Oh god, this is really--

We're off to a terrible start for Airsoft Battle Royale Two.

Dude Perfect.

Today's battle is simple.

Each squad of three is scattered throughout the map,

to scavenge for weapons and eliminate opponents

by popping balloons.

Last squad standing wins.

Ah.

Ah.

Whoa.

That was a long fall.

What's up, guys?

Cory checking into the game.

Purple Hoser checking in.

I'm feeling good about today, baby.

I just had LASIK surgery done.

Eyes are a little tender, can barely see.

Because of that, the guy did add one balloon for each eye.

Hey, blue squad, represent.

(ON RADIO) Um, blue squad representing?

I've got Coby on my team.

Let's loot, baby, come on.

I've got a good buddy named Sparky on the team.

Heard the boys needed a six person

for some battle royale action.

The name is Sparky, and I'm ready to party.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey, good news boys.

Supply bin inside.

Woohoo.

We gotta get to work.

We gotta get to work.

He's going to take us to Team Red.

Trophy time!

Ty, I'm going to check out this bunker real quick,

before meeting up with you.

(ON RADIO) Well, good news.

I just found some peanut butter crackers one of my bins.

Nice.

Save me one of those, I'm hungry.

(ON RADIO) I already ate them all.

What kind of teammate is that?

Blue team, I've got an MP5, thermal drone, and smoke.

(ON RADIO) I'm going to try to go meet up with Gar,

then we'll link up with you.

Bang, bang, bang, bang.

Look at this.

Yeah, I'm taking meds.

All right.

I think we're just going to need as much ammo

as I can to spray everybody.

This sucker will do.

Coby, you read us?

That was great news.

Picked up a sniper in the supply bin.

About to get a high vantage point in the bird's nest.

What is it?

[LAUGHING]

Great news, I found a gun.

Bad news, it's a pirate pistol with a loader pouch.

It probably takes two minutes to load a single shot.

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

Oh, I bet that's the tower Coby is going to.

Blue is bad, blue is bad.

Here we go, baby.

Oh, heck yeah.

Oh baby.

Oh, that thing's like, 80 pounds.

Maybe I'll go back to my pistol.

Here.

Thank the Lord.

Ty I got you a weapon, and got the--

Whoa.

My balloon just popped.

I think it might have just hit the truck, man.

I don't know.

Did you get shot, or was it an accidental pop?

(ON RADIO) Dude, I have no clue.

It just popped out of nowhere.

OK stay low, I'm coming over that way.

Where are you at?

Did you hear a shot?

Oh my God.

Let's go!

Hey, get up against the trailer.

Get up against the trailer.

He's hiding way better now.

I can't get a visual, otherwise my balloons are exposed.

Hey Cory, do you still have that drone?

Yeah absolutely.

Put up that thermal drone, and see

if you can see somebody on the roof of the tallest tower.

I got you guys.

I just lost another one, Ty.

Someone's definitely up there.

Oh my gosh, this is so sick.

[HIGH PITCH NOISE]

Guys, I got him.

It's not on the roof, it's a balcony right below it.

(WHISPERING) Cody.

Cody.

There's somebody over there.

Blue team.

Blue team.

All right Gar, he's on the second rooftop.

Lay down fire and I'm going to go.

Smoke.

Alright guys, I'm bringing back the drone.

Ty, you're clear.

No way he saw you go in.

I'm following Codes.

I'm following.

He's getting me.

Get in.

Go, baby let's go!

I'm here.

I'm here.

Yeah, peak out.

Codes, be careful.

Careful.

We're hurt.

Can't believe I just lost a second balloon.

That was so dumb.

Gar, don't move, I think I'm right above him.

(ON RADIO) Move in.

He's still there.

(WHISPERING) Come on, Gar, peak your head out.

Let's go!

That was the greatest move I've ever seen.

You have to be kidding.

Hey, leave your sniper there, I'm coming to get it.

Coby is down Garrett, you are clear to move.

It was disappointing.

I'm going to be honest with you guys,

I'm definitely disappointed.

Oh, I hate to take your sniper Cobes,

I don't think you're going to be--

[LAUGHING]

Careful there big boy.

There's a new sniper in town, boys.

Let's go!

Hey, what did you do to my boy?

Oh, wow.

That's nice.

Talk to me, give me an update.

Hey, now that you're eliminated, would you

mind calling some pizza for dinner tonight?

I'd be happy to do that.

Pepperoni, stuffed crust.

If they got it.

All right, you take the med kit to Coby,

I'm going to chase Cory.

I've got one balloon left.

I knocked two off Cody, one off Sparky.

Oh god, this is the creepiest place

I've ever seen in my life.

(ON RADIO) Garret, I got two more flights of stairs,

and then I'll be at the bottom of the building.

I don't know how to navigate my way through this place.

I'm lost.

Ty, got an automatic Glock, you need it?

(ON RADIO) Yeah, grab that for me.

Head this way, so we can go to the reactor building.

I'll meet you in there, I think I found another way.

I'm pretty sure this pipeline goes right to the bottom.

Pretty sketchy.

Don't worry Cobes, I'm coming for you.

How many flights is this thing?

I think it's nine.

(PANTING) Oh gosh, you're going to have to carry me.

Did you hear that?

Wait.

This looks amazing.

Well, this gun is sweet.

I can't see a thing.

Somebody's coming.

Cory?

Is that you?

Where are you boy?

This is the scariest thing I've ever been a part of.

Oh, boy.

The heck was that from?

Got him.

Got him.

Got him.

Whoa.

I've got a lot of them.

Yes, I'm alive!

Yes, woohoo.

Oh, Cobes, I thought I'd never find you.

But I got meds.

Let's get you back in this game.

Drop.

Cannot wait to report the good news.

(WHISPERING) All right, you're good.

Holy cow, I thought I was out.

Oops.

I won't tell them if you won't tell him.

I need a weapon, by the way.

Cory, what's your status man?

What up blue team?

There's a new bazooka boy in town, baby.

Yeehaw!

We're coming for you.

Hurry boys, I think they might be in the building.

I'm going to look for a place to hide.

Oh, dude.

Sick.

OK.

Oh, this place is insane.

Red Team, they're coming for me, so I'm just

going put all eyes on this front door.

[LOUD CLANKING NOISE]

Huh, well, gave away my location.

(WHISPERING) He's right above us.

Come on now.

Good luck coming through that door.

Ha!

See ya blue Team.

What you got?

He's down.

Cody is done.

Let's go!

No way.

Yes!

Are you kidding me?

I had the whole door covered.

Yeah, trap door underneath.

We heard you walking right above us.

That's the coolest way to go down, ever.

I still got nothing Sparky, we got to get to a supply bin.

Right, I'm just on a revolver, let's get you a gun.

Oh yes sir, now we're talking.

Supply bin up there.

Watch your left side.

Do you want to swap yours?

I want to keep it.

I've got more rounds on this one.

Ty, Coby got revived.

(ON RADIO) Sparky, one of the left.

He's moving quick.

Visual.

Right side.

Left side.

Oh, got one on Ty.

I'm taking heavy fire.

I got smoke.

I'm pinned down, I need help.

We got to get out of here.

Bail Spark.

Bail!

Bail!

Coby's out.

Coby's out.

Coby's out, Ty.

I got one.

He's only got one balloon.

[SCREAMING]

[CHEERING]

Let's go!

Boom!

Somebody got me long range.

I did.

I got you.

Unreal.

You got me on the pistol, and then you turned around,

you got Ty on the pistol.

I couldn't have dreamed of a day like this.

Why don't you take your mask off, let the people see the--

The champ has arrived.

So happy to be here.

I didn't think we could do it, we shocked the world.

Well done.

Well done.

Gar.

That hurts.

Red team, congratulations.

Sparks, I wanted to thank you for being here at this point,

I'm kind of wishing we chose another friend too,

for Airsoft Battle Two.

But this time it is my honor, and it is my duty,

to present this beauty of a trophy

to Sparky and the Red Team!