Morning.

Ta, ladies, My name is except the guy on.

I am in a great mood today.

I woke up early.

I'm getting work done.

I'm feeling very productive.

So let's not just crash that mood right down and place.

And Scary Game, shall we?

I have tried to procure the best, scariest, most delectable horror games for this today's episode, by which I mean I went to Ciccio and just pick some three random scary games that I thought looked interesting to my eyeballs.

So welcome.

1st 1 is called TV night.

I don't have a TV night is midnight.

Mom and Dad are asleep.

Time to go watch TV.

Oh, I never did this as a kid.

People always say, I always woke up, but I went to watch scary movies and Mom and Dad went to bed.

I couldn't do that.

My house is tight and it was full of people.

So if I went and watched TV, everyone be like I fuck up, uh in Havana poster, a poster of my favorite band smash mouth.

All right, that's blasphemous on so many different levels.

My stereo, It's awesome!

Is that where you listen to all your smash mouth.

All right, What else we got?

We got a Jesus Christ.

Are you two feet tall?

All right.

Same.

I mean, when I was a kid, I was two feet tall as well.

I was.

I don't People would make fun of me for being short now, which I'm not and perfectly average site motherfuckers.

But I was younger.

I was tiny.

I was like a speck of sand in the middle of a beach.

I'm going this way.

Instead, I will wake up my parents.

I don't want to make up my parents.

Okay?

I'm not going to go do that.

I'm going to do the opposite of that.

I'm gonna knock over a vase.

It's unbearably quiet.

I don't know if there actually is supposed to be audio.

They left the TV on.

No, they didn't.

That's the spooky scares.

Probably for some sort of ghost man.

Okay, so the TV is making noise.

Very, very faintly, I might add.

And I have looked at my headphones cranked.

I don't want to go out.

Why not?

There is no line.

All right.

This was much TV.

Don't get scared.

All channels show static.

I better check the back.

There's a VHS tape stuck to the back of the TV that's know where they go.

Hey, get a cartoon.

Is this what we got?

Find my tapes.

But it's just my mom trying to scare me.

Do you think your mom would be that elaborate?

Another tape in the carriage.

Okay, Bye.

Cartoon looked exactly like a cartoon that I remember from my childhood that I cannot find anywhere, well used, have a VHS tape at home of a bunch of different cartoons.

I don't know if they were Disney or bootleg or counterfeit or Irish Knock offs are what I'm pretty sure they were legit, but fucking one of them had a guy on a train and he was bouncing along the track.

He's trying toilet and everything, and I think he might be up in a cow.

I don't know what account for the life of me.

Fucking remember what that cartoon was, but I really need to find it would drive me insane.

But every now and then I see a character in that kind of looks like it.

I don't know why I'm so upset about this, but oh, I do not like that.

Oh, this fucking sucks.

This sucks.

Every dick that was in the bag.

Who's the carriage?

This is it.

Grab the flashlight.

Yes, you should.

Oh, thank God.

Uh, okay.

So far, so good.

Lee, What's on this tape?

Good job.

At least I think that's what it says.

But there are still more tapes to find stores room.

That's right.

Here.

That's this one, right?

That's my stereo for my room.

Oh, should we go to check it out?

That it's gonna wake up my parents?

They're gonna get in trouble?

No.

You know what?

I don't even know what the fuck, man.

He whispered that ever so delicately in my ears.

Oh, God, no.

I don't like this at home alone.

Every went back to the Netherlands for Christmas for a few days here, family and I'm alone in the house.

Be bees here somewhere.

He's sleeping.

He doesn't care.

He's not scared of anything.

He's a fearsome lying.

I'm stuck in my house alone in broad daylight, afraid that someone's gonna jump through my window and kill me, which is a legit fear.

Especially.

Someone comes up and says I know.

Don't be afraid.

Oh, easier said than done When you when you haven't shit your pants.

That's my room.

I want to go back there.

What the fuck is making that noise?

Um oh, did you see that?

There was a TV with legs.

That's scary.

Where do you go though?

Fuck no.

My smash mouth poster.

It's fucking sticks.

I have to be afraid of my TV.

TV was the place I went to get away from people and I was already afraid of people.

You have to be afraid of my TV as well.

Fuck this.

Almost there.

Almost that time.

I am very, very close.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Get off me, stranger.

Oh, dickhead.

You don't hear a lot of dickhead anymore, do you?

Dickhead and shit?

Head went out the window, but I like them.

The good old fashioned insults.

I could see him, though.

He's like, it's not even plugged in.

What's going on?

The tape is there, but that those were his legs is knocking at the door week.

Which door?

Well, it's downstairs.

Okay?

I want to get spooked as much as I possibly can.

Hello, Neighbors.

Are you here to save me?

I can't open it.

I can only look through the people.

Okay, that was That was silly that that one didn't scare me.

I'm fine with that one.

It just sounds like me would have yawning barbers.

Doubters.

It's your sweet baby boy, Shawn, for my mom and dad.

They're fucking dad!

Sylvia!

Jesus fucking Christ!

Go, Scott, the table Fucking go!

Just eat the fucking take.

Don't watch it.

Just ate the tape.

Put it in your belly.

That way sucks, sucks.

Sucks.

What's the last tape?

And just get it over with.

But I like most about you.

Oh, is that nothing will stop me tonight.

TV.

Just kill me, damn it!

The news is right.

Video games and TV and movies cause violence mainly because my TV comes alive and kills me.

That was foot.

I like that simple inventive.

It was just a go collect all these types of things again, Like a sign around type of game.

But the fact that my TV was alive and grew legs and killed me, that was pretty unique.

I had never seen that before.

I like that a lot.

I also like the idea off the TV itself being the thing that you interact with to see where the tapes are.

Then the TV itself comes alive and eats you.

That's fucking cool.

However, no.

Every time I watch TV, I'm gonna have to be like arms coming out of that.

Uh, those legs.

It's just the cables coming out the bottom of my TV.

But I'm watching you.

Oh, we're right into this one.

It's awesome.

I feel like I'm in an old eighties horror movie.

This one's called one Got in the house, so it's like a point and click type of thing.

Let's upstairs.

Only turnaround for door.

Oh, no, I don't like this.

This is creepy.

Wait, wait.

Okay, So now I only just got here.

Roy.

My God, this feels like I went to the bathroom, pulled out my pants, and before I even sat in the toilet, my ass was just, like, fucking sucked, Okay?

I turned around here, and that's what got me killed.

So let's go stairs.

Let's go down door.

I'm about to punch a child living room.

Wait.

Everyone is missing.

Okay?

I'm just gonna have to hope for the best on this one.

You know what?

I'm waiting for?

I don't even know how many more.

What is this shit bag?

Okay, let's go forward.

Dieting s so that a window.

Oh, okay.

That's the door that kills me, right?

God, this is so creepy looking.

But Pooky What?

I wait.

Just wait all day.

Evil is gone.

You survive.

Only the news.

Will you write plays?

The ghost gets got bored of me.

It was just like you.

You're no fucking fun, Okay?

Can you guys in the background just cam down?

Gone?

You're fine.

Are you happy?

Is there something else I'm supposed to do?

Yeah, I don't know.

Guy's evil got me and I fucking tight again.

I know what I should be doing other than this could really just wait.

I quit weight and it's still killed me.

So me kicking Wait, olders.

Other times I actually survived on one.

That's it.

I'm calling that a win.

That is the quickest I have ever defeated.

The evil inside my house.

I'm a fucking genius.

Okay, So real quick.

That game was really short, and I actually did quite like it a lot.

I like that sort of style that black and white like house like it's really creepy looking and just looking upstairs.

Looking downstairs just gives me the heebie jeebies.

I don't like it.

It freaks me out and that's cool on.

The scare was good.

He got me the very first time.

What not?

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