guys would know.

  • So I'm gonna quit.

  • It is free.

  • Download open right down there.

  • And there's gonna be so much more stuff.

  • They're doing gifts and means, and I'm old, so I don't know what any of that means, but I'm sure it's great, but they could also trade with their friends.

  • You get traded stickers and queen, you're right.

  • They can trade with their friends way sticker.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Okay, um, you got for when you're going crazy, you don't know how to tell your friends.

  • Haven't right down.

  • Oh, Shane.

  • What, are you really gonna cut your hair cutting into my brain to kill myself?

  • Oh, I love it.

  • Do it.

  • You could send that one.

  • Your mom.

  • Thank you so much, Quinn.

  • I never get brand deals.

  • Is very exciting that you wanna work with you again.

  • Thank you guys for downloading it last time because it made them want to do another video.

  • And I'm really excited to give Gary $1000 to go buy the shit box.

  • That seems like a very, very bad idea.

  • Yes.

  • So you go do this.

  • I will see you tomorrow.

  • I'm sweating.

  • Wait a minute.

  • Anything.

  • I want this whole box, the whole thing.

  • Pocket some of the money.

  • You're not going.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Wait.

  • Welcome.

  • Shane.

  • What's going on?

  • Come on, nothing's going on.

  • I'm always at your health with Ryland just hanging out when you're not here.

  • Come on.

  • What's going on?

  • I'm scared.

  • I don't like to pretend it's okay.

  • Come on.

  • Come on, come on.

  • Way unscathed.

  • Well, remember the mystery box video we're talking about?

  • Uh, well, we might have a little something for you.

  • This mystery box is for a man named Shane Colin.

  • Bad piggy.

  • And he'll squeal in pain.

  • This'll boxes Very wild, spooky fun and gross.

  • It's not mild way.

  • Hope it will drive you insane on Maryland.

  • And I'm just inviting you into my box.

  • I know I'm not your usual time.

  • People like you biggie you.

  • It's good to be back with you too, but she's literally running away.

  • Bring me is another dead celebrity republic.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Theo, What is this?

  • Second angle?

  • So I really show them the magic.

  • You literally more excited than you.

  • Oh, I will.

  • Was Ryland stopped because he didn't have to wait?

  • Yes.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Here we go.

  • Okay, Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Wait.

  • What's in a fucking box?

  • Be careful.

  • Be careful.

  • Um, it smells.

  • I know.

  • It's What does it smell like?

  • The mystery.

  • Take it in.

  • Take it in.

  • No shit, Mr Soft.

  • Well, there's not No.

  • Are you kidding me?

  • You don't know what's in there.

  • Yes, there's actual trash.

  • That's just a the top.

  • It's literally so deep.

  • There's so much stuff.

  • Way.

  • Keep in mind.

  • The impersonator was 250.

  • Anyways, it was 200.

  • Yes, was 250 mile a minute rose.

  • $250.

  • You could have got Cameron Dallas and he would have done it.

  • 100.

  • Here we go.

  • Ok, you.

  • You think first.

  • Okay, That has a story.

  • It was The story to that is that there's a bunch of high schoolers that hang out outside of Taco Bell after school.

  • So I win and I fought him like $80 worth of talk about make a wish.

  • They were so happy.

  • And then I gave the rest to a homeless person.

  • So this is just symbolizing $500.

  • It's symbolizing kindness.

  • And you can take a Okay, Jane.

  • Now that is precious, right?

  • Well, OK, all that is is it's just a fun ghost holding a pumpkin.

  • And I got it at the Halloween store chain.

  • Think they're not dead?

  • I figured.

  • I don't know.

  • They could just be nice around the house.

  • They really are.

  • They'll be nice right there.

  • Violent.

  • Control him.

  • Right.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • All right.

  • Oh, these are fun.

  • You know what I figured?

  • I figured we could piss our pants together like him, actually.

  • Okay, I'll put it on there for all sizes.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, who here?

  • I'll move the box over.

  • Do it like a big baby.

  • Okay.

  • Waiting on a friendship between my stink?

  • Yes.

  • I'm just trying to figure out how it works.

  • Okay, Watching that is a big diaper way.

  • Know me when I try to target, should this look like someone's working on a car right now or something?

  • I just meant how complicated it is.

  • Definitely gonna get 10 my God.

  • Come on.

  • Let me get in there.

  • Come on.

  • What does it look like?

  • He's already pissed his period.

  • They're from that.

  • Their store, e.

  • I mean, really, You want me to change into that baby?

  • Okay, keep opening.

  • Who this is?

  • Yes.

  • Mystery Oreos for a mystery box.

  • Mystery cream Shane.

  • 00 my God.

  • What is that flavor?

  • Are they different flavors?

  • That fucking Ryland here?

  • Double mystery Oreo Ryland Go, Pete.

  • Pete, No baby piece.

  • You actually want to be?

  • Yes, you are.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Are gardeners.

  • Actually, Pete, I see Theo way.

  • That's what the mystery flavor is for Luke's Bar Island.

  • Thanks.

  • Thanks.

  • Tell the gardener is that will give them an extra 50 this week.

  • Jesus.

  • Okay, what can I present one to the next?

  • So this is an original review board from 1992.

  • And I know you love it.

  • Could remember we had to abandon our from that demon.

  • Followed us home.

  • My to Do you not remember that We literally throw it away because we almost got killed, by the way.

  • Do what?

  • Let's put it in your house.

  • Shame.

  • No, I'm not having more demons in my house.

  • I already have enough.

  • Only God.

  • Oh, right.

  • You could do that one.

  • Next.

  • What the fuck is that?

  • What is this show?

  • Oh, my God.

  • One Is this.

  • Besides my goal weight do I don't know what it is.

  • It was also a lot of money.

  • How much money was this?

  • Not important.

  • You all right?

  • You know what?

  • Okay, let's hang in.

  • Next thing.

  • Let's see what next?

  • You just pick something that is actually really cool.

  • Shane, Do you know what this is?

  • It's a book of humans being dissected.

  • I could literally make a book of me dissecting YouTubers pictures on Instagram for How much do you owe?

  • 10 Will be on the cover.

  • I said Tana will be on the cover.

  • Oh, it's just a kooky wig.

  • Who just not you from.

  • Oh, funny.

  • Um, funny thing is huge, isn't it?

  • Probably has licensed.

  • Okay, Okay.

  • Okay.

  • I know.

  • I know from scary videos.

  • Like when we go through mazes and stuff that second month.

  • This is cool ago.

  • Proud.

  • I know it's a little So you already have all the equipment to like, put it on my chest and stuff so we can go on.

  • I'm gonna Story of the building.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, What the fuck is this?

  • Carrot cake.

  • Cupcakes.

  • I didn't know that they would melt like that.

  • One of them eaten?

  • Yes.

  • I mean, that literally looks like my ass.

  • I know it's not a joke.

  • A love it.

  • That's why I want to show you that's it.

  • A little bit security.

  • Take out your little less little There's another wig.

  • Yeah, because there's two of us next.

  • Now there's another way.

  • Oh, I forgot.

  • I got three next condoms.

  • 00 that's lubricant.

  • So I was in CVS because I had to run in to grab something, right?

  • And then this woman, I said, Hey, what's the most expensive thing in here?

  • And she was like, Yes, what?

  • We've won because it's expensive.

  • And it was this.

  • $24 for the loop after tax 30.

  • You know it's free spit hardy flythe.

  • I know because when I'm in a bad mood, all I do is watch friends.

  • I know you were right.

  • Ugo talked about this before.

  • I love you, Phoebe.

  • Oh, you haven't seen the best of it.

  • So this is a little piggy playing a banjo.

  • What happened?

  • Is that nice?

  • Look at that.

  • Oh, you when you're feeling your videos okay with you guys, right?

  • What next?

  • Just hold a tumbler.

  • I don't even know what it is, but I love this.

  • It's the perfect amount of gay.

  • Just half right.

  • Don't look.

  • This is me.

  • And then this is you.

  • What, like half gay?

  • And then all the way?

  • Gay?

  • I thought you meant Wait up.

  • I'm actually leaving my house.

  • I always bring the tea lights so I always bring the tea thing way.

  • Can't take any respect.

  • This is open.

  • No jokes on you.

  • It's from a thrift store that we really can't take a bath.

  • Yeah, but look at it.

  • She's funny.

  • I do love Catholic humor.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Why is this meat literally?

  • Same outfit.

  • Same fear in the eyes.

  • Next Madonna CD.

  • Oh, that was me.

  • Pregnancy Workout.

  • Oh, that was in case you got Rylan pregnant.

  • What's that table?

  • Oh, that's for the holiday.

  • The Halloween season.

  • Sorry about the hair.

  • Another book?

  • No, this is cool.

  • So this is like one of the nice things This is a book full of dead Children.

  • That's cute.

  • I love it.

  • Don't show the audience of that kid.

  • I don't want to get to monetize.

  • I need to pay for this year.

  • Wait.

  • Let me show you a brand friendly dead kid.

  • I'm kidding.

  • He's thriving.

  • Oh, my God.

  • What was that?

  • What the fuck is that?

  • What is that thing is actually another really cool thing.

  • And it was on sale like it's made out of wood.

  • A tan car.

  • What is that?

  • Like a girl goes, why is there an old woman and said her stomach?

  • Where did you get this?

  • Uh, Halloweentown.

  • My grandma has the best treats.

  • Oh, that's just for when you're eating because you get messy.

  • My grandma's dead.

  • Are you trying to trick me?

  • She did have good treats.

  • She made me obese.

  • She really did.

  • Oh, who they're calling?

  • No, no, she just got me.

  • But yeah, I'm gonna crack one open with boys.

  • You see, Grandma, is that Oh, let me see.

  • Oh, it's for you.

  • That's a promise.

  • Is this a subway sandwich?

  • I thought you might want the other half.

  • Okay.

  • Can I tell you what this is about Pope.

  • We could split this.

  • It's a meatball sub.

  • Have you ever had a subway?

  • Yeah, I have happened today.

  • We're not spawn here, not by subway.

  • I just didn't know if you had it.

  • You like that movie?

  • You know baby's mama?

  • I don't know if you've seen it.

  • How did you have time to take a family portrait of me making a video?

  • Riley, Chief, that's literally us.

  • We got you on the back conquering the world.

  • Oh, there's one more thing.

  • Okay, So that has a story.

  • No, it does.

  • It was $50.

  • That's a lot.

  • I know, but it was actually $6 But there was this woman at a bus stop, and I said, Hey, do you think this is cute?

  • But she didn't speak English.

  • Do you think this pumpkin is cute?

  • This little guy, this is cute, right?

  • And so she went to take it, and I was like, Oh, my God, I can't give it to her.

  • So I just pulled out $50 I gave her 50 instead.

  • And by your own Halloween decorations.

  • Bye.

  • I love you.

  • I don't know.

  • So this is what 50?

  • When Did you think I literally was superwoman giving out my girls?

  • I didn't want to do.

  • I got nervous.

  • This is a $50.

  • What is this?

  • It's his buddy look.

  • So they just kind of have fun.

  • And please don't throw those For the love of God, don't throw those shame.

  • Now you probably damaged.

  • I felt good.

  • That felt, like $50 thing.

  • It was worth it.

  • Is that 1000 mystery box?

  • When you say it like that, it makes me so angry.

  • I know you're kind of sad, So I have some really good news for you.

  • Your viewers can go over to my channel and watch my whole journey of me getting all these things for you.

  • Don't you feel good anyways, Links at the end of this video?

  • Yeah.

  • Go.

  • A mystery box challenge.

  • I wasted $1000 Garrett probably will make over $1000 on his chain.

  • You wasted $1000.

  • Look at this.

  • Sorry.

  • Everything's following.

  • My life is falling apart.

  • Major over to Gary's channel.

  • Subscribe and check out the video of him buying all this crap.

  • It's nothing.

  • My money It's not crap.

  • I literally just watched Ryland piss in a diaper.

  • Genesis got in my way.

  • I want it.

  • All the other videos that me and Gary have done together there's been too many.

  • Right?

  • You guys later, I'm gonna crawl in this box of Di way.

  • No way.

  • Could never We couldn't tie it up.

  • Make sure it's shot.

  • I've an idea what?

  • Ah, uh were preg channel.

  • Now I thought, this is fun.

  • Look, you could put these on in the video and just piss our little pan $24 just to make your genital slippery.

  • This is 50.

  • I love you.

  • That's me when I haven't eaten in 12 minutes.

  • Just imagine a little bleeder right there.

take off my underwear.

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1000元神祕盒 ($1000 MYSTERY BOX)

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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