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  • Okay. First question: Can I eat you?

  • -[Cake]: No, Tom! You can't eat me! -What if I gave you a hat?

  • [Cake] If you eat me, I will die!

  • Second question: Why are you a cake?!

  • [cake] I...insulted a wizard.

  • -They do have funny hats. -That's what I said!

  • So...we gonna help me?

  • -Yeah. Now how do I... -PUT ME DOWN!!

  • Sorry! Sorry - accident. I didn't... you look really good.

  • Wait! Maybe science has the answer?

  • If my calculations are correct, the only thing that can reverse wizard magic

  • Is a high dosage of potassium and sodium chloride, commonly found in...

  • ...Stomach Acids. Oh, my goodness, Ben...

  • GET IN MY MOUTH.

  • Stop trying to eat me!

  • -Hey. That's a cake. Can I have a slice? -Fine...

  • [Cake] KATHRYN, DON'T! IT'S ME!

  • -Oh. Ben's a cake! -Yep.

  • Did you insult a wizard again?

  • Ye-e-es...

  • -And he won't let me eat him! -What?! Did you offer him a hat?

  • -Yes! -Weird...

  • Guys! I really want to stop being a cake!

  • Hey. What if the Wizard sent you on a spirit quest?

  • Mmm! Maybe you need to learn a life lesson?

  • -Okay, like what? -Well, you're not very generous.

  • Yeah! You know a generous friend would let me HAVE SOME CAKE.

  • -The cake IS your friend! -You're a liar!

  • Hold on! I've got it!

  • Perfect!

  • Yeah, you just put googly eyes on me.

  • Well you look more like you used to.

  • Oh, Ben! You're back!

  • No! Still a cake!

  • [Cake]: Anymore bright ideas?

  • Now I'm on fire! And still a cake...

  • Okay, okay. I've got this.

  • -Now I just have a hat on!

  • You look good, though!

  • -I feel good! -Good enough to eat?

  • NO!!!

  • Look, do you guys actually know how to turn me back into a human?!

  • [Both] No...

  • Is that what we were doing?

  • Great. I'll just keep on being a cake...

  • Yes! It is me! [cough] damn it...]

  • Yes! It is me! The Wizard who turned your friend into a cake!

  • And if you EVER want to see him again...

  • you must answer me these riddles three!

  • Number On-- ...shit it.

  • I'm back!

  • Oh, hey Ben!

  • Hey, man! (Where did the cake go?)

  • How did you know that punching a Wizard would bring me back?

  • What? No! I just really hate wizards!

  • He did have a funny hat...

  • Yeah, that's what I said!

  • Ha! High five! Eurgh...

  • WHERE'S MY ARM!?

  • I had, like, one slice!

  • AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH

  • [Ben] Tom? Where's my penis?

  • -Okay, I had, like, two slices! -[Ben] YOU [censored]

  • There's a dick in me...

Okay. First question: Can I eat you?

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    逄鴻翔 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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