Here we go, it's a Pierre I'm so gross and fat you. Okay. Well so far nothing bad is here

哦(・Д・)

How do I get in there maybe I can get like a vault? Oh my god, there is a ball ah

哦(・Д・)

Huh dude people say this game is hard pathetic. (Subtitle by *I am HeRe *in description at bottom)

ヽ(`Д´)ノ

I Love how you see looking at you? Hey, buddy. Why did you come down? Eh, mate

開始了 是史詩-

Got forgot about that god dammit

噁 我好噁心 我好胖

I know there's like an area in the beginning that you can kind of choose your way through right? Oh

噁 ( ´Д`)

Can you jump down there

Ok, 好 目前還沒有甚麼壞事發生

Right, it looks like

(哼歌)

Zero dancer one. All right. So we're starting up the lights from here. I know what happened though, either you crazy son of a snake

(敲)

What the

我要怎麼進去

Who threw that who's ever doing that you're gonna be pissed off that you did that? Oh

或許我可以用一個球之類的...

I don't remember how I beat this for us to be honest. Oh shit

我的天啊 有一顆球(巨石)

Kevin jump then you little pussy

(滾下來)

How did I not hear clearly the strategy is working out impeccably very good so far

啊(☉д⊙)

He's Bozek claiming me he better not be fast

喝(`д´)

Go go go go go go. Don't hit me don't even know us finish at my camera

他們說這款遊戲很難?

Get up please. All right, so that's how you do it on the first try whatever come here. This guy's so annoying. Oh

可悲( 3ω3)

There's the kick EEP ash, what do you learn to aim in R at school

我超喜歡牠就這樣盯著你看

Idiot, she look at my bony ass. I want to have a thick ass it's not pop

ㄟ 兄弟 你為什麼不下來玩 (΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)

All right. All right

(Boss跳起來)

He doesn't actually go inside the fire, oh he does ha

啊啊啊啊(((ﾟДﾟ;)))

Ha ha he's gonna fall for it three times. Don't call pizza. Don't go beat the bleep

淦 我忘記他會這樣了(`д´)

No all again I get one mole again, that's right pretty bad

該死的(#`Д´)

To Milligan's you get to Mulligan's. Ah

我知道遊戲前期有一個區域你可以繞小路通過 對吧?

What I'm like ah oi oi

(超懸崖邊)

He's all you're gonna die or you can't die goddamn stop it away boy is my new best friend

哦?

Oh god, this this is a bad idea. Here we go. It's a party. Yeah, yeah

那裡可以下去嗎?

Oh

(滑)

Where's your friend, huh?

(慘叫)

Yeah

0死亡 各位觀眾

Thank you. Ollie zero. Depp's pretty good. So far slower roll is good for this fight

好勒 我們的實況剛剛開始

Do plays there's shit? How long does this happen?

我不知道剛剛發生甚麼事(*ﾟーﾟ)(Pew式裝傻)

Keep presenting yourself. That's right. That's right. Come to flat feet

你這瘋癲的的混蛋

Double hit

(飛)

No, oh oh god, oh

這三小-(#`Д´)ﾉ

Oh

那誰丟的(☉д⊙)

You can't hit me. I'm Swedish. Listen meatballs all come to poppy

不管是誰丟的(`д´)

We have to go friend

你會對你自己的行為很生氣(╬ﾟдﾟ)

So this is where you meet a

(工三小)(´-ω- )

Dark Knight that can actually drop a really good weapon cuz this is how the speedrunners do it, right? They just run here

(臉吃火焰壺)

Cool so literally he doesn't know

噢 )д`)

How do I do the thing how do I do the thing? Oh

我完全不記得怎麼打這隻Boss(;ﾟдﾟ)

Oh I get the Black Knight Halbert we have the Hulbert so it should be really fun strong

老實說

Let's go gamers zero. That's okay. Here we go Oh,

"喔 挫賽"

Fight day we week gaming week. Let's do this gamer to gamer

"又來一次了ಠ_ಠ"

I feel like I'm not prepared at all

跳啊 你這小娘泡(`д´)

Okay starts off with that

(跳砍 揮空)

I'm stuck. That's all right

那怎麼可能沒打到(`д´)

It's gaming week

啊啊啊啊(掉落)

Count them for me boys count them for me. Can I just one shot it?

很明顯的 這個戰術正在無可挑剔的實行當中

Nice knowing yet. I

Hen棒

Remember this oh

目前為止(ﾟ∀ﾟ;)

That's why I remember it 9 year olds look away. Oh wow. It's a cute little snake what an easy boss. Oh

牠他媽的打我打飛(#`Д´)ﾉ

my god

不要再掉下去了(#`皿´)

Go for the knees boys here. Oh, that's this place sucks. It feels like actually going down sewers Oh,

喔(ﾟ皿ﾟﾒ)

God look at these big boys

牠的懶蛋貼在我的臉上ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Whoa

牠最好不要太快追上來(☉д⊙)

Welcome to Blighttown maybe try and fight him over somewhere else

(跳砍)(・∀・)

That's what I think of you and your shitty town cool

(慘叫)

So we're still at the beginning of this god-awful in place. I go down there. There's a guy there. Let's go gamer time

咿咿咿咿咿咿(亂叫)

Don't use those giant rocks Emmie. All right

咿咿咿咿咿(繼續叫(´-ω- )

Jay says cool. Are there enough noted noted?

走走走

All right. Kayo some cool lug more like ugly

走走走走(((ﾟДﾟ;)))

girl, I

不要打我

Forgot about the explosion. It doesn't count if you're eager, 'ls kill you. It's the first rule of Dark Souls

不要打我 我是瑞典人*&^&%

Can you freak off with the stones

(鳥叫)

Literally no more stones. See you don't have stuff. Where did he get this from? I don't know when they're throwing them. It's really

被我

Stop with the stones, please. Oh, no, it was poison. I wasn't paying attention. It doesn't count if you were not paying attention

呢呢呢(゜皿。)

Look at that. Oh

好 那就是如何第一次就殺掉這隻Boss

Yeah, getting them good over here doing a lot of damage big on talked zero deaths. That's how it's done

隨便啦(=m=)(不屑)

Thank you very much. Jump here. What look at that. I ride the ferris wheel

過來

This is epic one time epic a bee bee no one asks clearly

這隻怪有夠煩的

No one asked me and now we climbed very epic bush. Alright, alright

(跳)

Buzz off

(又下去)

He pushed me to be pushed me

ヽ(#`Д´)ﾉ

How can be push

這就踢出來了嘛(`д´)

How can be pushed I'll get it up how I wear skirt

去吃屁啦(#`Д´)ﾉ

You know, what's the lamest animal ever made? That's right. Ah

你在那裡學瞄準敵人的啊?

No, not again. God not like this. Oh

老鼠學校嗎?

It's okay. Okay, just keep

弱智(`д´)

keep running

看我這瘦皮巴的屁股

All right, we jump here. It's cool

我想要豐厚一點的屁股 (安產型)

Boys I just want to talk skirt gang skirt gang this time. I'm ready while you sit

不是我他媽想要-

Hello, oh

啊啊啊啊啊啊∑(✘Д✘ )

My god, what onion got me killed you idiot?

(跳)

Wait was I not supposed to kill him?

_(:3 」∠ )_

Trap ahead. Huh? What's happened to me? Ah

(つд⊂)

No skirt, get hurt. Oh wow

牠不會笨到自己走進火裡吧?

I don't know if you guys noticed but he's bombing the place

當我沒說 牠會

He's farming the play he's bumping the game a way

σ ﾟ∀ ﾟ) ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ

Scart game. All right. I've had enough of your balls

థ౪థ

Skirt gang

( σ՞ਊ ՞)σ

Why is his weapon so overpowered?

牠要去撞第3次火了థ౪థ

No, no

別打給動保協會

No, oh my god, dude. Chill. Oh my god. There's two of them

別打給動保協會 拜託ヾ(;ﾟдﾟ)/

Oh, you can't hit me skirt. They're shooting for her boobs, dude. How is that even legal?

(打石像鬼摟)

You see that deaf counter we played so far I don't know how many hours

(擋)

But the lot of hours have been playing no

(腳滑)

dice

不 (°Д°;

Zero death has occurring that's been occurring has occurred

(這段聽不懂┐(´д`)┌)

Bottom got the gamers. What are you gonna do? There's a pillar there. That's so embarrassing

挺糟的

He's so embarrassed I missed you call that a swing. Oh god. Oh god

(つд⊂)

First ripe pictures

(聽沒有(´д`))

What is that weapon and how did you get it Oh,

( ´ﾟДﾟ)

Old strength no skill. This is the best part big titty and him a girlfriend

三小(#`Д´)ﾉ

Hallelujah

我還活著(((ﾟдﾟ)))

They are so large, she's so largely the sad part about this

(燒死)

Is that all thoughts must be exterminated

(ι´Дン)

F's in the chat

喔一

So fucking anime, I'm sorry

(吸)

Oh

喔一ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ

No what it died?

喔一要死了嗎?

No, oh my god, I was trying to hit Pat it

喔一不能死啊(´д`)

Keanu Reeves wants to know your location Oh God. We're a better bounce

該死的

Bonfire ahead where oh, hey check back. I don't remember this

停下來 喔一

He's sucking me. Oh, my god is ever old three or four of them gonna suck me. Oh,

喔一是我最新的好朋友(•ㅂ•)

My god it fucking suck again

喔天啊(´д`)

You get this son

這是- 喔一

Now eyes gonna jump me ah

這是個爛主意

It doesn't count if the treasure eats you. That's the number one rule of dark so

我們又來了

You have to destroy. Oh, yeah

這是個派對(ﾟ∀。)

Hahaha, oh it's getting chopped. Oh, it's getting chopped. Oh, it's getting chopped

耶啊d(`･∀･)b

Oh, it's chopped gamers jump jump to pay to win weapon. Oh

耶~哈啊( ﾟ∀ﾟ)

You can do a shortcut here watch this gamers

喔喔喔喔喔

Just as planned

你的朋友呢? σ ﾟ∀ ﾟ) ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ

Gamers. Oh, yeah, that's a shortcut baby. Oh god. It's the wheels. Oh

哈?(挑釁)

It's the wheels. It's the wheels. Oh, it's they goddamn wheels. Oh, they don't stop Oh

咿 哈哈哈哈(σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σ

God oh we did it. Thank God

耶啊d(`･∀･)b

That was close. Ah

感謝你 喔一 (*´ω`)

All right hardest boss of the game. Here we go gamers. Oh

0死亡 目前為止還不錯

My god, oh

胖滾在這場Boss戰中挺不錯的

God

小補充:當你人物負重超重 會從快滾 變慢滾 俗稱胖滾 會讓翻滾無敵時間變長 但是很速度很慢

Hmm No, oh god, are there other things out there? Hello

會噴雷射什麼鬼的

Hey get out of the way

牠會飛多久?

Get out of the way get out of the way. Get out of the way gamer. He's slapping my ass. Ah

牠要休息了嗎?

I have a lantern no lanters are for pussies. Oh

這就對了 這就對了ლ(◉◞౪◟◉ )ლ

Yes, I remember this bald son of a bitch oh

來爸比這裡 ಠ౪ಠ

Thanks, how about you go first, I'll follow you. Look how much treasure

( ‘д´⊂彡☆))Д‘)

That's awesome

(突刺!)( ‘д´⊂彡☆))Д‘)

Why I pushed him that makes no sense I just got on my why oh god, is there anything down here? Oh

(戳)

Well, what the hell are you doing down here

呃呃呃呃(☉д⊙)

There gamer get out of here. It's dangerous. Oh

啊啊啊(;ﾟдﾟ)

God I killed her. I'm sorry. Ah, hey look guys, there's a way ah,

被打兩下

Okay, how do I fight? Neither? I completely forgot what?

喔喔喔(´д`)

Bad no, not now, I'm drinking slurp. Woo

挫賽 要死了

It's called timing

不(;ﾟдﾟ)

Gaming week

喔Σ(*ﾟдﾟﾉ)ﾉ

By all right gamers it's card time

喔 天啊(☉д⊙)

Bedlam chaos more like my bed Oh God. Oh that

(我他媽躲過了的驚嘆聲)

Now imagine having 20s this blast is still fine

喔喔喔喔

I'm almost a gamer. They left to fight hand just go down - damn it. No

你打不到我 我是瑞典人◝(　ﾟ∀ ﾟ )◟

Are you getting

婊子(? 跟肉丸(???

Maybe a week is over get me with you some game a way Gaming

喔喔喔

Got to be careful, we have zero deaths are you kidding are you

來爸比這裡ヽ(́◕◞౪◟◕‵)ﾉ

All right guess I got a restart, okay, so we're back I replayed the game

(́◕◞౪◟◕‵)

Jamie wig

(◔౪◔)

Gang praise the Sun my gamers

(́=◞౪◟=‵)

Hope you guys enjoyed this video smash like if you enjoyed subscribe if you haven't we're almost at a hundred million

(回體力的聲音)

I wanted this video to mark the end of gaming week. We've been live streaming this as often as I can

我要衝一波(`д´)

It's been really really fun and it's been fun to bring back gaming to this channel, but all things must come to an end

( 炸 )

so therefore

(同時也炸了Pew的心態)

That's it game a week over

嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯(就差一下的哀號)