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YouTubers do.
What's up, everyone?
It's me.
The least annoying youtuber there is.
I just wanted to epically ran today about some self that I noticed you tubers do.
That is kind of weird.
There's a lot of it that doesn't necessarily get addressed a lot.
It probably does.
But regardless, I'm gonna go through it, and then I'm gonna ask you guys what your pet peeves, I guess we can call it are.
And we'll compare if we have the same.
Okay, Number one, this is very specific, but I find it as ah perfect example of YouTubers have no idea what they're doing.
So they're just copying everyone else.
We have sniper wolf with a tiny, tiny bit of red than the in the thumb.
Now, for whatever reason, people think this is something worth replicating this tiny, bitter red in the background off the photo.
That's what's going to get your views.
Apparently, people just should I pick any other color than this shade of grey red?
No, no, it has to be that one all.
I tried a lot of the colors.
They don't give use, okay.
I like how they started as well with sniper wolf in ah was as e.
Who practically looks so similar anyway.
And they have the exact same thumb.
Now, you know that photo over human where it's like old faces combined.
This is gonna be every youtuber eventually.
What is that?
Yeah, this is how old youtubers are gonna look in the future.
I know.
Not that important, Felix.
No one cares.
It just showed so much to me.
All right, bring it out.
The second point, which is the description of videos.
I hate the description of videos.
I don't care about it, but it's one of those things.
As a youtuber, you have to write her description because it's so important for people to find your video.
Ah, lot of channels, Bill.
I mean, I don't even know how it works, To be honest.
Previously used to be tax as a way to find a video through searches.
And he didn't have to be in your face.
You could just put in a bunch of tax yadda, yadda, yadda.
No one cares.
But now everyone just put the same tags in every video, so you kind of lost its effect.
So now what?
You two wants you to do.
Is that right?
A description in your video and it's so obnoxious.
Look at this.
I mean, clearly it works.
View rights.
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Example.
Project Zorg Remember PC nine and also named Melvin started Big, and I've read half of it.
Watch my awesome print videos.
Oh no, they're teaming up now.
I don't know.
I think this annoys me so much because it's it's not about the content.
It's more about how you can optimize your videos in a way that people will be, Ah will watch it.
It's loud, A grabs attention, and people don't question why they watch it.
It's is there in front of you because it hits every single mark What YouTube is asking for.
If you click on any video that just starts immediately super intensive than it should be assigned to just click off immediately.
You're not going to get fulfilled from this.
Uh, I'm told by YouTube as well that I should write a better description, and I just cannot careless.
I told what boo right.
It's just so lay.
Which brings to the third point, which is YouTube thumbnails.
I mean, this has a long history back.
Would like, uh I think to busk us, it would like same face, every single thumb.
Now, for whatever reason, having just this face in the thumbnail will do the trick.
Do you know how it knowing it, iss I'm so sick of it, But it's so useful for people to know Hey, it's doing the thumb now.
You know what?
From now on, this is gonna be my thumbnail for every video because that's how I feel inside when I make this thumbnails so awful.
It's so cringe.
E I like this David Deborah Qantas.
Well, just like just mirror the image I can't be bought its two soul crushing to take another photo.
I'll just marry the photo.
I like the and clearly works.
No one cares, I think, after it's fine.
But after you've done like 1000 of these stupid faces in the thumbnail, it's like, No, I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm officially done.
I've done too many Number four videos that have a question that I could not give less shit about.
But I watched the whole thing and I'm thoroughly enjoyed.
It always annoys men like I've learned a lot, but I will never need to know this.
It's the world running out of helium.
I don't care.
But it was a great video.
Okay, I want to see what shows up if I search.
Why?
Why Costco is cheaper than Amazon.
I don't care to stoke lick of it, Felix, you clearly don't understand my impulsive habits that I can't control.
Okay?
Why?
Joe Rogan won't do hot ones.
I mean, I want to know, but I'm sure the answer is pretty unimportant.
Why?
Planes don't fly.
I don't care.
Stop!
Stop roping me into questions that I don't care about.
Stop giving me knowledge and stuff I don't like it and it's dead.
What is his budget?
V socks?
Why doesn't the heart get tired?
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Stop asking questions in your titles.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Do I have to say it more?
Why?
Your aim still sucks.
I don't want to know.
I don't want to know.
I found this when I accidentally clicked on this video.
And it's number five point.
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Daniel or Regina, The winner will get cool.
Why?
It's almost like this night.
You need to know.
You can't just do anything.
Now.
They has to be, like 10 grand on the line or something when they're gets five bilion and they're never satisfied.
In the end, when they win, they like cool is awesome.
It's the same video.
Regardless, it's not like it's amping up anything but oh, my God, they win 10,000 So I have to watch the video and see what their reaction is.
Reaction.
All right, Cool.
Thanks.
What you gonna do with this?
Maybe pay off student loans.
Okay.
Cool.
So many youtubers do this now.
Would like pay 10,000 paid 10,000 and I don't get me wrong.
I think people can do it right and a lot of people do.
But it's one of those concept that clearly works on YouTube and everyone just take that concept and they do it so well.
Lazily lazily.
Is that a word?
I don't know.
What did I see recently?
Oh yeah, Morris is out of line.
Last two Life wins 20,000.
It's like it's like the bank gives out loans to itself.
Yea, I want 20,000 from my own money.
That's also cool.
Number six I think we're up to six.
Likes on the screen is the thing that's happening now.
And it's one of those things where it makes me feel so old.
Leave a like like subscribe.
Cool.
The video just began.
Why stop it?
I get it.
It's like a way lists intrusive way to get people to like the video.
But it's another one of those things that clearly works, and everyone just does it.
And now it's a standard, and it's dis annoying and I don't like it.
Boomer, this is boomer rents by you to basically, which brings him into the next one is when a lot of times you'll watch like a a video just to understand how to do something in an instruction video.
And for whatever reason, they'll still tell you.
Okay, Maybe it's like, how do you fix How do you download this app on your phone or something stupid?
I don't know.
And five, the end that I follow me on Instagram guys.
No, no, I'm not gonna follow you on instagram.
I mean, I could just ignore you saying that, but why would I?
No, your place if you make text hitori als than maybe people won't give a shit about your instagram.
Jesus Christ.
The same with podcast.
Everyone has a podcast that it's such a epic rant.
Why does that, Noah?
Not everyone needs a podcast.
Is there such a non problems number?
What are we on eight or nine?
I remember.
It doesn't matter.
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If you download now, you get 50,000 gold, whatever that means.
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Maybe you can find me in the game if you play enough raid shadow legends.
Listen, I'm not gonna hate on people getting bright on YouTube.
I think it's great, but for fuck's sake, stop everyone that this raid shadow legend, shout outs.
It's the same script for everyone.
They've clearly just said, OK, you need to say all these things.
And then every rate shadow legend shout out sounds exactly the same.
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All right.
Those were my pet peeves about YouTube.
Do you agree with them?
Do you not let me know in the comments?
I'm not going to read them anyway.
I'm kidding.
I do read comments.
Okay, so I asked him, Twitter what your pet peeves are about YouTubers wish.
I think it's pretty interesting.
So let's see.
Talking super slow and it's noticeable.
They're trying to make the video longer.
Some people on YouTube speak so slow.
I always watch videos on times to speed, and some people speak so slow that even times two makes the video dreadfully slow.
This is a problem with you to be in general, that YouTube one's longer videos, so people dragged them out for no reason at all.
And it's very obnoxious.
I can't say that I'm entirely give free on this, but I've seen the worst examples, and it blows my mind that people are okay with it.
They never really help small YouTubers.
Oh, I remember when I used to do that.
Remember that?
And then people started called me Nazi for it.
It's epic that this is why I don't do good things anymore on this interest and back on information.
Yes, this is so too.
Don't care about your car accident that left you without a left hand.
Just show you had a clean Burge serious editorial.
How to fix your smecker pickle Also, guys, sorry about the background already in this video.
We got a little bit of construction going on outside.
But that isn't too annoying for you guys in the background anyway.
Also, when they have a camera for three years, can't relate.
Can't relate to this at all.
I also think that I know this is kind of a stupid argument to make, but when people get too polished off a set up like a studio and like, Super Crest quality camera and and then everything was amazing, which is nice.
Don't get me wrong.
And if it's certain channels, but it almost feels like you kind of lost touch with what, in my opinion, you TBIs when it's to polish.
It's almost like I don't know.
It makes no sense to say that I don't know.
It's like I'm justifying me being a cheapest and not buying a proper camera.
All right, It's not a pet peeve, really.
But Court of Digital put an ad time early in their videos.
If I want to watch an ad and I can.
And if I don't I want to.
I can skip to exactly where the video ends.
More universities should do that a great weight.
If you're on your phone, you can just double tap on the side of the screen.
Most ad reads are either 60 to 90 seconds, so you just double tap six times.
And if their ad is still going double tap three times and you're good to go, you're welcome.
Gamers starting a podcast.
Derrick Nix for not recent I know why that annoys.
There's so much I like podcasters, which is the next guy.
But why do I have to?
People I follow feel like they need to have their own aimless podcast.
I ain't got time to today I like this because clearly you can just ignore it.
You don't have to consume the podcast.
It doesn't hurt you in any single way at all.
But it still annoys me.
I'm still bothered by it.
This does not affect me whatsoever, but I'm still very bothered by it.
Stop it.
I don't like it.
Skip over really important items in on video games.
Well, when you're doing commentary and you're focused on keeping it interesting, it is hard to play a way, as you do when you just wash a video and you just it is different.
I remember when I played with friends and one person has to control it.
It's so much easier to be like you miss that you missed that.
You miss that.
I get that it's still in knowing.
But yeah, I don't know, talking over dialoguing games.
Well, if the dialogues weren't so boring Jesus Christ, I got to say, as someone that has played insane amount of story driven horror, Sorry, story driven games.
Most game developers aren't writers, and the writer said game developers hires are sold bad.
They cannot write.
Hey, can't It's awful and it just feels like you're having your time wasted.
I remember watching the documentaries of the of the How They Made the halo cut scenes, and I find it so interesting how they kept revision doing.
It's really good sales.
If you watch actually, how bungee the original Halo games because their approach to storytelling in the cut scenes were, We're wasting people's time.
We need to make this as interesting as we possibly can.
And I think that is missed on a lot of games.
It just feels like they need to drag out the game to be as long as possible, which kind of ties into you to be, in a sense, asking people to like and subscribe to their channel 10 seconds into the video.
This is one of those things that just doesn't go away because it clearly works, despite how an obnoxious it is.
I remember when I started doing YouTube videos, and I felt awful just asking for subscribing at the end.
Watch watch some of my earlier videos.
I'm like, If you've made it this far in the video, then maybe consider subscribing, and I remember I remember, like getting like two or three more subscribers because I used to do that.
I'm like, Holy shit, I found a gold mine and I've got a hot bed.
Oh, pretty recorded videos.
Maybe it's just me, but I don't like the vibe of pre recorded.
Yeah, I get this a lot since I do daily videos.
Uh, why don't why can't you just work ahead?
Or why can't you just do that?
I really don't like it either.
I think it shows immediately when the video is pre recorded, and it makes it less interesting.
In a sense, I don't know why.
Because it's such a subtle thing.
I only really work ahead if I have no other choice.
Leave your opinion in the comments below Never reads comments.
This actually reminds me of another thing.
I always read the comments.
I think I think it's super fun.
If I don't care about the comments, it probably means I don't care about the video I just created, to be honest.
So I think it's a good way to know if you met an interesting video.
I first thought the whole like a common thing was interesting, but now I just find it a really annoying way for you to Mr Shell like positive comments because they will get bumped.
I wish I could like a comment without it getting bumped up, because now it's like I want to find out what people thought of a video like what the actual democracy opinion of ideas are.
But then I have this feel like I have to scroll through this decision out problems.
I am aware, but it's like I have to scroll past all these like like the Creator like comments to get what two people are actually saying.
You understand what I mean?
That's why I find myself not even using this feature.
Another one makes a 15 to 20 minutes rent about some other creator, how much they hate their content and despite their views, and then say, Please don't send any hate as it ends, as if that's going to stop the hate.
Well, it's kind of annoying as a creator how you can't criticize another channel without a lot of dumb idiots following along and just taking it too far.
So it's almost like you have to say it, even though it's not gonna have any effect.
I think that's another pet peeve I have.
Two is like these channels that are purely based around calling out other channels.
That's all they do And then they get called out and it's and it's the biggest drama ever.
How could they say this about May?
But I think you have a point here with this because it's like you're creating this atmosphere on YouTube where it's being overly critical and things like that putting more emphasis, that being overly critical, this is important when it really isn't.
Uh oh God, I'm a giant hypocrite, starting an interesting sentence about themselves or their own life experience, then gets distracted and then they never fished finishes.
Going on tangents is something I see a lot of YouTubers do, especially when you're new, because you think it's like a quirky way to speak.
But it's just really, really, really, really annoying.
If I ever go on a tangent, you may have noticed this.
I always acknowledge that I go in attention just so people know that.
Yes, I am aware this is a different topic, but I will get back to the point later.
A little tip there for newbies.
Come organize something really excited.
But I can't tell you yet.
Yes, the announcement over the announcement that's always very interesting.
Just shut the fuck up then I hope I haven't done this.
I don't think I do doing too much.
That one's not gonna lie.
But pushing games Merchant, how our hardware and drinks and figures and a sponsor all in one video is kind of much I think I've done in one video.
I think, with games I have another one coming out Bhupathi on 12th of December.
I don't give a if you have a problem with that.
Games is really hard to time with other things.
A lot of times you're working with different people in it.
I mean, it is fair criticism, but at same time, games specifically is very hard to time.
They might seem like, Oh, you're pushing a lot right now but it is learning just a coincidence.
And I think it's cool stuff, too, Like I don't know, I don't care.
When they tried to act poor as a familiar that can relate to someone working two jobs and living paycheck to paycheck it like some of them.
Hi there.
Well mean.
Meanwhile, we're all aware of it.
I think it makes it worse when they try to hide it and related this to some level yet to see this a lot, you tip.
It's obviously Papa.
I think it's less an obnoxious than shoving it in your face.
Would like.
Look at the car.
Look at the house when that becomes your content.
That's a lot more annoying than trying to hide your wealth.
But I also think a lot of YouTubers are scared of showing that they have money to lose that sort of connection with their audience.
And that's what people do it.
When I think in reality, it doesn't matter what level you're on.
As long as you're honest about what you're doing and can express what your fears are.
People will still understand it, even if they can't relate to it.
Overly complain about YouTube and how bad it is to point where it's not just venting their frustration anymore.
It's very tense up complaining for no reason.
You have a great house, expensive equipment and an amazing car like stop.
I actually disagree with this to a certain extent because I think I find myself being more critical about things that I care about, and that doesn't mean I think it's all bad, but it's the things that I thinking make improve It's just giving constructive criticism or pointing out things that I'm annoyed with because I really care about you, too, if I brought by you too, because I really want you took to do well.
But I think it's small things right.
I think the thing with you, too, besides eventually because it's ridiculous to care about these tiny little problems.
Oh, people, super thumbnails, Bubba, by all these all these things, they don't mean anything by themselves.
But after year after year, after year after year, each progression of of these things, I think we'll find it.
Maybe it's not entirely impossible that we find ourself looking at it.
Ah, YouTube.
That has been shaped in a way that we don't want it at all.
And I think that's my concern when addressing these things, not so much each.
Like I couldn't give a less shit about what someone uses.
I said, from now, Yeah, that's my YouTube pet peeves.
Do you agree?
Disagree.
I read comment.
Actually, that's a lie, Actually, no, it isn't like I got You know what?
Everyone spend the comments, and it's the same one.
I just sort by new.
All right.
I saw a Read the comments.
You're not slick.
Okay?
All right.
That's it.
Bye bye.
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