字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Okay. First question: Can I eat you? -[Cake]: No, Tom! You can't eat me! -What if I gave you a hat? [Cake] If you eat me, I will die! Second question: Why are you a cake?! [cake] I...insulted a wizard. -They do have funny hats. -That's what I said! So...we gonna help me? -Yeah. Now how do I... -PUT ME DOWN!! Sorry! Sorry - accident. I didn't... you look really good. Wait! Maybe science has the answer? If my calculations are correct, the only thing that can reverse wizard magic Is a high dosage of potassium and sodium chloride, commonly found in... ...Stomach Acids. Oh, my goodness, Ben... GET IN MY MOUTH. Stop trying to eat me! -Hey. That's a cake. Can I have a slice? -Fine... [Cake] KATHRYN, DON'T! IT'S ME! -Oh. Ben's a cake! -Yep. Did you insult a wizard again? Ye-e-es... -And he won't let me eat him! -What?! Did you offer him a hat? -Yes! -Weird... Guys! I really want to stop being a cake! Hey. What if the Wizard sent you on a spirit quest? Mmm! Maybe you need to learn a life lesson? -Okay, like what? -Well, you're not very generous. Yeah! You know a generous friend would let me HAVE SOME CAKE. -The cake IS your friend! -You're a liar! Hold on! I've got it! Perfect! Yeah, you just put googly eyes on me. Well you look more like you used to. Oh, Ben! You're back! No! Still a cake! [Cake]: Anymore bright ideas? Now I'm on fire! And still a cake... Okay, okay. I've got this. -Now I just have a hat on! You look good, though! -I feel good! -Good enough to eat? NO!!! Look, do you guys actually know how to turn me back into a human?! [Both] No... Is that what we were doing? Great. I'll just keep on being a cake... Yes! It is me! [cough] damn it...] Yes! It is me! The Wizard who turned your friend into a cake! And if you EVER want to see him again... you must answer me these riddles three! Number On-- ...shit it. I'm back! Oh, hey Ben! Hey, man! (Where did the cake go?) How did you know that punching a Wizard would bring me back? What? No! I just really hate wizards! He did have a funny hat... Yeah, that's what I said! Ha! High five! Eurgh... WHERE'S MY ARM!? I had, like, one slice! AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH [Ben] Tom? Where's my penis? -Okay, I had, like, two slices! -[Ben] YOU [censored] There's a dick in me...